>you find yourself on the shore of the North Sentinel Island
>picrel is your welcoming party
>the last gun you used is your only weapon
How fricked are you?
>you find yourself on the shore of the North Sentinel Island. >picrel is your welcoming party
>airweight .38 special
could be worse I guess
Same, the thing felt great to shoot but the ammo is too damn expensive.
>ZPAP
Sorry angry natives
>airweight 38
>felt great to shoot
What, are you used to shooting something even worse? I carry one but they're not at all pleasant or easy to shoot
>.38 airweight
>great to shoot
>expensive ammo
I don’t think any of those things are true.
>select-fire M16A1
yeah i'm thinking it's on
>Enfield No5
For king Charles!!!
Well I'm a Brit, so unless they're wanting to have an impromptu clay pigeon shoot I'm pretty fricked. : (
Mind you, they might be good at it with their bows?
Forgot: Beretta 486
Well, the rest might hesitate long enough for you to get off a tactical reload once you've turned the heads of two of their buddies into impromptu canoes.
Eh, there's a good chance they will haul ass after the first shot goes off.
>They scare easily, but they'll be back and in greater numbers
I got a CMP Garand and jungle fever
>Well I'm a Brit ... I'm pretty fricked
I thought all you island Black folk stuck together. Shouldn't they be chill with you?
Semi auto m240
I think I'm going to put on some bob Marley and enjoy my time.
Cordless concrete nailer from the workshop. Things are gonna get messy
AR-15
soon king of sentinel island. negritas will be BLEACHED.
VHS, I refuse to call it the hellion because that's such a moronic fricking name
Same, guess I could just spit or cough on them to save ammo and effort. God only knows what kind of vulnerabilities their immune systems have
I've got one shot for each of them. I better not miss.
>Benelli M4
Gonna need the doom soundtrack for this one
>uzi
I mean at least it's a gun
>M1A that I never shot before, 25 bullets.
I guess it depends on how good I am at dodging arrows while aiming.
> moved my .177 air rifle while cleaning
> remembered that thing's fun
> shot some cans in the garden
Either they turn out to be made of balloons or I'm fricked.
>AR with a drum
I could kill the entire island without reloading
I would die because the Blacks have been training as warriors all their lives, and it doesnt matter if I have a P90, I'm going to get fricking yeeted with a javelin or bow.
>Pippa poster is the most sane
Very odd
>training as warriors
Warriors against who? There's a population of approximately 40 people on the island. They're not warriors, because there's nobody to fight. They're also all massively inbred island pajeets.
Handfuls of people with muskets rolled over entire kingdoms of less inbred and more organized and far better equipped versions of these same people centuries ago. You could kill everyone on the island with two mags of 5.56.
Pippa's actually pretty based so I could see her making this argument.
Just get em drunk with wisky coke premixes (her kinda drink) and then plant your flag while they're passed out.
Single shot rossi in 223 damn at least i have the benefit of longer range.
I don't remember, since I've been out of the country for a work. Last time I went to the range I was switching between my Kar98k and an Enfield Long Branch No4 mk1. Either way I say bring it.
>AR-15
I'm fine, assuming I have enough distance
a AR10, I might just pop them off out of range of their weapons
>AK-47
Depends how well I can fend them off, how many magazines I got, how much the gun noise and the bodies dropping would help me gain some distance and figure a way out.
iwi israelitericho.
I think a swarm of jungle people would eat 9mm like it's nothing and overpower me. I think you'd need rifle caliber rounds and a lot of ammo capacity. this is all granted they think you're a demon and they NEED to kill you and they're not scared of gunz or some gay shit. you'd need to get headshots with a PCC. we've all seen the videos of black people taking on 15 rounds of 9mm to the chest and still have someathat dawg in them. it's like they're shooting each other with 9mm to gain some kind of immunity like the .22 meme.
Why'd you buy the shitty plastic one, you fricking idiot
because I'm a fricking idiot. I want a full size steel I'll probably get one.
AR-15
They're gone.
>single shot falling block lever action target rifle
>13 rounds of subsonic .22 long rifle
fug
>Benelli M3
Find a way to destroy my body as quickly as possible, I'm not going to destroy their savage paradise. I mean look at the featherheads, they had a good thing going until we showed up with our understanding of "property rights" and "women's modesty" which put an end to doing datura with the boys and hunting buffalo. If this is civilization I'll let them keep their spears
Ruger 10/22 Takedown
Not ideal but I think I’d be alright
AR15
I will take their land and exploit it for natural resources
T81. If I had a 75 round drum I could potentially wipe out all the fighting age males without having to reload if I don't miss my shots. I could be wrong but I think there are only around 200 people on the island
Glock 40 problem solva
these niggies finna learn about the blicky today
USP
I expend every round but 1 and then kill myself. I would never harm these people. They alone get to exist without the "joys" of modernity. Even the israelites leave them alone.
>Beretta A300 Patrol
🙂
>loaded with birdshot
:[
It's a fair fight ig
Comfy pic
>Mossberg 590
How many of them even are there? I'd probably have a time of it even carrying ammo. Damn that one guy who kidnapped and diddled them.
>Damn that one guy who kidnapped and diddled them.
?
I could swear I was linked an article on Wikipedia or the like about some anthropologist drugging, kidnapping, and performing alien-abduction tier measurements on a few of the locals. I can't find it again at quick search, but I suppose the availably Bong kidnapping and accidental murder of a few of their elderly and children is cause enough to scare off most outsiders.
>be inbred island prehistoric pajeet
>doing your usual shenanigans with the rest of your clan of a couple dozen at most
>justlike7000yearsago.gif
>one day see these strange beings off in the horizon
>they kind of look like you but are paler and much bigger, and have these incomprehensible things that could only be described as black magic
>somehow one of them drugs and abducts you
>you wake up back on shore some undeterminate time later with various marks on your body and a general feeling of something being seriously wrong
>also your ass feels looser for some reason
>yfw
This unironically sounds like a decent little mini Lovecraft inspired story.
>Analzegesh, ruler of the netheregions and defiler of the assbyss
And this on orders to arrange (presumably peaceful) contact, just conducted in the British way. It really is a good thing we've mostly left them alone. I mean, it's kind of a surprise those kids didn't wipe out the whole population with Chickenpox or something as it is. Guess the "sorry for getting your people killed" gifts weren't good enough for them to give anyone else much of a second chance.
Honestly its a wonder they haven’t already been wiped out by some myriad of diseases yet. Brazilian tribes deep in the Amazon are one thing, hardly anyone actually ventures deep inside, but the island is in a part of the world that has historically seen rather heavy shipping for centuries, not even counting its proximity to India.
>Glock brand Glock with a handful of 33 round mags filled with 147 grain +P+ JHP
It's time to teach these niglets about inner city Chicago culture.
Never touched a gun my entire life
I’m so fricked
Keep in mind that they have bows, outnumber you, and will attack from unexpected angles with multiple warriors simultaneously. It's not just a question of what gun you have since you're not going to be mowing down tribals as they charge at you like Zulus into gatling gun fire.
You also need to be able to position yourself so that you don't get stabbed or shot by an unseen attacker coming out of the bushes while you're busy shooting two or three guys already. You're going into a Vietnam situation by yourself, just with worse-equipped Vietnamese.
my rugger
its gonna be a field day
>plastic coins from transnistria
ah, i see you are a man of taste as well
>S&W Model 60 Pro
Not great. Not terrible.
Nice. I have a 50 million Mark aluminum coin from Westphalia.
>RK-62
Give me NVGs, pervitin so I don't fall asleep, and a lot of ammo and I'll be alright
>AR15 with a holosun and 3x magnifier
I'll be good
Oho saatana
Kappas perkele
>simple tribal people living on their own island minding their own business
>regularly fantasize about invading and slaughtering them all for the crime of not engaging in global commerce and consumerism
/k/ just loves a relatively easy target they can turn into a secret base later. See Sea Land.
Sea Land... that's a name I haven't heard in a looong time.
>selectfire MSBS GROT
Yeah, it's so fricking on
>PSA Dagger with a binary
Bout to turn North Sentinel Island into Southside Chiraq
>last range I went to was a machine gun qualification where I helped my SAW gunner qualify and shot some extra belts we had
In their tongue I will be known only as the pale death (until one of them puts a 3 foot arrow through my skull when I eventually get caught out trying to fix a jam/misfire)
Chink Type 56
Think I'll be OK. There's only like 40 of these people
Suppressed 10/22 so I think I would be fine as long as I can make it off the beach and into the jungle.
They'll probably kill me but will die after cannibalising me and getting all the viruses civilized humans have been exposed to for milenia. I guess that counts as a tie?
Do I get to use the bandolier full of magazines I brought last time too?
*cough*
12g 9inch barrel remington 870 that was sold from the police, was used in a bank robbery, i guess they did not need evidence after all the rodders where killed in jailed
im going to reinact Apocalypse now
*evil laughter*
>a musket
it might be loud enough to scare them
>single shot Marlin .22
it's going to be a positional fight