Being Kim's daughter makes me think she'll grow up to be the North Korean version of a Valley Girl.
>"Daddy's a dictator. Those are the scariest kind of leader. Even Ye-jun, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter."
Okay that's great, but what the hell are you wearing? >"A dress."
Says who? >"Calvin Klein."
Naw. She'll wait patiently for KJU's heart to pop from carrying that fat ass of his. Then she'll move in with her coterie she's been secretly building for just this moment.
Interesting. Has they cut off Kim's sister? She surely has an authority to tell her nice to loose some weights
No wonder the average NORK is starving, the Kim's require a lot of food.
https://i.imgur.com/04wy09Y.jpg
Rude!
" slightly "
https://i.imgur.com/A6VnMWg.jpg
>YWN watch ICBM launches with your qt slightly overweight daughter
Why live?
They can be skinny if they want, they can get ozempic. They chose not to.
In Traditional Asian culture chubbiness is seen as a sign of prosperity and is a desirable feature, especially in leaders as it implies they are successful. Being skinny would harm their image and that of the Nation.
>implying the manchild who had a man shot with AA weapons because he fell asleep during a military parade wouldn’t have a meltdown if he felt he wasn’t being worshiped as hard as before by his serfs
It is, he works on civil improvements alot more than his predecessors. Two thinrds of the stuff they have been bragging about accomplishing lately are agriculture related.
https://i.imgur.com/ZdT7fca.jpg
>In Traditional Asian culture chubbiness is seen as a sign of prosperity and is a desirable feature
That's what I tried telling my wife but she wouldn't believe me
Serves you right for not having a trad Asian wife.
>In Traditional Asian culture chubbiness is seen as a sign of prosperity and is a desirable feature
That's what I tried telling my wife but she wouldn't believe me
>In Traditional Asian culture chubbiness is seen as a sign of prosperity and is a desirable feature
just like it was in "Traditional European culture", centuries ago
if you want to look at what is a culture's definition of beauty, go look at what their movie stars look like
Anon Korea was still "traditional asian" until the 50s pretty much. It's not like the west where tradition was getting progressively dropped for hundreds of years
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>Korea was still "traditional asian" until the 50s pretty much
open for debate, but regardless, it's not "traditional Asian" (Hofstede uses the term "Confucian") today and so it has limited applicability to a 12yo kid
That's the same in every pigshit impoverished shithole where eating a sustainable amount of calories is a challenge
In real developed nations, fatness is a sign of being lazy, stupid and lacking in any kind of class
That doesn't really answer it. Train based missiles I understand. You can have the train constantly going around the country as a second strike asset. But I don't see this thing driving farther than the parade ground.
>whats the use case of a missile on a truck you can drive as opposed to the same missile just rolling around on the concrete in a parking lot
what are you fricking moronic or something?
>while of course I know my daughter loves you very much, you understand I have to look out for her future. I need to know my little lamb will have someone who can love her AND look after her. we must be practical, ahaha >you see, when I was your age, I became leader of my own country. a small country of course, ahaha. but we do have our own little homegrown ICBMs >so, anon, I'd like to ask you... what are your career ambitions?
Man, imagine trying to win her Dad's acceptance when trying to date her. :-/
>Sir, these are the people who talked shit about you and your daughter on PrepHole, we have their IPs, social media history and parents credit ratings. Would you like us to have them assassinated or should we just infect their laptop with child porn then SWAT them with half a dozen AI fueled VPNs?
>that sheen of sweat >giant gut >smoker >numerous rumors of serious health issues and hospital stays
Our boy Kim isn't going to live past his 50's, is he?
Asian dictators tend to be chubby.
With good doctors he could go far...providing he doesn't make them disappear to do whatever he likes with his health.
They constantly have the best food put in front of them. They have to get fat to show grateful, its like a fat witchdoctor its a sign of transferred respect.
Diplomatic meetings must be fun, at 12yo she is already taller than her Dad who is a few inches taller than Putin. By the time she is 18 will tower over him like Putin was a particularly ugly and malnourished hobbit.
" slightly "
Rude!
No wonder the average NORK is starving, the Kim's require a lot of food.
Unironically have a nice day lmfao
do you think she could be bullied by putting photos of her through an AI that makes her lose weight then posting those AI edited photos online?
The world would not be prepared for the geopolitical consequences of accidentally leaving her alone with me in a room for 6 minutes
>6 fingers
must've spent too much time at dad's nuclear production facility
Accurate
she's fat
what the frick kim
Meh.
Where's the femdom one?
Would
>Imagine the succ
I imagine the cuisine of DPRK elites is probably pretty healthy, this guy must eat ALOT
That's a fat monkey who's had a face full of shovel
Being Kim's daughter makes me think she'll grow up to be the North Korean version of a Valley Girl.
>"Daddy's a dictator. Those are the scariest kind of leader. Even Ye-jun, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter."
Okay that's great, but what the hell are you wearing?
>"A dress."
Says who?
>"Calvin Klein."
NORK Valley girl sounds horrific.
apparently there are areas in china where girls speak with valley girl accents in broken english because thats the accent they are the most exposed to
Death valley girl with her own recreational re-education camp.
KJU's sister will snuff out his daughter King Richard III style.
KJU would have her beheaded for that.
Naw. She'll wait patiently for KJU's heart to pop from carrying that fat ass of his. Then she'll move in with her coterie she's been secretly building for just this moment.
They can be skinny if they want, they can get ozempic. They chose not to.
In Traditional Asian culture chubbiness is seen as a sign of prosperity and is a desirable feature, especially in leaders as it implies they are successful. Being skinny would harm their image and that of the Nation.
>implying that population opinion is relevant for the Big Pig III
>implying the manchild who had a man shot with AA weapons because he fell asleep during a military parade wouldn’t have a meltdown if he felt he wasn’t being worshiped as hard as before by his serfs
It is, he works on civil improvements alot more than his predecessors. Two thinrds of the stuff they have been bragging about accomplishing lately are agriculture related.
Serves you right for not having a trad Asian wife.
>In Traditional Asian culture chubbiness is seen as a sign of prosperity and is a desirable feature
That's what I tried telling my wife but she wouldn't believe me
>overweight
prepubescent baby fat I think
>In Traditional Asian culture chubbiness is seen as a sign of prosperity and is a desirable feature
just like it was in "Traditional European culture", centuries ago
if you want to look at what is a culture's definition of beauty, go look at what their movie stars look like
The way that kid always dresses all i can think is the Water Tribe from Last Air Bender but with atomic weapons.
Anon Korea was still "traditional asian" until the 50s pretty much. It's not like the west where tradition was getting progressively dropped for hundreds of years
>Korea was still "traditional asian" until the 50s pretty much
open for debate, but regardless, it's not "traditional Asian" (Hofstede uses the term "Confucian") today and so it has limited applicability to a 12yo kid
That's the same in every pigshit impoverished shithole where eating a sustainable amount of calories is a challenge
In real developed nations, fatness is a sign of being lazy, stupid and lacking in any kind of class
>someone bullies your daughter online
>take her outside and show her an ICBM launching
>tfw consequences will never be the same
So what is the turn radius on those trucks? What is their use case? I imagine there are few roads in the country they could conceivably drive on.
>What is their use case?
MAD
That doesn't really answer it. Train based missiles I understand. You can have the train constantly going around the country as a second strike asset. But I don't see this thing driving farther than the parade ground.
>What is their use case
>whats the use case of a missile on a truck you can drive as opposed to the same missile just rolling around on the concrete in a parking lot
what are you fricking moronic or something?
Drive where? Could you get it out of the city?
homie it's a truck you can drive it wherever
>homie
what is turn radius you turdie mouth breather
>I need a tight turn radius to drive on a straight highway
>build trugg
>trugg has no turn radius
>trugg stays in parking lot for all eternity
it's a sad story every time
Probably not much worse than your car, the front 4 axles and rear 3 axles are articulating. Rear steer is a hell of a drug.
Interesting. Has they cut off Kim's sister? She surely has an authority to tell her nice to loose some weights
>Don't ever call me a communist again!
Best take your daughter to work day since Himmler took pictures of him taking his daughter to a concentration camp.
>your qt slightly overweight daughter
Aw what the frick man face the wall
Its amazing how North Korea supplies half of the middle east's missle arsenal
Don't forget the entirety of Pakistan's nuclear delivery platforms.
I can feed her a bigger rocket
Man, imagine trying to win her Dad's acceptance when trying to date her. :-/
>while of course I know my daughter loves you very much, you understand I have to look out for her future. I need to know my little lamb will have someone who can love her AND look after her. we must be practical, ahaha
>you see, when I was your age, I became leader of my own country. a small country of course, ahaha. but we do have our own little homegrown ICBMs
>so, anon, I'd like to ask you... what are your career ambitions?
>Sir, these are the people who talked shit about you and your daughter on PrepHole, we have their IPs, social media history and parents credit ratings. Would you like us to have them assassinated or should we just infect their laptop with child porn then SWAT them with half a dozen AI fueled VPNs?
>All of human civilization ends in nuclear fire because Biden didn't honor Trumps pledge to have Barron Trump take Kim Ju-ae to her junior prom
I forgot he called one of his crotch goblins "Barron". What type of Harkonnen shit is that?
Baron Harkonnen's name was Vladimir. Baron is a feudal title, not a name.
>infect their laptop with child porn
anon...
>that sheen of sweat
>giant gut
>smoker
>numerous rumors of serious health issues and hospital stays
Our boy Kim isn't going to live past his 50's, is he?
Asian dictators tend to be chubby.
With good doctors he could go far...providing he doesn't make them disappear to do whatever he likes with his health.
I bet if Dennis Rodman asked, he could hit it, become part of the Kim royal family and shit.
The guy held her as a newborn baby, Kim would have him publicly executed if he tried anything.
maybe if Kim is a fan of Twilight and Rodman told him she imprinted on him...
I rather have his crazy sister as a new leader.
She has this smug look and it's definitely lawful evil.
imagine the punishments meted out when you're tied up in her bedroom hahaha haha
Behold. The face of the Woman of Scarlet. She who shall end this era.
Someone died so she ca be fat.
She killed millions... to save billions (of calories)
Imagine being the guy who bangs her first then you defect to South Korea
I hope they point the ICBMs straight at fricking BRAMPTON ONTARIO
>slightly overweight
They constantly have the best food put in front of them. They have to get fat to show grateful, its like a fat witchdoctor its a sign of transferred respect.
Why is she so tall? I don't think she will find a good match in NK like that, she needs a tall foreigner.
Diplomatic meetings must be fun, at 12yo she is already taller than her Dad who is a few inches taller than Putin. By the time she is 18 will tower over him like Putin was a particularly ugly and malnourished hobbit.
is she ashamed of her dr evil daddy
she's twelve, she doesn't know jack
that's about the age they start rebelling, she fantasizes about dating western capitalists to get back at her daddy
>Don't worry my daughter, I'll kill all thin people