Bongland Braces for 'Winter of Famine'

If only you knew how bad things really are here in the UK. The cost of food and fuel has become unbearable. it's not a little problem, it's a massive problem. A lot of people are going to starve or turn to things they don't want to to support their families this year.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ligma balls kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      High in calories *and* flavor.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's really bad, don't come here. If you're a shitskin you should just leave now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's alright, they're used to famines and not eating anything for days at a time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you're a shitskin and not in britland

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the shock the new shitskin migrants will have this winter when they're measly benefit payments mean fuck all compared to today. I can't wait to see how chaotic it might get. I'd try and get out of the cities where chimpouts are most likely.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >can't wait to see how chaotic it might get
        The supermarkets will be stripped bare.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >chimpouts
        I'm tired of waiting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you'll probably have your power rationed while they get everything subsidized and unlimited.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh this coping is delicious, going to slurp this yuropoor cope right up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's absolutely awful please don't come here haha it will be terrible and we don't want that

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Food seems relatively cheap in the UK. Just think of those morons in the council estates who will be getting free heat this winter. Sausage rolls from Greggs, 1.5 Pounds. Buy yourself a hob, 50-60 pounds on Amazon, low energy use. I'm headed back to the U.S. on Tuesday, will miss this place.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Earth is flat with a dome.
      God exists.

      Aliens don't exist.
      Space isn't real.
      Never went to the moon.
      Nukes don't exist.
      Evolution is a lie.
      Dinosaurs never existed.
      Germ Theory is a lie.

      The world is ruled by secret societies that worship Satan. garden gnomes/Jesuits/Freemasons/Illuminati are Gnostics and Kabbalists. Masters at deception. One satanic philosophy is inverting reality.

      They make you think you live on a spinning ball.
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      Luciferians are behind liberalism, feminism, socialism, marxism, communism, multiculturalism, egalitarianism, social decay and degradation.

      They despise, and want to destroy:
      - Religion, specifically Christianity
      - Family
      - Nation
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      Hence these civilizational concepts are under relentless assault to make way for their satanic New World Order led by the Antichrist after a fake alien invasion known as project Blue Beam.

      ALL of these conspiracies hinges on the original, mother of all psyops and hoaxes: Earth being a ball floating in nothing, revolving around the sun (remember, the satanic cabal are pagan sun worshippers..)

      Christ is King.

      [Open]

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what the fuck is beans on toast?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Beans
      A luxury and far pricier now than they've been before. I've switched to peasontoast.

      • 1 month ago
        Sage

        The fuck? You fucking people never get to say a fucking word about American food again. Jesus Christ.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fork no knife

        Everything seems to be in order here.
        God queen the slave

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >>fork no knoife

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Extremely well played. Beautiful.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fork no knife

        Everything seems to be in order here.
        God queen the slave

        >sees it concealed under some pea

        OY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why you let a vegan take a shit on your bread?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        those aren't beans they're legumes (peas)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Those aren’t beans. Also it’s Sunday post a full English, that’s what I’m making today.

          >t. can't read

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Serious question, do you have a license for that concealed knife

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why not just go directly to the trad UK dish toast sandwich?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And this is the country that conquered half of the fucking globe?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >beans are a luxury
        >peas on toast
        Hope this is a shitpost

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those aren’t beans. Also it’s Sunday post a full English, that’s what I’m making today.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good cheap food that you don't need to cook:

        quaker 1-minute oatmeal
        canned spaghetti and ravioli
        cans of tuna, and cans of chunk chicken + mayo
        chocolate candy bars. snickers, hershey is good
        canned corn. + peas and mixed veg if you want
        canned bread is surprisingly good (B&M)
        plastic jars of nuts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > quaker 1-minute oatmeal
          >canned spaghetti and ravioli
          >cans of tuna, and cans of chunk chicken + mayo
          >chocolate candy bars. snickers, hershey is good
          >canned corn. + peas and mixed veg if you want
          >canned bread is surprisingly good (B&M)
          >plastic jars of nuts
          >”Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you: The Mississippi Muttpie!”

          • 1 month ago
            Sage

            Nuts too expensive. Substitute pork rinds.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >canned bread
          You mean cake?
          Bread comes in a bag. Give your head a wobble mate.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it is a bit cakey and sweet. Almost gingerbread.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. He means canned bread. It's a real thing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bread in a bag??? are you canadian?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like beans peas but this looks like dog vomit. Not very appetizing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why not make split pea soup and then mop up the bowl with a slice of bread? What's this obsession with piling everything on the bread? I don't get it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely GRIM

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >all these fags that haven't heard of mushy peas before
        Pathetic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>what the fuck is beans on toast?

      you wont remember this but back in the 1990s a tin of baked beans was 1p. One Penny.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I do remember, and it wasn't one penny. Mars bars cost 7p when I was little around 1972 I guess.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How dumb are people they dont even know how to make a small fire out of sticks and leaves to cook food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fires are illegal because Greta said so.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah mate your going to do that in a block of flats

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hasn't made fires in the stairwells before
        Wasteman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone went to Scouts
      More fool them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i had a roommate that tried to burn styrofoam to boil water.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imma send food cousin
    Go to food bank

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should start hunting and eating morons, solves two problems at once

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mad moron disease

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buckwheat

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The government doesn't want you to know this, but immigrants are made of meat. You can literally cook them and eat them.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rocket stove can run on sticks. Get ready to riot come winter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you put leaves in a wood stove? My house has a massive fucking tree outside it that rains lesves all night and day this time of year.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No leaves, mate, that would clog up the inside. It needs sticks with gaps in between to breathe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you should have cut the tree down in like february then you could have burned it by winter depending what kind it is

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          would stuff that fell in storms back jan-feb might be dry enough to burn if prepared now?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >would stuff that fell in storms back jan-feb might be dry enough to burn if prepared now?
            Yes. Thats all its good for if its been left out to rot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Leaves will have more ash due to the inorganic nutrients but they are fine for fires. For rocket stoves doesn't matter what you pack it with since rocket stoves hit >1200C they can decompose anything, even plastic, to nothing but co2 and water with some NOx byproducts of course.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wait.
          Did you ever succeeded in getting a fire out of dry fallen Autumn leaves?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dry them out and put in plastic bags
        I frequently trek in the wintry storms to pretend im on a mission but its just me and some friends bbq and get drunk
        Its ultra comfy to just light up a stove in some cabin and look for bear in dens to wake up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If there dry, then yes.
        But there is no point they will burn up so quickly that there isn't any point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In all seriousness if you either buy or rig up a set up to make bio-bricks leaves would make fantastic solid fuel. You basically chuck them in a bucket of water, let them soak, then fuck them into a bit of kit that compresses them down te fuck, then let the solid brick dry and it'll burn for longer than charcoal. Works incredibly well with paper waste, I see no reason why Autumn leaves wouldn't work the same or better.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm thinking of getting one of those paper brick makers for log burning stove. I've always got a full bin of paper and cardboard. Is it worth it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Only if you want a creasol fire in your chimney

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Better make sure your leaf collection permit is in order, mate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You will get a very low yield. They are not that heavy and burn up fast.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        dry them out in piles and tap them down several times
        then roll them up in pieces of plain paper like burritos, with a small piece of tape to hold them shut
        stack them up like kindling in a dry place
        these will burn much faster than wood, so you want to be sure to capture as much heat as possible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dont even need that, just get a bean tin and make a hole in the bottom

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        More than one way to skin a cat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          aha the hidden benefit of diversity
          you can ask your asian neighbour for their favourite cat recipe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn bro. Do you shit in a bag too? We need some standards around here. Unaesthetic as fuck. If we're going to have a revolt, it's important that we flex on noobs at every opportunity.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ye idk what to say, either we have a lot of sever untermensch on the right wing or our guys are prolific camping enthusiasts.
          Here’s a picture of something called a braai.. you build it out of brick and mortar because it’s easy to do and you are not an African 50iq ape man.
          You can cook meat, root veg, reheat bread with garlic. Etc. so simple yet elegant and utilitarian.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >If we're going to have a revolt, it's important that we flex on noobs at every opportunity.
          Please do, just please do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or a stainless steel drying basket for knifes and forkz at your neardst ikea.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      24 bricks. Get em before they skyrocket gl Bongs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice but better to invest in a cook stove that has a chimney that will set the smoke away.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m preparing aswell. My energy prices are, I’m estimating, gonna be around 320 in December, and 420 in January and February. I’ll hoarded a shitload of soup and beans for the time.

    Though it’ll be fucky when it gets to 580 a month in April, and that’s just based off of the low estimates

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just gonna turn it off at the mains lad and sit in the dark.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Need to get the meter removed or youre still paying standing charges

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          some anon on here said about jumper cables to disable it, but i don't know how

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Iv seen people use wire coat hangers and a piece of wire and 2 screws to bypass the meter. See all kinds of shit when you work with rental properties, you just have to bridge the live coming in from outside with the live exiting the meter supplying your property, so the live is now taking a direct path that bypasses the meter in the middle.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There are three wires going into the meter and three wires coming out. All you have to do is connect the brown wire to the brown wire and the blue wire to the blue wire. Wear thick rubber gloves when you do this.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ok will look into it lad.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not sure what your voltage is but thick rubber gloves wouldn’t stop ours. That’s a good way to have a nice day with mains power.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This person is trying to kill you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            See:

            Not sure what your voltage is but thick rubber gloves wouldn’t stop ours. That’s a good way to have a nice day with mains power.

            ,

            This person is trying to kill you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your island really is owned by garden gnomes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just gonna turn it off at the mains lad and sit in the dark.

      Need to get the meter removed or youre still paying standing charges

      some anon on here said about jumper cables to disable it, but i don't know how

      just run your bill and have fun, they cant cut you off in winter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >can you make pemmican with bugs?
        Pemmican is made using. 40/60 portion of fat and ground to almost a powder dried or cooked meat.
        So theoretically if you dehydrate enough grasshoppers and crickets or whatever and grind them down to a powder to mix with fath yes it could work.
        But if you arent hunting large game what will you use for fat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just had my new Direct Debit letter. Gas and electric was £2,100 a year now it's £5,080 and I'm being told it'll rise further in January when the government fuel cap ends.
      Combine this with rising mortgage rates (which means increased rent) massive inflation in food inflation and flat wages is going to kill the economy. Nobody will have spare cash to coomsume which means job losses and bankruptcies.
      Shit is going to get Mad Max real quick.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    deenz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's that 100 calories per sardine can? You need 20 times that much per day just to maintain weight.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well your refugees will want for nothing and be getting unlimited free food, heat and shelter on your sheckels while you freeze and starve. It’s going to happen here in the states as well. The other thing we have in common is where just gonna sit here and take it without raising a finger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, losing heating and food would be one of the incredibly few things that would cause people to chimp out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Food maybe but it's never cold in the UK so no no one will chimp out over this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Before they where banned. Study's on the difference between blacks and whites in the UK. Proved a white northern brit is six times less susceptible to cold than an Egyptian. After being immersed in cold water he warmed to normal six times faster. That's why we don't notice the cold as much.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Love hearing this shit. I hope this winter is particularly brutal.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If they do have weather altering technology, you can be sure they are going to make it cold AF.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yep because they can't sit and watch their brainwash box in comfort, it's ridiculous it's gotten this far for them to be angry. 1million + immigrants in one year not Including illegals but muh central heating and endless TV watching!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing would happen. Everyone would just cry about glowies and then starve to death.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peanut butter and honey sandwich
    with a multivitamin you can live on this 3 meals a day. takes no time to prepare, you're done and don't have to worry

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you can eat it straight out of the can without heating

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is it apu?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pea soup, 16% meat
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pea_soup

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nice. I love soup, even canned soup is pretty good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it full of lethal levels of cocaine, like all Finnish people / products?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Due to this war they have had to switch to a much shittier supplier and the last can I had at least 3 bugs inside. Probably more.

      But yeah a good way to earn back money with those is just to get a bug canned one and send a complaint to them and they give you a 10 euro gift card.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they put those in to make you used to eating the bugs pekka

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >A lot of people are going to starve or turn to things they don't want to to support their families this year.
    But at least Boris gave you a million new mouths to feed and keep warm.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >own citizens starving
      >import morons with full upkeep
      This is purely outrageous.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those who will survive winter will have to deal with this:
    >One of the world's largest fertilizer producers, Norway's Yara, said Aug. 25 that it will cut its use of ammonium (a less toxic form of ammonia) in nitrogen fertilizer production by 35% and cut production to 3.1 million tons because of record gas prices. The nearest TTF futures on the London ICE on Thursday exceeded $3200 per 1,000 cubic meters for the first time since March: 3.5 times more than at the beginning of June and 11 times more than a year ago.

    >The day before, U.S. fertilizer maker CF Industries Holdings said it was stopping ammonium production at a plant in Great Britain. It is the largest producer of carbon in the country with a capacity of 400 thousand tons per year. So far it is reported about the temporary shutdown, but before that CF Industries had already completely closed a similar British plant for the production of ammonia and carbon.

    >Poland's leading chemical holding Grupa Azoty stopped its Tarnów plant at the beginning of the week and reduced production at another plant in Kędzierzyn to its minimum level (43% of design capacity), keeping its Polica plant busy. Another Polish chemical concern, Anwil (part of PKN Orlen), which owns the ammonia and ammonium nitrate (CAN) plant in Wloclawek, also stopped producing nitrogen-containing products.

    >As of September 1, Achema, the largest Baltic producer of chemicals, will shut down its ammonia output, having been operating at a reduced capacity since the fall of 2021. The company's general director, Ramunas Miliauskas, said Aug. 24 that Lithuanian fertilizer prices had become uncompetitive compared to products from Russia and the United States. He noted that for Achema's production to be economically efficient, gas prices must be at least three times lower than current levels.

    >According to the head of the company, if the high price of gas will remain in the next one or two years, Achema will not be able to sustain such costs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It needs to happen mate, we need something so terrible people revolt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Also over the last week, similar statements were made by the Hungarian chemical concern Nitrogenmuvek and French Borealis (it is decommissioning its plant in Grandpuy, while other facilities are operating at reduced capacity). Back in July, BASF, Germany's largest chemical company, started cutting back its ammonia output. SKW Piesteritz, Germany's largest ammonia producer, also cut its output.

      >The Kommersant interlocutor familiar with the situation notes that 70% of facilities producing ammonia (24 million tons a year) and urea (13 million tons) have significantly reduced production or ceased operations.

      >According to Kommersant's sources, this trend will continue, which will support high prices not only for nitrogen, but also for complex types of fertilizers, which use a nitrogen component.

      >Dmitry Akishin of Vygon Consulting notes that gas can account for up to 80-90% of the cost of ammonia. He estimates that the total amount of the outages is in the millions of tons, and could amount to several percent of the global consumption of ammonia in the fertilizer industry (140 million tons per year). In total, up to 15 million tons of ammonia facilities in Europe have already been shut down or are at risk of being shut down, the expert said.

      >At the same time, ammonia and other nitrogen fertilizer manufacturing facilities in countries where natural gas is cheap, including Russia, are traditionally operating at 80-90% capacity due to their high level of competitiveness.

      >Therefore, it's difficult to organize quick substitution of the lacking volumes, says Mr. Akishin, pointing at the good prospects for the new capacities being built in Russia. Nina Adamova of Gazprombank's CEP shares the opinion that no one can fill the European supply that has dropped out in the global market in the next six months.

      tl;dr there will be shortage of fertilizer and there's no way to get it from somewhere else, much less for cheap. Thus, this will lead to food shortage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You guys need to get your shit together and maybe oust the people who decided to do this. ALL this shit is self-inflicted and avoidable. Kill a handful of assholes now to prevent millions of deaths later.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >checked
          >millions of deaths still occur
          if you forgot, russia is russia, once one leader is down in such a time, the road for a civil war is short.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >if you forgot, russia is russia, once one leader is down in such a time, the road for a civil war is short.

            And when was the last time something similar to that happened in Russia, garden gnome friend?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We would like to, but killing US president and all those Deep State assholes isn't easy without starting nuclear war.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You assume WE don't want Biden gone as well. We might just look the other way.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >ousting biden
              not gonna happen without a deadly civil war.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The thing is, Deep State is much more than just some gnomish crooks sitting in the dark room and rubbing their hands. Even if you somehow kill in one strike pretty much all of Washington and at least half of US politicians, all MSM journalists, Pentagon, CIA, NSA and whatever else, even then it will make this hydra only half-dead. And if that would be done by external force, this would revitalize Deep State hydra even more.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The US political system is self righting. Federal governance will decline and power will reside in the states. It’s already started.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >without starting a nuclear war
            pretty much there is no reasonable way to achieve victory unless we want to destroy the majority of the west. it would be extremely suicidal.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Try it, see what happen.
            America won’t do anything
            You have nothing to be afraid of, just do it!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            America didn’t force Britain or Canada for that matter to accept millions of shitskins and chinks. If I was going to blame any one nation it would be Switzerland.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You guys need to get your shit together and maybe oust the people who decided to do this
          >RAND_RR3063.pdf

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You guys need to get your shit together and maybe oust the people who decided to do this. ALL this shit is self-inflicted and avoidable. Kill a handful of assholes now to prevent millions of deaths later.

          Is a filthy Amerimutt.

          Death and destuction is all the world wishes upon America and Amerimutts.
          Die gay, die!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Kill a handful of assholes now to prevent millions of deaths later.
          This is the motivation behind all of our "violent" posts and leftists don't fucking get it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What is being done to Yurop right now is also being done to America, they're just going much slower about it here because we have guns and have been on the brink of civil war since January 2021. But crushing the economy and creating a food shortage in the name of global warming is the order of the day globally. Don't forget that the reason Sri Lankans started glowposting irl is because the former president banned fertilizer causing agricultural output to shrink by 40% in a country with an agrarian economy which relies on profits from exporting luxury produce like tea to pay for imports of staple produce like rice. That 40% drop made Sri Lankan society go from business as usual to Mad max almost overnight. So as an experiment, it de.onstrated that going too far too fast *will* cause serious and perhaps unstoppable uprisings across the globe.

          This is why some kind of manufactured "war" like Ukraine (also an experiment) will be used to justify the famine caused by their policy, and if things start getting out of hand they will declare an outbreak of airborne AIDS to justify new "lockdowns" (martial law) as has occurred in Shanghai.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks bleak for europe. Wonder how na will fare in the next few years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tl;dr there will be shortage of fertilizer and there's no way to get it from somewhere else, much less for cheap. Thus, this will lead to food shortage.
        what is piss

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eat the bugs

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cunts give it to me straight
    is the uk energy crisis that bad?
    how high have bills gone up
    was planning to move there soon,...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think so m8, It's only just starting and forecasts show it is only going one way and it's not down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't move here unless you already have a 6 figure job lined up (outside of London). I'm serious.
      >Energy price cap raised 80%
      >Energy companies now allowed to raise prices every quarter, instead of 6 months
      >My weekly groceries has gone up from £40 to £50
      >Our government is about to be run either by a corporate shill w*man who thinks we should all just 'work harder' because it's immoral to raise taxes on corporations, or a literal Indian who's worth £800m and has never had a working class friend
      >The people are so disillusioned with government that they'll probably vote in Labour, who will accelerate the chud agenda 100x and take our economy off a different cliff
      >Worst of all, the British people will never do anything about any of it. Just vote red or blue.
      Don't come unless you're going to be financially insulated from all this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only correct answer.
        Fuck these pathetic losers, hope they all enjoy being the hated minority they so desperately wanted to be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you choose to move to an Islamic caliphate?
      In all seriousness though, don't move here. As much as I would normally welcome fellow white brethren, I have to be honest and admit that the UK is beyond saving. Our population is being allowed grow out of control whilst our public infrastructure is crumbling under the pressure of half a million new people every 2 years (something around that).
      We're just as pozzed as USA. You'd be better moving somewhere in the Baltics or Eastern Europe where the leaders haven't completely hung their people out to die.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >white brother
        he doesnt know he was speaking with a chink diaspora, lmfao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's complete insanity that they want to overpopulate an island like that. It's like they want an inevitable collapse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >give it to me straight
      Like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Inflation is going out of control.
      It's not that bad but there are a LOT of utter spastics in this country that already spend more than they earn.
      Of course they'll, predictably, still be babies by the nanny state.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >move from prison island to smaller prison island
      C'mon Bruce.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's the same all over europe so avoid for now

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Won't anyone think of the poor blacks? They didn't really start coming here before central heating and have the heat turned up full in winter being more susceptible to cold!The government must help them! Cold is racist!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am lad but the 10's of millions that are planning on fleeing to Europe when they run out of food.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When they do, at this rate, they can starve and freeze.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are joking, but I am willing to bet that they will make this argument and as usual get financial support so that they can eat their fried chicken in their 27 degree warm home. Whites will have to make sacrifices as usual. I propose instead to use the nigs as fuel in order to combat the rising energy and heating prices. Their dense bones will crackle nicely in the open fireplaces, providing some much needed warmth and setting the tone for a lovely Christmas. Up to you anglos.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sardines, rice, beans/lentils, salt pork and salted beef (look up how to make it). All those can sustain you. Also stock up on large quantities of flour and salt. Can/pickle vegetables now to sustain you through winter. Also figure out how to raise chickens and beekeeping now because you will absolutely need them in the future. Read up on gardening and grow some easy to grow vegetables. Things will be worse for you but there's many things you can do to be better off than your neighbors.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stocking up on salt is a genius idea, not only will it preserve your meats well but you can trade small quantities of it for a good deal for those who have not the foresight to stock up some salt before the dark.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I make homemade boston baked beans with salt pork in a slow cooker. Lots of fatty goodness for cheap I can mix with other stuff in the fridge pretty easily. People who can't cook are fuck-ups and losers. The amount of time and money you can save just by learning 4 or 5 recipes is insane.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    100lbs of sliced roast beef, 10lbs of sliced swiss cheese, 50 loaves of bread, 5 gallons of mayo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Traditional American breakfast?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lunch and dinner.
        Breakfast is caffeine, nicotine and cocaine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oy Nigel, Id imagine having a few extra pounds on you would be beneficial going into a period of starvation?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Traditional standard sandwich base recipe.
        Thats just what you start with.
        It grows with all the greens and veggies you have into a real sandwich when its height is at six inches or more you know the sandwich has matured to adulthood, and is ready to be taken by the lion(you)

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to die of vaids long before starving to death.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    soon a reality kek

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get to work boys. Chads have already started hording wood for fireside orgies. No wood incels will eat cold beans from a can.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based
      will be fun seeing citycucks attempt to burn a varnish-loaded bookshelf in their living room

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Humans can live a month without eating anything.
    You'll be fine with an egg, some bread, some water and pills for vitamins n shit everyday.
    No, you don't need three full meals a day, no, you won't starve if you don't eat everyday.
    And you better get used to this, because as Macron said, the time of abudance in Europe is over. It's time for degrowth. Sell your shitty urbanite appartment (if you are lucky enough to be an owner), buy some house in the countryside, grow some vegetables, have a few chickens, get solar panels and drill a well for water, and stop being a gay.
    This is how we will have to live now, embrace it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This is how we will have to live now, embrace it.
      Or just get a fishing rod and go fish.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        aye lad, the other day i caught 8 mackerel in about an hour.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Moving to the countryside sounds like a good idea, but I'm thinking the lower population density will mean it's less defensible. In the towns, you can ally with your neighbours to discourage looters.
      I've got a moderately big garden in a town, and growing food is bloody hopeless. Blackberrys did best this year. Maybe I had enough for one meal. My 3 y.o. apple tree had a single apple, which dropped off when it was tiny. My plum had 5, but all except one fell. That one was the best plum I've ever eaten, but... I got a few bunches of grapes this year. Also nice. If I had to rely on my garden for food, it would be a disaster.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >less defensible
        >has one plum to defend

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And yet another 10000 fucking dirty wogs pile in the country and get given immediate accommodation and allowances. I see them every fucking day in the town hotels on my way to work. I hate them and this occupied government so fucking much and I can’t wait for God burn these morons in hell for eternity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your fellow whites did this to you and you still complain about non-whites. Have your pincers molted yet?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God for your Pakistani immigrants.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *nothing happens*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing happens
      >be italian
      >not afraid cause there's a lot of natural gas in the eastern mediterranean

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a garden gnome?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Are you a garden gnome?
          no.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    UK starves and freezes.

    And who says nothing good ever happens any more?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing ever happens

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everything will be fine IF the uk drops all taxation for the time being and allows capital to move freely.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nettle Pudding, a lot of soups. The Romans boiled nettles along with meat in order to tenderize it.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bongland Braces for 'Winter of Famine'
    >UK first world

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The simplest meal is to pour boiling water over flour to make gruel.
    use one of those energy efficient kettles to boil the water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gruel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow I get to eat like one of the slaves I put in the wheel in Conan.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gruel make men weak.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh, the true Gulag food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      PLEASE SIR

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    £98 a month fixed until September next year
    get btfo variablecucks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >£98 a month fixed until September next year
      >get btfo variablecucks
      Your power deliverer will go bankrupt.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No problems here cunt, you povs are fucked hope you get your mandatory autumn vaccine.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the trve natives will just follow their instinctual drive to take shelter in the swamps and marshes. This is the winter of Dagda and all pakis, normans, saxons, and latins will perish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rooting for you guys. Time to go back to great depression cooking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Rooting for you guys. Time to go back to great depression cooking

      or Asian recipes from India and China. we dont have to eat boring bland American stodge.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only for inferior people like northerners

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Considering how fat the average fucker is these days, it's probably a blessing in disguise. The average person eats huge quantities more daily than they should. The "end of abundance" is really just a realignment back to the days of more traditional, healthy amounts of food consumption.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is right

      A winter famine would fix this country so much. Everybody is fat here (64% according to the ONS). It's why COVID managed to kill so many people. Being fat weakens men's testosterone so almost every many here is a complete bitch and when men decay, so does the society

      Maybe if people also start running to keep warm it'll have double the positive effect of getting people into exercising again

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im ready to take what i need

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eat the bugs

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drink more water to remain insulated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Drink more water to remain insulated.
      it's amazing what 3 layers do. You will be toasty warm in a chilly house. 1t layer poly pro, second layer some kind of pull over, third layer, an insulated flannel shirt.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So if the locals are having trouble, how are all the sandskins going to cope?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Getting handouts and if that doesn't satiate them, steal anything not bolted down. There are already random street/store takeovers. Winter gonna be fun.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also did people forget about sandwiches?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BongAnons, check out S2 Underground on garden gnometube. He has a series titled "War Kitchen" where he shows you how to make various wartime meals. Might be useful to prepare for the coming winter.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do declare that all Brit’s energy going to homes or any other businesses shall be taken away and be given to the games workshop miniature factory to keep it running, throughout the winter of death. All others shall starve in order to maintain the onions boi consumption. Prepare accordingly my British minions.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hunt rats
    Cook on open fire

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i dont prep, the quicker i am hungry the quicker i will rise up and defend myself unlike you cucks in basements eating rice all day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      being hungry/thirsty is literally the only way to get people to actually do something

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You fucks love Ukraine this much?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fuck off clown

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    load up on blackbeans, rice, and salt

    basically will last 6 months

    stockpile vitamins C and D too

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ate nothing but eggs and rice and occasionally pizza for 4 years while putting myself through college. Time to harden up pussies.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Last I checked microwaves don't use gas.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinks microwave is better than a fire
      Absolute goy you are

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, but if people are screening that they will have no food due to no gas then I have to assume they are good goyim who don't know how nature works. If you are some normie npc afraid you'll die because you can't use an oven how is a microwave not a simpler solution than making fires every meal in your non existent little cuckyard? There are retards who will somehow die from this shit because they are too stupid to buy one, just like how fags there were dying from 100 degree weather somehow because they were too fucking stupid to buy a fan, open a window, get ac, or just drink some water.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a-a-at least we are making the Russians pay!

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it is location dependent but neither beans nor deenz are particularly cheap.

    I'm amazed at people who don't know how to eat cheap (and healthy at that) and "prep" with something they don't normally consoom.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beans are really cheap if you buy them dry in bulk and soak them yourself. Canned beans aren't super cheap but they're still kind of cheap.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pemmican is a mixture of tallow, dried meat, and sometimes dried berries. A calorie-rich food, it can be used as a key component in prepared meals or eaten raw. Historically, it was an important part of indigenous cuisine in certain parts of North America and it is still prepared today.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      can you make pemmican with bugs?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but it's best with a touch of nutmeg.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good advice in the long term but for the next few months it's better to stockpile corned beef and spam.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I see you.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this happening simply because of muh Russians?

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you your country has been stolen from you and your royalty has stood silent as your country has been reverse-colonized. The Duke of Edinburgh said it all - they want you dead.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >about to have a famine and freeze to death
    >rent is still $1800 for a flat
    neat.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous,
    By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams,
    To set my brother Clarence and the king
    In deadly hate the one against the other

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Porridge in a bowl, water or milk and microwave it.
    Also bacon or spam on a plate and microwave it.
    Enjoy

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >or turn to things they don't want to
    This is really sad. I'm visiting the UK through the summer and plan to stay in Scotland. I'm a little bit worried but encouraged because I'm hoping to pay for a wee Scot lass with ivory skin and fuck her all day and night in trade for a bit of fuel. Can you tell me which city or town would be best to find this? I'm looking for about 5 feet tall with big eyes and a tiny nose and a firm ass. I can take care of her until sprintime. DM me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >irm ass
      The proce for that in weimar is gonna cost you half your rations, a rifle and your tin rocket stove
      , If you dont think you can afford that talk to the guy with three fridge bodies and flat asses down the street.
      >T. Gym pimp

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I actually made a rocket stove a few years ago. I've got skills and a backpack full of Spam. She would be lucky. I'll treat her right until the ice melts. Then I got things I need to fucking do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im english. in my whole life, on tv, in movies or in real life, i have never seen a hot scottish girl. i have known girls from all over, including ireland and wales, never met a fit scots girl. you might want to try wales instead they are also poor as fuck but you will need a car or at least a bike.
      look at this
      >https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/three-top-scottish-models-offer-10055543
      they routinely scour the whole nation to try and find some hotties. this is the best they can typically come up with.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          shes either not scottish or not hot

          the chick from GoT (rose leslie if i recall) was pretty hot, no?
          i guess a lot is down to personal preference, girl in your link .. not attractive to you?

          this is like 11/10 for scotland. shes either from a wealthy family or not scottish. yeah i looked, her ancestors include charles II, born in westminster, charles march phillips, english, ambrose lisle march phillips, english, ad infinitum. shes an english coloniser who hapopens to have been born and lived in scotland.
          also shes not really even that hot. and no hotness or beauty is not subjective, algorithms can be written which mathmatically with 100% accuracy say who is and isnt hot.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well i'm american, so seeing a girl with a body like hers .. 🙂

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you have to be 18 to post here.
              dont you people know english history? edward longshanks, an english king called the hammer of the scots, literally tried to breed the ugly genes out of scotland. google primae noctis, i think thats what they called it. he wanted to fully colonise scotland, buts so unlivable and shitty there, the poeple so hostile, that to convince his nobles to actually go the the lands he awarded to them in scotland to live and be fruitful rightfully bringing scotland into the fold of british civilisation, he had to write into law that you can and indeed should, fuck scottish girls the night they are married. girls like rose leslie are lost fragments of that experiment which sadly failed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no need to be shitty.

                and yeah even outside of history class braveheart was a pretty popular movie. english women aren't much better tbh though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >primae noctis
                I'm sorry to be the one to inform you that such a thing never existed and is a Victorian era creation

                https://i.imgur.com/TSEasur.jpg

                shes either not scottish or not hot
                [...]
                this is like 11/10 for scotland. shes either from a wealthy family or not scottish. yeah i looked, her ancestors include charles II, born in westminster, charles march phillips, english, ambrose lisle march phillips, english, ad infinitum. shes an english coloniser who hapopens to have been born and lived in scotland.
                also shes not really even that hot. and no hotness or beauty is not subjective, algorithms can be written which mathmatically with 100% accuracy say who is and isnt hot.

                look at this girl, shes a prime example. the fine hair and blue eyes, the good clean skin. these are dominant english genes, heroically failing to dominate the rest of her face, which is 90% jutting, neaderthalensis jaw. if you live in a hole in the ground, have 9 children by five different men who beat the shit out of you daily, and feed those nine children by grinding out into powder with your teeth to make gallons of gruel three times a day when you are sober enough to remember your children exist, this is the jaw your descendants will inherit. thats why they cast her, she has a noble savage look.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's just English stock who grew up in Scotland. Having an accent doesn't mean that you come from there.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >primae noctis
                I'm sorry to be the one to inform you that such a thing never existed and is a Victorian era creation

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You know nothing anon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >this is like 11/10 for scotland
            It's really not, I'm from Scotland.
            She's got some chin, I give her a 5/10
            I grew up with a red head that was a true 10/10, dainty features, deep blue eyes, demure attitude.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Tits or GTFO, whore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the chick from GoT (rose leslie if i recall) was pretty hot, no?
        i guess a lot is down to personal preference, girl in your link .. not attractive to you?

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I got the coof and lost my sense of smell, I decided to create the most nutritious, cheapest meal possible. It requires no cooking and only a bit of prep. What you will need is:

    Cottage cheese
    Freshly ground black pepper (assuming you do have a sense of smell)
    Broccoli
    Carrot
    Walnuts
    Peas
    Pumpkin seeds

    Basically mix that all up in a bowl or if you're extra lazy just use the tub the cottage cheese came in. Feel free to sub individual ingredients but those were selected specifically to cover a broad spectrum of vitamins, minerals, and amino acids.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy a big bottle of bulk multivitamins. Chances are any "cheap" diet is deficient in something so do yourself a favor and prevent scurvy now. Like, when shit really hits the fan you can't count on getting your roasted flax seeds or whatever.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yo is this bro literally asking for sandwich recipes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You eurocucks are all weak, I have lived in europe and it is not even that cold, just close your fucking windows and put some clothes.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. Fuck anglo scum.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Brits are so fucking fat they could go all winter without eating.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol
    I live in a so called "3rd world country" that was snobbed by garden gnomerope and the garden gnomenited morons of America for all its existence.

    Now we have good standards of living, food is cheaper than ever, and we strengthened our ties with Russia even more making things much cheaper and accessible. Not to mention our land is one of the richest in resources on the globe and electricity/gas/w/e for the month isn't even $20 here, kek.

    Get fucked, I finally get to enjoy seeing you scum garden gnome golems pay for your snobby ways. Shit will be brutal you people don't even have guns and 90% of white people hate themselves and would betray their own race kek. God it feels good being a sudaca.

    Sorry bongolem bros, I'll be sipping coffee in my fazenda and smoking cigars with my trusty 357 mag while you freeze to death but continue to pay taxes so Abdullah and his 5 children can live comfily kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice mentality of "you die today, i die tomorrow".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based, fuck Euros and fuck Mutts. We will enjoy a better life while they rot away.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll be sipping coffee in my fazenda and smoking cigars with my trusty 357 mag while you freeze to death
      Im in florida shithead, me and the cubans will be smoking cigars and enjoying carribean rum and eating iquana fingers, gator bites and grilled cuban sandwiches with salmon and sharkmeat, crabcakes available upon request.
      And all those germans and brits you want to see starve and freeze to death will likely flee right here to be with their kin who also live here.
      You silly south americans are so disconnected you dont even know about the Gulf Allied Coalition.
      Sure sure, its too far gone around here to be anyones dream of an ethno state, but this is America, its always been a multicultural shitshow, with sunny beaches, plenty of rains in the summer to cool you down and quench your thirst, and there is literally edible protein crawling across my deck as I post this.
      And lets not forget how many will buy up whole favelas as their new villa to land lord over the rest of south america with half a years pay to your discontent and seething jealousy.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poor europoors
    Nanny state had died and left no inheritance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Nanny state had died and left no inheritance
      it's suicide for a nation to take money from the young to care for the old. The old should be left to fend for themselves, the young are the future, the young are the people will have families.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aim so sorri for zis

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Better keep voting in neoliberal governments who hate you.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing Brits already enjoy famine quality foods. Just continue eating beans and toast.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    iceland is offering £50 in good loans if any of you lads are straped for cash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still have to cook it m8 and that's the problem if it's all frozen.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you change your bank to nationwide they give you a hundred quid. worth considering.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grow some cabbages and get a quern.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop eating, peasants.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you're starving and freezing, and here's why it's a good thing

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's all worth it to stick it to the chinks and vatniks. Stop being unpatriotic and learn to tough it out.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How’s that multiculturalism working out for you?

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Learn to make arepas. You have to bake them though but just few of them keep you full for the day.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Winter of famine

    We're the fattest nation in Europe

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The cost of food and fuel has become unbearable.
    Maybe you should not have picked the fight you can't win, bongs. I didn't even feel the "impact" of your sanctions, and you are going to die this winter, kek.
    The only way you can make thing right is to hang your politicians and pick someone who is willing to play ball. We'll wait 🙂

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing it's insects.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beans and rice. Get one of those mini induction stoves that plug into the wall. And a solar panel with battery to power it, I’d you’re worried about energy prices going up.
    I ignored the “non cooked” requirement because you’re not white if you can’t cook.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >every firstborn english son and daughter shall hereby be ground up into kebab meat to feed our diverse populace

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      PARTEDANDPARCEL'D.com

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Potatoes, rice, lentils, and spam.

    Rinse and repeat.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hunger. Not famine.

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it seems that the only Europeans that will survive the cold, is the fat ones.
    They will hibernate and use their fat as body fuel at same time heat preserving abilities.

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only ate a can of hotdogs 4-5 days a week for 9 months, and the only side effect was I saw my abs for the first time in over a decade. People vastly overstimate how much food they need.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think you will have bigger worries when packs of pakis and morons come into your home looking for free food. I myself will just steal from immigrants in minecraft.

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can make a wood-fired oven out of clay, sand, and straw in your back yard and use it to bake bread and boil lentils like your peasant ancestors did, unless you need a loicense for that

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The great reset boys have played a blinder on us with this and orchestrating the war

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sauerkraut and salami.

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, OP. Your report of dire conditions is awfully similar to the propaganda Russian TV is telling its citizens. Not saying you're a paid Russian or Belorussian shill, but it wouldn't surprise me.

    Anyway, if you're really British and want to survive the winter, I have some suggestions, sort of letting one problem solve another:
    1) Kill and eat Pakistani immigrants
    2) Fully surrender to America and apply for annexation as the 51st state (South England), 52nd state (Norf), 53rd state (Wales) and the combined protectorate of clover morons (Scotland, N. Ireland, whatever weird little islands you have in the Channel, etc.)
    3) Invade France
    4) Reconquer India/sell them back the Kohinoor diamond/ask BRICS for a loan
    5) Piracy in the South Seas
    6) Reopen workhouses for street urchins and inspire the next Dickens to write picaresque novels about it, which should be a decent foreign currency earner
    7) Market your cuisine internationally
    8) Transport sex slaves from British Honduras to Israel, where there's a well-heeled market for that sort of thing
    9) Become the gay porn capital of Europe
    10) Find a way to monetize football riots

    These are all good ideas. Feel free to try any or all of them.

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    UK government cares more about Ukraine than the UK

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ordered an extra burger and supersized my meal in solidarity with my britcuck comrades. Praying for y'all.

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit. Stop doing drugs and you can afford things. Spending like 90% of my bennies on weed and still can feed myself daily. I cook it with gas and eat by the warmth of the glow of my tv. If i find myself hungry, Ill get a tenners less weed.

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat a lot of eggs
    I like eggs
    I like putting a lot of onions and spinach into it

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"off of"
    This is am*rikkkan speak. Hopefully those diabetikkk morons all die.

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I buy 50kg bags of flour for $30-40 from my local mill and make sourdough bread. About 30c a loaf.

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you just eat migrants?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because they stink of sweat, shit and halitosis. They're not fit for human consumption.

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try oats or even mueslis, but not the ones that come in small, colorfull boxes and cost like they were gold, no, you want the stuff that comes in bags of few kilos with plain white label intended for schoo
    S, hospitals, catering hotels etc

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