you are forklift certified, right anon?

you are forklift certified, right anon?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why, yes I am.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Toyota
      does that make the big yellow one a Realota?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That pic sums up china

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    forklifts are fricking easy..... dnno why people think a certification stops morons from driving at 30km/h around blind corners

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I'm not "technically" forklift certified, but I do own my own forklift...

    • 1 year ago
      Bepis

      Oops

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      post your forkie

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Forklift, telehandler, scissor lift, boom lift, skid steer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Right now I work with a guy who was amazed that factory steel workers can make 37/hr. When I do my main gig I make 50/hr, and our foreman on this particular temp job makes 75/hr.
      He aspires to get his forklift and skid steer certs, yet I've been running the same equipment as you for years. Makes me lol when I run into the people who don't have their shit together despite being 25 years older

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an alcoholic. That counts, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it does. No jobs worth doing without booze

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is no universal "forklift certification", there is no governing body. There are OSHA requirements for companies and thats it, just like every other OSHA requirement you follow but dont have a "certification" for. A "forklift certification" is independent to each company, its just a corporate policy, and the testing is completely different for each company.

    I was "forklift certified" working at Kmart, and it was a 10 minute walkaround and explanation on how to use the machine.

    The machine shop I work at, I had a written test and had to train driving around for like an hour etc etc.
    I worked for a food warehouse for a short time, and the "certification" process was far less intense, which is ironic because it was 99% forklift work while I use the forklift in the shop now maybe once a month.

    The biggest scam is going and taking a class to get a license at a school or local community college.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The biggest scam is going and taking a class to get a license at a school or local community college
      This, but our state level OSHA equivalent does require a forklift certification that needs to be renewed every year. It's handled by a 3rd party like Hertz/Herc or United Rentals or various other companies. They require a certification for each different style of forklift.that you actually sit down in to operate and it's easier to go through a rental company because they'll have you run through a couple tests on each machine so they can sign you off for all. Surprisingly though you don't need a cert for the one that they use at home depot that has like a 15 foot lift because you operate that while standing up. It's weird but it's more to protect workers from being forced by their employer to do something they don't know how to do.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Every 3 years I meant, and it has to have your current companies name on the card. So if you change companies after 1 year you need to be recertified through your current company. That's to protect the company from fake certs or previous improper/subpar training.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        can never protect workers from their own stupidity

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not at all, but you're supposed to be able to report an occurrence and be afforded the same rights as reporting an OSHA violation where your employer can't punish you for doing so. They can get around it, I'm sure, but I've never seen the situation come up. I work industrial jobs though and liability is the number 1 concern.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Surprisingly though you don't need a cert for the one that they use at home depot that has like a 15 foot lift because you operate that while standing up
        Huh? You definitely need to be trained and certified to drive the reach truck.
        >t. worked at home depot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >There is no universal "forklift certification", there is no governing body
      >everywhere is america

      In Germany getting Forklift certified is a 2-3 days process, pretty much no employer will let you on a forklift without certification. Costs a couple hundreds which almost always the employer covers.

      Employers can give you legal permission to use forklits on their premises instead of a cert, but few ever do so because liability I guess.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, it's not a certification it's a transfer of liability. So are most certification schemes.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You betcha

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't I just print out a pdf with my name on it then and say I'm certified? Are there any cheap online courses?

    • 1 year ago
      Bepis

      Pretty sure you get certified by your employer, it’s not some state license like a CDL.

      Lie on your application and say you drove forklifts at a past job, that will be as good as forging a fake license.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just lie, bro, just lie!

        Until you're asked to adjust the forks, and have no idea how to adjust the forks...

        • 1 year ago
          Bepis

          The first time I got forklift certified was when I was 18 or 19 at Petsmart. I used the thing once every two weeks to pull a pallet of cat litter or dog food off the rack because I sold fish and birds to people but learned how to do everything in the store. I never once adjusted the forks because there was rarely anything besides standard ~48” x 42” pallets.

          At that point, I wouldn’t be lying to tell a potential employer that I was forklift certified even though I never moved the forks.

          >anon go unload that truck, we need to get this product moving asap
          >why not? you said you have forklift experience? we don't do hands on training here, you should already know what you're doing!
          yeah great advice homosexual

          Man, you pick that shit up quick if you’re not moronic. Tell them it’s your first time driving a Toyota. Plus any big company is going to put you through their little training course before you start unloading trailers.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Taking 30 seconds to scope the forks out and figure out how to adjust them is too hard... Its either manually or a hydraulic lever, figure it out.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What is your boss thinking in those thirty seconds? It's not ,"Man, I love how careful and thorough this new guy is!"

            • 1 year ago
              Bepis

              My excuse: I drove a Toyota at the last job.

              If it’s a Toyota, I tell him I was in a Hyster or Crown or one of those Ching Chong $4000 forklifts.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If the forklift you are unfamiliar with has two pedals, say "Oh I was trained on a Cat/Nissan/Mitsubishi (etc.)"

                If it has three pedals, say "Oh I was trained on a Hyster/Yale".

                If the cab is more than a story above the chassis, you're probably shit out of luck.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Forklifts with 3 pedals either just brake, brake, gas, or some piece of shit manual from the 70s

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Well, "Creep" or "Clutch-Brake", depending.
                Yes, really old ones pre fluid clutch it's just a regular clutch, sometimes with a limited brake function.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm so used to this baby, I'd probably have to practice a bit with anything small or propane-driven. We've got a little propane Hyster, but the mast can't go up to the second floor, of course, so I never use it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              "It's different from what I learned on, forks were hydraulic/manual"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >anon go unload that truck, we need to get this product moving asap
        >why not? you said you have forklift experience? we don't do hands on training here, you should already know what you're doing!
        yeah great advice homosexual

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >certified forklift and powered equipment trainer

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the guy that fixes the forklifts.
    I have to be certified on everything. We have training and refresh training, monthly, as well as frequent factory recertification.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Actually have 3 of them. Only pic I have of my most frequently used one around the shop. Caterpillar V80D Perkins diesel, 8000lb lift capacity. Built the fork extensions for it. Handy for moving trailers, unloading moronic stuff I bring home, and positioning welding projects so I don't have to stand on my head and weld.

    Also have a Case 585C all terrain forklift with an 18 bale accumulator on it that we used to use to load small bales of hay onto trailers, and an old as hell Kwik Mix Hi-lifter. Thing is old and rare and I haven't found much info on it on the internet. 4wd running 14.00-24 loader/grader tires. Rear steer axle (steering is out of it and I need to rig up a full hydro steering system for it) and a continental gas engine.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bay 12 please

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