I am currently eating a heavily dill pickled burger just to spite yu
actually I was already doing it because I was hungry
but now I'm doing it aggressively while pushing my psychic energy towards you in the hopes your psychic energy is forced to smell it
>Get dill flavored cheese >tastes like nothing >Literally just nothing
I had good comte and some other stuff but cheddar feels like the king for how much bite and flavor it has. Well that and goat cheese
Nope. I think it was just a really shoddy cut of cheese or I didn't obey the "wait 90 minutes for it to reach room temp". I forget what kind of cheese it was past dill seasoning. Do you have any cheeses to recommend? Because this is clearly /k/ for cheese.
Get a salmon. Brush a pan with olive oil. Lay the salmon skin-side-down. Sprinkle it it with salt and pepper, then fresh dill, minced garlic cloves, lemon wedges, and dried cranberries. Then make a mix of equal parts honey, balsamic vinegar, oyster sauce, and olive oil. Oven to 400 degrees. Baste it with the mix once, bake it 10 minutes, baste it again, then give it another 10 minutes. Made the recipe myself. Dill is the fricking shit bro.
Why doesn't anyone ever draw Samus as buff as she's supposed to be. She's a 6'5 warrior woman with alien DNA fuzed into her own, she's not a runway model.
>because hyper muscle women fetishes are relatively uncommon by weird fetish standards
There's work to be done.
[...]
My main fetish is to watch Samus Aran get drenched in cum while wearing her armor. God what I would give for me rubbing my dick on her visor until busting all over her cute helmet.
I'm with you but she needs to have parts of her power armor conveniently missing (boot/calves, pelvis area, chest, and forearms) while still wearing the helmet.
Too many dyiel's that think a woman with a bit of muscle is too masculine. Truth be told, they're just unaware of their potential and instead cope by preferring weak, useless ladies.
This anon fricking gets it.
Don't need the muscles when the **power**-armor does the job for you of lifting all those weights. Then the body will just be maxed around endurance and agility.
I'm pretty sure canonically her mass came from the Chozo genes in her.
[...]
No. She loves it. Frick, can you imagine her going on a shooting spree while still glazed in spunk? What a bawd.
>The metroid prime windshield wiper laser has to zap the cum away
this art and stats were done by Americans, they were later recanted by several japs who made the game, the 6,3 stature is meant to be with the suit on. No idea if the weight is too, but one can hope it's not.
The power suit is some space age featherweight shit though, so who knows.
>this art and stats were done by Americans, they were later recanted by several japs who made the game
Damn I didn't know that. Mildly disappointed but not surprised the Japs were unamused with American big-girl sensibilities.
She's not 6 5, she's 6 or 6 2 in the suit, and her enhanced dna means she doesn't have to be huge, which is great for nip sensibilities. I draw her more build, but I'd rather her look skinny if you see how some of those homosexual twitter artists draw her.
but I'd rather her look skinny if you see how some of those homosexual twitter artists draw her.
Why do I feel like "big" Samus on Twitter isn't *muscular*? Tell me it's not that bad man.
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>Why do I feel like "big" Samus on Twitter isn't *muscular*? Tell me it's not that bad man.
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>Damn I didn't know that. Mildly disappointed but not surprised the Japs were unamused with American big-girl sensibilities.
It's less that and more they like hot blonde women and what's his face who made Metroid died in a car crash leaving the other guy to reign everything in.
>Why do I feel like "big" Samus on Twitter isn't *muscular*? Tell me it's not that bad man.
Oh, no, I LOVE thicc and chubby Samus, they do shit like >make her black >make her have vitiligo >make her have missing limbs >give her horrible burns >make her have no boobs >make her a man >give her ugly facial features >combinations of most of these things
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>thicc and chubby Samus
Examples?
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g/2575524/6db228508b/
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You know why anon: because they are israelites, leftists who have been indoctrinated to think like israelites, and mudmen who imitate israeli thought for status. Anything healthy, normal, ideal, or especially white is bad.
Muscular Tomboy Samus(i can still crush her and that is fun in its own way) is adhering to a physical ideal of health and fitness and is thus evil in their eyes.
Swimsuit Model samus is sexually idea and still represents healthy living and advertising herself for fricking and thus reproduction.
Thicc Samus is a chubby mom after 4 kids who has less time to keep herself in shape but still attractive and healthy enough to pop out more kids.
And she's blonde with blue/green eyes. They worship disease, failure, deformity, and the racially inferior. They think being a broken wreck and ugly is "genuine" in some way. You could make a girl missing a limb with a robot arm cute, Japs do it all the time but that's not why they do it, the missing limbs are the entire point not merely a character trait indicative of a warrior or something. They fear things which are superior to them and may one day simply decide to kill them for their impertinence and uselessness.
Also if you want slightly muscular samus just go to r34, jeez.
no they're not, the art is by benimaru itoh and the stats are originally taken from the metroid 2 manual
>Damn I didn't know that. Mildly disappointed but not surprised the Japs were unamused with American big-girl sensibilities.
It's less that and more they like hot blonde women and what's his face who made Metroid died in a car crash leaving the other guy to reign everything in.
>Why do I feel like "big" Samus on Twitter isn't *muscular*? Tell me it's not that bad man.
Oh, no, I LOVE thicc and chubby Samus, they do shit like >make her black >make her have vitiligo >make her have missing limbs >give her horrible burns >make her have no boobs >make her a man >give her ugly facial features >combinations of most of these things
gunpei yokoi was just a producer and wasn't even working at nintendo any more when he died, fricking hell why is there so much misinformation and hearsay about metroid. the actual guy who created samus is hiroji kiyotake, he worked on the game basically solo for 10 or so months before the rest of the r&d1 team came on the project for the last 3 months to finish and polish it. sakamoto, who i assume is the 'other guy' you're talking about, is just an inafune/mikami taking credit (wasn't in a lead role until super) for a franchise while also running it into the ground. luckily he killed his own career in the process, but the damage is done.
Too many dyiel's that think a woman with a bit of muscle is too masculine. Truth be told, they're just unaware of their potential and instead cope by preferring weak, useless ladies.
Don't need the muscles when the **power**-armor does the job for you of lifting all those weights. Then the body will just be maxed around endurance and agility.
She's not 6 5, she's 6 or 6 2 in the suit, and her enhanced dna means she doesn't have to be huge, which is great for nip sensibilities. I draw her more build, but I'd rather her look skinny if you see how some of those homosexual twitter artists draw her.
Why doesn't anyone ever draw Samus as buff as she's supposed to be. She's a 6'5 warrior woman with alien DNA fuzed into her own, she's not a runway model.
My main fetish is to watch Samus Aran get drenched in cum while wearing her armor. God what I would give for me rubbing my dick on her visor until busting all over her cute helmet.
This was one of the Telegram copes with sardonic fanfic when Balakleiya collapsed at the beginning of the Kharkiv offensive last year. I think the author was making fun of the pro-RF accounts that kept insisting that the AFU hadn't taken the city and were repulsed with 85% casualties or some bullshit.
So that confirms 500+ dead VDV for three ukies having suffered stubbed toes and a dislocated shoulder.
Russia has already lost.
There is no hope for ziggers against civilized, white humanity.
Do Russians actually believe this shit? I don't doubt they believe in the overall supremacy of their own military, but who the frick reads something like this and seriously believes that's how it went down? Last I checked, the Russian model depends on making people listless and apathetic. They know their government isn't great, they just assume everyone and everywhere else is equally shit, so they don't really raise an eyebrow when the air force bombs its own people. But thinking the VDV can kill hundreds of people bare-handed in a war where both sides are shooting each other?
Russians no, vatniks yes.
And since real Russians are less than 20% of the population of the "Russian" Federation, it doesn't matter what they believe anymore.
i fricking love plants in the umbellifer family guys
some of them are delicious sweet roots or nice aromatic leaves and others stop your heart or breathing within hours or turn your skin into a UV-powered cell death machine that creates giant blisters.
400 is Russian code for killed or wounded, can't remember which, it probably means the VDV killed/wounded some in hand to hand combat, rather than 400 killed.
>hand to hand combat
That's how men fight!
We need international laws to bring back honor to wars. A fair fight to the death between naked men. That's how conflicts are settled. No cowardly hiding in the air, in armored safe spaces or in bunkers 100km away like b***hes. Ban artillery, ban tanks, ban missiles, ban guns. Ban it all! Those who violate the laws of war are to be glassed by all members of the international community.
I absolutely guarantee if you saw some homosexual you adore getting bloodchoked to death five seconds into a fight you would be b***hing about how unfair it is. The fact is the winner is the one who is best at killing the other. There is absolutely no honor in any of it, you use the best tools available to kill the other guy.
So basically VDV got fricked, ran away and are now claiming they were totally fighting a million Ukrainians and killing hundreds in hand to hand combat before being forced to withdraw.
LMAO. Anyone wanna bet wether these clowns ever even saw a ukrainian soldier?
SO this is the situation the crests were 20,000 and our gutys heros remember their ass was in the ass. 1,000,000 of the crest with bayonets and the girkin clenched. The ass is in the ass with doing ass to ass with ass like an ass.
crests have already known what it is like to be clenched when riding deep. none can take it deeper and still clench hard enough to bite like russia. glory to the heroes.
Real translation >Our dudes ran out of ammo and are about to be overrun >They might have gotten some kills but we have no clue because they are drunk and can't count past three >But plz remember them as heroes
I'd assume that this was pre-cope before inevitable retreats ("W-well, our guys had to retreat, there were a bajillion Ukrops b-but at least they inflicted enemy casualties equal to 20x their own number using their unbeatable Krav Maga") but the figures are too moronic for even vatniks. So is this someone taking the piss and mocking R*ssian propaganda? Which Telegram channel is this from?
This is the only way that the crests will learn.
Learn english better lakhta pidors
get lost homosexual
Butthurt streetshitter confirmed.
Please do the needful and fall off the train tomorrow morning.
>crests
Why do russians call Ukies crests?
It's the machine translation of the cossack haircut, also known as the hohol.
Укpoп means dill.
Think of it as a Super Mullet.
Actually, might be kind of fun to start calling Ukies Mulletheads, just to see if it catches on with the ESL crowd.
It's nowhere near a mullet. It's more of a mohawk
because the crests are to blame
>the girkin will defeat the dill and everyone will understand everything all at once
Good. I can't fricking stand dill.
Tastes like pure shite.
>t. thyme
>not t.hyme
One fricking job, Anon
dill sauce is great with fish sticks
I want all the gay fish off my board
Bring it b***h
>rainbow trout
get that globohomosexual shit of my screen, anon
OH GOD I'M GONNA-
I'M GONNA TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT
OH GOD I'M TROOOOOOOOOOOOUTING
Actual homosexual holy shit, you want my cum in your mouth too?
powdered dill actually goes great on salads
if russia could reduce dill to a fine powder they'd have won this war over a year ago, though
its also great in Chicken Salad
It's great with boiled potatoes
Creamy dill sauce with chicken and pasta is fricking great.
Dill mustard sauce with smoked salmon be bussin fr fr no cap.
Non White hands wrote this. Dill is a excellent herb/spice a class below the top like garlic but still amazing.
you should be beaten, held down and waterboarded with dill-infused wienertail
I am currently eating a heavily dill pickled burger just to spite yu
actually I was already doing it because I was hungry
but now I'm doing it aggressively while pushing my psychic energy towards you in the hopes your psychic energy is forced to smell it
This is now a culinary herb thread, and rosemary will remain the perpetual king of all herbs
>Get dill flavored cheese
>tastes like nothing
>Literally just nothing
I had good comte and some other stuff but cheddar feels like the king for how much bite and flavor it has. Well that and goat cheese
Do you smoke?
Nope. I think it was just a really shoddy cut of cheese or I didn't obey the "wait 90 minutes for it to reach room temp". I forget what kind of cheese it was past dill seasoning. Do you have any cheeses to recommend? Because this is clearly /k/ for cheese.
White stilton
Stick to cheddars, can't go wrong
>not adding dill to his sour cream vareniky dip
NGMI
Dill is friend, not food.
What the frick is dill? I've never encountered it
Where the frick do you live?
Disgusting brownoid
Get a salmon. Brush a pan with olive oil. Lay the salmon skin-side-down. Sprinkle it it with salt and pepper, then fresh dill, minced garlic cloves, lemon wedges, and dried cranberries. Then make a mix of equal parts honey, balsamic vinegar, oyster sauce, and olive oil. Oven to 400 degrees. Baste it with the mix once, bake it 10 minutes, baste it again, then give it another 10 minutes. Made the recipe myself. Dill is the fricking shit bro.
basil and oregano gang rise up. frick ginger apologists.
The gherkin is in the ass! The cucmber is tickling the prostate!
Eyebrow is raised!
ass status?
Ass is in the ass, everyone knows everything, the genitals are at work in the region.
Asses within asses await.
The ass is in the ass, the gloves are being angle-ground off, and everybody will find their eyebrows
I'm assuming this is satire of some sort, but it's really getting hard to tell
Why doesn't anyone ever draw Samus as buff as she's supposed to be. She's a 6'5 warrior woman with alien DNA fuzed into her own, she's not a runway model.
because hyper muscle women fetishes are relatively uncommon by weird fetish standards
>because hyper muscle women fetishes are relatively uncommon by weird fetish standards
There's work to be done.
I'm with you but she needs to have parts of her power armor conveniently missing (boot/calves, pelvis area, chest, and forearms) while still wearing the helmet.
This anon fricking gets it.
I'm pretty sure canonically her mass came from the Chozo genes in her.
How do we crowdfund this into a thing?
I repect your taste my man, but I'm a full armor enjoyer myself.
Ah, a full-Mjolnir Spartan III waifu enjoyer, I see. Peak taste, all around for sure.
>6'3"
>198 lbs
Samus is unironically a female Primarch, holy shit.
this art and stats were done by Americans, they were later recanted by several japs who made the game, the 6,3 stature is meant to be with the suit on. No idea if the weight is too, but one can hope it's not.
The power suit is some space age featherweight shit though, so who knows.
>this art and stats were done by Americans, they were later recanted by several japs who made the game
Damn I didn't know that. Mildly disappointed but not surprised the Japs were unamused with American big-girl sensibilities.
but I'd rather her look skinny if you see how some of those homosexual twitter artists draw her.
Why do I feel like "big" Samus on Twitter isn't *muscular*? Tell me it's not that bad man.
>Why do I feel like "big" Samus on Twitter isn't *muscular*? Tell me it's not that bad man.
>Damn I didn't know that. Mildly disappointed but not surprised the Japs were unamused with American big-girl sensibilities.
It's less that and more they like hot blonde women and what's his face who made Metroid died in a car crash leaving the other guy to reign everything in.
>Why do I feel like "big" Samus on Twitter isn't *muscular*? Tell me it's not that bad man.
Oh, no, I LOVE thicc and chubby Samus, they do shit like
>make her black
>make her have vitiligo
>make her have missing limbs
>give her horrible burns
>make her have no boobs
>make her a man
>give her ugly facial features
>combinations of most of these things
>thicc and chubby Samus
Examples?
g/2575524/6db228508b/
You know why anon: because they are israelites, leftists who have been indoctrinated to think like israelites, and mudmen who imitate israeli thought for status. Anything healthy, normal, ideal, or especially white is bad.
Muscular Tomboy Samus(i can still crush her and that is fun in its own way) is adhering to a physical ideal of health and fitness and is thus evil in their eyes.
Swimsuit Model samus is sexually idea and still represents healthy living and advertising herself for fricking and thus reproduction.
Thicc Samus is a chubby mom after 4 kids who has less time to keep herself in shape but still attractive and healthy enough to pop out more kids.
And she's blonde with blue/green eyes. They worship disease, failure, deformity, and the racially inferior. They think being a broken wreck and ugly is "genuine" in some way. You could make a girl missing a limb with a robot arm cute, Japs do it all the time but that's not why they do it, the missing limbs are the entire point not merely a character trait indicative of a warrior or something. They fear things which are superior to them and may one day simply decide to kill them for their impertinence and uselessness.
Also if you want slightly muscular samus just go to r34, jeez.
no they're not, the art is by benimaru itoh and the stats are originally taken from the metroid 2 manual
gunpei yokoi was just a producer and wasn't even working at nintendo any more when he died, fricking hell why is there so much misinformation and hearsay about metroid. the actual guy who created samus is hiroji kiyotake, he worked on the game basically solo for 10 or so months before the rest of the r&d1 team came on the project for the last 3 months to finish and polish it. sakamoto, who i assume is the 'other guy' you're talking about, is just an inafune/mikami taking credit (wasn't in a lead role until super) for a franchise while also running it into the ground. luckily he killed his own career in the process, but the damage is done.
>6'3'' is hyper tall amazon woman
In what 3rd world shithole are "tall" people this small?
Too many dyiel's that think a woman with a bit of muscle is too masculine. Truth be told, they're just unaware of their potential and instead cope by preferring weak, useless ladies.
homosexual.
Don't need the muscles when the **power**-armor does the job for you of lifting all those weights. Then the body will just be maxed around endurance and agility.
She's not 6 5, she's 6 or 6 2 in the suit, and her enhanced dna means she doesn't have to be huge, which is great for nip sensibilities. I draw her more build, but I'd rather her look skinny if you see how some of those homosexual twitter artists draw her.
Literally from the same artist
Almost a guarantee to be Incel Smegma Z.
Don't worry, the russians can't tell either.
My main fetish is to watch Samus Aran get drenched in cum while wearing her armor. God what I would give for me rubbing my dick on her visor until busting all over her cute helmet.
>The metroid prime windshield wiper laser has to zap the cum away
No. She loves it. Frick, can you imagine her going on a shooting spree while still glazed in spunk? What a bawd.
This was one of the Telegram copes with sardonic fanfic when Balakleiya collapsed at the beginning of the Kharkiv offensive last year. I think the author was making fun of the pro-RF accounts that kept insisting that the AFU hadn't taken the city and were repulsed with 85% casualties or some bullshit.
the dill is in the ass and everyone understands hand-to-hand combat
So that confirms 500+ dead VDV for three ukies having suffered stubbed toes and a dislocated shoulder.
Russia has already lost.
There is no hope for ziggers against civilized, white humanity.
>Balakleya
Wut, how old is that post?
There aren't even 20 VDV left.
There was a shitload of them that fled from Kherson
Do Russians actually believe this shit? I don't doubt they believe in the overall supremacy of their own military, but who the frick reads something like this and seriously believes that's how it went down? Last I checked, the Russian model depends on making people listless and apathetic. They know their government isn't great, they just assume everyone and everywhere else is equally shit, so they don't really raise an eyebrow when the air force bombs its own people. But thinking the VDV can kill hundreds of people bare-handed in a war where both sides are shooting each other?
Russians no, vatniks yes.
And since real Russians are less than 20% of the population of the "Russian" Federation, it doesn't matter what they believe anymore.
Everyone knows everything
We have raised the eyebrow.
It is now understood.
The dill remains defeated.
Imagine having to shill on a Saturday
Which part is the hand?
i fricking love plants in the umbellifer family guys
some of them are delicious sweet roots or nice aromatic leaves and others stop your heart or breathing within hours or turn your skin into a UV-powered cell death machine that creates giant blisters.
400 is Russian code for killed or wounded, can't remember which, it probably means the VDV killed/wounded some in hand to hand combat, rather than 400 killed.
You're thinking of 200 and 300.
>hand to hand combat
Was Seagal among the VDV?
looking ashy there steve, clean it up
Why are his hands so fricking big
The wienererel comes out of his nest deep into the lair of the Russian bear, but soon the anus will clench and everyone will know))
why do the autotranslate apps make the text catty wompus?
Thats ghost of Kyiv levels of never happened.
>There are only 20 of us left and there's no chance of surviving
>But somehow we're still winning
>hand to hand combat
That's how men fight!
We need international laws to bring back honor to wars. A fair fight to the death between naked men. That's how conflicts are settled. No cowardly hiding in the air, in armored safe spaces or in bunkers 100km away like b***hes. Ban artillery, ban tanks, ban missiles, ban guns. Ban it all! Those who violate the laws of war are to be glassed by all members of the international community.
Why didn’t they hide the mastectomy scars with photoshop?
I absolutely guarantee if you saw some homosexual you adore getting bloodchoked to death five seconds into a fight you would be b***hing about how unfair it is. The fact is the winner is the one who is best at killing the other. There is absolutely no honor in any of it, you use the best tools available to kill the other guy.
So basically VDV got fricked, ran away and are now claiming they were totally fighting a million Ukrainians and killing hundreds in hand to hand combat before being forced to withdraw.
LMAO. Anyone wanna bet wether these clowns ever even saw a ukrainian soldier?
There is no panic at Balakleya.
the ass is coming off
translation: The enemy contuniues his cowardly advance
SO this is the situation the crests were 20,000 and our gutys heros remember their ass was in the ass. 1,000,000 of the crest with bayonets and the girkin clenched. The ass is in the ass with doing ass to ass with ass like an ass.
>dill defenders and muscular samus fans in the same thread
Is it BASED in here or is it just me?
in hand to hand combat
Were they personally trained by Putin in his deadly judo style?
No, Steven Seagal showed them the forbidden martial arts he's been perfecting for decades.
Is this shitposting cause a 20km wide front saw all defenders completely wiped out?
crests have already known what it is like to be clenched when riding deep. none can take it deeper and still clench hard enough to bite like russia. glory to the heroes.
I remember Tempo-Tempo from Kharkiv and all the amazing vatnik cope. It started on september 9th, 2022. Good times.
here is more-less coherent translation
Real translation
>Our dudes ran out of ammo and are about to be overrun
>They might have gotten some kills but we have no clue because they are drunk and can't count past three
>But plz remember them as heroes
Grim shit.
I'd assume that this was pre-cope before inevitable retreats ("W-well, our guys had to retreat, there were a bajillion Ukrops b-but at least they inflicted enemy casualties equal to 20x their own number using their unbeatable Krav Maga") but the figures are too moronic for even vatniks. So is this someone taking the piss and mocking R*ssian propaganda? Which Telegram channel is this from?
May we see it?