You're dropped into a landing ship on D-Day and is about to hit the beaches of Normandy. You're decked out in prime WWII battle rattle and armed with the last firearm you shot along with 300 rounds of ammunition ready to go in magazine/speedloaders/etc.
You're also on 1/8oz of magic mushrooms that are about to kick in.
How do you fare?
Well, at least I got an ar-15. I'm still fricked by Hans with the MG42.
>You're also on 1/8oz of magic mushrooms that are about to kick in.
Pretty sure that's the worst possible trip so I'll curl up in a hole in the sand and if I survive the battle then I'll get court martialled for cowardice because I'm never going to be able to explain what happened to my 21yo sergeant from Milwaukee who doesn't give a shit and only cares about all the guys who died because I wasn't fighting beside them.
Maybe my fancy Czech SMG might buy me some leniency though, it could at least get me interviewed by people higher up the payscale who could then have me excused from the disasterous first encounter and make it a regular isekai fantasy.
>fancy Czech SMG
Which one?
Stribog SP9 A2
https://www.grandpowerusa.com/stribog-line/stribog-sp9-a2/
Sorry, it's Slovakian. And it's not mine, it was a range's but it's the last firearm I fired so for OP's scenario, it's what I have.
Goddam exif rotation.
You would probably get leniency from the fact that you legally do not exist.
>You would probably get leniency from the fact that you legally do not exist.
Admittedly that's going to complicate the court martial paperwork when nobody can find what unit I belong to but that just means I get shot as a spy. Unless my sweet Slovenian SMG gets me off the hook by virtue of being future-tech.
All I've got is a marlin, and some steel balls to face the germs
It would be horribly.
Last firearm was a buddies Mossberg 500. Bad choice for beach warfare. But 3,5g of magic mushrooms would really kick me out of the fight. Maybe I could semi-function for the first one and a half hour or so. But once I am at the peak of the trip, I would not even trust myself to boil water.
If he did it, then so can I.
>Landing on D-Day w/. AnM1917 Enfield, 300 rounds of 30-06, and on a bad shroon trip
Frick
Last thing I shot was a Snider, so I suspect I'd leave everyone wondering what the FRICK is going on
Just follow Jack Churchill and nobody will question it.
>M1 Garand
I am just a regular GI bro
>I am just a regular GI bro
What's the casualty rate among the first waves in the landings?
depends on the beach, Omaha Dog Red was considered the worst in Normandy casualty wise, which is OPs pic iirc. Utah, Gold, Sword, Juno were relatively lightly contested. All D+0 were achieved.
>Glock 17
Aww yea-
>Gen 4
Frick
I shoot myself.
Best to go out swiftly on your own terms than to rot on that beach
I’m now an OSS officer. This means I don’t need to storm positions and will probably survive.
>2020 nupython i just got
Sheeit.
At least I'll be very light
I'll scavenge an m1 carbine if I can
>armed with the last firearm you shot
Last one I fired was a Glock 17, which could be worse since just before that it was a .22 Luger and a Webley RIC. Still not great.
>You're also on 1/8oz of magic mushrooms that are about to kick in.
Well shit I’m pretty much dead, I don’t think tripping on shrooms is very fun when you’re seeing guys get Swiss cheesed by MG-42 fire. More than likely I’m probably going to get myself drowned in a foot of water.
>last firearm you shot
Honestly probably a Garand. You don't specify which beach I'm landing on so maybe I'll get lucky and avoid Utah or Omaha.
>armed with 1934 beretta
>tripping balls
>9mm kurz spaghetti spilling out of my pockets
I'm NGMI
>357 lever action with my 357 blackhawk
I could not be more pleased. When I find a kraut I will spin my six gun on him and make him dance
>tfw you are scheduled to land at Utah Beach, but the boats are a mile off course
>Sipping tea with General Roosevelt chatting about the weather while your troops capture undefended positions and the landing is 100% successful.
>Mauser
Is this legal?
>guy on drugs wandering around with a Mauser and no dog tags and he can't even name the starting lineup of the Yankees
Shoot that kraut frick
WASR-10.
I don’t think my primary weapon alters my chances of surviving a beach landing even a little bit. It’s just situational awareness and luck. The shrooms are a nice touch though. Laughter is the best medicine after all. And I’m sure the water would look pretty neat.
>H&K G38
>Except it's fricking airsoft
At least I'll die drippy
>How do you fare?
I take shrapnel from a mortar and bleed out in the surf
Select fire g36. Not bad.