How do you do it and what weapons do you utilize to do so? The deadline is non-negotiable or you fly out a window.
You have one month to liberate all of the DNR and LNR from the Ukies for Russia
How do you do it and what weapons do you utilize to do so? The deadline is non-negotiable or you fly out a window.
I embezzle most of the budget, then retire and leave the shitshow to someone else
average russian government employee
Least-corrupt Russian officer
send in the hybrids
>When Beria finally realized what was happening and plaintively appealed to Malenkov (an old friend) to speak for him, Malenkov silently hung his head and pressed a button on his desk. This was an arranged signal to Marshal Georgy Zhukov and a group of armed officers in a nearby room, who burst in and arrested Beria.[note 1]
>As Beria's men were guarding the Kremlin at the time, he was held there in a special cell until nightfall and then smuggled out in the trunk of a car.[57] He was taken first to the Moscow guardhouse and then to the bunker of the headquarters of Moscow Military District.[58] Defence Minister Bulganin ordered the Kantemirovskaya Tank Division and Tamanskaya Motor Rifle Division to move into Moscow to prevent security forces loyal to Beria from rescuing him. Many of Beria's subordinates, proteges and associates were also arrested, among them Merkulov, Bogdan Kobulov, Sergey Goglidze, Vladimir Dekanozov, Pavel Meshik, and Lev Vlodzimirskiy.
>Beria and his men were tried by a "special session" (cпeциaльнoe cyдeбнoe пpиcyтcтвиe) of the Supreme Court of the Soviet Union on 23 December 1953 with no defense counsel and no right of appeal. Marshal Ivan Konev was the chairman of the court.[59][60]
>Beria was found guilty of:
>Treason.
>Terrorism.
>Counter-revolutionary activity
>Beria and all the other defendants were sentenced to death on the day of the trial. The other six defendants – Dekanozov, Merkulov, Vlodzimirsky, Meshik, Goglidze and Kobulov – were shot immediately after the trial ended.[61]
>Beria was executed separately; he allegedly pleaded on his knees before collapsing to the floor wailing.[62] He was shot through the forehead by General Pavel Batitsky.[63] His final moments bore great similarity to those of his own predecessor, Nikolai Yezhov, who begged for his life before his execution in 1940.[64]
shot myself live on banana tv
>make grandiose plan that requires a blank check
>talk to some ukrainian/western officials on defecting and give them some deets on stupid shit that I hype up
>say I need to get to the front right away to oversee my glorious brusilov tier plan
>GTFO in my personal GAZ in the middle of the night (its ok, all the NVG’s were sold off years ago) to the agreed upon location with muh money
>defect, spill all the deets and hype up said stupid shit thats really not that important since I know these redditors won’t care
>all I ask for is amnesty, keeping all my shit, and maybe some positive pr on being the claus stauffenberg of russia who stood up to le evil putler or some other stupid western basedboy shit
>eat ice cream and smoke a tobacco pipe in my little new abode as I watch the world burn in comfort
Just take the Landapill and life becomes tutorial mode.
>Gets a Z carved into your forehead by a Ukrainian
>but that wasn’t part of the deal!
>be me
>interviewed by random media after it all
>”so former lieutenant colonel captain commander junior brigadier general anonsinov, why do you have a Z on your forehead”
>tell them that they nearly foiled my defection, but I still managed to escape
>wow anon you’re so brave for standing up to big evil putin like that
>go on joe rogan and talk about some random shit
>get cosmetic surgery to remove the scar
>repeat prior plans involving ice cream and pipes
Cover stories, anons. Cover stories.
Can someone recommend me a good skin treatment facility in California Oblast, for removing scar tissue? Asking for a a comrade.
>set up biggest trebuchets mankind has ever seen
>strap any explosives I can to every citizen of DNR and LNR over the fighting age of 50 years old
>with any infants under fighting age of 16, stuff them with radioactive waste and anthrax
>indiscriminately pepper every square inch of Ukraine with these brave heros of Rossiya
>stream it and sell exclusive to liveleaks
>use profit to build more trebuchets and skim small amount to build dacha #5
attack Bakhmut
Nice try shoigu, come up with an invasion plan on your own
Damn, beat me to it. Just imagine him hovering over Gerasimov's shoulder while they make the thread "What are they saying Valery? If we don't get this right Vladimir is going to burn down my Dacha"
day 1 or now? if now then run to europe on my private jet, get amnesty and protection in exchange for mil.secrets
tunnel boring machines to get behind enemy lines
10 000 conscripts cheaper than boring machine, make them bring their own shovels
What are these guys supposed to do? The Army has been defeated since last year. What can they possibly do?
Nuke Kiev.
Then nuke Lvov.
Then nuke Kiev again.
>NATO immediately initiates a massive First Strike on the Russian Federation upon realizing that Putin will use nukes at the drop of a hat
I drop a tactical nuke on every defended ukrainian urban center in donbas and hope the US doesnt interfere directly
>NATO nukes you
I send waves of conscripts to the front carrying nothing but bags of cement.
Deploy them in such a manner to where they form a ramp of dead bodies.
Their blood will cure the concrete.
Use this ad-hoc fortification to have a staging area to send wave after wave of my conscripts armed with obsidian knives until I reach ultimate Russian bictory.
>obsidian knives
bro you will faster summon Mictlantecuhtli this way
I would declare the existing occupants Russian Citizens and claim a cultural victory
Massive nuclear attack on Moscow.
why rossiya dont use moabs?
Send VDV
that chance passed months ago. if they stop wasting their ressources in useless assaults they can maybe hold on to putlers shitty corridor to danzig- i mean crimea.
Deflect to a more normal country
>Force Ukranians to fight over some smaller city by amassing units to attack it
>Shell the city extensively
>Use whatever armor I have to push the flanks but don't follow through with an encirclment
>Cycle expendable donbabweans and lugandans day and night to keep Ukranians occupied
>Don't care about casualties and keep grinding Ukranian troops
>When the defenders waver force a push with meat shield units and have the damaged Ukranian units retreat
>Expand into several other directions from that point
This is the most successful tactic Russia used in this war. It has worked in both Popasna and Soledar. Western tanks will probably put a halt to this move.
Nuke and do it hard. West will demand de-escalation so use that to partition ukraine and create a demilitarized and now radioactive buffer zone with NATO. After that stay low and slowly ramp up military production as both the us and the eu are doomed demographically and won't get to the middle of the century without being torn apart by internal strife.
>Nuke and do it hard. West will demand de-escalation
West would nuke Moscow with in 10 minutes on confirmation it was a Russian nuke NATO the USA, EU and G7 are not posturing bullshit like Russia, India and China, they are fuck around and find out
I will start with liberating already controlled areas. Those separatists (Dushilin, Khodakovsky and their personal armies which are like 80% ukies) are too dangerous for the power balance in the Motherland. One month should be enough to arrange them a small genocide. Then Putin will see my success and give me some more time.