I have eaten Eurasian blackbirds eggs several times in New-Zealand. There were a frickton of nests in the orchards I worked in
I just did research to find out what species they belonged to and found out the blackbird is both NZ's most widespread bird and an invasive one (tho with no noted impact on native species) so me eating eggs wasn't gonna matter
Also checked out whether random eggs can be toxic and apparently there's only one know species in New Guinea or some shit I don't remember so you're good as long as you clean the outer shell properly
They didn't have any notable flavor and are tiny as shit like quail eggs or smaller
Easier to boil them but the shell is so so britle you wanna take it easy
>be me >be mamma borb >spend weeks making nest >exhaustively interview potential mates >have sexy times >cultivate eggs in body >squeeze eggs into carefully prepared nest >sit on eggs to maintain ideal temperature >need to eat >leave for 10 minutes to forage for food >come back >eggs gone
You should have a nice day alongside the trail as a warning to others, and to provide food for local wildlife in recompense for what you've done.
He gave no context. Find them where? IN a nest? The mother bird probably had to go get some food and now she's afraid to come back because you're messing with her eggs. Just leave it alone. They're not abandoned.
My grandpa has a shed on his farm that he lets some birds nest in. They're really loud and annoying and wake me up in the morning with their squawking, so I like to sneak into the shed, take their eggs, and just throw them at trees. They're about the same size as eggs from the store except the shells are a bunch of weird colors.
Eat them.
We had a guy at work who did that. He's a vegetable now
No he's not.
He literally acquired asparagus syndrome.
You don't know what you're talking about.
I think the only one here with asparagus is you.
Your post gave me asparagus syndrome.
put them in other nests and see what happens anon
I leave them alone.
leave them for the snakebros.
anyone who seriously considers smashing eggs they come across should be thrown in a trash compactor
I have eaten Eurasian blackbirds eggs several times in New-Zealand. There were a frickton of nests in the orchards I worked in
I just did research to find out what species they belonged to and found out the blackbird is both NZ's most widespread bird and an invasive one (tho with no noted impact on native species) so me eating eggs wasn't gonna matter
Also checked out whether random eggs can be toxic and apparently there's only one know species in New Guinea or some shit I don't remember so you're good as long as you clean the outer shell properly
They didn't have any notable flavor and are tiny as shit like quail eggs or smaller
Easier to boil them but the shell is so so britle you wanna take it easy
>would you just smash them?
why would you even have that thought, get some help. LNT just let them be
Usually I just leave them alone. Birds have done okay figuring shit out themselves for millions of years.
what? i said the people who disturb the eggs should be tortured to death
do you know how to read?
>be me
>be mamma borb
>spend weeks making nest
>exhaustively interview potential mates
>have sexy times
>cultivate eggs in body
>squeeze eggs into carefully prepared nest
>sit on eggs to maintain ideal temperature
>need to eat
>leave for 10 minutes to forage for food
>come back
>eggs gone
You should have a nice day alongside the trail as a warning to others, and to provide food for local wildlife in recompense for what you've done.
presumably he's not climbing up trees to grab the nests
He gave no context. Find them where? IN a nest? The mother bird probably had to go get some food and now she's afraid to come back because you're messing with her eggs. Just leave it alone. They're not abandoned.
What do you mean "found"? Did the mama leave them for you? moron
My grandpa has a shed on his farm that he lets some birds nest in. They're really loud and annoying and wake me up in the morning with their squawking, so I like to sneak into the shed, take their eggs, and just throw them at trees. They're about the same size as eggs from the store except the shells are a bunch of weird colors.
>They're about the same size as eggs from the store
you are larpy mclarpington the third
I was worried that line might make it too obvious.
Dont get discouraged , you have got talent, I mean real talent kid
You just need to ease up on the throttle
A little more subtlety and you are there
Thanks Anon.
Kek. Still made me laugh. Imagine the screeching that may have taken place if you hadn't fumbled that line about the size of the eggs.