A massive societal colapse is occurring (ayys landed, someone got glassed,...) and people are already raiding houses.
>You have 60 minutes to evacuate your house
What are you taking with you?
You only have 1 hour anon
A massive societal colapse is occurring (ayys landed, someone got glassed,...) and people are already raiding houses.
>You have 60 minutes to evacuate your house
What are you taking with you?
I must have real life gear fear, as well as a very realistic understanding of what I can carry with me and how futile it is to try and drive in these kinds of situations, I do not want to leave my house in a situation like this, Ive stockpiled food, water, ammunition I wouldnt be able to take even a tenth of it with me, and chances are walking around with a gun, and in gear will put a target on my back
I'm not leaving my house
>someone got glassed
They're not going to raid a house with an armed family, that's suicidal
>ayys landed
We die fighting
Slidefrogge, google "survivability onion" and come back with a scenario that requires us to leave shelter. In its current form, the scenario does not stand.
>google "survivability onion"
No
Well I’m in a hotel on a business trip with no weapons or supplies, well I have a leathernan and a screwdriver. So I guess I’m fricked. Probably just go up to the roof with a pack of cigs, screw driver and the leatherman and hope for the best.
>I’m in a hotel on a business trip with no weapons or supplies
You need to up your fricking hotel game
Jumping on my already equipped 38' sailboat and heading for Iceland. Adios Mfers.
Why the frick are you coming here of all places? It's cold, rainy and miserable with limited agricultural space.
I am taking my dick
I am also taking muh dik (my dick)
Are the ayys hot?
Out of curiosity, what would aliens have to offer you to make you a willing participant in their new world order?
I already have supply stockpiles placed along pre-determined foot routes, bike routes, and car routes from my city. All I would grab is my bugout bag, my guns, and some valuables that I could use to get myself smuggled out of the country if necessary.
I EAT THE ALIENS. I EAT YOU. ALIENS ARE JUST ANOTHER ANIMAL AND I WILL EAT YOU. I WILL GROUND UP YOUR MEAT. I WILL COOK YOU ON A GRILL. I WILL EAT YOU AND ENJOY IT. I MIGHT KEEP SOME OF YOU TO BREED AND MAKE MORE OF. I WILL BE AN ALIEN RANCHER AND SELL THE MEAT TO OTHER HUMANS. WE WILL ENJOY IT. WE WILL WEAR YOUR SKINS. WE WILL DECORATE OUR HOUSES WITH YOUR BONES. WE WILL MAKE NECKLACES OF YOUR TEETH.
COME TO ME ALIENS, I AWAIT YOUR ARRIVAL.
not found on innawoods inventory
>walking stick
>socks
>just a winter jacket
>implying I'm evacuating and not taking the fight to the ayys
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
>ALIENS DEFEATED
Nice pepe but I'm not going anywhere. My house is fortified, I've got months worth of stored supplies, some reasonably trusted neighbors and a good few other reasons not to go anywhere.
Who the frick is going to be raiding houses in NH? We have too many guns and few enough Black folk for that to be a problem here, at least not until well into the post-collapse period.
That being said, I'll drive out to my mom's, help her load some supplies and sentimental valuables into the car before bringing her back to mine. I don't expect people to start raiding houses around here but I'd be more comfortable with her sleeping in the guest bedroom than on her own. Unless things get truly apocalyptic my wife and I will both still be heading to work as normal (I'm a doctor, she's a vet; it's not like our services won't needed just because society is a bit fricked) so she can watch the house while we're out, my mom might be in her 60s but she's still good enough shot to drop a c**t crossing the front yard.
This is the peak gear bag. It doesn't get better than this.
Pure autism
Pure sex
>grab my canned food and water jugs
>grab AR and Glock
>grab rope & handcuffs
>head to fwb's place and have fun with her bondage kink until the end
3/10 elbows too pointy
>”frick me” tattoos
>blonde
>broken mirror—clear sign she’s crazy
Based. I’ll arrive just in time to save her but not in time to save you. Nothing personnel, kid but she’ll make a great addition to my post-apocalyptic harem
>those horrific feet
2/10
>one pack of cigarettes
close, but no cigar
Soda is for morale
Propping open the back door, dumping all 45lb of dog food on the ground in the kitchen, saying goodbye to my hound, and blowing my brains out
I'm not evacuating. I'm dying on my pile of weapons and ammo because I can't bring myself to leave it behind. I didn't amass this collection just to leave them to the bugs
>What are you taking with you?
Kids
Bug out bags
All the food/medical stores that can fit in the car
Small gun collection and ammo
Wife stays behind. Its gonna get crazy out there which means younger girls will be looking for a big provider man and I'm not passing that up
This is the kind of intelligence that makes a man a leader. You're gmi
Why would I go anywhere?
>someone got glassed
Good, it's not my backwoods ass.
>ayys landed
If they're here to kill I can't outrun them anyway.
Come get some, grey homosexuals.
Also, I'm saving your rare pepe.
Sit still and watch heat on bluray
Just fast forward through the dialog. I love heat but it drags.
The first time I watched it it wasn't a drag and was really kino, but it's hard to rewatch except for the heist scene now.
I already live innawoods, so I go out on my 4 wheeler with my AR and start patrolling my property line to hunt down any of you city people trying to flee into my land.
>hunt down any of you city people trying to flee into my land
>What are you taking with you
The enemy. I have nowhere to go, I am not going to leave these pricks anything to use on others, and I am in a very defensible location. We answer the question of how many of them can I make die and then die.
I'm taking a big knife and my weed and then I'm off to fight those ayys.
>What are you taking with you?
Where are we going?
>ayys landed
Kill 'em all (not leaving)
>someone got glassed
nukes are fake (not leaving)
>Where are we going?
Albania
a whole pack of jellybeans up my ass
>You have 60 minutes to evacuate your house
I'll die at my house, thanks.