A new video of /k/'s favourite German autist just came out
he is trying to contain his happiness when talking about decisive strikes with armored vehicles against the weakpoint of the opponent.
He recommends the breakthrough and rout near kharkiv as one for almost the textbooks and you can see he is beaming when talking aobut the weapon systems
Apperantly he was in Kiev himself the last week - and the ukranians really like the PzH2000
>Remember when the Vatniks tried to paint the PzH2000 all being broken down.
remember when the herr professor general states in OP's video that the PzH2000 are all broken down and they are trying to get them to work again?
>emember when the herr professor general states in OP's video that the PzH2000 are all broken down and they are trying to get them to work again?
No because he doesn't.
He says they've been used intensively for months and the German special staff deployed to keep them running is working hard to keep them going with the goal of eventually getting them to stay in top condition despite permanent usage.
he doesn't say that at all, he's saying that they're putting effort into keeping them operating. Ie creating a repair depot near the polish-ukranian border.
>Has he had a stroke or why does he speak from the corner of his mouth.
Because the German military has a sense of humour "The orchestra of the Battlefield" classic.
Zhat is even funnier then ze last contestant of blockenstacken who thought he had stacken ze block right but actually did failed to stack ze blocken and was beaten by ze blockenstackenwachpersonal. Meine seiten are in orbit right now
In all seriousness, he’s Bavarian. They’re the designated cut ups of Germany. > Hört Waltraud nicht den Kuckuck schrein, dann muss er wohl erfroren sein
Figured the problem out, google gimps the mobile version of the site. Using the desktop version yields autotranslated captions. Thanks for reminding me of that
was posted 2 hours ago
-4:1 force ratio at the location
-textbook breakthrough maneuver warfare.
-was a rout/feeling units, not regrouping
-was in kiev himself last week, Ukranians really love the PzH2000, aim is now to keep them working. More aid is being giving
-Ukranians will be able to use a large part of the captured heavy machinery
-strategically- the donbass attack possibilites from the russians have the northern part broken off
-strategic importances of kupyansk and the railway lines.
>Very impressed by the Ukrainian counter offensive says an operation like that hasn't been seen in at least 3 decades >Makes fun of Russians for being trained so poorly that they left hot food on the table and nearly a battalions worth of heavy equipment behind on their "orderly" retreat >Says Ukrainians are being trained on bridge carrying Biber tanks right now
Overall he seemed very pleased
he also said that a nato defense minister called the offensive "the biggest donation to the ukrainian armed forces since the beginning of the war" lmao, about a brigade's worth of equipment at least
>>Very impressed by the Ukrainian counter offensive says an operation like that hasn't been seen in at least 3 decades
As a modern german he cant go back enough because of german moronations towards its own history but you can add some 50 decades on top of that.
Ukranians were exactly one day slower then the germans if I remember correctly.
>As a modern german he cant go back enough because of german moronations towards its own history but you can add some 50 decades on top of that.
He literally gives an example from 30 years ago that proves there's no need to go back further.
How about you unfrick yourself a little bit and stop seething so much about Germans that it inevitably ends in your own embarrassment?
It's the official Bundeswehr channel that's there to make the military look more friendly and competent to Germans. It's not for you it's for potential German recruits reservists and voters.
His whole career has been about trying to figure out how to break through a Russian defensive line with an armored battalion and now he gets to see it happen and even participate in some small capacity. What you're seeing is a man who has realized his purpose in life.
Rumors say that during an actual operation he runs around the situation room dressed in a loincloth, beet red with a 42° fever while humming the panzerlied. He sporadically moves tank platoons on the map, creating maneuvers simply not understandable to mere mortals. It is said that Mengele took the outer shell of a spermatozoid from Rommel and engineered it into an egg cell, which he then fertilized with Guderian's seed and implanted into a savant woman from Iceland.
quick summery >he visited kyiv just the day before and the P2000 is currently ukraines favourite weapon system >they are employing a "Sonderstab" to make sure they can continue to splat vatniks by keeping the overused P2000s running >the russian pincer broke of its top "nose", drastically shortening the total front line and taking russias ability to project power from the north >ukranians used about a 4:1 troop ratio to overwhelm the russian troops >russia fled and gave ukraine it's biggest weapon donation yet, they expect to be able to use the left behind material very soon against the vatnik >the new front line enable ukraine to more easily strike at russian ammo depots >Kupyansk is a massive loss for russia as they rely on railways for resupplys >russia aint got enough trucks >russian airforce uses ~550 Aircraft to fly 200 sorties a day, expected would be ~1100 >reasons are varied but ukranian air defenses and airforce are a big reason, also having to use captured airstrips >he does not expect tactical nuclear weapons to be used and there are no signs of russia being willing wo use them >the attacks on the krim are mostly for psycological effect >ukranians will soon receive brückenlegepanzer biber
>ukranians used about a 4:1 troop ratio to overwhelm the russian troops
meanwhile Vatniks claimed ratio was about 25:1, because otherwise it would be impossible to win so decisively otherwise
xaxaxaxa stupid HATO globohomo, Russian soldiers are TRAINED to receive big wieners in their anuses every day, stretching them out wider like supply line. your ultrawiener gigaBlack person forces are useless in the face of the full mighty gaping butthole of the Russian Armed Forces
>brückenlegepanzer biber >Der Biber ist ein Brückenlegepanzer aus deutscher Fertigung.
Germans providing bridgelaying equipment, interesting.
Apparently a transfer of 16 has been announced so far.
>Freuding once commanded a Bundewehr rapid reaction brigade >takes 20 minutes to issue orders in precise German sentences while Russian attack helicopters rape his armor
Good thing they moved him to PR.
It's quite alien to see a youtube comment section where all the responses are positive and heartfelt compliments and not just post-ironic zoomer buzzwords and memes
It's not. Gewehr is a longarm. Rifle is Büchse, Shotgun is Flinte, both are Gewehre.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is that actually the modern meaning?
Languages that derive their word for longarm from Gewehr -> gevär (swedish) -> kivääri (finnish) have similar roots, but the modern meaning for the Gewehr-derived words has shifted to rifled longarms exclusively.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Usually "Gewehr" is used for rifles. A shotgun is typically called "Schrotflinte" or "Flinte".
t. German
The correct translation is "it". German uses male/female pronouns for objects too so it gets kinda weird but he's not calling it "she" in the English way
It's fascinating how much better it is at handling this guy over the Austrian or some of his colleagues from the same show. Does he just speak perfect textbook German?
Autism, properly applied, leads to precision and clarity in conversations.
And he's a professional autist.
I can't read German for shit, all the capitalized nouns distract my perfidic, albionic mind. But as an empath, I'm sensing a lot of butthurt, and a general feeling that no one in German uniform could do anything to make this poster happy anyway.
Everything you can touch is written with a capital letter.
Every concept you'd like to touch just to figure out how something like love actually feels on your penis is also written with a capital letter.
>Career of military exercises, meetings and planning while knowing it will never be applied >No one in europe would be stupid enough to do something like that anyway, oh well >Now get to see it applied in real time, with all the previous planning and exercises coming to use
Herr General talking about how his panzerbrigade had to loan out their tanks to other companies just so they could train makes me kinda sad. And this is a Rapid Reaction Force too.
Germoney needs to step up their fricking game. God knows they have the funds for it
Being the factory of Europe and a major member in the EU along with France and Italy i really think Germany should step up to its responsibilities in contributing to the defense of europe by unfricking their military. The best kind of defense is to be armed to the teeth so bad that nobody ever wants to attack you or your neighbors.
That's the whole point of the recent decisions to build up the BW again but then people complain that it doesn't just want to give all of its training vehicles away to Ukraine.
[...]
His assessments of Russian forces and Ukrainian forces have been wrong since day one. In fact the entire German military leadership has been either through incompetence and stupidity (or malicious intent) been sabotaging the support of the German government for Ukraine. Even to this day Zorn, who advises the German government and is the highest ranked general, maintains that Russia could still easily open a second front against NATO wherever they wanted and until recently was quite confident that Ukraine would lose no matter what, his estimate was that it would take 6 months for Russia to take the entire Donbass. And even today he thinks there won't be any further successful offensive operations by the Ukrainians. The German military is a useless husk.
Anon, you have no idea what you're talking about, can't point to a single statement of him or even the guy you confuse him with that's wrong and you're literally just repeating butthurt propaganda while lying about what they actually said.
For example: >Even to this day Zorn, who advises the German government and is the highest ranked general, maintains that Russia could still easily open a second front against NATO
He didn't say they could "easily" do it, he pointed out Russian reserves, particularly in their navy and air force. >and until recently was quite confident that Ukraine would lose no matter what
Nope. >his estimate was that it would take 6 months for Russia to take the entire Donbass.
You mean before the war when everybody overestimated the Russians? >And even today he thinks there won't be any further successful offensive operations by the Ukrainians.
When did he say that, anon? >The German military is a useless husk.
You have the soul of a israelite.
You're not even a German speaker, so I'm not sure why the frick you're riding his dick so hard, he won't get you a comfy position in the useless shit that is the BW.
"Und „noch vor zwei Wochen hätte ich gesagt, dass der gesamte Donbass in sechs Monaten in russischer Hand ist. Heute sage ich: Das werden sie nicht schaffen.“ Aber ob die Ukrainer wirklich die Kraft für eine Gegenoffensive hätten, bezweifelt Zorn, der ranghöchste Soldat der Bundeswehr: „Sie bräuchten eine Überlegenheit von mindestens 3 zu 1."
>You're not even a German speaker,
Hatte in jedem Diktat eine 1 in der Schule, du Pimmelbacke. >so I'm not sure why the frick you're riding his dick so hard
I'm just being truthful while you keep on lying. Though now you moved the goalpost from the Panzergeneral being "a homosexual who sucks Russian dick" because you're such a fricking moron you either actually believe that or thought others would believe you to Zorn.
Why do you keep on lying, anon? >Inb4 I only lied a little bit :~~*~~*
Admit you were wrong about Paul Panzer and then apologize.
Natürlich für solche Zivilversager wie dich hat nur das BW gereicht. Selten so einen Haufen nutzloser Idioten gesehen, aber sollte für dich als Sonderschüler dann doch wieder nichts neues sein.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Natürlich für solche Zivilversager wie dich hat nur das BW gereicht
I'm not part of the army and I did notice that you conveniently ignored the parts you were blatanlty wrong about to seethe about our armed forces. >Selten so einen Haufen nutzloser Idioten gesehen, aber sollte für dich als Sonderschüler dann doch wieder nichts neues sein.
Master degree holder here, actually, lel.
So what does a shitskin who hates the army do on /k/?
I assume you're a tourist (feel free to POST GUNS and prove me wrong). Are you just here to seethe and lie?
Still waiting for you to admit you were wrong about Professor Panzer.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Achmed mit dem BWL "Master" gibt an
lmao >ignored the parts you were blatanlty wrong about to seethe about our armed forces.
Like you did ? So go ahead keep sucking the dick of that useless and pretty expensive organization. It would be better at this point to just disband it because it has no use. Also again the reason why the German government was and is reluctant to expand its support is mostly due to the completely wrong assessments made by these clowns.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Achmed
You wish, though that's about your level of whiteness. >Like you did ?
?
I wasn't wrong in any way, I asked a question about Zorn, you ignored the rest you were wrong about and replied to the question. > So go ahead keep sucking the dick of that useless and pretty expensive organization.
When did that happen? You're just being a moron and objectively wrong again and again. >It would be better at this point to just disband it because it has no use.
Kek, post guns, tourist.
What kind of diaspora are you even? You sound very israeli. >Also again the reason why the German government was and is reluctant to expand its support is mostly due to the completely wrong assessments made by these clowns.
Nope, you also lied about professor Panzer being wrong and liking Russians and you were wrong about Zorn, which is difficult to do while having your view but your inability to properly convey opinions of others is more powerful than any advantage fate could give you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>disarm your nation goy
How do subhumans like you even find this place?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It would be better at this point to just disband it because it has no use.
Frick off boomer. Its morons like you that always whine about muh diplomatic alternative that are at fault that morons in charge could so easily get away with ruining the Bundeswehr.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I can't read German for shit, all the capitalized nouns distract my perfidic, albionic mind. But as an empath, I'm sensing a lot of butthurt, and a general feeling that no one in German uniform could do anything to make this poster happy anyway.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>das BW
Lern erstmal richtig Deutsch bevor du hier einen auf Zwergenaufstand machst Yusuf
There are other things they can do besides that. They could pump up their R&D spending to build all the wunderwaffe the German engineers have been dreaming of while other EU countries provide the soldiers to use them.
>They could pump up their R&D spending to build all the wunderwaffe the German engineers have been dreaming of while other EU countries provide the soldiers to use them.
P A N T H E R >A
N >T
H >E
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The guy you are replying to was grumpy that Frueding said they saw little real movement on the front and it got linked here during the Kharkiv offensive. It was an assessment fro. 48 hours before the Ukranians really started to push into Russian positions, but plenty of posters skipped that part and assumed Frueding was downplaying how fast the Russian lines were folding.
The guy you are replying to was grumpy that Frueding said they saw little real movement on the front and it got linked here during the Kharkiv offensive. It was an assessment fro. 48 hours before the Ukranians really started to push into Russian positions, but plenty of posters skipped that part and assumed Frueding was downplaying how fast the Russian lines were folding.
His assessments of Russian forces and Ukrainian forces have been wrong since day one. In fact the entire German military leadership has been either through incompetence and stupidity (or malicious intent) been sabotaging the support of the German government for Ukraine. Even to this day Zorn, who advises the German government and is the highest ranked general, maintains that Russia could still easily open a second front against NATO wherever they wanted and until recently was quite confident that Ukraine would lose no matter what, his estimate was that it would take 6 months for Russia to take the entire Donbass. And even today he thinks there won't be any further successful offensive operations by the Ukrainians. The German military is a useless husk.
He's a moron who completely conflates at least 3 different German officers.
Freuding (the one from OP) is the tank autist who frequently talks with his colleagues from Ukraine, has repeatedly challenged popular theses and has repeatedly been proven right.
Zorn is probably the one OP is most likely thinking of - he's been repeatedly wrong, usually cites data that is bizarre or just obviously wrong, and frequently repeats points popular among the German political fringe.
The other two OP might be conflating in here is the infamous Germany admiral who was very enthusiastic about sucking Putin's dick and the Austrian colonel Markus Reisner who is frequently misquoted by vatniks because he likes to form sentences such as "And here the Ukkies failed... because we didn't give them enough guns!" or "And here the Ukkies were outgunned... we should give them more guns!"
>"And here the Ukkies failed... because we didn't give them enough guns!" or "And here the Ukkies were outgunned... we should give them more guns!"
he doesn't say things like this because Austria is even more neutral than switzerland in this. the sum total of their contributions to ukraine consists of a single tanker truck full of gasoline.
He has literally never been wrong.
Mostly because usually he just talks about what's going on without making predictions and those he has made were right.
He also grins like a child who just got a bucket of candy when he talks about the successes of Ukranian armor.
You're either a wodkaBlack person shill or you're such a massive moron that you fell for one of their posts.
Or you're so butthurt you lie to yourself because he's German.
Truly subhuman.
I noticed during my time in the military that career officers often have eyes or facial expressions that could be characterised as somewhat manic or psychotic. I do not know what causes this or what the ramifications are.
Has he had a stroke or why does he speak from the corner of his mouth.
He's trying his hardest to contain a big grin when talking about dead Russians
I mean he can talk about Ukrainian maneuver warfare and sounds as if he has a solid halfmast while describing it.
>halfmast
>Panzerhaubitzen, MG3 and Panzerfaust3 are used to reenact the second battle of Kharkov
He probably needs Kevlar pants to contain himself
He was raised by a family of panzers in the woods.
Der Panzerbuch
>Der Panzerbuch
Der Panzerbub
he is such a lad
>the shit eating grins
cheeky c**ts
BORN IN A TANK SHELL
RAISED IN A TURRET
TANKING AND BANGING
IS ALL I CRAVE
he is trying to contain his happiness when talking about decisive strikes with armored vehicles against the weakpoint of the opponent.
He recommends the breakthrough and rout near kharkiv as one for almost the textbooks and you can see he is beaming when talking aobut the weapon systems
Apperantly he was in Kiev himself the last week - and the ukranians really like the PzH2000
>Apperantly he was in Kiev himself the last week - and the ukranians really like the PzH2000
Remember when the Vatniks tried to paint the PzH2000 all being broken down.
>Remember when the Vatniks tried to paint the PzH2000 all being broken down.
remember when the herr professor general states in OP's video that the PzH2000 are all broken down and they are trying to get them to work again?
>emember when the herr professor general states in OP's video that the PzH2000 are all broken down and they are trying to get them to work again?
No because he doesn't.
He says they've been used intensively for months and the German special staff deployed to keep them running is working hard to keep them going with the goal of eventually getting them to stay in top condition despite permanent usage.
he doesn't say that at all, he's saying that they're putting effort into keeping them operating. Ie creating a repair depot near the polish-ukranian border.
>remember something that never happened
Somehow I don't.
>for a Russian vehicle there are only two states
>it runs
>it's broken (and abandoned)
Meanwhile for NATO vehicle you can do maintenance easily and don't need to abandon anything.
What if it's running but also abandoned like the entire brigade of equipment they left behind?
sorry for not being clear here. abandoned is the natural state of a Russian vehicle.
>t.
Put your hearing aides back in and get back to the fields, grandpa.
That red circle is completely unnecessary.
Welcome to 4chinz, I'll be your guide newfriend.
Oh yeah, ruining images with pointless, moronic shit like a complete buffoon is such a PrepHole staple.
Jesus, stop trying so hard to fit in.
I posted a common Reddit staple just to piss you off.
You really are wet behind the ears, aren't you? Bless you drunken shill heart.
Why do you keep replying to the same post?
Cope, newbie shill.
What a thread you chose to have a mental breakdown.
That's kinda sad.
>Has he had a stroke or why does he speak from the corner of his mouth.
Because the German military has a sense of humour "The orchestra of the Battlefield" classic.
>"Hee Michael, was ist funnier zen ein dead Ruzzian?"
>"Ai don't knoh Christian, was ist funnier zen ein dead Ruzzian?"
>"Zwei dead Ruzzians!"
Zhat is even funnier then ze last contestant of blockenstacken who thought he had stacken ze block right but actually did failed to stack ze blocken and was beaten by ze blockenstackenwachpersonal. Meine seiten are in orbit right now
That corner is his only body part reserved for peace.
Bravo.
God tier
The man is trying his best to contain a massive shit-eating grin
In all seriousness, he’s Bavarian. They’re the designated cut ups of Germany.
> Hört Waltraud nicht den Kuckuck schrein, dann muss er wohl erfroren sein
he got that Dirlebanger stare
>General Joything
Still no translation? Can obly get german captions
Do you not have the Google auto-translate available? It's actually amazingly good at least in DE-EN.
It is kind of funny how he more or less speaks only in full paragraphs, especially when the gist of the Ukrainian assault strategy was Panzer Vor!
Figured the problem out, google gimps the mobile version of the site. Using the desktop version yields autotranslated captions. Thanks for reminding me of that
They never had english subs. You auto translate them from the written german subs.
Germans speak so correctly that the google auto-translator fricking works. Incredible
No, someone is the ministry of defense wrote the transcript. That's why it's doesn't say auto.
So which one of you guys did it?
Governments are obsessed with accessibility. It's so every deaf soldier can follow along.
was posted 2 hours ago
-4:1 force ratio at the location
-textbook breakthrough maneuver warfare.
-was a rout/feeling units, not regrouping
-was in kiev himself last week, Ukranians really love the PzH2000, aim is now to keep them working. More aid is being giving
-Ukranians will be able to use a large part of the captured heavy machinery
-strategically- the donbass attack possibilites from the russians have the northern part broken off
-strategic importances of kupyansk and the railway lines.
That's the first 10 minutes
>the TV smile at the end of the intro
>Very impressed by the Ukrainian counter offensive says an operation like that hasn't been seen in at least 3 decades
>Makes fun of Russians for being trained so poorly that they left hot food on the table and nearly a battalions worth of heavy equipment behind on their "orderly" retreat
>Says Ukrainians are being trained on bridge carrying Biber tanks right now
Overall he seemed very pleased
he also said that a nato defense minister called the offensive "the biggest donation to the ukrainian armed forces since the beginning of the war" lmao, about a brigade's worth of equipment at least
Unfortunately it's all Russian gear. The ammo might be useful, I suppose.
Lol, almost all the stuff Ukranians used are still Soviet. It is useful
The Ukrainians seem to like the t80 enough, and Im sure the MSTAs would be useful enough shooting shells back
As the Ukrainians have proven, Russian equipment works fine when Russians aren't using it.
>>Very impressed by the Ukrainian counter offensive says an operation like that hasn't been seen in at least 3 decades
As a modern german he cant go back enough because of german moronations towards its own history but you can add some 50 decades on top of that.
Ukranians were exactly one day slower then the germans if I remember correctly.
>As a modern german he cant go back enough because of german moronations towards its own history but you can add some 50 decades on top of that.
He literally gives an example from 30 years ago that proves there's no need to go back further.
How about you unfrick yourself a little bit and stop seething so much about Germans that it inevitably ends in your own embarrassment?
lmao right the beginning
>hey you're new here, aren't you? looking forward to this talk :^)
Isn't he Austrian?
A tank general for a country with practically no army nor tanks?
no, what makes you think so?
Because there is a popular Austrian officer that does youtube analyses of the war as well. Unlike the Germans, he does them in English as well.
It's the official Bundeswehr channel that's there to make the military look more friendly and competent to Germans. It's not for you it's for potential German recruits reservists and voters.
>Isn't he Austrian?
No.
Austria is Germany though.
He works for the German Bundeswehr. The Austrians have the Bundesheer.
The distinction is not that Bundesschwer.
I hate you for making me smirk
no you're thinking of the australian guy.
You're thinking of Hitler.
Panzerschokolade
That's a fat blunt.
>yfw your whole career was training for a hypothetical happening and then it happens
He looks like all his senses are operating at 200% of the normal rate, what is he taking?
purest joy.
His whole career has been about trying to figure out how to break through a Russian defensive line with an armored battalion and now he gets to see it happen and even participate in some small capacity. What you're seeing is a man who has realized his purpose in life.
Panzerschokolade
Rumors say that during an actual operation he runs around the situation room dressed in a loincloth, beet red with a 42° fever while humming the panzerlied. He sporadically moves tank platoons on the map, creating maneuvers simply not understandable to mere mortals. It is said that Mengele took the outer shell of a spermatozoid from Rommel and engineered it into an egg cell, which he then fertilized with Guderian's seed and implanted into a savant woman from Iceland.
Lmao. Is this pasta? Haven't seen it before.
Severely underrated post.
>what is he taking?
he cracked open granddad's rainy day stash of pervetin.
>A armored force uses surprise attack to blitz their adversary with maneuver warfare
>Germany
https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b0abf5b7-2869-4196-ad91-2b46e0065696
THE WEAKNESS OF THE ENEMY REAR AS THE ARMOURED THRUST TORE INTO IT
he's taking the piss
>when you start an offensive and the german gives you this look
>when you see panzer
quick summery
>he visited kyiv just the day before and the P2000 is currently ukraines favourite weapon system
>they are employing a "Sonderstab" to make sure they can continue to splat vatniks by keeping the overused P2000s running
>the russian pincer broke of its top "nose", drastically shortening the total front line and taking russias ability to project power from the north
>ukranians used about a 4:1 troop ratio to overwhelm the russian troops
>russia fled and gave ukraine it's biggest weapon donation yet, they expect to be able to use the left behind material very soon against the vatnik
>the new front line enable ukraine to more easily strike at russian ammo depots
>Kupyansk is a massive loss for russia as they rely on railways for resupplys
>russia aint got enough trucks
>russian airforce uses ~550 Aircraft to fly 200 sorties a day, expected would be ~1100
>reasons are varied but ukranian air defenses and airforce are a big reason, also having to use captured airstrips
>he does not expect tactical nuclear weapons to be used and there are no signs of russia being willing wo use them
>the attacks on the krim are mostly for psycological effect
>ukranians will soon receive brückenlegepanzer biber
>ukranians used about a 4:1 troop ratio to overwhelm the russian troops
meanwhile Vatniks claimed ratio was about 25:1, because otherwise it would be impossible to win so decisively otherwise
Forgot to mention that it was all NATO troops in disguise as well.
And they were all Ubermensch Supersoldaten
The thrust was spearheaded by HATO mulatto supersoldaten with extremely large genitalia
xaxaxaxa stupid HATO globohomo, Russian soldiers are TRAINED to receive big wieners in their anuses every day, stretching them out wider like supply line. your ultrawiener gigaBlack person forces are useless in the face of the full mighty gaping butthole of the Russian Armed Forces
>Russian soldiers are TRAINED to receive big wieners in their anuses every day
I've heard stories about the mighty Russian butthole before. Don't underestimate the grip
The buttocks are clenching.
The Almighty Russian Sphincter (ARS).
The mighty russian twink will powerbottom you until he nearly passes out, then claim he's the top
i'll humor him while it's cute, but if it gets annoying just offer to manhandle him into a cowgirl position and wreck his bussy from below
the penis: mightier than the sword
although competent warriors in bed and on the battlefield are skilled in a variety of implements
Led by Boris Johnson himself in charge of 20000 SAS, out to redeem himself.
>>he visited kyiv just the day before and the P2000 is currently ukraines favourite weapon system
OH NO BUTTHURT SISTERS WE GOT TOO wienerY
>brückenlegepanzer biber
>Der Biber ist ein Brückenlegepanzer aus deutscher Fertigung.
Germans providing bridgelaying equipment, interesting.
Apparently a transfer of 16 has been announced so far.
>Freuding once commanded a Bundewehr rapid reaction brigade
>takes 20 minutes to issue orders in precise German sentences while Russian attack helicopters rape his armor
Good thing they moved him to PR.
Nice fanfic
>thinks 20 minutes is a long time for issuing orders
keep sending your VDV who have no idea where they are plz
I like this guy, it sounds like he actually has a good idea of what he's talking about and is invested in the conflict.
>Heh you are new here?
>Y-Yeah i-i-it's my first time with you
Not even 1 minute in and it's already kino
>his smile and optimism
>restored
Our autist just FRICKED the vatniks up
>when the meth kicks in
This motherfricker kills me. He barely even tries to contain his joy talking about all this
It's quite alien to see a youtube comment section where all the responses are positive and heartfelt compliments and not just post-ironic zoomer buzzwords and memes
These videos could never be a thing in America
everyone loves hearing about vatniks being btfo'd
At 6:28 can a german speaker confirm he calls the PZH2000 a "she"?
Well, yes. "Haubitze" is female.
picrel
Gender for German Words are funny. A riffle and a tank are male, a pistol and a Haubitzer are female and a ship and a plane are neutral.
Rifles are neutral, though
>die Flinte
>die Büchse
>das Gewehr
Which is what "rifle" means. inb4 only pretending to be moronic
It's not. Gewehr is a longarm. Rifle is Büchse, Shotgun is Flinte, both are Gewehre.
Is that actually the modern meaning?
Languages that derive their word for longarm from Gewehr -> gevär (swedish) -> kivääri (finnish) have similar roots, but the modern meaning for the Gewehr-derived words has shifted to rifled longarms exclusively.
Usually "Gewehr" is used for rifles. A shotgun is typically called "Schrotflinte" or "Flinte".
t. German
>huge phallic-looking machinery shooting its load on the enemy's rear
>it's a "she"
wtf I love trans rights now
Don't underestimate East German women anon
>in soviet germany, woman rapes you
Wir lieben unsere Panzerhaubitzen mehr als unsre Frauen
denn deutschen Waffen können wir vertrauten
Well, the „Panzerhaubitze“ is feminine in German. So he uses Sie=she.
The correct translation is "it". German uses male/female pronouns for objects too so it gets kinda weird but he's not calling it "she" in the English way
Wouldn't mind her haubitzing my panzer
It's his waifu.
GENERAL SENPAKU
Why would they show a dutch map?
I wouldn't worry about it
IT'S TURKISH
>serbian zigger overdosing on katsap cum
>posts pictures of nothing implying it's wunderwaffe
Many such cases
Use the auto-translate, it's pretty good in this case.
It's fascinating how much better it is at handling this guy over the Austrian or some of his colleagues from the same show. Does he just speak perfect textbook German?
Subtitles are added manually so deaf tank enthusiasts don't suffer.
Yeah, but somehow you get much better translations for Freuding than for Zorn, even if it's the same show.
Autism, properly applied, leads to precision and clarity in conversations.
And he's a professional autist.
Everything you can touch is written with a capital letter.
Every concept you'd like to touch just to figure out how something like love actually feels on your penis is also written with a capital letter.
Seeing him happy makes me happy. Thank you for the thread.
what is he thinking here?
>german engineering is the best in the world.jojo
I wish a woman would smile at me as much as he smiles when talking about this.
Clearly a man passionate about his job, possibly unnervingly so
>eyes bulging with imagined panzer offensives
>i swear Steve 'e could be yer brother
>Career of military exercises, meetings and planning while knowing it will never be applied
>No one in europe would be stupid enough to do something like that anyway, oh well
>Now get to see it applied in real time, with all the previous planning and exercises coming to use
That is the wildest thing about all of this, NATO equipment fighting against warsaw pact stuff in real life at this scale.
Herr General talking about how his panzerbrigade had to loan out their tanks to other companies just so they could train makes me kinda sad. And this is a Rapid Reaction Force too.
Germoney needs to step up their fricking game. God knows they have the funds for it
They were built to fight russians and they are helping fight russians.
Being the factory of Europe and a major member in the EU along with France and Italy i really think Germany should step up to its responsibilities in contributing to the defense of europe by unfricking their military. The best kind of defense is to be armed to the teeth so bad that nobody ever wants to attack you or your neighbors.
That's the whole point of the recent decisions to build up the BW again but then people complain that it doesn't just want to give all of its training vehicles away to Ukraine.
Anon, you have no idea what you're talking about, can't point to a single statement of him or even the guy you confuse him with that's wrong and you're literally just repeating butthurt propaganda while lying about what they actually said.
For example:
>Even to this day Zorn, who advises the German government and is the highest ranked general, maintains that Russia could still easily open a second front against NATO
He didn't say they could "easily" do it, he pointed out Russian reserves, particularly in their navy and air force.
>and until recently was quite confident that Ukraine would lose no matter what
Nope.
>his estimate was that it would take 6 months for Russia to take the entire Donbass.
You mean before the war when everybody overestimated the Russians?
>And even today he thinks there won't be any further successful offensive operations by the Ukrainians.
When did he say that, anon?
>The German military is a useless husk.
You have the soul of a israelite.
You're not even a German speaker, so I'm not sure why the frick you're riding his dick so hard, he won't get you a comfy position in the useless shit that is the BW.
"Und „noch vor zwei Wochen hätte ich gesagt, dass der gesamte Donbass in sechs Monaten in russischer Hand ist. Heute sage ich: Das werden sie nicht schaffen.“ Aber ob die Ukrainer wirklich die Kraft für eine Gegenoffensive hätten, bezweifelt Zorn, der ranghöchste Soldat der Bundeswehr: „Sie bräuchten eine Überlegenheit von mindestens 3 zu 1."
>You're not even a German speaker,
Hatte in jedem Diktat eine 1 in der Schule, du Pimmelbacke.
>so I'm not sure why the frick you're riding his dick so hard
I'm just being truthful while you keep on lying. Though now you moved the goalpost from the Panzergeneral being "a homosexual who sucks Russian dick" because you're such a fricking moron you either actually believe that or thought others would believe you to Zorn.
Why do you keep on lying, anon?
>Inb4 I only lied a little bit :~~*~~*
Admit you were wrong about Paul Panzer and then apologize.
Natürlich für solche Zivilversager wie dich hat nur das BW gereicht. Selten so einen Haufen nutzloser Idioten gesehen, aber sollte für dich als Sonderschüler dann doch wieder nichts neues sein.
>Natürlich für solche Zivilversager wie dich hat nur das BW gereicht
I'm not part of the army and I did notice that you conveniently ignored the parts you were blatanlty wrong about to seethe about our armed forces.
>Selten so einen Haufen nutzloser Idioten gesehen, aber sollte für dich als Sonderschüler dann doch wieder nichts neues sein.
Master degree holder here, actually, lel.
So what does a shitskin who hates the army do on /k/?
I assume you're a tourist (feel free to POST GUNS and prove me wrong). Are you just here to seethe and lie?
Still waiting for you to admit you were wrong about Professor Panzer.
>Achmed mit dem BWL "Master" gibt an
lmao
>ignored the parts you were blatanlty wrong about to seethe about our armed forces.
Like you did ? So go ahead keep sucking the dick of that useless and pretty expensive organization. It would be better at this point to just disband it because it has no use. Also again the reason why the German government was and is reluctant to expand its support is mostly due to the completely wrong assessments made by these clowns.
>Achmed
You wish, though that's about your level of whiteness.
>Like you did ?
?
I wasn't wrong in any way, I asked a question about Zorn, you ignored the rest you were wrong about and replied to the question.
> So go ahead keep sucking the dick of that useless and pretty expensive organization.
When did that happen? You're just being a moron and objectively wrong again and again.
>It would be better at this point to just disband it because it has no use.
Kek, post guns, tourist.
What kind of diaspora are you even? You sound very israeli.
>Also again the reason why the German government was and is reluctant to expand its support is mostly due to the completely wrong assessments made by these clowns.
Nope, you also lied about professor Panzer being wrong and liking Russians and you were wrong about Zorn, which is difficult to do while having your view but your inability to properly convey opinions of others is more powerful than any advantage fate could give you.
>disarm your nation goy
How do subhumans like you even find this place?
>It would be better at this point to just disband it because it has no use.
Frick off boomer. Its morons like you that always whine about muh diplomatic alternative that are at fault that morons in charge could so easily get away with ruining the Bundeswehr.
I can't read German for shit, all the capitalized nouns distract my perfidic, albionic mind. But as an empath, I'm sensing a lot of butthurt, and a general feeling that no one in German uniform could do anything to make this poster happy anyway.
>das BW
Lern erstmal richtig Deutsch bevor du hier einen auf Zwergenaufstand machst Yusuf
There are other things they can do besides that. They could pump up their R&D spending to build all the wunderwaffe the German engineers have been dreaming of while other EU countries provide the soldiers to use them.
>They could pump up their R&D spending to build all the wunderwaffe the German engineers have been dreaming of while other EU countries provide the soldiers to use them.
P A N T H E R
>A
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German politicians wouldn't recognize a real wunderwaffe if it killed a thousand russians before their very eyes.
He's a homosexual who sucks Russian dick. None of his "predictions" or assessments have been accurate.
Elaborate
The guy you are replying to was grumpy that Frueding said they saw little real movement on the front and it got linked here during the Kharkiv offensive. It was an assessment fro. 48 hours before the Ukranians really started to push into Russian positions, but plenty of posters skipped that part and assumed Frueding was downplaying how fast the Russian lines were folding.
Thanks! i thought i remember him being present and wrong the last time
His assessments of Russian forces and Ukrainian forces have been wrong since day one. In fact the entire German military leadership has been either through incompetence and stupidity (or malicious intent) been sabotaging the support of the German government for Ukraine. Even to this day Zorn, who advises the German government and is the highest ranked general, maintains that Russia could still easily open a second front against NATO wherever they wanted and until recently was quite confident that Ukraine would lose no matter what, his estimate was that it would take 6 months for Russia to take the entire Donbass. And even today he thinks there won't be any further successful offensive operations by the Ukrainians. The German military is a useless husk.
That's not even Zorn. And he did very deep and correct analysis of Russian failures in Ukraine and the fact that Russia can't into combined warfare.
His non evil German half brother.
He's a moron who completely conflates at least 3 different German officers.
Freuding (the one from OP) is the tank autist who frequently talks with his colleagues from Ukraine, has repeatedly challenged popular theses and has repeatedly been proven right.
Zorn is probably the one OP is most likely thinking of - he's been repeatedly wrong, usually cites data that is bizarre or just obviously wrong, and frequently repeats points popular among the German political fringe.
The other two OP might be conflating in here is the infamous Germany admiral who was very enthusiastic about sucking Putin's dick and the Austrian colonel Markus Reisner who is frequently misquoted by vatniks because he likes to form sentences such as "And here the Ukkies failed... because we didn't give them enough guns!" or "And here the Ukkies were outgunned... we should give them more guns!"
>"And here the Ukkies failed... because we didn't give them enough guns!" or "And here the Ukkies were outgunned... we should give them more guns!"
he doesn't say things like this because Austria is even more neutral than switzerland in this. the sum total of their contributions to ukraine consists of a single tanker truck full of gasoline.
He has literally never been wrong.
Mostly because usually he just talks about what's going on without making predictions and those he has made were right.
He also grins like a child who just got a bucket of candy when he talks about the successes of Ukranian armor.
You're either a wodkaBlack person shill or you're such a massive moron that you fell for one of their posts.
Or you're so butthurt you lie to yourself because he's German.
Truly subhuman.
He kinda looks like Bill Nye
Freuding the panzer guy.
I noticed during my time in the military that career officers often have eyes or facial expressions that could be characterised as somewhat manic or psychotic. I do not know what causes this or what the ramifications are.
This guy looks like he his basement is full of dismembered bodies.
There's a man who's found fulfilment
I'm so happy for him
Great template
someone mentioned crabs
it couldn't be helped
Ich danke dir Anon
He looked like he was barely holding in a giggle when talking about how the strikes on Crimea messed with the Russians' heads.
It's clear to me now - German autism MUST be contained once again. EU was a mistake, we have to disengage immediately.
Give him a nice tank division to play in the Ukraine already!
Least autistic German man.