You get access to 1 nuclear landline. Where do you deploy it and what are your tactics?

You get access to 1 nuclear landline. Where do you deploy it and what are your tactics?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nuclear landline?
    What is it good for, calling the center of the earth?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A really big prank.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I call God and ask him if his refrigerator is running

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Where do you deploy it
    Tel Aviv
    >what are your tactics?
    Tactics? BOOM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nukes tel aviv
      >jews go oy vey its anudda shoah
      >they declare samson option
      >entire MENA gets nuked
      Actually a good idea, humanity wins in the end.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sampson is just israelites threatening other israelites to not sacrifice them for the greater good of moloch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Where do you deploy it?
      Dimona nuclear research facility, Israel
      >What are your tactics?
      Boom

      Based muzzie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      On Trudeau's front stoop.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gary, Indiana

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Chicago side so it hits both of them.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i plant it in my butt and then sit on your face

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd duct tape it to the gate arm of the exit of a pay to park parking lot. The frick you are gonna drive out of the lot without paying or validating.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Polish border. Everything east of Poland should stay east of Poland.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s just the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Where do you deploy it?
    Dimona nuclear research facility, Israel
    >What are your tactics?
    Boom

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bury it and place a plaque above with the label
    >time capsule do not open until 2050

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where do China and India have their stick fights?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I try to recreate the operation plumbbob steel plate launch using a manhole cover and ur moms vegana

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    never deploy it. once it goes off, ive lost all my negotiating power and id expect to be hanged promptly

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nuclear landline
    Use it to talk to Fred Herbert from beyond the grave

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Call Teddy and beg him not to go on that goddamned safari. Alternatively call Wilson and fart on the phone

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nuclear landmine
    goddamn those early post war years were fricking wild
    just stick nuclear material into fricking anything and see what works

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At the weakest point of the Three Gorges Dam.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would be great to drop on israel or saudi arabia but China is our biggest rival, so the three gorges dam

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > nuke-u-lar landmine, what do?
    Indo-paki border.
    > somebody's gonna set it off
    > other side will respond
    > both sides nuke each other
    tactics?
    > everybody wins

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I put it under my chicken, to cool the chicken down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The heat of the nuke cooks the egg

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jerusalem

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i open carry it around town for self-defense.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We hold a city wide lottery in NYC and who ever wins gets to be flown out into the desert and hit by the nuclear bomb 🙂

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    take it out back and see what happens if i bang it with a sledgehammer or hit it with my car

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You get access to 1 nuclear landline
    I'd attach it to your balls.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick it.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I deploy it in the desert and step on it

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jerusalem. Solving multiple problems at once while triggering everyone since each will suspect the rest.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A Tsar Bomba, buried directly under my house in Los Angeles, and I take myself out along with the rest of this godforsaken hellhole.

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