You're dropped into a landing ship on D-Day and is about to hit the beaches of Normandy.

You're dropped into a landing ship on D-Day and is about to hit the beaches of Normandy. You're decked out in prime WWII battle rattle and armed with the last firearm you shot along with 300 rounds of ammunition ready to go in magazine/speedloaders/etc.

You're also on 1/8oz of magic mushrooms that are about to kick in.

How do you fare?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, at least I got an ar-15. I'm still fricked by Hans with the MG42.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're also on 1/8oz of magic mushrooms that are about to kick in.
    Pretty sure that's the worst possible trip so I'll curl up in a hole in the sand and if I survive the battle then I'll get court martialled for cowardice because I'm never going to be able to explain what happened to my 21yo sergeant from Milwaukee who doesn't give a shit and only cares about all the guys who died because I wasn't fighting beside them.

    Maybe my fancy Czech SMG might buy me some leniency though, it could at least get me interviewed by people higher up the payscale who could then have me excused from the disasterous first encounter and make it a regular isekai fantasy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fancy Czech SMG
      Which one?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stribog SP9 A2

        https://www.grandpowerusa.com/stribog-line/stribog-sp9-a2/

        Sorry, it's Slovakian. And it's not mine, it was a range's but it's the last firearm I fired so for OP's scenario, it's what I have.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Goddam exif rotation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would probably get leniency from the fact that you legally do not exist.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You would probably get leniency from the fact that you legally do not exist.
        Admittedly that's going to complicate the court martial paperwork when nobody can find what unit I belong to but that just means I get shot as a spy. Unless my sweet Slovenian SMG gets me off the hook by virtue of being future-tech.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I've got is a marlin, and some steel balls to face the germs

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be horribly.
    Last firearm was a buddies Mossberg 500. Bad choice for beach warfare. But 3,5g of magic mushrooms would really kick me out of the fight. Maybe I could semi-function for the first one and a half hour or so. But once I am at the peak of the trip, I would not even trust myself to boil water.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If he did it, then so can I.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Landing on D-Day w/. AnM1917 Enfield, 300 rounds of 30-06, and on a bad shroon trip

    Frick

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last thing I shot was a Snider, so I suspect I'd leave everyone wondering what the FRICK is going on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just follow Jack Churchill and nobody will question it.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >M1 Garand
    I am just a regular GI bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am just a regular GI bro
      What's the casualty rate among the first waves in the landings?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        depends on the beach, Omaha Dog Red was considered the worst in Normandy casualty wise, which is OPs pic iirc. Utah, Gold, Sword, Juno were relatively lightly contested. All D+0 were achieved.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Glock 17

    Aww yea-

    >Gen 4

    Frick

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I shoot myself.
    Best to go out swiftly on your own terms than to rot on that beach

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m now an OSS officer. This means I don’t need to storm positions and will probably survive.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2020 nupython i just got
    Sheeit.
    At least I'll be very light
    I'll scavenge an m1 carbine if I can

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >armed with the last firearm you shot
    Last one I fired was a Glock 17, which could be worse since just before that it was a .22 Luger and a Webley RIC. Still not great.

    >You're also on 1/8oz of magic mushrooms that are about to kick in.
    Well shit I’m pretty much dead, I don’t think tripping on shrooms is very fun when you’re seeing guys get Swiss cheesed by MG-42 fire. More than likely I’m probably going to get myself drowned in a foot of water.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >last firearm you shot
    Honestly probably a Garand. You don't specify which beach I'm landing on so maybe I'll get lucky and avoid Utah or Omaha.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >armed with 1934 beretta
    >tripping balls
    >9mm kurz spaghetti spilling out of my pockets
    I'm NGMI

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >357 lever action with my 357 blackhawk
    I could not be more pleased. When I find a kraut I will spin my six gun on him and make him dance

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you are scheduled to land at Utah Beach, but the boats are a mile off course
    >Sipping tea with General Roosevelt chatting about the weather while your troops capture undefended positions and the landing is 100% successful.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mauser
    Is this legal?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >guy on drugs wandering around with a Mauser and no dog tags and he can't even name the starting lineup of the Yankees
      Shoot that kraut frick

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WASR-10.
    I don’t think my primary weapon alters my chances of surviving a beach landing even a little bit. It’s just situational awareness and luck. The shrooms are a nice touch though. Laughter is the best medicine after all. And I’m sure the water would look pretty neat.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >H&K G38
    >Except it's fricking airsoft
    At least I'll die drippy

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you fare?
    I take shrapnel from a mortar and bleed out in the surf

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Select fire g36. Not bad.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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