You're tasked to explore the sealed off Malta Catacombs. What's your loadout?

You're tasked to explore the sealed off Malta Catacombs. What's your loadout?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    21oz. framing hammer so I can smash their dusty old bones, stupid frickin skeltals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey I'm one fifth skeleton.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit it's Skeleton Man.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dusty old bones
      full of green dust?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Knights Templar tabard and hauberk
    Masonic ring
    Heavens Gate Nikes

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy water

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Smith & Wesson M1917
    Leather whip

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It BELONGS in a MUSEUM!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SO DO YOU

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU belong inna museum, boomer

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My penis weenus of course

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    glock 40
    Malta is full of Arabs you know..

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cross
    Flashlight
    Warhammer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how about a combination of all three?
      the long end is the flashlight built off of a mag-light and the warhammer end is shaped as a cross. it should take around six D sized batteries.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >unshakable faith in the Lord Jesus Christ
    >the full armor of God
    >low profile IIIa vest
    >RRV with all the goodies, suppressed UMP-45 because frick it why not
    >NODs
    >respirator, extra filters
    >boots with self modified reinforced ankles because my wife told me a story about a car thief who would slash people’s Achilles and it fricked with my head

    In reality you aren’t going to find anything in there except for corpses that you should leave alone, but if I had a big budget in this fantasy world that’s what I’d carry

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tyreal's might and a flail with Heart of the Oak

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you find khalim's brain 1/2 way down

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >loadout is heavy weapons, grenades, sachel charges, anti-tank mines, RPGs
        >find khalim's brain 1/2 way down

        I am severely undergunned and have made a terrible mistake

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you're supposed to pick up kit as you descend anyways. unfortunately your fat ass is kitted out as a witch hunter, and you're too damned fat to pull the evasion maneuvers that keep the witch hunters alive.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    An oxygen detector, ye never'innaagroundies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A 30L backpack, some food for lunch and dinner, a pick, some brushes for dusting things, a hoodie in case I get cold, some water, maybe an alcohol burner and some tea bags.
      Some plastic baggies for samples, bugout knife, a small flashlight in the bag and a headlamp. IFAIK just in case.
      Seems like a comfy evening.

      Not a bad idea.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Not a bad idea.
        Its not an "idea", it's a #1 item next to flashlights when doing innaground, every explorer knows that.

        Dumb pokemon kiddies think breathable air is everywhere, like its some cartoon.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where does it say they are closed off? WiKiPeDiA does not mention that at all. Sauce?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The malta catacombs are pretty tame and in good shape. They're well charted and documented in comparison to many others. I bring a cross and a camera.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      any good ghost ghoul reptilian stories?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hands in pockets
    i'm not scared of the dark like you, homosexual OP

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fus Ro Dah and my trusty sword.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A really long piece of string tied to the entrance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      well look at ol' Theseus over here with the big brain strats

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would go in completely unarmed, without a flashlight, and bring several friends.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Scissors

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Grail diary.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    O2 monitor, rucksack, at least 2 full 5 liter CamelBak bladders, 36 hours of batteries, 3 headlamps, folding etool with pick, brushes and sample bags, notepad and pencil backup, tablet with again 36 hours of power. Food, thermal sleeping bag, 2 sets of clothes with what I'm wearing at least one assistant with a similar loadout, with one more water instead of tablet and batteries. Maybe some sterno and foldable little wing stoves for them. Tea, wipes and bags to recover all waste. Small rugged cameras or phones. Camp knife and maybe a .45.. If robbers and other types might be down there.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are we saying if you destroy the skellington head it'll stop? Or do we gotta pulverize them

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all the posts about templars seem to be under the impression those limestone tunnels don't pre-date Abrahamic religion by about 6000 years.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly assuming it's just skeletons and shit down there I'd just bring a sufficiently weighty hammer. If maybe a pistol carbine or something that can be suppressed very well, I imagine shooting a gun normally down there is very bad for the ears.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2x hk usp match
    tight shorts

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im shoving a fake blonde troony from California in there and im setting a 2 hour timer while i wait up top with a B&T APC9 with my friends

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you find yourself thinking of trannies often anon?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        IM OBSESSED WITH THEM I THINK ABOUT THEM 24/7 EVEN WHEN I INJECT MY ESTROGEN

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A Glock, A good flashlight. A micro-uzi, and a good sharp machete.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A good map, several good light sources, some communication device (wired with a looking wire if no connection), a hand crank to charge the light sources and communication devices if they ran out of juice, plenty of water and enough food, that tool that they use in mines for detecting gas or low oxygen levels, a good hammer, first aid kid and a reliable compact pistol just in case i meet some drugged up hobo or satanist living there.
    Some spray paint or other marking tool to mark the way I went in. A good helmet. A friend would be good too as well as good boots.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Malta catacombs
    >that pic
    Read that as Miata catacombs and thumbnail looked like rusted suspension

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You’ve been under the hood too long mate

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    holy water
    crucifix
    chains
    restraints
    wienerring
    methamphetamine
    electric bonesaw
    dildos that can match resonance frequency of bone
    rock hammer
    lube, lots of lube

    I’ll show you spooky skeletons, dustc**t

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same shit as when we pop sealed buildings:
    >O2 meter
    >gas mask and filters for mold or whatever
    >bright ass headlamp
    >multiple backup lights and spare batteries
    >cyalumes
    >good bit of water
    >marking paint pen
    >cordage
    >Suppressed AK-V loaded with a few mags of Sub-X
    >fak
    >warming and shell clothing layers
    >peanut butter and honey pouches

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ground penetrating bomb, dropped from around 22,000 feet above the catacombs. I'm also in the airplane, 22,000 feet above the catacombs.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A pair of scissors, to cut any string I might see.

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