You didn't drive the forklift.

You didn't drive the forklift.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what I like to see. Real honest to goodness shit posting.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're not splaying your hand over all 3 while recklessly feathering the clutch are you really driving?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What clutch?
      Unless yes manual forklifts exist although they are uncommon today.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some forks have a third "inching" pedal where the clutch pedal would be, that allows for finer movement. I assume that's what he meant, unless I am mistaken.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          On the forklifts I've operated it is actually a clutch, not for fine movement. It has different names but it controls the power split between the transmission and the mast hydraulics.
          When it's up the power is mostly to the driveline and the forks move slowly, and if you stomp on the gas you'll just drive forward faster
          When you start depressing it more power goes to the forks and you can lift faster while driving at a slower speed

          Some forklift drivers will just use the brake to achieve the same thing, but that isn't as good.
          The reason you don't want to do it recklessly is with the engine revving high, both your movement and lifting can jerk if you don't feather the clutch properly

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I thought the guy was talking about. and all the hydrostatic forklifts I've driven have and inching pedal.

          found the larper that has never driven a forklift

          looks like OP was right about you lol
          stay in the office making photo copies and let the real men operate the machinery

          What the frick are you homosexuals on about?

          On the forklifts I've operated it is actually a clutch, not for fine movement. It has different names but it controls the power split between the transmission and the mast hydraulics.
          When it's up the power is mostly to the driveline and the forks move slowly, and if you stomp on the gas you'll just drive forward faster
          When you start depressing it more power goes to the forks and you can lift faster while driving at a slower speed

          Some forklift drivers will just use the brake to achieve the same thing, but that isn't as good.
          The reason you don't want to do it recklessly is with the engine revving high, both your movement and lifting can jerk if you don't feather the clutch properly

          If you press harder does it apply the brakes?
          If yes it's an inching pedal which is just operating a hydraulic valve and the brakes

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it does, and you can stop in place and use it for fine movement if you're a pansy
            in the first half of its travel it doesn't and acts as a clutch, and being able to use it effectively saves a bunch of time

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        found the larper that has never driven a forklift

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like OP was right about you lol
        stay in the office making photo copies and let the real men operate the machinery

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Soviet Russia forklift drives you

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a while since I've operated, but is the implication that side shifter is ez mode?

    Pssssh I didn't use that shit to center pallets, I used it to leapfrog inch 16' pallets into a 3' wide, 16 foot deep space.

    Used it to romance hacks of plywood so I could slide in-between the cards and pick the amount I needed without jumping off.

    Also used it to knock a beer off of my coworkers hat brim during the 3pm start of the Christmas party at the lumber yard I worked at.

    If you couldn't think of a way to use it that wasn't just adjusting for shitty aim then YOU didn't drive a forklift

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's been a while since I've operated, but is the implication that side shifter is ez mode?
      I think what he is getting at is if you didn't drive the forklift last then you can be almost guaranteed that the forks aren't centered by the last guy and you will have to center them. At least that's my take on it.

      On my old Caterpillar V80D the inner lever is the mast raise/lower, middle is side shift and outer lever is mast tilt.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only use it when walking 16' bundles into a 12' door, saves a few Austin Powers moments

      I wish I had power fork width adjust... that would be nice. Especially when sliding the forks over with my 8' fork extensions on. They can be a bear. I should probably grease them up, but I run in a really dusty environment, so that might actually be worse in the long run.

      I will perpetually be jelly of the lumber yard guys who drive the heavy 3 wheel forklifts
      can basically crab walk or spin in place

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old timer at my job used to walk around muttering "certified, certified, CERTIFIABLE"

      >It's been a while since I've operated, but is the implication that side shifter is ez mode?
      I think what he is getting at is if you didn't drive the forklift last then you can be almost guaranteed that the forks aren't centered by the last guy and you will have to center them. At least that's my take on it.

      On my old Caterpillar V80D the inner lever is the mast raise/lower, middle is side shift and outer lever is mast tilt.

      Side shift being left off center isn't too annoying. The real b***h with when someone leaves the forks super wide or super narrow for an unusual payload size pize up and the goddamn tracks aren't greased.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how about when you hop on only to find the previous guy left an empty tank for you

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a hoist for propane tanks
          what kinda panzy ass shit is that?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only ever used diesel. Was a pain in the ass because I had to hand crank it in. Also set the seat back to how it was Jimmy, I'm sick of it always being all the way back because you're are Goodman 6/5 human

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I cannot help but hate this. I kinda get it, but I still irrationally hate it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          wtf is that? the only exercise a forklift driver gets is when he changes the propane tank, why take that away from him?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably 95% of workplace accident claims for a forklift driver is their fat asses swapping out a propane tank and claiming a back injury. So someone invented the propane lift...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it's always an ALMOST empty tank so I lose gas while in the boxing area.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          gay. run the tank down to empty then haul it to the tank storage, then haul the full back to the lift.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haul the full tank to the lift. Use lift. Reinstall near-empty tank for the frickstick who did ya dirty.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why yes i use a lift for my 60 lb propane tank
          >how could you tell
          >i also wear a hard hat in a fork lift

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

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      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine not having all 4 functions.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I had power fork width adjust... that would be nice. Especially when sliding the forks over with my 8' fork extensions on. They can be a bear. I should probably grease them up, but I run in a really dusty environment, so that might actually be worse in the long run.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Place I worked at was nothing but crushed stone dust that have literal dust tornados from time to time, and they used grease on their lift fork tracks. They ran those things fricking hard, but I don't recall he grease ever directly causing issues except maybe some rust on the rail, but it's a forklift, not a bugati.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I actually squirted some chain and cable lube on the fork slides today. Huge difference. Even with my fork extensions on i could slide them quite easily.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you for finally making feel vindicated after years of me lurking this board, and leaving the industry earlier this year. I'm glad it worked out anon. Protect your digits with gloves and your neck/back with smart movements always. Godbless and I hope you and your forks have a merry Xmas.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you anon! And my ol' V80D and I hope you have a merry Christmas as well!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cat
                Meow

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your 80d is in a lot better shape than the old v60c that I get pro bono with my shop space. It does everything a forklift is supposed to do, so I can't complain. The parking brake is long missing, and it would be quite handy to have back since it's an automatic, but I get by with a block of wood.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's okay as long as you wipe the old shit off occasionally.
                I deal with ones where they grease the frick out of the carriage and forks, then never clean the old stuff off. Eventually it turns into something that has the look and solidity of pavement, the forks won't slide, and I have to charge them to scrape it clean.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's okay as long as you wipe the old shit off occasionally.
                I deal with ones where they grease the frick out of the carriage and forks, then never clean the old stuff off. Eventually it turns into something that has the look and solidity of pavement, the forks won't slide, and I have to charge them to scrape it clean.

                you could try something like pic

                clean it really well and paint it with some mos2 paint it dries and does not attract dust

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an oldgay and this thread just made me realize I've never run a forklift they have all been loaders with forks or bobcats never seen that third lever, thanks guys

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know how to use the three seashells

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    used to drive an electric Toyota with side-shift and an auto leveller button, would recommend

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He only thinks he is driving the forklift.
    The forklift software relays signals to his brain, then his brain executes those actions, making him think he is in control. In reality he is just a passenger

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's worse when people don't centre the side shift.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >working on this rich people survival bunker
    >tell the old rich guy you want at 2 electric (LiFePO) forklifts
    >he says what about just using the 4 pallet jacks
    >have him move a pallet with a pallet jack
    >it isn't even that heavy
    >he okays 3 forklifts

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, casual
    >need to move forklift out of the way
    >keep increasing throttle, moves very slowly
    >look over to instruments cluster, battery fully charged, discover parking brake was engaged
    Is this what you call inching mode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still do it all the time. The handbrake on ours barely fricking works so I don't realise it's on until I hear the engine start screaming.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that the lever for moving the fork horizontally?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sideshift, yes. A.K.A, the lever for morons who can't drive.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know about you anon but I have never had the luxury of working someplace where the forklifts actually fricking work properly, so sometimes that sides shift is vitally necessary especially when the only operational lift only turns right but not left for some fricking reason.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was always cruising since the world's been moving

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was always burning, since the world's been turning

      son of a b***h you beat me to it

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always forget to shift into second and third gear
    It's fun hear the high rpms tho

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some homosexual up on the top rack is trying to direct you
    >k, bring it in, bring it in
    >now sideshift

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i drove it , this is the lateral displacement of the forks , pretty useless for an experienced pilot , but noobs will use it to adjust better , very old forklift don t have this feature

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretty useless for an experienced pilot

      You guys must not be picking up the 30-40' wide loads I've been picking here lately... I mean I can get real close to the middle but a bit of picking up and side shifting to find the exact balance point really helps get things sitting on the forks nicely... especially on things like telephone poles that are tapered and lighter on the one end. You can guess pretty close, but it takes some fiddling to get it perfect.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        these anons think experienced means lifting 1 million pallets

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's for left to right action.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was always burning, since the world's been turning

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