You've made an effort to take your "big" friend out hiking with you at least once, right anon?
You've made an effort to take your "big" friend out hiking with you at least once, right anon?
You've made an effort to take your "big" friend out hiking with you at least once, right anon?
I don’t have any fat friends
I am the fat one. I'm also the one that guides my friends because none of them are PrepHole.
You are the fatty.
Are you me?
once... and only once.
>Had friend who isn't super fat but is quite unhealthy.
>He's on welfare and barely moves from the sofa.
>Decides he wants to go camping with me
>Tell him it ain't no walk in the park
>Insists he'll be alright
>Frick it, why not.
>We arrive, get out the car and start walking
>Wanted to take break about 30 meters away from the car.
>Spend 3 agonizing hours stopping, starting and moaning "Why can't we just set up camp here" "I'm hot" "My feet hurt"
>Fricker even struggled to set up his own tent, I had to do it for him.
Never again.
you knowingly set him up to fail, otherwise you would have taken him n a practice walk first.
>on welfare
>needs someone to set his tent up for him
kek
Yeah... when I read that back to myself I was thinking.
>On welfare
>Can't do shit
Poetry
>You've made an effort to take your "big" friend out hiking with you at least once, right anon?
Hell no. Frick fatties.
>Frick fatties.
No don't. The one time I did is how I broke my last bed.
lmao i had this happen too. never again m8, whole night was awful.
i really love /r/fatpeoehate
>Frick fatties.
I intend to
I enjoy large mommy milker booba, but this is just a disgusting fatty.
My favorite thing about fat b***hes is when you go out and do stuff together all day like hiking or shopping. And when you get home you get to smell that dirty c**t and those smelly armpits and it turns me on
You need therapy.
>sweaty booba
>sweaty pits
>stinky bush
nothing more primal m8 m8
Goofy b***h
Which one? The fat one or the one that always has her nips on display in all her videos?
they are both fat though
But only one of those pigs dresses like a prostitute
post videos
Right one is Miranda in the Wild. She's waifu material. In all honesty she's a decent youtuber, and despite being paid by REI she doesn't shill much and her videos are generally relatively comfy.
>She's waifu material
no
Yes.
>Sense of humor, enjoys adventure and trying new things, humble, supportive, cute, wears braids
I usually like slender women, but something about Miranda is really great.
Lmao fricking simp, get a hold of yourself.
no
>doesn't actually know anything about PrepHole (watch any video, she can't figure out backpack shoulder straps)
>pudgy
>makes videos because she has attention issues
>derpy (ultralight video/any time she talks about stoves)
>weird obsession with pooping???
>her nipples are always out, doesn't know how to dress even though she's an adult
I guess other than that she's cool right?
>I guess other than that she's cool right?
Yes.
Okay.
no
>weird obsession with pooping???
What are some examples of her saying stuff about pooping?
Just so I know what all the hub bub is about. Haha
>her nipples are always out, doesn't know how to dress even though she's an adult
Are you a woman? This sounds like an especially catty and feminine complaint to have toward a woman.
>her nipples are always out
This is a problem for you?
She looks like she’s 60, and a chugger
I wouldn't mind if she chugged my semen.
>weird obsession with pooping???
QUEEN
I don't have friends. Besides my parents and sibling, nobody cares whether I live or die whenever I go out. The only way I can get laid is by either faking a normal life long enough to get a girl in bed or by prostitute. The few times I talk with my employers or colleagues, I tell them tall tales of my outings with buddies into the mountains or forests, long nights by a bonfire, night skies filled with diamond-bright stars. Truth is I've spent all those nights alone, and usually spend entire months alone when I'm not at work. My family knows I'm a friendless loser who can go days without talking to someone.
I’m proud of you buddy
Thanks friend.
I fricking hate everyone besides maybe 5 people in my life. I just want to live in peace and quiet, and frick a prostitute every once in a while
You’re not alone brother.
>omw to Mexico/AZ border tomorrow to spend the weekend fishing for catfish, and fricking prostitutes.
At least you've got the peace and solace of being out. It's a good ending.
Do see if you can meet some PrepHoleists IRL though. I did and now they're some of my best bros.
How did you meet your new PrepHole friends?
You seem better than just about everyone I know.
He desperately wants to think that, doesn't he.
>either faking a normal life long enough to get a girl in bed or by prostitute
i too have faked normie status and got laid via tinder but eventually they find out im an autist incel weirdo (getting laid doesn't fix this if you didn't fix it when younger) i also know the feeling of being alone and saying you weren't. we are still gonna make it lad, somehow
you sound cool to me man. id be your pal. frick those guys
Hot take. They're both fat
This is correct.
I would still frick both hard. Chubsy on the left probably has a soaking wet pussy, and braids on the right looks like she's into anal.
Yeah a soaking wet pussy that stinks like midday shrimp and anal resulting in poopdick
Yep, I have one friend who is a little chubby and very unhealthy and I took him on a hike in the mountains that had one too many steep inclines then he would've liked, still he enjoyed himself which was good. So many morons on this board, they don't want fatties to go PrepHole (which is exercise) and then will shit on them for being so fat, like moron you are prohibiting them from getting active in the first place.
I think girl on the right is more of an optical illusion, she has decent sized breasts and hips which proportion her body
Once. It was pathetic. This fricking richgay goes out and buys about $6-700 of shit from REI to go on a 12 mile round trip with me. I hear for days leading up to the hike how he wants to meet a chick on the trail. Last 3 miles a chick starts hitting on him, and he throws a fit to her about how hard this is and how tired he is and just wants to go home. Then we leave and he complains that she had tattoos and was too forward. Like shut the frick up and I never want to hear your bullshit again.
That describes the average poster on nu-/out/. Your friend doesn't post here does he?
$600 of shit from REI is... richgay territory?
uh, how poor are you?
>$600 of shit from REI is... richgay territory?
Well, for a 12 mile hike, it is.
Oddly specific but you also sound mega poor
>Oddly specific but you also sound mega poor
Do you think calling people poor on the internet is like calling israelites "jew"?
I might be poor, yet am smart enough to not spend $600 on shit I'll use once on a 12 mile hike.
>mega poor
More of a mega milk kinda guy, anon.
Don't you worry my frend.
This guy larping and coping he's rich just because he can spend 600$ on gear. Yet he probably can't even get a pussy.
I'd make you give me your life savings via monero if I met you on the trails
>b b but I carry
try to draw when drawn on.
if nothing else. you'd make a few pies.
What cuckold fantasy are you rambling about?
yeah true, spending $600 just for a 12 mile hike is a bit silly. still it's not like he threw it in the trash after one use? what did he buy then, all useless flashy stuff?
Don't mind the morona Anon, it was clear what you meant.
>Rich
>autistic
>hates women with tattoos
Yeah I’m thinking based
Eliot is that you?
>chick starts hitting on him
Fricker got lucky and threw it away just like that
>complains that she had tattoos and was too forward
absolutely tragic. forward chicks with tattoos are usually pretty frickin fun.
>the american based-on blocking traffic.
theres different tiers of american. rei core weekend warriors, cargays, hunters/fishers, and then crazy outdoorsmen. everyone but cargays are cool in my book.
If you drop 7 bills at REI girls will just come up to you in the woods to try to f you??
No, they'll think you're attracted to men instead.
A complete camp for bums can be made for well under $100. Just for a burn barrel, tarps, rope, gadgets and food for the first few days.
wtf i'm also rich autistic and hate women
>complains that she had tattoos
true PrepHoleizen
Yo no quiero hamplanet
She's kinda dumpy looking
I’m certain that the number of overweight people is much higher than reported. I pass by a high school on my way home everyday, and it’s got to be 50%. And people just get fatter as they age.
>I’m certain that the number of overweight people is much higher than reported. I pass by a high school on my way home everyday, and it’s got to be 50%. And people just get fatter as they age.
Americans drive everywhere, even down the block; they constantly consume fast food, snack food, and convenience food; they sit in air-conditioned cubicles all day long (or, if not, are considered failures); at home, they sit inside all evening, play on their phones, and watch streaming services.
BEHOLD! Americans enjoying nature! Everything I just described is in each of those cars: shit food, AC, and smartphones.
Overweight is close to 70% of the US popultation.
I don't have fat friends
I’ve taken chubby girls outdoors a couple times, but it’s always been because they were “chubby” but not “fat,” still hot, and if I had plans on sleeping with them.
In which case, having them come over, setting out from my place for a strenuous day hike, and coming back works amazingly.
You get them out somewhere beautiful that they might not normally see, they feel super capable and end up fawning over you for it, and when you get back, since they’ve obviously worked up a sweat, you can easily lead in with “I’m gonna get in the shower… want to join?”
Thinking back over my life, the best sex I’ve ever had has always been with a slightly pudgy girl who I’ve taken hiking or kayaking. 11/10 would recommend.
Slightly chubby girls are the best. Still attractive, yet possess just enough self hate to do something completely irrational like sleep with me. And they do way more stuff. Deep down they know they have to out perform their skinny, hotter friends.
They're like the injured gazelle. They can't run quite as fast so it's easier to catch them.
Curvy, slightly chubby, girls are the best. I don't know if it's their having more girth to handle, my lust, or their self-hate, or a combination of all, but curvy/chubby girls are the best lays besides super athletic, fit and tight girls. Those are really the best, but try to find a slightly chubby, curvy girl that you "gel" with and you will have a good time. Get over the whole, "she's not a supermodel, I can't frick her" mentality, accept she's probably going to be trashy, and just pump her as many times as you can before dumping her when she suddenly asks for more. Don't, DO NOT, get her pregnant.
Spoken like a man who has never fricked an athlete.
Railing tight bodied gym bunnies is a special kind of fun.
YWNBAW
Women shouldn't dress like prostitutes. Go away zoomer.
>YWNBAW
Correct, I am male and have a penis so that makes me a man.
>Women shouldn't dress like prostitutes.
I agree, but a faint outline of a nipple isn't that and the complaint sounds like one from a jealous woman.
Again, YWNBAW. Women shouldn't dress like prostitutes. Go away zoomer.
>Again, YWNBAW.
Good thing I'm not trying to be one.
I don't know. You sure spend a lot of time obsessing over women's opinions and how they think. Either you're some gay-thing or you're a troony. Neither one is a good outcome.
>go on long, strenuous hike with woman
>return home, too tired to really do anything except shower and collapse
>have wild animal sex in the morning
It's good living, I've got to admit.
I'm fat and have like 1 friend that doesn't go PrepHole. No one will hike with me, I don't complain or anything, I will just walk a little slow and will need to take a few extra water breaks. pic rel, it's me hiking yesterday.
I think I remember you from other threads. Keep it going mate, you're doing great.
Thanks fren
You fricking chad. Godspeed anon.
Try a hiking meetup if it doesn’t work out Frick it go it alone.
I'm glad you've kept it up anon, keep going PrepHole
Glad you made it out of the piano room bro. Godspeed
way to go my guy, look for some hiking groups in your area
Thanks!
That is a chest rig where I keep my gun, mini med kit, gps and other small items
You don't look fat.. And why are you carrying your backpack like that? Isn't like forest creatures will open your backpack and steal your stuff meanwhile you are walking.
>You don't look fat
Anon... how fat are YOU?
based Jonah Hill posting on PrepHole
i knew you were alright
Piano room dude? keep it up, mang.
At least now you're using all your gear.
Would with both.
I'm the fat friend, and I pretty much go hiking by myself. I don't want my friends feeling like they need to stop and wait for me because I'm slower. Have a gym membership and am working on the weight, but still don't want to make my friends have less fun just because I can't keep up as well. We do camp and shit together, but as for hiking, I would rather do that alone right now.
Idk, hiking with a fatty every now and then is nice because you don’t feel the need to push yourself since you’re waiting on them and their breaks.
Because I am the big friend, and I am more PrepHole then the rest of my friends already.
I don't have friends and even if I did I am sure I would vastly prefer hiking alone still.
I absolutely love it when tourists buy expensive gear. It's fricking great.
One of my friends owns a fishing shop, for example. During the pandemic lockdown, all sorts of families got their mailbox money, rolled up to the shop, bought an expensive kayak and a bunch of fishing gear, then went outside for the first time in their lives—and a significant percentage of them promptly dropped their gear into a lake/river.
It's from him that I also learned there's such a thing as "paddling classes," because he teaches one. I grew up paddling canoes around lakes from a single-digit age, and I didn't realize that people couldn't figure out how to paddle a boat just by giving it a try.
If people with more money than sense want to buy $10,000 worth of backpacking gear to be used four or five times total, well, someone with less money will eventually get it for a steal during a yard sale, estate sale, on Craigslist, etc.
Also, yuppiebux help fuel this industry for everyone else. For some serious PrepHoledoorsmen, expensive-add gear is a good investment, because they'll get plenty of use out of it and bang for their buck. A $5,000 setup is a great investment if you use it for a decade or so and for hundreds or thousands of miles of backpacking, for example.
Kek reminds me of the first time I went fishing. I didn't attach the reel to the rod securely enough so the first time I cast it went flying into the water and I had to go in for it (maybe 5 ft deep).
I AM the big friend. Need to find places to actually go. Being in DFW sucks for going PrepHole.
You are in PrepHole purgatory. Go to Sam Houston National Forest or drive 5/6 hours up to the Ouachitas
>Being in DFW sucks
i hit Corinth Community Park on my mountain bike this morning. Very nice spot
just left that hellhole for WA. the nature here is phenomenal
wow a transplant to washington who might not be a card carrying communist. frick off we're full. just kidding. don't neglect the parts of the state you don't live around for PrepHole, washington is the only state in the country containing every kind of biome on earth. every part of the state is very different and equally basado.
No, stop being a 'tard.
>"big" friend
She's my wife and yes, we hike every week.
of course
...did he died...?
nah he's just a drunkard and unfit
steve wallis should take advantage of his e-fame and 1million+ subscribers to hit on that miranda bawd
No. He would just fake an injury to hide how unfit he is. He used to do it all the time when playing football and rugby.
>that guy who flies into fits of rage and teenager tier rants the second anything goes slightly wrong outdoors
I don't even know why they go out. They clearly aren't having a good time.
Frick fatties. Any excess fat instantly paints you as a lazy bastard imo
I don't associate with fat >people
Don't think you associate with many people IRL.
I don't have any "big" friends. I used to, back in the day, but then we got him into powerlifting and hiking and now he's just fuarkn massive brah. Looks thick, solid, tight.
>into powerlifting
Aah, so you’re all the fat friends together
>Have one really fat guy in the group
>Usually the one that picks the place and is the most hyped about it
>"Oh man nature is the best I wish I lived in da mountains frick the city frick civilization" and the likes
>Spends the entire day on reddit and Amazon and lighterpack and god knows what looking for ultralight shit and stuff he will NEVER use
>"I bought these titanium pegs for a steal they weight absolutely nothing!"
>Dude how about doing some exercise instead of trying to shave off 0.1 grams off your pack
>"Nah I'm good this one is going to be easy"
>Fricking stalls for hours at the slightest sign of a light 100m ascent
>"My feet hurts"
>"Why is this so difficult"
>"I hate climbs"
>"I feel sick"
>"I can't do it"
>"You guys are so lucky how can you do this"
>"Let's pick one without ascents next time"
>Dude you were the one that picked it, wanna rest some more?
>"No go on without me"
>Yeah sure let's leave you in the middle of fricking nowhere and unable to move
EVERY. FRICKING. TIME.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
>>Yeah sure let's leave you in the middle of fricking nowhere and unable to move
i wish i had a chubby gf to take PrepHole
I am the fat one
I am the fat one, and I don't have more than 1 friend I see that still lives near me. He goes PrepHole but its with his family and they take a camper with them, frick that.
Been hiking trails for about 5 years, more seriously the last 2 and I can keep up an average pace finally without stopping for breaks for 5 miles.
Thankfully I live in an area with a shit ton of trails and lots of interesting terrain.
My only rule for taking anyone out hiking, camping, whatever, is that they are realistic about what they are capable of. Don't lie and say you're good for the weather if you have a bag you've never tried before it gets freezing out. Don't tell me you can handle 20mi if you've never walked it. If you're honest and know you're stepping outside of your comfort zone, that's fine. I will put effort into making sure we have a back up plan and can constructively push boundaries. If you're not much of a hiker but you want company for a day, I'm there. I like enjoying the outdoors, I like enjoying it with people. I like showing folks in the age of smartphones and remote jobs that you don't have to be a hardcore hunter or hiker or whatever type to appreciate the outdoors.
NGL you sound kinda homosexual and inexperienced.
NGL you sound pretty awesome anon.
I don't want compliments from you.
Stop negging me and ask me PrepHole already.
Why wife is fat and she hikes more than I do.
I'm not fat, but two rounds of covid left me weak. Oh well. I'm not much of a hiker, just a day hunter.
I'll be sleeping at home in my bed tonight and every night.
Jesus christ do you think that hamplanet lost any weight hiking
>made effort to include big GF in out
>she said she wanted to lose 50 lbs
>asked me to push her because weak willed
>push her by requesting maximal effort on climb for 10 seconds
>her crying is atrocious, now I am enemy
>she forgets her request
>realize we will never be out together
>loneliness
>breaking up now
She could be PrepHole with you if she was willing to put in effort, comit and try, you could take that as forshadowing if you want. Just remember anon, you are not the bad guy or the problem.
The real problem is that you just aren't going to find women that want to do those things.
i see women out all the time
in fact
when i did a 20 mile loop in new hampshire i ssaw more women than men.
im not interested in bushcrafting / hunting with woman, I am interested in going on awesome hikes to viewpoints with whole family after making babies. and if she cant walk uphill for an hour now she definitely wont later. There is a serious value and sense of self worth and accomplishment i want to give my children. being physically incapable is not compatible with this idea.
Once, a about 400lb+ dude he insists he loves the woods and will go inna woods oneday. He buys quality gear as well but does not care or maintenance for it.
There were 3 of us. We car camped not 20 feet from the site.
He couldn't set up his tent, did not work around the campsite. He just sat at the picnic table drinking and moaning how his back, feet, and legs hurt. Did nothing but b***h and tell us to get more firewood or get something of his for him. (We didn't). Learned my lesson and never again.
THIS IS MY FATTIE GOSH DARN!
>fingerless gloves
Is she a weeb?
my friend's nanny is overweight but young with a cute face. I'm going to take her hiking
of course.
basically doubles my provisions in case we get lost.
Where do I get a fat gf
I've been wondering the same thing for a while, friend.
The big and tall section of the gf store. It's usually toward the back.
Ask black man
Oh nah y'all outta pocket
Why? Fat people are completely useless.
Fat people can be useful for campfire cookouts. For hiking I prefer super PrepHole people like myself
>Can't cook (that's why they're fat)
>Eats all the food
>Doesn't do the work
>Slows everyone down
>Totally dependent on others
At what point do they become helpful?
>>Can't cook (that's why they're fat)
Don't be friends with trashy fat people. People who are fat because they can cook/love to eat good food are the frickin' best at cooking. Get a fat Greek friend or something.
Bear attacks.
I am the big friend that gets taken hiking.
Why do they bring you?
If I'm not fat, but overheat really easily, is there any hope at getting better? It's not like I can lose metabolism like people lose weight, my body is just a goddamn furnace at all times. I can do hikes in fall/winter, but not summer or late spring.
You sound fat
This is going to sound like a meme, but taking a cold shower every morning (all the way cold, not lukewarm) can help with that. I used to have a huge problem with being quick to sweat and getting too hot and after taking cold showers every morning for a while I started to be a lot more resilient to extreme temperatures, both hot and cold.
Not hiking but cycling. He wanted to go the same boring route every time but I thought to myself "It'll get better, it'll be worth it."
Pretty soon he started coming up with excuses not to go. Asked him a couple times but always the same shit so I stopped. Then he brought it up again after a while but on the day we wanted to go he was ""busy"" again. If he prefers feeling like shit all the time, so be it. Sometimes you just have to let go.
Of course, someone has to feed the bears and dropcats
Dropbears* and cats
I am chubby and I hike alone. I'd rather go at my own speed, I've been hiking with a more fit person and felt like I was slowing them down. I normally go to Sam Houston, Big Thicket, and Big Bend.
I am the big friend, being both taller, and heavier. But that's less me being fat, and more my friends being shorter and taking all their workout advice from women.
So generally, what happens is I end up carrying all the extra group stuff, like tents, kerosene, water supplies, kitchenware, and food.
>get friends to come hiking
>one chubby guy and one girl who looks malnourished, both nerds
>weebs with cosplays and anime figurines, very indoorsy and don't work out
>take them to hike up a small mountain
>guy volunteers to use his car (they are both dating)
>agree to leave at 8AM, be there at 10
>they show up to our meetup 2 hours late, we get to the place at 12
>not enough time to do the hike we planned, end up doing a 3 mile loop in 3 hours and hanging out until the park closed
>girl trips over a rock in a stream and almost snaps her leg, walks the rest of the way with a limp
Still had a good time, better views than I expected and talked to boomers on trail. Given up on getting either of them outside and halfway given up on them as friends entirely.
Fat people are all useless, and they should be rounded up and boiled down for soap.
>claims fat people are useless
>names a use for fat people
>be gigafat 150kg
>want to go PrepHole
>too scared because there's people there
>i just know they're judging me and hating me
>this sends me into a feedback loop of not going out
bros...
Count calories, or just go PrepHole. No one cares nearly as much as you think they do but that aside it's only awkward for the first week of trying a new thing. Just do it dummy
just replace fatty and sugary food
oatmeal instead of bread, self-made popcorn without grease instead of greasy fries, that kind of thing
is not really that bad
I use liquorice teas to satisfy my sweet tooth
went from 94kg to 70kg without any struggle
if you want to lose some weight before you PrepHole start walking anywhere you would normally drive under 3 miles.
buy a bicycle and extend it to 5 miles.
fix your diet too you have to do both not one or the other.
the hardest part is the first few months, you'll have low energy levels and probably shit motivation but if you get over this your body gets used to not being a fatass and you'll have more energy than you've probably felt in 10+yrs.
t. lost 140lbs from when i was a teen kept it off my whole life
i am the big friend and i hike more than any of my "fit" friends.
fit or fat is irrelevant when most people are plain lazy and dont want to do anything thats even remotely uncomfortably.
one of 3 possibilities if you're big & hike a lot
>powerlifter-fat doesn't count
>you won't be fat for long
>you got way too much pfuas in your diet
No. I went with a group that had a fat girl and the hike took much longer than usual. We then went out to eat afterwards and she had a lot of unhealthy crap justifying it because she worked so hard (on a relatively easy hike). I know she's the type to use this as HAES proof that fat people can be in shape too
Shout out to the guy screaming at his fat hiking partner wh was trying to turn them back up on the saddle of "Mount" Washington last January. I slurped down peanut butter and honey packets and watched them, also fat.
>screaming at his fat hiking partner
What's the point? If you're stupid enough to take them along then that's your own fault.
Well, Spock, sometimes people get emotional and yell when they are really upset, even if it should have been obvious that their fat pussy friend was going to b***h out on the most heckin dangerous mountain in the East
That's not Katahdin you clutchboy.
Also a b***h hill tbh. I just...walked up that one too. Only difference is that I had to lie to a ranger about having a bunch of larp gear like I wasnt just walking up a little hill.
Tbh you sound b***hmade
The sound of seething. They're rocky hills
That don't make you any less b***hmade lmao.
No you're b***hmade lmfao, hill boy
>no u
Lame.
What set anon off?
Making fun of fats, making fun of tards, or making fun of memetains? The answer should tell us a lot
Making fun of fat people set him off, but we can only guess as to why...
You would think lardos would enjoy eastern winter "mountaineering"
>cold so they dont overheat
>the fat is an asset here for keeping warm
>get to eat like a fricking pig the whole time, especially if you camp
>get to act like an "elite" hiker or something because you did the dangerouserino thing the normals are afraid of
Isn't that how the girl on the right in OP's pic makes her money on YouTube?
I have no idea, why would I watch youtube about going outside?
is that from Skyrim?
>in America one of these lardos is considered the skinny friend
Kek
The one on the right, with the pudgy sloppy body from too much fast food, is considered the skinny one.
I'm technically the "big friend".
I'm a sedentary frick and my family wanted to go hiking to a nice mountain on the side of a lake.
Decided to go, because frick it, it'll be nice. Not even 20 minutes in my legs start to cramp up and ache, so I had to stop and wait for them at the start of the trail watching people pass by me while I sat there for at least two hours in windy and cold weather.
I got a lot of odd looks that day.
I AM the big friend. I'm so fat I can't hike more than 12km at a time. The sad part is the regular weight people I tried asking to hike with me are so physically unfit even my meager distances are too much for them.
i am the fat one but nobody wants to go on hikes with me, bunch of lazy fricks
I'm the big friend
I imagine on PrepHole they have similar threads
>You've made an effort to take your "smol" friend out dining with you at least once, right anon?
I wouldn't know, I don't go on lame boards.
I'm a short little gremlin person and my best friend is a human ladder built like a brick shithouse
Us together in a canoe is fricking hilarious looking, and him getting in is always the scary part, like putting a scared horse in with a weasel trying to keep the boat upright
The sex that you guys have together must be epic.
The thin one she should wash my car in a bikini
>The thin one
Huh? Where?
Went out with a big friend and the mosquitos chewed them up while ignoring me. It was like having a walking tiki torch.
10/10
Fatties are good in bear country too. They're slower and tastier than you.
I'm not out of shape but I like taking it slow, poking around, checking out plants, animals, camping, etc. I went PrepHole with a chick I know who is an avid thru hiker and it was the most miserable experience of my life. b***h would not stop for anything and would do so little to appreciate the scenery that I half-wondered why she didn't just walk on a treadmill instead.
Not necessarily fat friend, but unhealthy friend.
>Be us, group of friends
>We go to holiday in Austria.
>Some of us want to just relax, others also want to do physical activities
>See that there's a pretty neat mountain top nearby, but it's a 1800m ascend and it's 30+ degrees Celsius.
>no worry. We plan for it. Pack lunch the day before, skip drinking for a night and go to bed early.
>Me, friend and another female friend are ready leave for the hike.
>Unhealthy friend suddenly says he is coming along
>eh... wtf... he is on sneakers and has no proper lunch, but okay
>struggles from the very start.
>We've walked for about 40 minutes on a 5 hour trip. He decides to quit.
>Pfffew, thank god you decide that on your own, we were not sure how to tell you you aint gonna make it.
>He gets lost on the way back
Don't take unhealthy or fat people PrepHole they first need to lose weight and gain some basic stamina before they can be taken somewhere
I put on some pounds of muscle from weightlifting, so my stamina is shot. I like to hike a bit, hang out and rest up, hike a bit more etc.
I'm up for the journey, just at a slower pace.
My skinny friends all have crazy stamina. I'm talking hiking 12 miles in a snowstorm wearing light clothing. 4 miles through rough uncovered desert sun without a break.
I feel a bit bad asking to stop so frequently, so I've been scaling back strength training to have a more balanced physique
you didn't gain muscle you got fat, you stupid moron holy frick
i'm fat and also do weightlifting and even with a relatively shitty deadlift/squat, i am an animal on trail
>he fell for the weightlifting meme
Holy kek. I though PrepHoleists were smarter than this. Every big guy you've met in your life is a future fatty, remember that.
Gets b***hes though. Though nature vs. b***hes is a difficult choice sometimes
The only people that get big from lifting are Steroid users. Normal people just fill out their natural frame
They're both heffers
The b***h on the right has bigger biceps than me
*heifers
Done so a few times, every single time they walk 20ft behind me and huff and puff and wheeze and suffer in silence and won't admit they'd rather be doing literally anything else.