You are for whatever reason now tasked with taking a clueless yet eager urbanite on a journey to learn best practices deep in the wilderness. Getting them killed on purpose is heavily discouraged, but permissible if all other options are exhausted.
What's the first thing you're going to make them do physically after their recommended reading?
Start a fire. Start one with dry shit, start one with wet shit, start one with wet shit and cold fricking hands.
Why are zoomers obsessed with painting their shoes? That design doesn't even look good.
It's called " poor leader "
Walk up Tumamoc Hill at a brisk pace. Make them do it three times a week until they can keep up with me. I'm not even super fit, just fitter than the average Amerilard.
Go over different navigation tools and how to use them properly
I loved learning how to use a topo map and protractor and it was still hard to sit through as a teenager.
Collect and process firewood. Every time I've had a normie tag along on a trip they expect a campfire every night. I've learned to explain to them well beforehand that they're responsible for finding wood, cutting it up, dragging it back to camp, chopping it up, and sorting fuels and starters and all that gay shit, or there will simply be no fires. Shit is entirely too much work for zero practical reasons in a non-survival situation. Watch how fast a normie is cool with chow cooked on a twig stove and then going to bed without a stupid fricking campfire if they themselves are forced to sweat for hours doing the work required for it.
This. Extra points if you "forget" an axe and make them baton it
Is deadfall rare as gold where you’re camping? It doesn’t take me much longer than half an hour to pick up kindling, split some logs, and light some newspaper
Yeah not much where im at, if you find something its a whole ass tree you wouldnt be able to drag to camp.
Scrawny arms
Complete a 7 day crucible in inhospitable country
eat a whole bowl of eggs
>you have to eat ALL the eggs
>What's the first thing you're going to make them do physically after their recommended reading
Walk them deep into the woods and then ask them which way the car is. If they fail, ask them which way should they go to get out/get to town/get to a highway. If they fail these, they aren't ready to go PrepHole. Frick maps and tools, if you don't have a basic sense of direction that shit is going to more of a hindrance than a help. I can't tell you how many morons go out with a map, get lost, pull out the map and then just get more lost.
Learn how to choose , fit and break in your boots without making yourself a casualty. This dumb ass should be NJP'd along with his squad leader.
Gonna add to this. When buying any sort of shoe, make sure to try them on at the end of a day when you been on your feet a lot. Your feet are gonna swell, so something that is lose can be tight end of the day.
t. Guy who sold shoes for a few years.
I just bought the only boot that was my size at walmart and started rucking 20 miles a day immediately
Thank your guardian angel.
Take a hike above treeline so they get sunburnt in three seconds and are exhausted all the time so they get that elevation matters.
>What's the first thing you're going to make them do physically after their recommended reading?
urbanite detected. rural folks don't have to read a book about what has been on their doorstep since their infancy
i'd make sure their shoes fit they have appropriate clothes and don't bring 50 lbs of gear for an overnighter.
then it's course time, one day at a time. navigation. first aid. preparation. finding drinkable water. making or finding simple shelters. passing time without a smartphone and the internet. not being homosexualOP.
>urbanite detected
that's the whole point of this thread, idiot
I'm going to make them pay me, in cash, for my services. This shit ain't free. Too many think guiding and environmental education is unskilled free shit for some reason.