You get access to 1 nuclear landline. Where do you deploy it and what are your tactics?
You get access to 1 nuclear landline. Where do you deploy it and what are your tactics?
You get access to 1 nuclear landline. Where do you deploy it and what are your tactics?
Nuclear landline?
What is it good for, calling the center of the earth?
A really big prank.
I call God and ask him if his refrigerator is running
>Where do you deploy it
Tel Aviv
>what are your tactics?
Tactics? BOOM
>nukes tel aviv
>jews go oy vey its anudda shoah
>they declare samson option
>entire MENA gets nuked
Actually a good idea, humanity wins in the end.
Sampson is just israelites threatening other israelites to not sacrifice them for the greater good of moloch
Based muzzie.
On Trudeau's front stoop.
Gary, Indiana
The Chicago side so it hits both of them.
i plant it in my butt and then sit on your face
I'd duct tape it to the gate arm of the exit of a pay to park parking lot. The frick you are gonna drive out of the lot without paying or validating.
Polish border. Everything east of Poland should stay east of Poland.
That’s just the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant
>Where do you deploy it?
Dimona nuclear research facility, Israel
>What are your tactics?
Boom
I bury it and place a plaque above with the label
>time capsule do not open until 2050
Where do China and India have their stick fights?
I try to recreate the operation plumbbob steel plate launch using a manhole cover and ur moms vegana
never deploy it. once it goes off, ive lost all my negotiating power and id expect to be hanged promptly
>nuclear landline
Use it to talk to Fred Herbert from beyond the grave
Call Teddy and beg him not to go on that goddamned safari. Alternatively call Wilson and fart on the phone
>nuclear landmine
goddamn those early post war years were fricking wild
just stick nuclear material into fricking anything and see what works
At the weakest point of the Three Gorges Dam.
would be great to drop on israel or saudi arabia but China is our biggest rival, so the three gorges dam
> nuke-u-lar landmine, what do?
Indo-paki border.
> somebody's gonna set it off
> other side will respond
> both sides nuke each other
tactics?
> everybody wins
I put it under my chicken, to cool the chicken down.
The heat of the nuke cooks the egg
Jerusalem
i open carry it around town for self-defense.
We hold a city wide lottery in NYC and who ever wins gets to be flown out into the desert and hit by the nuclear bomb 🙂
take it out back and see what happens if i bang it with a sledgehammer or hit it with my car
>You get access to 1 nuclear landline
I'd attach it to your balls.
I'd frick it.
I deploy it in the desert and step on it
Jerusalem. Solving multiple problems at once while triggering everyone since each will suspect the rest.
A Tsar Bomba, buried directly under my house in Los Angeles, and I take myself out along with the rest of this godforsaken hellhole.