If only you knew how bad things really are here in the UK. The cost of food and fuel has become unbearable. it's not a little problem, it's a massive problem. A lot of people are going to starve or turn to things they don't want to to support their families this year.
Ligma balls kek
High in calories *and* flavor.
Yeah it's really bad, don't come here. If you're a shitskin you should just leave now
Nah it's alright, they're used to famines and not eating anything for days at a time
>tfw you're a shitskin and not in britland
Imagine the shock the new shitskin migrants will have this winter when they're measly benefit payments mean frick all compared to today. I can't wait to see how chaotic it might get. I'd try and get out of the cities where chimpouts are most likely.
>can't wait to see how chaotic it might get
The supermarkets will be stripped bare.
>chimpouts
I'm tired of waiting
you'll probably have your power rationed while they get everything subsidized and unlimited.
oh this coping is delicious, going to slurp this yuropoor cope right up
Yeah it's absolutely awful please don't come here haha it will be terrible and we don't want that
Food seems relatively cheap in the UK. Just think of those Black folk in the council estates who will be getting free heat this winter. Sausage rolls from Greggs, 1.5 Pounds. Buy yourself a hob, 50-60 pounds on Amazon, low energy use. I'm headed back to the U.S. on Tuesday, will miss this place.
Earth is flat with a dome.
God exists.
Aliens don't exist.
Space isn't real.
Never went to the moon.
Nukes don't exist.
Evolution is a lie.
Dinosaurs never existed.
Germ Theory is a lie.
The world is ruled by secret societies that worship Satan. israelites/Jesuits/Freemasons/Illuminati are Gnostics and Kabbalists. Masters at deception. One satanic philosophy is inverting reality.
They make you think you live on a spinning ball.
They make you think you're just an animal.
They make you think there's a deadly virus out there.
Luciferians are behind liberalism, feminism, socialism, marxism, communism, multiculturalism, egalitarianism, social decay and degradation.
They despise, and want to destroy:
- Religion, specifically Christianity
- Family
- Nation
- Property
Hence these civilizational concepts are under relentless assault to make way for their satanic New World Order led by the Antichrist after a fake alien invasion known as project Blue Beam.
ALL of these conspiracies hinges on the original, mother of all psyops and hoaxes: Earth being a ball floating in nothing, revolving around the sun (remember, the satanic cabal are pagan sun worshippers..)
Christ is King.
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>what the frick is beans on toast?
>Beans
A luxury and far pricier now than they've been before. I've switched to peasontoast.
The frick? You fricking people never get to say a fricking word about American food again. Jesus Christ.
>fork no knife
Everything seems to be in order here.
God queen the slave
>>fork no knoife
Extremely well played. Beautiful.
>sees it concealed under some pea
OY
Why you let a vegan take a shit on your bread?
those aren't beans they're legumes (peas)
>t. can't read
Serious question, do you have a license for that concealed knife
Why not just go directly to the trad UK dish toast sandwich?
And this is the country that conquered half of the fricking globe?
>beans are a luxury
>peas on toast
Hope this is a shitpost
Those aren’t beans. Also it’s Sunday post a full English, that’s what I’m making today.
Good cheap food that you don't need to cook:
quaker 1-minute oatmeal
canned spaghetti and ravioli
cans of tuna, and cans of chunk chicken + mayo
chocolate candy bars. snickers, hershey is good
canned corn. + peas and mixed veg if you want
canned bread is surprisingly good (B&M)
plastic jars of nuts
> quaker 1-minute oatmeal
>canned spaghetti and ravioli
>cans of tuna, and cans of chunk chicken + mayo
>chocolate candy bars. snickers, hershey is good
>canned corn. + peas and mixed veg if you want
>canned bread is surprisingly good (B&M)
>plastic jars of nuts
>”Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you: The Mississippi Muttpie!”
Nuts too expensive. Substitute pork rinds.
>canned bread
You mean cake?
Bread comes in a bag. Give your head a wobble mate.
Yes, it is a bit cakey and sweet. Almost gingerbread.
Nope. He means canned bread. It's a real thing.
bread in a bag??? are you canadian?
I like beans peas but this looks like dog vomit. Not very appetizing.
Why not make split pea soup and then mop up the bowl with a slice of bread? What's this obsession with piling everything on the bread? I don't get it.
Absolutely GRIM
>all these gays that haven't heard of mushy peas before
Pathetic
>>what the frick is beans on toast?
you wont remember this but back in the 1990s a tin of baked beans was 1p. One Penny.
I do remember, and it wasn't one penny. Mars bars cost 7p when I was little around 1972 I guess.
How dumb are people they dont even know how to make a small fire out of sticks and leaves to cook food
Fires are illegal because Greta said so.
yeah mate your going to do that in a block of flats
>Hasn't made fires in the stairwells before
Wasteman
Not everyone went to Scouts
More fool them
i had a roommate that tried to burn styrofoam to boil water.
Imma send food cousin
Go to food bank
You should start hunting and eating Black folk, solves two problems at once
Mad Black person disease
Buckwheat
The government doesn't want you to know this, but immigrants are made of meat. You can literally cook them and eat them.
Rocket stove can run on sticks. Get ready to riot come winter.
Can you put leaves in a wood stove? My house has a massive fricking tree outside it that rains lesves all night and day this time of year.
No leaves, mate, that would clog up the inside. It needs sticks with gaps in between to breathe.
you should have cut the tree down in like february then you could have burned it by winter depending what kind it is
would stuff that fell in storms back jan-feb might be dry enough to burn if prepared now?
>would stuff that fell in storms back jan-feb might be dry enough to burn if prepared now?
Yes. Thats all its good for if its been left out to rot.
Leaves will have more ash due to the inorganic nutrients but they are fine for fires. For rocket stoves doesn't matter what you pack it with since rocket stoves hit >1200C they can decompose anything, even plastic, to nothing but co2 and water with some NOx byproducts of course.
Wait.
Did you ever succeeded in getting a fire out of dry fallen Autumn leaves?
Dry them out and put in plastic bags
I frequently trek in the wintry storms to pretend im on a mission but its just me and some friends bbq and get drunk
Its ultra comfy to just light up a stove in some cabin and look for bear in dens to wake up
If there dry, then yes.
But there is no point they will burn up so quickly that there isn't any point
In all seriousness if you either buy or rig up a set up to make bio-bricks leaves would make fantastic solid fuel. You basically chuck them in a bucket of water, let them soak, then frick them into a bit of kit that compresses them down te frick, then let the solid brick dry and it'll burn for longer than charcoal. Works incredibly well with paper waste, I see no reason why Autumn leaves wouldn't work the same or better.
I'm thinking of getting one of those paper brick makers for log burning stove. I've always got a full bin of paper and cardboard. Is it worth it?
Only if you want a creasol fire in your chimney
Better make sure your leaf collection permit is in order, mate.
You will get a very low yield. They are not that heavy and burn up fast.
yes
dry them out in piles and tap them down several times
then roll them up in pieces of plain paper like burritos, with a small piece of tape to hold them shut
stack them up like kindling in a dry place
these will burn much faster than wood, so you want to be sure to capture as much heat as possible
Dont even need that, just get a bean tin and make a hole in the bottom
More than one way to skin a cat.
aha the hidden benefit of diversity
you can ask your asian neighbour for their favourite cat recipe
Damn bro. Do you shit in a bag too? We need some standards around here. Unaesthetic as frick. If we're going to have a revolt, it's important that we flex on noobs at every opportunity.
Ye idk what to say, either we have a lot of sever untermensch on the right wing or our guys are prolific camping enthusiasts.
Here’s a picture of something called a braai.. you build it out of brick and mortar because it’s easy to do and you are not an African 50iq ape man.
You can cook meat, root veg, reheat bread with garlic. Etc. so simple yet elegant and utilitarian.
>If we're going to have a revolt, it's important that we flex on noobs at every opportunity.
Please do, just please do.
Or a stainless steel drying basket for knifes and forkz at your neardst ikea.
24 bricks. Get em before they skyrocket gl Bongs.
nice but better to invest in a cook stove that has a chimney that will set the smoke away.
I’m preparing aswell. My energy prices are, I’m estimating, gonna be around 320 in December, and 420 in January and February. I’ll hoarded a shitload of soup and beans for the time.
Though it’ll be fricky when it gets to 580 a month in April, and that’s just based off of the low estimates
I'm just gonna turn it off at the mains lad and sit in the dark.
Need to get the meter removed or youre still paying standing charges
some anon on here said about jumper cables to disable it, but i don't know how
Iv seen people use wire coat hangers and a piece of wire and 2 screws to bypass the meter. See all kinds of shit when you work with rental properties, you just have to bridge the live coming in from outside with the live exiting the meter supplying your property, so the live is now taking a direct path that bypasses the meter in the middle.
There are three wires going into the meter and three wires coming out. All you have to do is connect the brown wire to the brown wire and the blue wire to the blue wire. Wear thick rubber gloves when you do this.
ok will look into it lad.
Not sure what your voltage is but thick rubber gloves wouldn’t stop ours. That’s a good way to have a nice day with mains power.
This person is trying to kill you.
See:
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Your island really is owned by israelites
just run your bill and have fun, they cant cut you off in winter.
>can you make pemmican with bugs?
Pemmican is made using. 40/60 portion of fat and ground to almost a powder dried or cooked meat.
So theoretically if you dehydrate enough grasshoppers and crickets or whatever and grind them down to a powder to mix with fath yes it could work.
But if you arent hunting large game what will you use for fat?
Just had my new Direct Debit letter. Gas and electric was £2,100 a year now it's £5,080 and I'm being told it'll rise further in January when the government fuel cap ends.
Combine this with rising mortgage rates (which means increased rent) massive inflation in food inflation and flat wages is going to kill the economy. Nobody will have spare cash to coomsume which means job losses and bankruptcies.
Shit is going to get Mad Max real quick.
deenz
What's that 100 calories per sardine can? You need 20 times that much per day just to maintain weight.
Well your refugees will want for nothing and be getting unlimited free food, heat and shelter on your sheckels while you freeze and starve. It’s going to happen here in the states as well. The other thing we have in common is where just gonna sit here and take it without raising a finger.
Actually, losing heating and food would be one of the incredibly few things that would cause people to ape out.
Food maybe but it's never cold in the UK so no no one will ape out over this
Before they where banned. Study's on the difference between blacks and whites in the UK. Proved a white northern brit is six times less susceptible to cold than an Egyptian. After being immersed in cold water he warmed to normal six times faster. That's why we don't notice the cold as much.
Love hearing this shit. I hope this winter is particularly brutal.
If they do have weather altering technology, you can be sure they are going to make it cold AF.
Yep because they can't sit and watch their brainwash box in comfort, it's ridiculous it's gotten this far for them to be angry. 1million + immigrants in one year not Including illegals but muh central heating and endless TV watching!
Nothing would happen. Everyone would just cry about glowies and then starve to death.
Peanut butter and honey sandwich
with a multivitamin you can live on this 3 meals a day. takes no time to prepare, you're done and don't have to worry
you can eat it straight out of the can without heating
What is it apu?
pea soup, 16% meat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pea_soup
Nice. I love soup, even canned soup is pretty good
Is it full of lethal levels of cocaine, like all Finnish people / products?
Due to this war they have had to switch to a much shittier supplier and the last can I had at least 3 bugs inside. Probably more.
But yeah a good way to earn back money with those is just to get a bug canned one and send a complaint to them and they give you a 10 euro gift card.
they put those in to make you used to eating the bugs pekka
>A lot of people are going to starve or turn to things they don't want to to support their families this year.
But at least Boris gave you a million new mouths to feed and keep warm.
>own citizens starving
>import Black folk with full upkeep
This is purely outrageous.
Those who will survive winter will have to deal with this:
>One of the world's largest fertilizer producers, Norway's Yara, said Aug. 25 that it will cut its use of ammonium (a less toxic form of ammonia) in nitrogen fertilizer production by 35% and cut production to 3.1 million tons because of record gas prices. The nearest TTF futures on the London ICE on Thursday exceeded $3200 per 1,000 cubic meters for the first time since March: 3.5 times more than at the beginning of June and 11 times more than a year ago.
>The day before, U.S. fertilizer maker CF Industries Holdings said it was stopping ammonium production at a plant in Great Britain. It is the largest producer of carbon in the country with a capacity of 400 thousand tons per year. So far it is reported about the temporary shutdown, but before that CF Industries had already completely closed a similar British plant for the production of ammonia and carbon.
>Poland's leading chemical holding Grupa Azoty stopped its Tarnów plant at the beginning of the week and reduced production at another plant in Kędzierzyn to its minimum level (43% of design capacity), keeping its Polica plant busy. Another Polish chemical concern, Anwil (part of PKN Orlen), which owns the ammonia and ammonium nitrate (CAN) plant in Wloclawek, also stopped producing nitrogen-containing products.
>As of September 1, Achema, the largest Baltic producer of chemicals, will shut down its ammonia output, having been operating at a reduced capacity since the fall of 2021. The company's general director, Ramunas Miliauskas, said Aug. 24 that Lithuanian fertilizer prices had become uncompetitive compared to products from Russia and the United States. He noted that for Achema's production to be economically efficient, gas prices must be at least three times lower than current levels.
>According to the head of the company, if the high price of gas will remain in the next one or two years, Achema will not be able to sustain such costs.
It needs to happen mate, we need something so terrible people revolt.
>Also over the last week, similar statements were made by the Hungarian chemical concern Nitrogenmuvek and French Borealis (it is decommissioning its plant in Grandpuy, while other facilities are operating at reduced capacity). Back in July, BASF, Germany's largest chemical company, started cutting back its ammonia output. SKW Piesteritz, Germany's largest ammonia producer, also cut its output.
>The Kommersant interlocutor familiar with the situation notes that 70% of facilities producing ammonia (24 million tons a year) and urea (13 million tons) have significantly reduced production or ceased operations.
>According to Kommersant's sources, this trend will continue, which will support high prices not only for nitrogen, but also for complex types of fertilizers, which use a nitrogen component.
>Dmitry Akishin of Vygon Consulting notes that gas can account for up to 80-90% of the cost of ammonia. He estimates that the total amount of the outages is in the millions of tons, and could amount to several percent of the global consumption of ammonia in the fertilizer industry (140 million tons per year). In total, up to 15 million tons of ammonia facilities in Europe have already been shut down or are at risk of being shut down, the expert said.
>At the same time, ammonia and other nitrogen fertilizer manufacturing facilities in countries where natural gas is cheap, including Russia, are traditionally operating at 80-90% capacity due to their high level of competitiveness.
>Therefore, it's difficult to organize quick substitution of the lacking volumes, says Mr. Akishin, pointing at the good prospects for the new capacities being built in Russia. Nina Adamova of Gazprombank's CEP shares the opinion that no one can fill the European supply that has dropped out in the global market in the next six months.
tl;dr there will be shortage of fertilizer and there's no way to get it from somewhere else, much less for cheap. Thus, this will lead to food shortage.
You guys need to get your shit together and maybe oust the people who decided to do this. ALL this shit is self-inflicted and avoidable. Kill a handful of buttholes now to prevent millions of deaths later.
>checked
>millions of deaths still occur
if you forgot, russia is russia, once one leader is down in such a time, the road for a civil war is short.
>if you forgot, russia is russia, once one leader is down in such a time, the road for a civil war is short.
And when was the last time something similar to that happened in Russia, israelite friend?
We would like to, but killing US president and all those Deep State buttholes isn't easy without starting nuclear war.
You assume WE don't want Biden gone as well. We might just look the other way.
>ousting biden
not gonna happen without a deadly civil war.
The thing is, Deep State is much more than just some israeli crooks sitting in the dark room and rubbing their hands. Even if you somehow kill in one strike pretty much all of Washington and at least half of US politicians, all MSM journalists, Pentagon, CIA, NSA and whatever else, even then it will make this hydra only half-dead. And if that would be done by external force, this would revitalize Deep State hydra even more.
The US political system is self righting. Federal governance will decline and power will reside in the states. It’s already started.
>without starting a nuclear war
pretty much there is no reasonable way to achieve victory unless we want to destroy the majority of the west. it would be extremely suicidal.
Try it, see what happen.
America won’t do anything
You have nothing to be afraid of, just do it!
America didn’t force Britain or Canada for that matter to accept millions of shitskins and chinks. If I was going to blame any one nation it would be Switzerland.
>You guys need to get your shit together and maybe oust the people who decided to do this
>RAND_RR3063.pdf
>You guys need to get your shit together and maybe oust the people who decided to do this. ALL this shit is self-inflicted and avoidable. Kill a handful of buttholes now to prevent millions of deaths later.
Is a filthy Amerimutt.
Death and destuction is all the world wishes upon America and Amerimutts.
Die homosexual, die!
>Kill a handful of buttholes now to prevent millions of deaths later.
This is the motivation behind all of our "violent" posts and leftists don't fricking get it.
What is being done to Yurop right now is also being done to America, they're just going much slower about it here because we have guns and have been on the brink of civil war since January 2021. But crushing the economy and creating a food shortage in the name of global warming is the order of the day globally. Don't forget that the reason Sri Lankans started glowposting irl is because the former president banned fertilizer causing agricultural output to shrink by 40% in a country with an agrarian economy which relies on profits from exporting luxury produce like tea to pay for imports of staple produce like rice. That 40% drop made Sri Lankan society go from business as usual to Mad max almost overnight. So as an experiment, it de.onstrated that going too far too fast *will* cause serious and perhaps unstoppable uprisings across the globe.
This is why some kind of manufactured "war" like Ukraine (also an experiment) will be used to justify the famine caused by their policy, and if things start getting out of hand they will declare an outbreak of airborne AIDS to justify new "lockdowns" (martial law) as has occurred in Shanghai.
Looks bleak for europe. Wonder how na will fare in the next few years.
>tl;dr there will be shortage of fertilizer and there's no way to get it from somewhere else, much less for cheap. Thus, this will lead to food shortage.
what is piss
eat the bugs
c**ts give it to me straight
is the uk energy crisis that bad?
how high have bills gone up
was planning to move there soon,...
I think so m8, It's only just starting and forecasts show it is only going one way and it's not down.
Don't move here unless you already have a 6 figure job lined up (outside of London). I'm serious.
>Energy price cap raised 80%
>Energy companies now allowed to raise prices every quarter, instead of 6 months
>My weekly groceries has gone up from £40 to £50
>Our government is about to be run either by a corporate shill w*man who thinks we should all just 'work harder' because it's immoral to raise taxes on corporations, or a literal Indian who's worth £800m and has never had a working class friend
>The people are so disillusioned with government that they'll probably vote in Labour, who will accelerate the troony agenda 100x and take our economy off a different cliff
>Worst of all, the British people will never do anything about any of it. Just vote red or blue.
Don't come unless you're going to be financially insulated from all this.
Only correct answer.
Frick these pathetic losers, hope they all enjoy being the hated minority they so desperately wanted to be.
Why would you choose to move to an Islamic caliphate?
In all seriousness though, don't move here. As much as I would normally welcome fellow white brethren, I have to be honest and admit that the UK is beyond saving. Our population is being allowed grow out of control whilst our public infrastructure is crumbling under the pressure of half a million new people every 2 years (something around that).
We're just as pozzed as USA. You'd be better moving somewhere in the Baltics or Eastern Europe where the leaders haven't completely hung their people out to die.
>white brother
he doesnt know he was speaking with a chink diaspora, lmfao
It's complete insanity that they want to overpopulate an island like that. It's like they want an inevitable collapse.
>give it to me straight
Like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears?
Inflation is going out of control.
It's not that bad but there are a LOT of utter spastics in this country that already spend more than they earn.
Of course they'll, predictably, still be babies by the nanny state.
>move from prison island to smaller prison island
C'mon Bruce.
it's the same all over europe so avoid for now
Won't anyone think of the poor blacks? They didn't really start coming here before central heating and have the heat turned up full in winter being more susceptible to cold!The government must help them! Cold is racist!
I am lad but the 10's of millions that are planning on fleeing to Europe when they run out of food.
When they do, at this rate, they can starve and freeze.
You are joking, but I am willing to bet that they will make this argument and as usual get financial support so that they can eat their fried chicken in their 27 degree warm home. Whites will have to make sacrifices as usual. I propose instead to use the nigs as fuel in order to combat the rising energy and heating prices. Their dense bones will crackle nicely in the open fireplaces, providing some much needed warmth and setting the tone for a lovely Christmas. Up to you anglos.
Sardines, rice, beans/lentils, salt pork and salted beef (look up how to make it). All those can sustain you. Also stock up on large quantities of flour and salt. Can/pickle vegetables now to sustain you through winter. Also figure out how to raise chickens and beekeeping now because you will absolutely need them in the future. Read up on gardening and grow some easy to grow vegetables. Things will be worse for you but there's many things you can do to be better off than your neighbors.
Stocking up on salt is a genius idea, not only will it preserve your meats well but you can trade small quantities of it for a good deal for those who have not the foresight to stock up some salt before the dark.
I make homemade boston baked beans with salt pork in a slow cooker. Lots of fatty goodness for cheap I can mix with other stuff in the fridge pretty easily. People who can't cook are frick-ups and losers. The amount of time and money you can save just by learning 4 or 5 recipes is insane.
100lbs of sliced roast beef, 10lbs of sliced swiss cheese, 50 loaves of bread, 5 gallons of mayo
Traditional American breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
Breakfast is caffeine, nicotine and cocaine.
Oy Nigel, Id imagine having a few extra pounds on you would be beneficial going into a period of starvation?
Traditional standard sandwich base recipe.
Thats just what you start with.
It grows with all the greens and veggies you have into a real sandwich when its height is at six inches or more you know the sandwich has matured to adulthood, and is ready to be taken by the lion(you)
They're going to die of vaids long before starving to death.
soon a reality kek
Get to work boys. Chads have already started hording wood for fireside orgies. No wood incels will eat cold beans from a can.
based
will be fun seeing citycucks attempt to burn a varnish-loaded bookshelf in their living room
Humans can live a month without eating anything.
You'll be fine with an egg, some bread, some water and pills for vitamins n shit everyday.
No, you don't need three full meals a day, no, you won't starve if you don't eat everyday.
And you better get used to this, because as Macron said, the time of abudance in Europe is over. It's time for degrowth. Sell your shitty urbanite appartment (if you are lucky enough to be an owner), buy some house in the countryside, grow some vegetables, have a few chickens, get solar panels and drill a well for water, and stop being a homosexual.
This is how we will have to live now, embrace it.
>This is how we will have to live now, embrace it.
Or just get a fishing rod and go fish.
aye lad, the other day i caught 8 mackerel in about an hour.
Moving to the countryside sounds like a good idea, but I'm thinking the lower population density will mean it's less defensible. In the towns, you can ally with your neighbours to discourage looters.
I've got a moderately big garden in a town, and growing food is bloody hopeless. Blackberrys did best this year. Maybe I had enough for one meal. My 3 y.o. apple tree had a single apple, which dropped off when it was tiny. My plum had 5, but all except one fell. That one was the best plum I've ever eaten, but... I got a few bunches of grapes this year. Also nice. If I had to rely on my garden for food, it would be a disaster.
>less defensible
>has one plum to defend
And yet another 10000 fricking dirty wogs pile in the country and get given immediate accommodation and allowances. I see them every fricking day in the town hotels on my way to work. I hate them and this occupied government so fricking much and I can’t wait for God burn these Black folk in hell for eternity.
Your fellow whites did this to you and you still complain about non-whites. Have your pincers molted yet?
Thank God for your Pakistani immigrants.
*nothing happens*
>nothing happens
>be italian
>not afraid cause there's a lot of natural gas in the eastern mediterranean
Are you a israelite?
>Are you a israelite?
no.
UK starves and freezes.
And who says nothing good ever happens any more?
Nothing ever happens
everything will be fine IF the uk drops all taxation for the time being and allows capital to move freely.
Nettle Pudding, a lot of soups. The Romans boiled nettles along with meat in order to tenderize it.
>Bongland Braces for 'Winter of Famine'
>UK first world
The simplest meal is to pour boiling water over flour to make gruel.
use one of those energy efficient kettles to boil the water.
>gruel
Wow I get to eat like one of the slaves I put in the wheel in Conan.
Gruel make men weak.
Ahh, the true Gulag food.
PLEASE SIR
£98 a month fixed until September next year
get btfo variablecucks
>£98 a month fixed until September next year
>get btfo variablecucks
Your power deliverer will go bankrupt.
No problems here c**t, you povs are fricked hope you get your mandatory autumn vaccine.
All the trve natives will just follow their instinctual drive to take shelter in the swamps and marshes. This is the winter of Dagda and all pakis, normans, saxons, and latins will perish.
Rooting for you guys. Time to go back to great depression cooking
>Rooting for you guys. Time to go back to great depression cooking
or Asian recipes from India and China. we dont have to eat boring bland American stodge.
Only for inferior people like northerners
Considering how fat the average fricker is these days, it's probably a blessing in disguise. The average person eats huge quantities more daily than they should. The "end of abundance" is really just a realignment back to the days of more traditional, healthy amounts of food consumption.
This is right
A winter famine would fix this country so much. Everybody is fat here (64% according to the ONS). It's why COVID managed to kill so many people. Being fat weakens men's testosterone so almost every many here is a complete b***h and when men decay, so does the society
Maybe if people also start running to keep warm it'll have double the positive effect of getting people into exercising again
im ready to take what i need
Eat the bugs
Drink more water to remain insulated.
>Drink more water to remain insulated.
it's amazing what 3 layers do. You will be toasty warm in a chilly house. 1t layer poly pro, second layer some kind of pull over, third layer, an insulated flannel shirt.
So if the locals are having trouble, how are all the sandskins going to cope?
Getting handouts and if that doesn't satiate them, steal anything not bolted down. There are already random street/store takeovers. Winter gonna be fun.
Also did people forget about sandwiches?
BongAnons, check out S2 Underground on israelitetube. He has a series titled "War Kitchen" where he shows you how to make various wartime meals. Might be useful to prepare for the coming winter.
I do declare that all Brit’s energy going to homes or any other businesses shall be taken away and be given to the games workshop miniature factory to keep it running, throughout the winter of death. All others shall starve in order to maintain the onions boi consumption. Prepare accordingly my British minions.
Hunt rats
Cook on open fire
i dont prep, the quicker i am hungry the quicker i will rise up and defend myself unlike you cucks in basements eating rice all day
being hungry/thirsty is literally the only way to get people to actually do something
You fricks love Ukraine this much?
frick off clown
load up on blackbeans, rice, and salt
basically will last 6 months
stockpile vitamins C and D too
I ate nothing but eggs and rice and occasionally pizza for 4 years while putting myself through college. Time to harden up pussies.
Last I checked microwaves don't use gas.
>Thinks microwave is better than a fire
Absolute goy you are
No, but if people are screening that they will have no food due to no gas then I have to assume they are good goyim who don't know how nature works. If you are some normie npc afraid you'll die because you can't use an oven how is a microwave not a simpler solution than making fires every meal in your non existent little cuckyard? There are morons who will somehow die from this shit because they are too stupid to buy one, just like how gays there were dying from 100 degree weather somehow because they were too fricking stupid to buy a fan, open a window, get ac, or just drink some water.
>a-a-at least we are making the Russians pay!
Maybe it is location dependent but neither beans nor deenz are particularly cheap.
I'm amazed at people who don't know how to eat cheap (and healthy at that) and "prep" with something they don't normally consoom.
Beans are really cheap if you buy them dry in bulk and soak them yourself. Canned beans aren't super cheap but they're still kind of cheap.
Pemmican is a mixture of tallow, dried meat, and sometimes dried berries. A calorie-rich food, it can be used as a key component in prepared meals or eaten raw. Historically, it was an important part of indigenous cuisine in certain parts of North America and it is still prepared today.
can you make pemmican with bugs?
Yes, but it's best with a touch of nutmeg.
Good advice in the long term but for the next few months it's better to stockpile corned beef and spam.
I see you.
Is this happening simply because of muh Russians?
Frick you your country has been stolen from you and your royalty has stood silent as your country has been reverse-colonized. The Duke of Edinburgh said it all - they want you dead.
>about to have a famine and freeze to death
>rent is still $1800 for a flat
neat.
Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous,
By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams,
To set my brother Clarence and the king
In deadly hate the one against the other
Porridge in a bowl, water or milk and microwave it.
Also bacon or spam on a plate and microwave it.
Enjoy
>or turn to things they don't want to
This is really sad. I'm visiting the UK through the summer and plan to stay in Scotland. I'm a little bit worried but encouraged because I'm hoping to pay for a wee Scot lass with ivory skin and frick her all day and night in trade for a bit of fuel. Can you tell me which city or town would be best to find this? I'm looking for about 5 feet tall with big eyes and a tiny nose and a firm ass. I can take care of her until sprintime. DM me.
>irm ass
The proce for that in weimar is gonna cost you half your rations, a rifle and your tin rocket stove
, If you dont think you can afford that talk to the guy with three fridge bodies and flat asses down the street.
>T. Gym pimp
I actually made a rocket stove a few years ago. I've got skills and a backpack full of Spam. She would be lucky. I'll treat her right until the ice melts. Then I got things I need to fricking do.
im english. in my whole life, on tv, in movies or in real life, i have never seen a hot scottish girl. i have known girls from all over, including ireland and wales, never met a fit scots girl. you might want to try wales instead they are also poor as frick but you will need a car or at least a bike.
look at this
>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/three-top-scottish-models-offer-10055543
they routinely scour the whole nation to try and find some hotties. this is the best they can typically come up with.
shes either not scottish or not hot
this is like 11/10 for scotland. shes either from a wealthy family or not scottish. yeah i looked, her ancestors include charles II, born in westminster, charles march phillips, english, ambrose lisle march phillips, english, ad infinitum. shes an english coloniser who hapopens to have been born and lived in scotland.
also shes not really even that hot. and no hotness or beauty is not subjective, algorithms can be written which mathmatically with 100% accuracy say who is and isnt hot.
well i'm american, so seeing a girl with a body like hers .. 🙂
you have to be 18 to post here.
dont you people know english history? edward longshanks, an english king called the hammer of the scots, literally tried to breed the ugly genes out of scotland. google primae noctis, i think thats what they called it. he wanted to fully colonise scotland, buts so unlivable and shitty there, the poeple so hostile, that to convince his nobles to actually go the the lands he awarded to them in scotland to live and be fruitful rightfully bringing scotland into the fold of british civilisation, he had to write into law that you can and indeed should, frick scottish girls the night they are married. girls like rose leslie are lost fragments of that experiment which sadly failed.
no need to be shitty.
and yeah even outside of history class braveheart was a pretty popular movie. english women aren't much better tbh though.
look at this girl, shes a prime example. the fine hair and blue eyes, the good clean skin. these are dominant english genes, heroically failing to dominate the rest of her face, which is 90% jutting, neaderthalensis jaw. if you live in a hole in the ground, have 9 children by five different men who beat the shit out of you daily, and feed those nine children by grinding out into powder with your teeth to make gallons of gruel three times a day when you are sober enough to remember your children exist, this is the jaw your descendants will inherit. thats why they cast her, she has a noble savage look.
She's just English stock who grew up in Scotland. Having an accent doesn't mean that you come from there.
>primae noctis
I'm sorry to be the one to inform you that such a thing never existed and is a Victorian era creation
You know nothing anon.
>this is like 11/10 for scotland
It's really not, I'm from Scotland.
She's got some chin, I give her a 5/10
I grew up with a red head that was a true 10/10, dainty features, deep blue eyes, demure attitude.
breasts or GTFO, prostitute.
the chick from GoT (rose leslie if i recall) was pretty hot, no?
i guess a lot is down to personal preference, girl in your link .. not attractive to you?
When I got the coof and lost my sense of smell, I decided to create the most nutritious, cheapest meal possible. It requires no cooking and only a bit of prep. What you will need is:
Cottage cheese
Freshly ground black pepper (assuming you do have a sense of smell)
Broccoli
Carrot
Walnuts
Peas
Pumpkin seeds
Basically mix that all up in a bowl or if you're extra lazy just use the tub the cottage cheese came in. Feel free to sub individual ingredients but those were selected specifically to cover a broad spectrum of vitamins, minerals, and amino acids.
Just buy a big bottle of bulk multivitamins. Chances are any "cheap" diet is deficient in something so do yourself a favor and prevent scurvy now. Like, when shit really hits the fan you can't count on getting your roasted flax seeds or whatever.
Yo is this homie literally asking for sandwich recipes
You eurocucks are all weak, I have lived in europe and it is not even that cold, just close your fricking windows and put some clothes.
Nice. Frick anglo scum.
Brits are so fricking fat they could go all winter without eating.
lol
I live in a so called "3rd world country" that was snobbed by israeliterope and the israelitenited Black folk of America for all its existence.
Now we have good standards of living, food is cheaper than ever, and we strengthened our ties with Russia even more making things much cheaper and accessible. Not to mention our land is one of the richest in resources on the globe and electricity/gas/w/e for the month isn't even $20 here, kek.
Get fricked, I finally get to enjoy seeing you scum israelite golems pay for your snobby ways. Shit will be brutal you people don't even have guns and 90% of white people hate themselves and would betray their own race kek. God it feels good being a sudaca.
Sorry bongolem bros, I'll be sipping coffee in my fazenda and smoking cigars with my trusty 357 mag while you freeze to death but continue to pay taxes so Abdullah and his 5 children can live comfily kek
Nice mentality of "you die today, i die tomorrow".
Based, frick Euros and frick Mutts. We will enjoy a better life while they rot away.
>I'll be sipping coffee in my fazenda and smoking cigars with my trusty 357 mag while you freeze to death
Im in florida shithead, me and the cubans will be smoking cigars and enjoying carribean rum and eating iquana fingers, gator bites and grilled cuban sandwiches with salmon and sharkmeat, crabcakes available upon request.
And all those germans and brits you want to see starve and freeze to death will likely flee right here to be with their kin who also live here.
You silly south americans are so disconnected you dont even know about the Gulf Allied Coalition.
Sure sure, its too far gone around here to be anyones dream of an ethno state, but this is America, its always been a multicultural shitshow, with sunny beaches, plenty of rains in the summer to cool you down and quench your thirst, and there is literally edible protein crawling across my deck as I post this.
And lets not forget how many will buy up whole favelas as their new villa to land lord over the rest of south america with half a years pay to your discontent and seething jealousy.
Poor europoors
Nanny state had died and left no inheritance
>Nanny state had died and left no inheritance
it's suicide for a nation to take money from the young to care for the old. The old should be left to fend for themselves, the young are the future, the young are the people will have families.
Aim so sorri for zis
Better keep voting in neoliberal governments who hate you.
Good thing Brits already enjoy famine quality foods. Just continue eating beans and toast.
iceland is offering £50 in good loans if any of you lads are straped for cash
Still have to cook it m8 and that's the problem if it's all frozen.
if you change your bank to nationwide they give you a hundred quid. worth considering.
Grow some cabbages and get a quern.
Just stop eating, peasants.
>you're starving and freezing, and here's why it's a good thing
It's all worth it to stick it to the chinks and vatniks. Stop being unpatriotic and learn to tough it out.
How’s that multiculturalism working out for you?
Learn to make arepas. You have to bake them though but just few of them keep you full for the day.
>Winter of famine
We're the fattest nation in Europe
>The cost of food and fuel has become unbearable.
Maybe you should not have picked the fight you can't win, bongs. I didn't even feel the "impact" of your sanctions, and you are going to die this winter, kek.
The only way you can make thing right is to hang your politicians and pick someone who is willing to play ball. We'll wait 🙂
I'm guessing it's insects.
Beans and rice. Get one of those mini induction stoves that plug into the wall. And a solar panel with battery to power it, I’d you’re worried about energy prices going up.
I ignored the “non cooked” requirement because you’re not white if you can’t cook.
>every firstborn english son and daughter shall hereby be ground up into kebab meat to feed our diverse populace
PARTEDANDPARCEL'D.com
>Potatoes, rice, lentils, and spam.
Rinse and repeat.
Hunger. Not famine.
it seems that the only Europeans that will survive the cold, is the fat ones.
They will hibernate and use their fat as body fuel at same time heat preserving abilities.
I only ate a can of hotdogs 4-5 days a week for 9 months, and the only side effect was I saw my abs for the first time in over a decade. People vastly overstimate how much food they need.
I think you will have bigger worries when packs of pakis and Black folk come into your home looking for free food. I myself will just steal from immigrants in minecraft.
You can make a wood-fired oven out of clay, sand, and straw in your back yard and use it to bake bread and boil lentils like your peasant ancestors did, unless you need a loicense for that
The great reset boys have played a blinder on us with this and orchestrating the war
Sauerkraut and salami.
Wow, OP. Your report of dire conditions is awfully similar to the propaganda Russian TV is telling its citizens. Not saying you're a paid Russian or Belorussian shill, but it wouldn't surprise me.
Anyway, if you're really British and want to survive the winter, I have some suggestions, sort of letting one problem solve another:
1) Kill and eat Pakistani immigrants
2) Fully surrender to America and apply for annexation as the 51st state (South England), 52nd state (Norf), 53rd state (Wales) and the combined protectorate of clover Black folk (Scotland, N. Ireland, whatever weird little islands you have in the Channel, etc.)
3) Invade France
4) Reconquer India/sell them back the Kohinoor diamond/ask BRICS for a loan
5) Piracy in the South Seas
6) Reopen workhouses for street urchins and inspire the next Dickens to write picaresque novels about it, which should be a decent foreign currency earner
7) Market your cuisine internationally
8) Transport sex slaves from British Honduras to Israel, where there's a well-heeled market for that sort of thing
9) Become the gay porn capital of Europe
10) Find a way to monetize football riots
These are all good ideas. Feel free to try any or all of them.
UK government cares more about Ukraine than the UK
I ordered an extra burger and supersized my meal in solidarity with my britcuck comrades. Praying for y'all.
Bullshit. Stop doing drugs and you can afford things. Spending like 90% of my bennies on weed and still can feed myself daily. I cook it with gas and eat by the warmth of the glow of my tv. If i find myself hungry, Ill get a tenners less weed.
I eat a lot of eggs
I like eggs
I like putting a lot of onions and spinach into it
>"off of"
This is am*rikkkan speak. Hopefully those diabetikkk Black folk all die.
I buy 50kg bags of flour for $30-40 from my local mill and make sourdough bread. About 30c a loaf.
Why don't you just eat migrants?
Because they stink of sweat, shit and halitosis. They're not fit for human consumption.
try oats or even mueslis, but not the ones that come in small, colorfull boxes and cost like they were gold, no, you want the stuff that comes in bags of few kilos with plain white label intended for schoo
S, hospitals, catering hotels etc