You've been working out, right? We need super soldiers for WW3 and the civil war

You've been working out, right anon?

We need super soldiers for WW3, the civil war, the holy war and the race war.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The military doesn't want roided up meatheads who require 6k calories/day, 2 gallons of water, and get winded walking up a flight of stairs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6k calories and 2 gallons of water won't be used by just existing.
      You are going to die

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      when i was in those guys were always the first to dehydrate, in Afghanistan my roid friend even needed a helo extract because his body couldn't endure the conditions lol
      also if a 250 pounds meat freak is wounded you need like 2-3 guys to carry their ass

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea getting to 250 lbs is honestly frickin moronic. Im 5’9 and plan to max out around 175 and just build strength from there. These dudes that gainsmaxx and just keep putting on mass are clowns

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >5'9"
          heh

          5'11" is tall yes it is by the way

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guy actually plans to stay in twink mode

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not disagreeing with your post but I'm calling you out for STOLEN VALOR

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6k calories and 2 gallons of water won't be used by just existing.
      You are going to die

      It does. Those guys are your special forces.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Theyre just heavy because theyre tall and muscular they dont look like the michellin man tho

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Special forces who do 5 day operations against countries that are 3 generations behind them in weapon technology.

        In a civil war he is fricked.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being 6'4" and pinning test is not the same as what these zoomers are doing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what are they doing?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trenbolone Acetate

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't he like 20 years old? c**t looks 35.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          also military special forces guys tend to be of average height and weight. like 160-200 5'5" to 6'1" max.
          bodyweight strength and cardio. not sure about roid use.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They do usd roids but not enormous cycles like this guy is doing. Can't remember the man's name but an aussie SAS guy wrote about special force cycles. They were small. Essentially testosterone replacement therapy level. 20-50mg per week sort of thing which assisted in knee and muscular recovery

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kek isnt sulek doing like a full gram a week or some insane shit?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not sure but clearly he is on something ridiculous. He's gone way beyond his skeletal maximum for muscle. Wouldn't surprise me if he was on a gram

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Special forces who do 5 day operations against countries that are 3 generations behind them in weapon technology.

        In a civil war he is fricked.

        Exactly. If you're a high-speed door-kicking operator you can focus on being swole because you're either driven or flown to the operation, then immediately driven or flown out of it.

        Actual frontline soldiers without constant access to motorized transit, who actually have to hold positions for weeks and months, need endurance more than anything.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is laughable. Special forces operators need endurance more than anything. They do a lot recon and too much muscle slows them down. Only high speed LEOs can afford to be huge.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Average army range is under 5'10" and <180lb

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big men don't belong in the army.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i sometimes wonder if this homosexual isnt a psyop to turn white morons into narcissistic vein buttholes and inject mystery drugs into themselves and eat 100 lbs of goyslop everyday, have you seen this fat homosexuals diet?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        watch out, some finnish social media addict is gonna call u a pin dick for this take kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Steak and eggs is goy slop now?

        Also steroids. I'm pretty sure they know what's in it.

        You don't even know whats in your Tylenol

  2. 3 months ago
    BANTU ARYAN

    Why do you think mma fighters are lean and not big and muscular like that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > whose Brock lesnar

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they have to last 25 minutes worth of wrestlefricking after making weight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weight training an striking are two different training regiments. The two don’t correlate well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron there are weight classes. Look up Francis Ngannou or Allister Overeem

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But those guys are naturally just big. They don’t train for body building. They train for striking.

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQOdP4R8ZQ&pp=ygUoR2VydmludGFlIGRhdmlzIHZzIHdpbGRlciBwdW5jaGluZyBwb2Vlcg%3D%3D

        Davis is 135 lbs
        Wilder is 185 lbs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's pretty sad that sam will likely die before 30

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't get digits so it isn't true

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sam will die an old man with a woman’s lips wrapped around his wiener

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    try fighting your own war, homosexual. Have fun in israelitekraine.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he the IRL Baki?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We need super soldiers for WW3

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey guys"
    >*wheeze*
    >"Just woke up and-"
    >*wheeze*
    >"Ready to start the day. Happy-"
    >*wheeze*
    >"23rd birthday to me"
    I'll stick to bodyweight, thanks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lifting weights is what makes you look like this and not injecting grams of gear for months at a time over the course of multiple years
      based moron. have fun staying small and weak

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bodyweight athletes are stronger than any weight lifter. That type of strength also carries over to real life. If they want to lift they can, but don't have to. Weight lifters have absolutely zero core strength, straight arm strength, or any functional strength for that matter. You can't even do ten full range of motion pushups, 5 dips, or a single pullup. They should call it a fat pulldown, not a lat pulldown. Sitting on your ass and letting the bench do half the work isn't a workout.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Bodyweight athletes are stronger than any weight lifter

          Said no one ever but this moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Having that much contractile tissue without having incredible cardiovascular genes necessarily puts a strain on your heart and lungs to pump oxygen to all of it. Unless you hit the genetic jackpot, Secretariat style, training for hypertrophy's sake beyond a certain point is stupid. Like you.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This homosexual actually got me out of a yearlong nogym rut after a bad injury. Im going so hard at the gym and getting fricking huge again. Feels great. I missed being strong. Also stopped smoking weed and beating my dick

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chinks are literally the best soldiers as they are small and require little calories and will eat bugs and dogs and pretty much everything. Roided freaks are the first to die

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally just jerked off three times in 15 minutes.
    My stamina is unmatched

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know it brother

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That dude looks like he could be snapped in half very easily

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        let me tell you how moronic you are. also you're about to be raped. you look like a woman. to me.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The muscle wastage from an active service role would frick him up. Imagine you're on the front lines and the supply line gets cut off and this homosexual tries to take your rations because he can't survive on an 800 calorie diet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf the rations are mostly Skittles and dry ass biscuits. He can have it.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TAS THE RICH
    CLASS WAR NOW

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I talk too much shit to stupid buttholes to not work out. Plus you know, theres a galaxy of n-words & criminals out there

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think this moron can run even a mile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does cardio regularly actually

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why does he always sound out of breath?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cause he films himself mid workout or post workout.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok moron, he's out of breath when he's making a bowl of cereal or just sitting & driving. I've never seen one video of this kid NOT out of breath.

            Joe Rogan listened to literally one second of him talking & said "Bro you can hear the steroids in his voice"

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing I'm curling is beers
    Don't worry OP I alternate between arms

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big target no stamina. If www3 looks like gay orgy Sam would ideal.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is this carrot top wannabe looking motherfricker popular with zoomers? guy has the most roid acne on the planet and it's fairly obvious his heart is going to explode in the next 5 years lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      while youre just one mere booster away from heart exploding

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We gonna like totally and heckin genocide every single country and state in america that isn't white and that's like a total fact biden won't do shit.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been fueling myself up on local business beef product and I can feel the power coursing through my thick protein shake enhanced veins

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 push ups for every post I make. Been here for 3 hours tonight. Also 40lbrs for other shit inbetween.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What war?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work out every day but I barely eat 1300 calories. I don't really care about getting big, I just do it because I'm basically living out my Oldboy fantasy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I work out every day but I barely eat 1300 calories.
      You must be tiny or cutting? You will be shedding weight on 1300 even if you are mostly sedentary.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just back from lifting
    >back squats
    >chest supported row
    >hammer curls
    >hip thrusters
    >leg curls
    >pushups
    >decline abdominal crunch
    Today's workout

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every other day, I do cardio on the other days and if I don't rest on the 7th day I do cardio again. Any soldier I've talked to has said that cardio is more important for modern war than sheer muscle. The day of the swole gigachad passed with the sword, skellies who can maneuver for hours on end win gunfights.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not both?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another thread full of morons who don't know the difference between myofibrillar and sarcoplasmic hypertrophy
    >morons still think pumping glycogen, water and shit in your muscles means you are strong
    >morons still think lifting heavy makes them strong
    >morons still think being a gym slave is good for them
    >morons literally think there will be 6000 calories worth of donuts and other carb slop on the front lines provided to them every day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool channel anon, will binge watch it.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lunge walks, Bear Crawls, Deadlifts, Cheat Curls and Over Head Presses are all you need for a functional super soldier.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bodybuilding won't do you any good.
    I remember some .. discovery channel? boot camp contest show.
    The bodybuilder guy couldn't do the cardio and had a heart attack and had to leave.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > The roided guy's heart fricked from the steroids.
      > What a shocker, said nobody.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The bodybuilder guy couldn't do the cardio
      Doesn't make any sense since bodybuilding unlike strength training is about cardiovascular endurance.
      I saw a competition one time that pitting strength trained guys vs bodybuilders. There was no real point watching since it's obvious who was gonna win. The bodybuilders have really good endurance for this stuff.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to add: the dude had a heart attack because of roids not bodybuilding.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only for short burst of intense exercise, not long term survival endurance like running Ultra races.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you ever see professional fighters into body building? The two trainings don’t correlate.

        One focuses on lifting heavy weights and the other focuses on striking with snapping power.

        Lifting heavy is heavy weight low reps. Striking is low weights high reps. The two are opposite sides of the spectrum.

        Striking is tendon, ligament, and skills (angle, speed and snap).

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Striking is tendon.

          Lol no, F = ma, also you are missing out on the point its mostly torque, which is to say rotational swinging motion, throwing a baseball/swinging a bat = striking fundies. Wrestlers train with heavy weights all the time strikers mainly train with lower weights.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hence why I said angle

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s all tendon and ligament strength. When you punch, you’re snapping back your punch l, as if your arms are a whip.

            You’re also snapping your hip forward with and body weight.

            Boxers don’t lift heavy.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              > Snapping your hip forward.

              Nope its a rotational pull back that turns your opposite (striking side) hip forward, stepping in also adds power through acceleration and momentum.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Body builders don't lift heavy weights though.
          If you can make 10+ reps with it it's not heavy.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All his gains disappear once the war starts and there's no more steroids

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    24/7. But I’m not fighting for anyone.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bodybuilders are defeated by climbing, hiking, marching, technical skills, crawling, maybe swimming too. Too be fair though I think actual dudes carrying hand held weapons is becoming obsolete outside of covert non-uniform events.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this 5'8" frauding manlet drug addict is no super soldier. he gets mogged by some random asian

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and check those tiny ass wrists on sam. the c**t is weak as its all drugs. ugly af too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can build big muscles, you can't build bigger wrists. They are genetics locked. Like your tiny dick.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cope zoomie. ur eceleb wanker is a little homosexual fraud

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can still build some impressive amount of muscles as a drug-free individual, it will take years though to build a lot of muscle however in that case, your dick size won't change from calling out roiders though.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              oddly obsessed with dicks arent ya? yep im callin poof kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how much does he weigh?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          probably 5'8" 180lbs max and not even that lean. the eceleb dickriders who sit on youtube all day are frickng sad c**ts watching this shit like chicks and their soap operas

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad steroided loser

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not fighting for border rights. Only way I’d fight is if every frijolero that entered since 1990 was expelled. It’s too late. The shooting should have started 20+ years ago.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should be building muscle working on "self-sustaining" practices around or a reasonable distance from your residence. Growing food, raising animals, off-grid energy setups and other activities, etc.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    small nimble and easy to hide > anything bigger than 1.90m
    It's been centuries already, get the fricking message

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my attributes are heavily in speed and agility, bulk would slow me down horrendously.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much does it cost to maintain that caloric surplus if you're eating proper food like steak?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I got back from a long ish run. ty

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you cant look like roid homosexual like sam sulek in the army, all the cardio in boots and rifle you turn into a 150 wiry shit. those muscles are worthless anyways he would get choked out by a 120 featherweight ufc gay if he cant fight

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You've been working out, right anon?
    fck ive been psyop'd again

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is going to have a severely shortened lifespan.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ideal physique for a soldier can been Iseen within special forces the world over. If OP has a gay crush on Sam that's okay but he should prolly start a new thread and say it how it is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      True this though, most are just structurally well built (not huge) just built and are capable of agility based drills, moving stuff around with their body and climbing as well as running while under a heavy load.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For days on end without food or sleep In extreme conditions.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          All you need is a tire and a 40lbs loaded backpack to train for this sort of endurance, maybe some tactical gloves and gear so you can practice your military endurance safely, flip the tire, jump over the tire, repeat, bigger the tire as in weight the better. Take occasional breaks and maybe some pull ups at the end of the day or rope climbing.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is too big anons, the greeks found the ideal male proportions thousands of years ago.
    https://fitnessvolt.com/grecian-ideal-calculator/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the Greeks worshipped Hercules as being the ideal masculine physique

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing a giant bulky roid man would be good for is grappling in a ring or doing beast of burden work worse than an actual beast of burden.

    wars are fought with cardio guns and artillery anon

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a weak creature who cannot survive on my own.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I did fighting sports jogging (or rope skipping) was unironically the best way to get train to be able to keep up. Otherwise you would just run out of gas during the warming up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *to get in shape or train to be able to keep up

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros what the frick happened? Before the pandemic I was 80KGs and really skinny, now in 2024 I’m 128KGs with a BMI of 35, I am at risk of diabetes and heart disease, this all happened in 4 years.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its called sitting on your ass and consooming goyimslop 24/7 and not working out at all and watching what you eat.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Roid troony army
    Cut off their supply of drugs & suddenly the war is over.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the perfect soldier is a skinny manlet.
    They're useful for infiltration missions.
    And can definitely Fit anywhere, like tunnels!
    Our country got our asses whooped by slant-eyed manlets and towelhead manlets
    Too bad I'm 6'1 and over 230lbs, shucks.
    Guess I'm just too tall, and too fat to be useful, plus I'm moronic.
    But israelite men are always tiny, they would make the perfect soldier for the next war!
    And they have the big israelite brain too that they brag about constantly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you can't conclusively say israelites would make the best soldiers. As darker people tend to have better night camouflage. It's worth doing some AB testing.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    guess pissrael is doing better now, since the bot network is back up.

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