>zombie apocalypse going on around them
>have time to be gay and have gay romance
>normal people don't even have time for hetero sex
Seriously why would you first thing you think about when people are dying around you be gay sex? That's so unrealistic.
Anon, have sex.
>Have Gay sex
Everyone has plenty of time even to get education and shit, have you watched the series at all? The zombie apocalypse has been going on for decades at that point
being this ugly should be illegal.
2 of the ugliest actors in Hollywood. The monkey was ugly in Euphoria too which is impressive because that entire cast is ghastly
Lexie was cute
It's not that I ever really cared about the games or the show, but even if I did, I couldn't watch this because the main actress is seriously very unpleasant to look at.
I know it's cruel to say but shit, she's disgustingly ugly. How the hell is this possible for a fucking actor?
This is how I felt with the first 5 episodes of House of Dragon. The actress was so fucking ugly and deformed looking. Distracting
Remember when you had to be good looking to be in Hollywood?
Monke a cute though what's wrong with your eyes?
The one from OP? Literally the ugliest creature ever put to a screen. Boyega level.
The good looking people have options now. Who wants to be casting couched by some flabby gentile and his weird always flaccid penis when you can be a streamer or insta model and make more money while getting more fame? Acting is for ugly women now.
>casting couched by some flabby gentile and his weird always flaccid penis
kek what kind of subversive fiction is this, Mordecai?
Reminder: sucking on a baby’s bleeding penis is a religious act in your satanic gaggle of goblins
Exactly my sentiments. Looks are important in movies, otherwise they'd be books.
post your face
Why didn’t you kys then?
Nobody on here complains about Tommy and Maria and they're having a mutt baby.
That's the ugliest couple Ive ever seen.
HAVE SEX CHUUUUUUUUDDDD!!!
You fucking bastards my dick ran away screaming thanks to this image now what do I do
ewwww wtf is that on my screen ewwww get it off get it offff lmaoo
>humanity's population dwindles to a handful
>everyone left is gay
Welp, sounds like it's already over. Imagine if the two-gays-growing-old-together story was a couple with a child instead, so much more compelling.
An apocalyptic setting is the worst possible kind of story to jam in gayry, doesn't even make sense.
It's hilarious to see the slippery slope in action. The original game had no explicit gay shit. In order to actually see two gays kissing, you had to pay extra for the DLC to see Ellie and the Black tap each other on the lips for one brief moment. And that's all it was. Yeah, it was already pozzed garbage. But at least it was minimal. Now you have this shit where it's not enough to just have gays present, they need to have gay banter and remind you constantly how gay they are. I wonder where the "it's a show for children" shitposters are now. Maybe in another capeshit thread pretending they don't watch capeshit.
>The original game had no explicit gay shit.
lol what is this cope? Do you not remember frank?
Oh shit, I'm sorry. Did Frank have an excplicit gay buttsex scene in the first game? I don't remember that.
Why is every actor on the show ugly?
Beauty is antisemitic.
Because it appeals more to women when they see uglier versions of themselves on screen, but they still demand attractive male characters because they're women. Women are the number of enemy of women
They're just so fucking ugly.
absolutely disgusting girls just like real lesbians
Imagine those two qweefing, stinky slags smashing uglies, imagine the pungence.
The gay episode troll was stupendously masterclass. Watch anything after and you got baited and wasted. Might as well speak with a lemon lodged in the roof of yr gums. Fags.
>they moroned the already diverse character
Game Riley looked like a downscaled 40 year old lady with unrealistic acting, trying to act all cool and level-headed despite knowing she was done for. Pisses me off.
It doesn't help that Riley also sounds like a 40 year old woman. Same shit with Sam sounding way too old for a 12 year old. It's like ND can't cast morons well enough.
ugliest set of lesbians on the silver screen
>normal people don't even have time for hetero sex
why would you assume that? just because things are shitty doesn't mean there is no down time
Imagine, for a moment, watching a contemporary tv show. You guys are the gay ones!
Don't imagine that your wife reads Jezebel, updates her social media on whim for strangers, reads agrees umbrella globalhomo, tickled pink by Biden agrees with the Pope and all of celebrities no matter the issue. Pro Choice her biggest concern, there's a diaper rash on her forehead. Waste not Want not. DOES NOT COMPUTE>
>game is shit
>adapt into a show
>show is shit
Imagine my shock
the zombies are scared of these 2 mongoloid mutts. literally ugliest things ever put on screen and they have decaying zombies in the same fucking show.
fuck you chud
>dude, if we cast Ellie hot and cast her girlfriend hot, they're gonna figure out we're pedophiles writing a wish fulfillment story about a middle-aged man exploring zombie apocalypse world with his fuckable daughterwife sidekick like we did in the game
>what if we cast everyone ugly? surely that'll throw them off the scent.
>GENIUS! PRINT IT!
realistically both of them would be housewives or bed wenches.
>why would you first thing you think about when people are dying around you be gay sex?
Because straight sex is quite challenging.
why was this episode so shit compared to the other gay flashback? It felt like an episode from a cw show.
>written by cuckman
wtf was he thinking?
I watched two dudes suck each other off in ukraine before getting blown up by a grenade drone. You're a fucking retard if you don't think people would take even more risks to bust a nut when they have nothing to lose.
Go talk to your parents and show them this thread so they can punish you.
Not him but someone posted a webm in a thread the other day. You don't really see much, just some dudes head bobbing before a nade falls and they drop
ah well, it's a fun image
damn they are ugly
these people are both so unbelievably ugly
Why are female hairlines so god damn bad these days? What do they put in the water??
It's probably all the aggressive brushing and pulling back of the hair since childhood.
they dedicated two full episodes to gay shenanigans. What a waste of time.
downie and moron-pitbull
There's something so insanely insincere and forced about an interracial lesbian relationship. I have never, NEVER seen that happen in my life anywhere outside this one particular show.
Of course the female character has to be a dyke it's a requirement in 2020+ but with a black? Why not make one of them trans and the other in a wheelchair while you're at it if you're already at this stage?
>he hasn't seen san junipero
it's just kids sharing a kiss, give me a fucking break
>give me a fucking break
I'll give your neck a fucking break, pedo-apologist.
what is wrong with you ...no seriously give me the list
NTA anon but he’s 100% correct.
A better question would be: name all your “diagnoses” that you brag to your fellow NPC chattel about?
>incels still mindbroken because 2 girls kissed for 1 second
>meanwhile in ep8 a pedo rapist and a cannibal who made some girl and her mother eat their dead father/husband for dinner and it's all good
Ah what a shocker, I didn't expect it at all.
the entire show is a woke shitshow
it was venison
Holy hell every picture I see of this show is like an exhibit of sideshow freaks. Whoever's in charge of casting here should be executed.
Makes sense, sex is all gays think about. Or is that only gay dudes?
>Wasting precious electricity for romance
Ellie is a sociopath. I want her to die.
the "zombie apocalypse" has been going for 20 years
everyone that's not an incel is having sex whenever possible, since they don't have internet or tv to entertain them anymore
but it looks like there's plenty of time to groom and rape girls while your village is starving, so what are you talking about
this is actually one of the more realistic aspects of this gay show
homosexuals are mentally ill and cannot stop thinking about sex or seeing things through their homosexual perspective
>gay guy doesn't talk about gay shit
>you have no idea he is gay and assume he's straight
>gay guy talks about gay shit
>OMG WHY ARE THESE GAYS ALWAYS BEING SO GAY!!!!
funny how that works
yea, and it's funny how prevalent the former are
>you're on PrepHole? you can't have an opinion!
t. no argument homosexual
>homosexuals are mentally ill and cannot stop thinking about sex or seeing things through their homosexual perspective
>cannot stop thinking about sex
>says an anon on PrepHole, aka the site that is known for shitposting, obsession and trolling while also this very thread was created to talk about sex for the 100th time a day and naturally he had to engage
lol, lmao even
Im glad you mentalist post here instead of interacting with people outside
safer that way.
>I never had sex therefore no one else should
Its saturday night bro, quit being a spergy retard and go outside
It's not "going on around them". They're living in a settled area. There's danger but they're not in the middle of a warzone or something. It's 25 years after the apocalypse, not during it.