bird eggs

If you found bird eggs would you take them to an aviary or would you just smash them? I took them to an aviary.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eat them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We had a guy at work who did that. He's a vegetable now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No he's not.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He literally acquired asparagus syndrome.
          You don't know what you're talking about.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think the only one here with asparagus is you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Your post gave me asparagus syndrome.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    put them in other nests and see what happens anon

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I leave them alone.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    leave them for the snakebros.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who seriously considers smashing eggs they come across should be thrown in a trash compactor

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have eaten Eurasian blackbirds eggs several times in New-Zealand. There were a frickton of nests in the orchards I worked in

    I just did research to find out what species they belonged to and found out the blackbird is both NZ's most widespread bird and an invasive one (tho with no noted impact on native species) so me eating eggs wasn't gonna matter
    Also checked out whether random eggs can be toxic and apparently there's only one know species in New Guinea or some shit I don't remember so you're good as long as you clean the outer shell properly

    They didn't have any notable flavor and are tiny as shit like quail eggs or smaller
    Easier to boil them but the shell is so so britle you wanna take it easy

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >would you just smash them?
    why would you even have that thought, get some help. LNT just let them be

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Usually I just leave them alone. Birds have done okay figuring shit out themselves for millions of years.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what? i said the people who disturb the eggs should be tortured to death
    do you know how to read?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >be me
    >be mamma borb
    >spend weeks making nest
    >exhaustively interview potential mates
    >have sexy times
    >cultivate eggs in body
    >squeeze eggs into carefully prepared nest
    >sit on eggs to maintain ideal temperature
    >need to eat
    >leave for 10 minutes to forage for food
    >come back
    >eggs gone

    You should have a nice day alongside the trail as a warning to others, and to provide food for local wildlife in recompense for what you've done.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      presumably he's not climbing up trees to grab the nests

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He gave no context. Find them where? IN a nest? The mother bird probably had to go get some food and now she's afraid to come back because you're messing with her eggs. Just leave it alone. They're not abandoned.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean "found"? Did the mama leave them for you? moron

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My grandpa has a shed on his farm that he lets some birds nest in. They're really loud and annoying and wake me up in the morning with their squawking, so I like to sneak into the shed, take their eggs, and just throw them at trees. They're about the same size as eggs from the store except the shells are a bunch of weird colors.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >They're about the same size as eggs from the store
      you are larpy mclarpington the third

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was worried that line might make it too obvious.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dont get discouraged , you have got talent, I mean real talent kid
          You just need to ease up on the throttle
          A little more subtlety and you are there

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks Anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was worried that line might make it too obvious.

      Kek. Still made me laugh. Imagine the screeching that may have taken place if you hadn't fumbled that line about the size of the eggs.

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