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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has he had a stroke or why does he speak from the corner of his mouth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's trying his hardest to contain a big grin when talking about dead Russians

      • 2 years ago
        Look who is back

        I mean he can talk about Ukrainian maneuver warfare and sounds as if he has a solid halfmast while describing it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >halfmast
          >Panzerhaubitzen, MG3 and Panzerfaust3 are used to reenact the second battle of Kharkov
          He probably needs Kevlar pants to contain himself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was raised by a family of panzers in the woods.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Der Panzerbuch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Der Panzerbuch
          Der Panzerbub

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he is such a lad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/fyZXZVC.png

            what is he thinking here?

            >the shit eating grins
            cheeky c**ts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BORN IN A TANK SHELL
        RAISED IN A TURRET
        TANKING AND BANGING
        IS ALL I CRAVE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Ae4ZHZL.png

      A new video of /k/'s favourite German autist just came out

      he is trying to contain his happiness when talking about decisive strikes with armored vehicles against the weakpoint of the opponent.

      He recommends the breakthrough and rout near kharkiv as one for almost the textbooks and you can see he is beaming when talking aobut the weapon systems

      Apperantly he was in Kiev himself the last week - and the ukranians really like the PzH2000

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Apperantly he was in Kiev himself the last week - and the ukranians really like the PzH2000

        Remember when the Vatniks tried to paint the PzH2000 all being broken down.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Remember when the Vatniks tried to paint the PzH2000 all being broken down.
          remember when the herr professor general states in OP's video that the PzH2000 are all broken down and they are trying to get them to work again?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >emember when the herr professor general states in OP's video that the PzH2000 are all broken down and they are trying to get them to work again?
            No because he doesn't.
            He says they've been used intensively for months and the German special staff deployed to keep them running is working hard to keep them going with the goal of eventually getting them to stay in top condition despite permanent usage.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he doesn't say that at all, he's saying that they're putting effort into keeping them operating. Ie creating a repair depot near the polish-ukranian border.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >remember something that never happened
            Somehow I don't.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >for a Russian vehicle there are only two states
            >it runs
            >it's broken (and abandoned)

            Meanwhile for NATO vehicle you can do maintenance easily and don't need to abandon anything.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What if it's running but also abandoned like the entire brigade of equipment they left behind?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry for not being clear here. abandoned is the natural state of a Russian vehicle.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >t.
            Put your hearing aides back in and get back to the fields, grandpa.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That red circle is completely unnecessary.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Welcome to 4chinz, I'll be your guide newfriend.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, ruining images with pointless, moronic shit like a complete buffoon is such a PrepHole staple.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus, stop trying so hard to fit in.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I posted a common Reddit staple just to piss you off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You really are wet behind the ears, aren't you? Bless you drunken shill heart.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you keep replying to the same post?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cope, newbie shill.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What a thread you chose to have a mental breakdown.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's kinda sad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Has he had a stroke or why does he speak from the corner of his mouth.
      Because the German military has a sense of humour "The orchestra of the Battlefield" classic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's trying his hardest to contain a big grin when talking about dead Russians

      >"Hee Michael, was ist funnier zen ein dead Ruzzian?"
      >"Ai don't knoh Christian, was ist funnier zen ein dead Ruzzian?"
      >"Zwei dead Ruzzians!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Zhat is even funnier then ze last contestant of blockenstacken who thought he had stacken ze block right but actually did failed to stack ze blocken and was beaten by ze blockenstackenwachpersonal. Meine seiten are in orbit right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That corner is his only body part reserved for peace.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bravo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God tier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The man is trying his best to contain a massive shit-eating grin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In all seriousness, he’s Bavarian. They’re the designated cut ups of Germany.
      > Hört Waltraud nicht den Kuckuck schrein, dann muss er wohl erfroren sein

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he got that Dirlebanger stare

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >General Joything

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still no translation? Can obly get german captions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you not have the Google auto-translate available? It's actually amazingly good at least in DE-EN.

      It is kind of funny how he more or less speaks only in full paragraphs, especially when the gist of the Ukrainian assault strategy was Panzer Vor!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Figured the problem out, google gimps the mobile version of the site. Using the desktop version yields autotranslated captions. Thanks for reminding me of that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They never had english subs. You auto translate them from the written german subs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Germans speak so correctly that the google auto-translator fricking works. Incredible

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, someone is the ministry of defense wrote the transcript. That's why it's doesn't say auto.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, someone is the ministry of defense wrote the transcript. That's why it's doesn't say auto.

        So which one of you guys did it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Governments are obsessed with accessibility. It's so every deaf soldier can follow along.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      was posted 2 hours ago
      -4:1 force ratio at the location
      -textbook breakthrough maneuver warfare.
      -was a rout/feeling units, not regrouping
      -was in kiev himself last week, Ukranians really love the PzH2000, aim is now to keep them working. More aid is being giving
      -Ukranians will be able to use a large part of the captured heavy machinery
      -strategically- the donbass attack possibilites from the russians have the northern part broken off
      -strategic importances of kupyansk and the railway lines.

      That's the first 10 minutes

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the TV smile at the end of the intro

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Very impressed by the Ukrainian counter offensive says an operation like that hasn't been seen in at least 3 decades
    >Makes fun of Russians for being trained so poorly that they left hot food on the table and nearly a battalions worth of heavy equipment behind on their "orderly" retreat
    >Says Ukrainians are being trained on bridge carrying Biber tanks right now
    Overall he seemed very pleased

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he also said that a nato defense minister called the offensive "the biggest donation to the ukrainian armed forces since the beginning of the war" lmao, about a brigade's worth of equipment at least

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately it's all Russian gear. The ammo might be useful, I suppose.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, almost all the stuff Ukranians used are still Soviet. It is useful

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Ukrainians seem to like the t80 enough, and Im sure the MSTAs would be useful enough shooting shells back

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As the Ukrainians have proven, Russian equipment works fine when Russians aren't using it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Very impressed by the Ukrainian counter offensive says an operation like that hasn't been seen in at least 3 decades
      As a modern german he cant go back enough because of german moronations towards its own history but you can add some 50 decades on top of that.

      Ukranians were exactly one day slower then the germans if I remember correctly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >As a modern german he cant go back enough because of german moronations towards its own history but you can add some 50 decades on top of that.
        He literally gives an example from 30 years ago that proves there's no need to go back further.
        How about you unfrick yourself a little bit and stop seething so much about Germans that it inevitably ends in your own embarrassment?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao right the beginning
    >hey you're new here, aren't you? looking forward to this talk :^)

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he Austrian?

    A tank general for a country with practically no army nor tanks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no, what makes you think so?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because there is a popular Austrian officer that does youtube analyses of the war as well. Unlike the Germans, he does them in English as well.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's the official Bundeswehr channel that's there to make the military look more friendly and competent to Germans. It's not for you it's for potential German recruits reservists and voters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't he Austrian?
      No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Austria is Germany though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He works for the German Bundeswehr. The Austrians have the Bundesheer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The distinction is not that Bundesschwer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I hate you for making me smirk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no you're thinking of the australian guy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're thinking of Hitler.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Panzerschokolade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fat blunt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw your whole career was training for a hypothetical happening and then it happens

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like all his senses are operating at 200% of the normal rate, what is he taking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      purest joy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His whole career has been about trying to figure out how to break through a Russian defensive line with an armored battalion and now he gets to see it happen and even participate in some small capacity. What you're seeing is a man who has realized his purpose in life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Panzerschokolade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rumors say that during an actual operation he runs around the situation room dressed in a loincloth, beet red with a 42° fever while humming the panzerlied. He sporadically moves tank platoons on the map, creating maneuvers simply not understandable to mere mortals. It is said that Mengele took the outer shell of a spermatozoid from Rommel and engineered it into an egg cell, which he then fertilized with Guderian's seed and implanted into a savant woman from Iceland.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao. Is this pasta? Haven't seen it before.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Severely underrated post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what is he taking?
      he cracked open granddad's rainy day stash of pervetin.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A armored force uses surprise attack to blitz their adversary with maneuver warfare
    >Germany

    https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b0abf5b7-2869-4196-ad91-2b46e0065696

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE WEAKNESS OF THE ENEMY REAR AS THE ARMOURED THRUST TORE INTO IT
    he's taking the piss

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when you start an offensive and the german gives you this look

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when you see panzer

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    quick summery
    >he visited kyiv just the day before and the P2000 is currently ukraines favourite weapon system
    >they are employing a "Sonderstab" to make sure they can continue to splat vatniks by keeping the overused P2000s running
    >the russian pincer broke of its top "nose", drastically shortening the total front line and taking russias ability to project power from the north
    >ukranians used about a 4:1 troop ratio to overwhelm the russian troops
    >russia fled and gave ukraine it's biggest weapon donation yet, they expect to be able to use the left behind material very soon against the vatnik
    >the new front line enable ukraine to more easily strike at russian ammo depots
    >Kupyansk is a massive loss for russia as they rely on railways for resupplys
    >russia aint got enough trucks
    >russian airforce uses ~550 Aircraft to fly 200 sorties a day, expected would be ~1100
    >reasons are varied but ukranian air defenses and airforce are a big reason, also having to use captured airstrips
    >he does not expect tactical nuclear weapons to be used and there are no signs of russia being willing wo use them
    >the attacks on the krim are mostly for psycological effect
    >ukranians will soon receive brückenlegepanzer biber

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ukranians used about a 4:1 troop ratio to overwhelm the russian troops
      meanwhile Vatniks claimed ratio was about 25:1, because otherwise it would be impossible to win so decisively otherwise

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to mention that it was all NATO troops in disguise as well.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And they were all Ubermensch Supersoldaten

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The thrust was spearheaded by HATO mulatto supersoldaten with extremely large genitalia

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            xaxaxaxa stupid HATO globohomo, Russian soldiers are TRAINED to receive big wieners in their anuses every day, stretching them out wider like supply line. your ultrawiener gigaBlack person forces are useless in the face of the full mighty gaping butthole of the Russian Armed Forces

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Russian soldiers are TRAINED to receive big wieners in their anuses every day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've heard stories about the mighty Russian butthole before. Don't underestimate the grip

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The buttocks are clenching.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Almighty Russian Sphincter (ARS).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The mighty russian twink will powerbottom you until he nearly passes out, then claim he's the top

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'll humor him while it's cute, but if it gets annoying just offer to manhandle him into a cowgirl position and wreck his bussy from below

                the penis: mightier than the sword

                although competent warriors in bed and on the battlefield are skilled in a variety of implements

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Led by Boris Johnson himself in charge of 20000 SAS, out to redeem himself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>he visited kyiv just the day before and the P2000 is currently ukraines favourite weapon system
      OH NO BUTTHURT SISTERS WE GOT TOO wienerY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >brückenlegepanzer biber
      >Der Biber ist ein Brückenlegepanzer aus deutscher Fertigung.
      Germans providing bridgelaying equipment, interesting.
      Apparently a transfer of 16 has been announced so far.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Freuding once commanded a Bundewehr rapid reaction brigade
    >takes 20 minutes to issue orders in precise German sentences while Russian attack helicopters rape his armor
    Good thing they moved him to PR.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice fanfic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks 20 minutes is a long time for issuing orders

      keep sending your VDV who have no idea where they are plz

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like this guy, it sounds like he actually has a good idea of what he's talking about and is invested in the conflict.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Heh you are new here?
    >Y-Yeah i-i-it's my first time with you
    Not even 1 minute in and it's already kino

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >his smile and optimism
    >restored

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Our autist just FRICKED the vatniks up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when the meth kicks in

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This motherfricker kills me. He barely even tries to contain his joy talking about all this

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's quite alien to see a youtube comment section where all the responses are positive and heartfelt compliments and not just post-ironic zoomer buzzwords and memes

    These videos could never be a thing in America

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      everyone loves hearing about vatniks being btfo'd

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At 6:28 can a german speaker confirm he calls the PZH2000 a "she"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, yes. "Haubitze" is female.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      picrel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gender for German Words are funny. A riffle and a tank are male, a pistol and a Haubitzer are female and a ship and a plane are neutral.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rifles are neutral, though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >die Flinte
          >die Büchse

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >das Gewehr
            Which is what "rifle" means. inb4 only pretending to be moronic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's not. Gewehr is a longarm. Rifle is Büchse, Shotgun is Flinte, both are Gewehre.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is that actually the modern meaning?

                Languages that derive their word for longarm from Gewehr -> gevär (swedish) -> kivääri (finnish) have similar roots, but the modern meaning for the Gewehr-derived words has shifted to rifled longarms exclusively.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Usually "Gewehr" is used for rifles. A shotgun is typically called "Schrotflinte" or "Flinte".
                t. German

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >huge phallic-looking machinery shooting its load on the enemy's rear
        >it's a "she"
        wtf I love trans rights now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't underestimate East German women anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >in soviet germany, woman rapes you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wir lieben unsere Panzerhaubitzen mehr als unsre Frauen
      denn deutschen Waffen können wir vertrauten

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, the „Panzerhaubitze“ is feminine in German. So he uses Sie=she.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The correct translation is "it". German uses male/female pronouns for objects too so it gets kinda weird but he's not calling it "she" in the English way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't mind her haubitzing my panzer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's his waifu.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GENERAL SENPAKU

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they show a dutch map?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't worry about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IT'S TURKISH

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >serbian zigger overdosing on katsap cum
      >posts pictures of nothing implying it's wunderwaffe

      Many such cases

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use the auto-translate, it's pretty good in this case.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's fascinating how much better it is at handling this guy over the Austrian or some of his colleagues from the same show. Does he just speak perfect textbook German?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Subtitles are added manually so deaf tank enthusiasts don't suffer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but somehow you get much better translations for Freuding than for Zorn, even if it's the same show.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Autism, properly applied, leads to precision and clarity in conversations.
            And he's a professional autist.

            I can't read German for shit, all the capitalized nouns distract my perfidic, albionic mind. But as an empath, I'm sensing a lot of butthurt, and a general feeling that no one in German uniform could do anything to make this poster happy anyway.

            Everything you can touch is written with a capital letter.
            Every concept you'd like to touch just to figure out how something like love actually feels on your penis is also written with a capital letter.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing him happy makes me happy. Thank you for the thread.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is he thinking here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >german engineering is the best in the world.jojo

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish a woman would smile at me as much as he smiles when talking about this.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly a man passionate about his job, possibly unnervingly so

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eyes bulging with imagined panzer offensives

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i swear Steve 'e could be yer brother

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Career of military exercises, meetings and planning while knowing it will never be applied
    >No one in europe would be stupid enough to do something like that anyway, oh well
    >Now get to see it applied in real time, with all the previous planning and exercises coming to use

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is the wildest thing about all of this, NATO equipment fighting against warsaw pact stuff in real life at this scale.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Herr General talking about how his panzerbrigade had to loan out their tanks to other companies just so they could train makes me kinda sad. And this is a Rapid Reaction Force too.
    Germoney needs to step up their fricking game. God knows they have the funds for it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were built to fight russians and they are helping fight russians.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being the factory of Europe and a major member in the EU along with France and Italy i really think Germany should step up to its responsibilities in contributing to the defense of europe by unfricking their military. The best kind of defense is to be armed to the teeth so bad that nobody ever wants to attack you or your neighbors.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the whole point of the recent decisions to build up the BW again but then people complain that it doesn't just want to give all of its training vehicles away to Ukraine.

        [...]
        His assessments of Russian forces and Ukrainian forces have been wrong since day one. In fact the entire German military leadership has been either through incompetence and stupidity (or malicious intent) been sabotaging the support of the German government for Ukraine. Even to this day Zorn, who advises the German government and is the highest ranked general, maintains that Russia could still easily open a second front against NATO wherever they wanted and until recently was quite confident that Ukraine would lose no matter what, his estimate was that it would take 6 months for Russia to take the entire Donbass. And even today he thinks there won't be any further successful offensive operations by the Ukrainians. The German military is a useless husk.

        Anon, you have no idea what you're talking about, can't point to a single statement of him or even the guy you confuse him with that's wrong and you're literally just repeating butthurt propaganda while lying about what they actually said.
        For example:
        >Even to this day Zorn, who advises the German government and is the highest ranked general, maintains that Russia could still easily open a second front against NATO
        He didn't say they could "easily" do it, he pointed out Russian reserves, particularly in their navy and air force.
        >and until recently was quite confident that Ukraine would lose no matter what
        Nope.
        >his estimate was that it would take 6 months for Russia to take the entire Donbass.
        You mean before the war when everybody overestimated the Russians?
        >And even today he thinks there won't be any further successful offensive operations by the Ukrainians.
        When did he say that, anon?
        >The German military is a useless husk.
        You have the soul of a israelite.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're not even a German speaker, so I'm not sure why the frick you're riding his dick so hard, he won't get you a comfy position in the useless shit that is the BW.

          "Und „noch vor zwei Wochen hätte ich gesagt, dass der gesamte Donbass in sechs Monaten in russischer Hand ist. Heute sage ich: Das werden sie nicht schaffen.“ Aber ob die Ukrainer wirklich die Kraft für eine Gegenoffensive hätten, bezweifelt Zorn, der ranghöchste Soldat der Bundeswehr: „Sie bräuchten eine Überlegenheit von mindestens 3 zu 1."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You're not even a German speaker,
            Hatte in jedem Diktat eine 1 in der Schule, du Pimmelbacke.
            >so I'm not sure why the frick you're riding his dick so hard
            I'm just being truthful while you keep on lying. Though now you moved the goalpost from the Panzergeneral being "a homosexual who sucks Russian dick" because you're such a fricking moron you either actually believe that or thought others would believe you to Zorn.
            Why do you keep on lying, anon?
            >Inb4 I only lied a little bit :~~*~~*
            Admit you were wrong about Paul Panzer and then apologize.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Natürlich für solche Zivilversager wie dich hat nur das BW gereicht. Selten so einen Haufen nutzloser Idioten gesehen, aber sollte für dich als Sonderschüler dann doch wieder nichts neues sein.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Natürlich für solche Zivilversager wie dich hat nur das BW gereicht
                I'm not part of the army and I did notice that you conveniently ignored the parts you were blatanlty wrong about to seethe about our armed forces.
                >Selten so einen Haufen nutzloser Idioten gesehen, aber sollte für dich als Sonderschüler dann doch wieder nichts neues sein.
                Master degree holder here, actually, lel.
                So what does a shitskin who hates the army do on /k/?
                I assume you're a tourist (feel free to POST GUNS and prove me wrong). Are you just here to seethe and lie?
                Still waiting for you to admit you were wrong about Professor Panzer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Achmed mit dem BWL "Master" gibt an
                lmao
                >ignored the parts you were blatanlty wrong about to seethe about our armed forces.
                Like you did ? So go ahead keep sucking the dick of that useless and pretty expensive organization. It would be better at this point to just disband it because it has no use. Also again the reason why the German government was and is reluctant to expand its support is mostly due to the completely wrong assessments made by these clowns.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Achmed
                You wish, though that's about your level of whiteness.
                >Like you did ?
                ?
                I wasn't wrong in any way, I asked a question about Zorn, you ignored the rest you were wrong about and replied to the question.
                > So go ahead keep sucking the dick of that useless and pretty expensive organization.
                When did that happen? You're just being a moron and objectively wrong again and again.
                >It would be better at this point to just disband it because it has no use.
                Kek, post guns, tourist.
                What kind of diaspora are you even? You sound very israeli.
                >Also again the reason why the German government was and is reluctant to expand its support is mostly due to the completely wrong assessments made by these clowns.
                Nope, you also lied about professor Panzer being wrong and liking Russians and you were wrong about Zorn, which is difficult to do while having your view but your inability to properly convey opinions of others is more powerful than any advantage fate could give you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >disarm your nation goy
                How do subhumans like you even find this place?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It would be better at this point to just disband it because it has no use.
                Frick off boomer. Its morons like you that always whine about muh diplomatic alternative that are at fault that morons in charge could so easily get away with ruining the Bundeswehr.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can't read German for shit, all the capitalized nouns distract my perfidic, albionic mind. But as an empath, I'm sensing a lot of butthurt, and a general feeling that no one in German uniform could do anything to make this poster happy anyway.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >das BW
                Lern erstmal richtig Deutsch bevor du hier einen auf Zwergenaufstand machst Yusuf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There are other things they can do besides that. They could pump up their R&D spending to build all the wunderwaffe the German engineers have been dreaming of while other EU countries provide the soldiers to use them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They could pump up their R&D spending to build all the wunderwaffe the German engineers have been dreaming of while other EU countries provide the soldiers to use them.
          P A N T H E R
          >A
          N
          >T
          H
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          R

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          German politicians wouldn't recognize a real wunderwaffe if it killed a thousand russians before their very eyes.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a homosexual who sucks Russian dick. None of his "predictions" or assessments have been accurate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The guy you are replying to was grumpy that Frueding said they saw little real movement on the front and it got linked here during the Kharkiv offensive. It was an assessment fro. 48 hours before the Ukranians really started to push into Russian positions, but plenty of posters skipped that part and assumed Frueding was downplaying how fast the Russian lines were folding.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks! i thought i remember him being present and wrong the last time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The guy you are replying to was grumpy that Frueding said they saw little real movement on the front and it got linked here during the Kharkiv offensive. It was an assessment fro. 48 hours before the Ukranians really started to push into Russian positions, but plenty of posters skipped that part and assumed Frueding was downplaying how fast the Russian lines were folding.

        His assessments of Russian forces and Ukrainian forces have been wrong since day one. In fact the entire German military leadership has been either through incompetence and stupidity (or malicious intent) been sabotaging the support of the German government for Ukraine. Even to this day Zorn, who advises the German government and is the highest ranked general, maintains that Russia could still easily open a second front against NATO wherever they wanted and until recently was quite confident that Ukraine would lose no matter what, his estimate was that it would take 6 months for Russia to take the entire Donbass. And even today he thinks there won't be any further successful offensive operations by the Ukrainians. The German military is a useless husk.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's not even Zorn. And he did very deep and correct analysis of Russian failures in Ukraine and the fact that Russia can't into combined warfare.

          https://i.imgur.com/e3gd7Ko.png

          He kinda looks like Bill Nye

          His non evil German half brother.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a moron who completely conflates at least 3 different German officers.
        Freuding (the one from OP) is the tank autist who frequently talks with his colleagues from Ukraine, has repeatedly challenged popular theses and has repeatedly been proven right.

        Zorn is probably the one OP is most likely thinking of - he's been repeatedly wrong, usually cites data that is bizarre or just obviously wrong, and frequently repeats points popular among the German political fringe.
        The other two OP might be conflating in here is the infamous Germany admiral who was very enthusiastic about sucking Putin's dick and the Austrian colonel Markus Reisner who is frequently misquoted by vatniks because he likes to form sentences such as "And here the Ukkies failed... because we didn't give them enough guns!" or "And here the Ukkies were outgunned... we should give them more guns!"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"And here the Ukkies failed... because we didn't give them enough guns!" or "And here the Ukkies were outgunned... we should give them more guns!"
          he doesn't say things like this because Austria is even more neutral than switzerland in this. the sum total of their contributions to ukraine consists of a single tanker truck full of gasoline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has literally never been wrong.
      Mostly because usually he just talks about what's going on without making predictions and those he has made were right.
      He also grins like a child who just got a bucket of candy when he talks about the successes of Ukranian armor.
      You're either a wodkaBlack person shill or you're such a massive moron that you fell for one of their posts.
      Or you're so butthurt you lie to yourself because he's German.
      Truly subhuman.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He kinda looks like Bill Nye

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Freuding the panzer guy.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed during my time in the military that career officers often have eyes or facial expressions that could be characterised as somewhat manic or psychotic. I do not know what causes this or what the ramifications are.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy looks like he his basement is full of dismembered bodies.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's a man who's found fulfilment
    I'm so happy for him

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Great template

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        someone mentioned crabs
        it couldn't be helped

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ich danke dir Anon

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looked like he was barely holding in a giggle when talking about how the strikes on Crimea messed with the Russians' heads.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's clear to me now - German autism MUST be contained once again. EU was a mistake, we have to disengage immediately.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give him a nice tank division to play in the Ukraine already!

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Least autistic German man.

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