You are tasked with building a backyard railroad...

...how do you go about doing it?

Conditions:
- Assume this is a budget build and the cheapest options are preferred.
- Assume a parcel exists with no major topographical challenges.

Starter questions:
- What are you going to use for an engine?
- What materials are you going to use for rail?
- What are you going to name your railroad?

I think this is a very doable project and a lot more fun than model railroading. Especially if your plot is 10+ acres and has trees / rocks / etc. to move. Just want to feel it out for now.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What are you going to name your railroad?

    The Totally Fabulous Unbelievably Gay Express

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You begin by studying the many hobby railroad venues and learning how it's successfully done. You don't just randomly pull ideas out of your arse because the hobby is older than anyone living.

    You identify how long it needs to last and how close or not it needs to mimic the real deal. You decide if you want actual rails or something different. Your engine depends on your resources and expected load. The name doesn't matter except to the owner and that question is moronic.

    >I think this is a very doable project
    Then get your ass to studying because while doable it is not spoonfeedable. Decide if you just want to talk fantasy or actually build the thing. You have a fair chance of finding an existing one or parts for sale after checking the right venues, clubs etc so do that. PrepHole is not one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Decide if you just want to talk fantasy
      are you new here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This 100%
      When my dad retired he got bored. When he hit his 70s he connected with large scale train people and they embraced him because he could build shit well. He had a background with decades of carpentry. He made a ton of fricking cash off of those nerds but it wasn’t easy money because they were extremely picky. Building a train car for them was worth like 5-10 grand but it had to be just right. The cheaper ones were the freight cars in back because they just were decorative but the engines would generally carry people. They could easily run 5 figures and the materials were often not all that much. They did take awhile to build but a big part of that was that they were being built by someone with the knees and back of 70+ year old man who had done carpentry and construction since he was like 12 or 13 years old
      They 100% know what they’re doing though. I helped him deliver them a few times and they’re autism levels of obsessive about how everything is done, which is pretty par for the course for train nerds I suppose. The downside for op is that none of it was done cheap at all; those dudes bled cash. After 4-5 years of working with them my dad literally bought a porsche

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they’re autism levels of obsessive about how everything is done
        can confirm, my dad was a trian buf since he was 6. he died at the age of 74.

        when I was selling his stuff on ebay I had tons of trouble because he would modify the trains he bought to be more "authentic". he only stopped playing with trains about 2 years before he died when dementia took his mind from him.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would probably build the rails out of green treat and then attach angle iron to the tops. With this system you can piecemeal the wood and then just curve the metal to get a smooth track
    I'd use a salvaged electric motor from a treadmill or something as the engine and then I might do steel frames for the cars but meh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >angle iron
      >curve the metal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        iron
        the metal
        You definitely can curve angle iron. It will just require some shrinking or stretching of one of the legs. Not a super easy, and will require a roll bender and proper dies or a torch and heat, but still not impossible.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Build a dirt track and some go-karts instead. Then you'll be the cool uncle instead of the creepy uncle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what makes one cool and other creepy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        .

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ..

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why isn't the gokart inadequately sized

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why isn't the gokart inadequately sized
            because cool uncle don't screw up

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably just do what way out west does. Your workload isn't worth the modern design choices the real railways made like crowned I beam rails, or even angle iron like anon says.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unistrut and four 24v truck starter motors.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another DORK hobby
    Like HAM radio
    Retired machinists more than likely

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take caboose boys man card.
    Thats cringey, painful to see any male pussy whipped like that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Take caboose boys man card.
      >Thats cringey, painful to see any male pussy whipped like that.

      How much do you wager the kid she is carrying isn't his?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's just playing with his family

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sorry sweetheart, you can’t be the fun train conductor in the steam engine because anonymous virgins will call me a cuck and a pussy

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    H4 timber sleepers, H3.2 wooden rails, simple wood bogeys and large conical/tapered wheels sistered to larger wooden discs to keep them on the track.
    Getting metal involved is pointless, all-wood setups worked fine for minecarts and various backyard/playground rail setups

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you've got an existing railway track in your backyard consider extending it off from there. Just make sure to keep the track switched to its original route to avoid trains derailing into your trailer home.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlyD5gnqylArkIr49Rax3A8gTs3mvoCAU

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese labor.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What are you going to use for an engine
    I'd go electric, to help save the planet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. buy tesla
      2. can no longer afford backyard railroad project
      everyone wins

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. buy commercially available track. it's literally under backyard train. there is NO FRICKING reason to reinvent the wheel, or scale, or tracks.
    2. recognize there is a fricking good reason train wheels are shaped the way they are

    alternatively if you're truly a cheap ass darkie
    1. frick the tracks build wagon cars from trailers made for a garden tractor, decorate the garden tractor as the engine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >. there is NO FRICKING reason to reinvent the...tracks.
      fricking cost? lol. idiot.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no quality poorgay method for this. Get a quad and some trailers or something instead.

        Often the best thing to do with bad ideas is discard them. Everything about backyard railroading is online so there no need to ask here.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can very very very easily build track from steel angle and cutting timber sleepers to save like 9/10th cost of track.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, and end up as the latest Darwin Award recipient.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >steel angle
            not how railroads work

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/utN4MdZ.jpg

              1. buy commercially available track. it's literally under backyard train. there is NO FRICKING reason to reinvent the wheel, or scale, or tracks.
              2. recognize there is a fricking good reason train wheels are shaped the way they are

              alternatively if you're truly a cheap ass darkie
              1. frick the tracks build wagon cars from trailers made for a garden tractor, decorate the garden tractor as the engine.

              it works fine, you're not running 100 ton locomotives on it

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spend 15 k on a yard train
    Spend 2 years installing
    Ride around yard waving at everyone like you’re in a patade
    2 days get bored, never ride again
    Make wife weedeat around it all

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like feet.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Assume this is a budget build and the cheapest options are preferred
    Just steal a train

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