You are given access to 100% of the US military's resources, and tasked only to find and retrieve this shitty submarine full of rich people.
What do you use and how do you use it?
You are given access to 100% of the US military's resources, and tasked only to find and retrieve this shitty submarine full of rich people.
I wait for a few days until they get all sweaty and smelly, then I start looking for them
Contemplate the aroma
Ahh, the Russian approach.
>100% of the US military's resources
I have the brainhunters astral project the location, and use the Tic-Tac to psychically hoist the submarine up.
>Capcha: SHHHHN
Orcas
Interesting, these rich people need help, and guess who will foot the bill for the rescue infrastructure?
The tax payer.
Pottery.
im sure there are plenty of hungry fish in the ocean that will put those billionaire investors to good use.
send an SSN out to use it's sonar
drop depth charges around wherever we think they are
>rich billionare dying
hopefully theyre in the dark running out of oxygen, frick these rich subhumans
go back to leftypol
leftypol simps for billionares as long as their homosexuals, just like republicans do. rich people are degenerate animals and self serving
Imagine simping for people who actively despise you.
Frick off you dumb Black person
He bragged about hiring a “diverse” crew instead of 50 year old white men with military submarine experience
Didn't know this guy is so based. I guess i underestimated the Canadians.
drop some sonar buoys around the wreck area
if there's no banging sound, frickers are already dead or too stupid to live, pack up and call it it
they probably panicked and ran out of oxygen a while ago
Everyone talks about oxygen, but I'm wondering how well that thing handles prolonged cold. Obviously it has some system to keep warm in the frigid depths, but can it run continuously for the entire duration they've been down there? If not, then they could have died from exposure even before running out of air. That thing doesn't have a lot of room for insulation.
With clothing and no wind you would be able to make it for days in 4°C. Also, 5 people means 5x100W roughtly, a 0.5kW space heater running 24/7.
They probably had some electricity problem, maybe smoking batteries, that kills you very fast.
They also hat two muslims on board, so they might just have exploded for the greater glory of Allah.
The sub is made out of carbon fiber and was never actually tested or certified properly. It probably imploded on the way down.
I instead launch a nuclear ambush on the Russian Federation and the People's Republic of China, then declare the First American Empire.
IMAGINE the smell
have you seen the head?
They committed the unforgivable sin of being utterly unprofessional by supporting an utterly unprofessional grift. Rich people can afford to build a proper submarine and others have done so. This informs my choices.
I don't work for free so my consulting cost is (net) 100 million dollars/year for however long it takes. It's my duty to emphasize safety to protect my armed forces brothers and sisters so I have them work remotely.
I use a state of the art fish finder mounted to a buoy over my best guesstimate of the wrecks location. This is replaced as often as necessary from backups while I wait for global warming to lower the water level to a reasonable 10mm after which the casualty will be easy to spot from space.
You write contracts don’t you?
Just want to point out (once again) that the USN has been sleeping on ASW capabilities and now its gonna show.
Why the frick are they barefoot do they meditate down there or some shit
somehow shoes causing damage to the craft?
They are sitting in an enclosed space for 8 hours. presumably if they didn't enforce it people would be taking off their shoes anyway at some point and cluttering the environment
think the tourists are pissed off right now?
I hope they've went psychotic and started murdering each other
God I hope they didn't implode and are just going insane knowing they only have a few dozen hours left. They absolutely deserve to suffer.
one of them was an old french explorer who basically said hes ready to die on a sub if it comes to it so he's probably chillin. the dad and son are probably freaking out though.
Ironically, the French explorer is the only one I'm really worried about.
I'd buy several zoos and have the gorilla exhibits include a BDSM contraption. Then every day around feeding time I'd have the caretakers put the alpha male to sleep and fixate him in the contraption while the other males eat aphrodisiac laced food. Then when the alpha male wakes up they will take turns on him, causing the first recorded buckbreaking of a gorilla ever.
Also I would start using underwater drone swarming to scan the bottom, it's really not that hard.
>try to steer left
>sub doesnt move to the left
>rage and throw the controller
>controller broken
i guarantee you this is how it happened
Nuclear depth charge.
drop some gold pennies in the sea, wait
that vessel has a multitude of ways of ascending by itself in case of failure, which means the vessel itself no longer has any buoyancy, otherwise it would ascend.
so basically, some dude with one of those metal detectors they use on beaches will be on dinghy duty out on the ocean looking for scraps to appear at the surface, since the vessel is long gone and the people are long dead, while i pocket as many resources as possible. maybe i'd import some cuban cigars? how many pallets of cigars can i get into the country on e.g. an osprey going havana-miami 24/7 with aeriel refueling? would a ship be better? what vessel has the best cargo capacity over time when the distances are short and the resources near infinite?
>implying the billionaire didn’t murder the rest to secure oxygen for himself
Does CIA still have that ship they used to recover the sunked Soviet Sub?
Russian sources say that never happened, it was a PR stunt.
Glomar Explorer was scrapped in 2015, unfortunately. Not that it would save these rich morons, but a shame such a piece of history got reduced to scrap
realistically? some put in some token effort to look good
other than the good PR of "the US military is helping the search and rescue", there's basically zero value in helping
not to mention that near-zero chance of finding them, much less intact/alive
the titantic took 70 years to find, and was both larger and in less deep water than where this sub was lost
>wound carbon fibre hull on a fricking deep sea pressure vessel that has experienced multiple loading cycles
i guarantee something cracked because current understanding of composite fatigue failure is unironically dogshit, they're all dead
t. knower
Electrical fire killed them within two minutes. Even a single smartphone battery going up in smoke would have ended them pretty quickly.
>t. knower
I have the video feed.
the vessel had no distress beacon?
>no distress beacon
>no tether
>no backup method of surfacing
>no backup method of controls
>no backup method of communications
Something like this was bound to happen eventually.
What kind of signal can even penetrate a mile of water?
The only way to do real time communication that deep is through tethered cables.
>What kind of signal can even penetrate a mile of water?
even just a flashing light so you can be visually located
Light doesn't even travel close to that distance in water, the sun can't even shine down there.
>Light may be detected as far as 1,000 meters down
thats decent sized bubble
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater_acoustic_communication
>$20 off brand game controller that controls the ship fails
Billionaire owner spared no expense.
TL;DW: Either the shitty carbon fiber pressure hull finally collapsed (CEO sued whistleblower who pointed out flaws in the weave) or something caught fire in the oxygen rich environment and they Apollo 1'd themselves.
Either way the CEO played fast and loose with safety and decided to only hire young engineers to "inspire them" (aka: didn't want to pay experienced people). Innocent people died, but the project was doomed from the start.
>What do you use and how do you use it?
I track down OP and bomb his house. These morons deserve to die in their shitty sub
so has the agitprop brigade tried to make this ukraine's fault yet?
The CEO said he doesn't want old white men anywhere near his submarine so I wouldn't bother helping him.