Every summer the rich and famous love hanging out on boats in the Mediterranean. How does that not get boring after a couple of hours? How is that better than a waterfront house?
WTF do people do on boats?
Every summer the rich and famous love hanging out on boats in the Mediterranean. How does that not get boring after a couple of hours? How is that better than a waterfront house?
Probably all the booze, drugs and underage pussy keeps it interesting.
no drugs, guns or underage hookers on yachts, they get searched too often, sometimes for days with xray machines. Crews are mostly british or commonwealth as they have passports that can go to most countries. Nothing illegal goes on, because turn over is high and a disgruntled employee would report it and the recent seizure of russian yachts should be enough to prove that they are not above the law despite low iq poors commonly thinking otherwise. Booze, yes, escorts, sometimes, but both are legal in europe. You couldnt order a captain to sail through a "killer storm" they are not suicidal and there are very strict regulations.
Lol cope. Russians got their ships seized because it's politics, and even then the juden oligarchs managed to just set sail for their desert hellhole.
Nobody is talking ol' Bezos cocaine away.
found the low iq poor
Found the israelite.
ywnbaj
Ewww gross.
the seizure of russian assets has nothing to do with the law. don't even know why you'd bring that up.
every federal agent would love to nab a billionaire, it would be a career maker. Billionaires are some of the most polite and kind people you would ever meet. Yachts are live real life downton abbey
everyone has a price, its very common for even famous actresses. It may sound crazy but if youre a straight female and a high value man approaches you, you chat and he invites you back to his yacht and you say youre not that kind of girl and he offers you $10k, do you take it? Or prehaps a male version is how much would it have taken for you to frick the queen? More commmon though is girlfriend contracts, a billionaire will have a contract drawn up saying that he will pay his girlfriend say $20k/month and she is expected to preform x number of sex acts a day/week/etc. They became very common after the EU passed a law stating that common law marriage starts at 2 years of living together, in practice it meant that no high value man would date a girl longer than a year. This is almost certainly how leo decaprio operates with his young model girlfriends (even gucci modles only make $60k/year so $20k/month is a lot to a model)
>billionaires are the most polite and kind people
yeah epstein's island is a real who's who of the kindest souls on our earth.
practically saints
I'm fricking the queen for free
Aren't there like documented cases of actresses getting their start being barely legal hookers on yachts. Look up yachting in the film industry.
>they get searched too often
poor people's yachts do
when you're rich and powerful enough the coastguard dont dare go near you
Lmao you are a complete moron and have never been on a yacht
Is there any law on international waters?
It’s called SOLAS (safety of life at sea) and it goes for every ship above a certain length i think, it’s mostly safety regulations but there’s some clauses against smuggling. One important rule is the flag state principle, this says that on any ship outside of territorial waters the laws of the state where it’s registered are relevant and the captain functions as a public authority figure who has to enforce the laws of the vessel’s flagstate. This is also the basis for the marriage scene in pirates of the Caribbean btw. Since the owner of the yacht is often not the captain ( usually the case on these ships) the captain is also on the owner’s payroll so there might be some flexibility in his law enforcement responsibilities. In the end every ship is subject to regular port state controls after a certain period. There’s regulations on the frequency of these check ups, iirc the more shortcomings are found the higher the frequency of check ups and after a certain limit the ship gets “chained” . I guess in terms of technicallities these ships shouldn’t have too much trouble but they still have dope dogs and divers looking for illegal stuff. Still there’s plenty of ways they can have their party, the sea is still the most important route for drug trade worldwide ( especially along the west european coast) so they probably have their contacts too
>Never saw Wolf of Wall Street
Damn, it's illegal... The one thing that can stop a billionaire from doing something...
Maybe this is true in the Med. But I'm willing to bet things are different in the Gulf. Plus, "turnover" is irrelevant when Arab sheiks are enjoying their own boats, which they probably aren't even making available for charter because they have so much money they don't care wasting it on an idle boat.
That said, you're probably correct no one is bringing underage hookers or doing flashy things with trafficked children in this day and age. They're being more discreet about it.
>1% of people are pedophiles
None of that would stand to reason, because it's total bullshit.
Men are attracted to pretty girls with secondary sexual characteristics. Age is literally irrelevant in that regard. So it's not 1%, it's more like 80% of men. If you include the guys who are actually attracted to underdeveloped girls, then maybe it's 85% of men.
Nah, their morals are probably just as low as everyone else's.
I actually believe you. The mild drugs they might get away with but I doubt the rest of the pizzagate tier narrative being farmed here
Remember aoc is like 14-16 I euroland. I think that's what the first poster is referring to when he says "underaged"
Not the todddler pizagate shit
nothing
its literally just this and rich person bragging rights
Women like big boat. If you have big boat, women will like you too
>The implication
My step-sister and her friends went onto a boat with some random guy we met at a casino. Legitimately thought she was going to get raped, but it turned out okay.
They didn't say no
Because of the implication
Do coke, bang hookers/mistresses away from the wife or other prying eyes. If you're famous you can kill your wife and get away with it or sail to certain islands where certain parties go on. It's rich c**ts, use your imagination. What kind of weird shit do they get up to in their rape dungeons? Same shit but at sea
>How is that better than a waterfront house?
So much easier to hide the body.
From my many years of summers in the med, they just lounge about like its a 5 star hotel for days on end, commanding their minimum wage eastern European staff around so that they never have to lift a finger to do anything.
Every 3 days or so they drop anchor a while out from port, take a little dingy into whatever greek town catches their fancy, and eat a $2000 dinner, mogging all the locals in the process. Then they scurry back to their boat for the night, poke around the city for the second day, command Ruslan, Anton, Petrynka, and Kateryna to stock back up, hop on the yacht and set sail to the next unfortunate village, repeating the 3 day cycle again.
This will continue for a few weeks to a few months until eventually their corporate obligations climb far enough up their ass for them to charter a flight back to whatever liberal hole in the ground they came from.
yachts are mobile homes on the water, one day you can camped out in the grand canyon, another deep in the rockies 100 miles from anyone, all whilst having all the comforts you are used to. Yachts are also a tax evasion scheme
>Yachts are also a tax evasion scheme
Please elaborate. Are there any applications to a poverty vessel?
in simple terms, do you own a successful incorporated business? if so you can lease the vehicle under the business, host business partners and clients. lease payments decrease the "earnings" of the company and reduce the taxes the company needs to pay.If you use the vehicle for business it doesn't count toward your income and you can have the benefit of owning a vehicle without owning said vehicle.
Billionaires don't use mobile homes though.
>How does that not get boring after a couple of hours?
Those boats have loads of amenities. Swimming platforms, jet skis, tender boats, scuba ports, top notch kitchens, top notch drink. You can catch one of the b***hes laying out and bang her. Shoot off some fireworks. Smoke dope. Shoot guns. Skip rocks. Throw fruit at the help.
You could order your captain to sail to Monaco through a killer storm who gives a frick if it sinks? You party with the Italian navy and everything is fine.
>How is that better than a waterfront house?
They have those too bro the yacht is just a change of pace.
they sit in the sun and bask in their wealth
just sitting without a care in the world gets better and better the older you get
>How does that not get boring after a couple of hours?
Yeah I know, it's a mystery, son...
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they're right there anon
small tight asses are perfect
fat floppy brappers are for minorities and zoomers
The one furthest to the left there, that's a sad ass, but the rest look fine.
I don't get the whole Black person mentality to asses.
>not a single attractive woman
>Implying you wouldn't beg them to let you lick dogshit off their feet.
>t. virgin
if you don't mind unattractive women just go hire the cheapest crack prostitute you can find
They say there's nothing wrong with being gay anymore, good for you anon.
go ahead and show us what your ideal woman is kek
you cum after 10 minutes.
do you actually want to have conversations with 5 dumb b***hes?
Thats what the meth is for. Never stop pumping
blort
>you cum after 10 minutes
YOU cum after 10 minutes, i don't because then the fun is over
He doesn't seem like a smart guy himself. Basically an aging himbo. Same goes for Pitt.
>you cum after 10 minutes.
You might. Most men know how to wait.
I guess that's fun but my wife was literally hotter than them for sure in her prime and hotter than two of them at least even now she's 37.
Pathetic.
You married your wife. He just fricked her. Big difference
It'd be pretty sweet to go exploring all over the world in one, check out all the Islands and coasts of BC and so on, check out cool Pacific Volcanoes, head down to South Georgia and see some whales. I'd much rather have a southern ocean worth boat than a fancy Mediterranean yacht.
Uncle has a boat.
If you're not water-sking they are boring af. Get a jetski
Scuba, snorkeling, fishing, traveling
They are simple people
12 miles out no rules, underage sex, drugs etc etc
12 miles out and you are subject to the laws of the flag your boat is registered under. You still have a staff of 6-20+ with high turnover who will absolutely report any drugs or underage sex to the authorities. You people are fricking moronic with zero idea of what you are talking about
You’re awfully keen to educate us in the fact that there definitely aren’t underage child prostitutes on these ships, hmm…
1% of people are pedophiles, it would stand to reason that 1% of billionaires are also pedos, but a yacht is not the place where any of that shit would take place
You dont think theres any correlation whatsoever between billionaire status and pedophilia?
If anything it’s less common, when you have an endless supply of models on tap and have sex frequently, you dont want some young girl who doesn’t know how shit your virgin ass is at sex
Having an endless supply of models on tap just devalues them like a hyperinflated currency.
Even normalgays experience something similar with having so much regular porn on demand that the rarer fetish shit starts being the only thing that's special and can get them off anymore.
You can give me all the sex in the world, I'm still not gonna become a pedophile
The only porn I can get off to is true hidden camera white boy losing virginity to hooker or tinder hookup
Most of it's just influence peddling. You get people who just hang out on these cruises as eye candy, it's not guaranteed they'll bang every young bawd in a bikini, just like having a personal harem.
That's exactly the problem, it gets boring after a while so they seek new thrills
they can get away with it and have lowered moral standards, that's about it imo
>they can get away with it
>epstein gets murdered
>prince andrew gets disowned
No, they cant. This may be a shock to you but age of consent is much lower is most countries than the usa, its 14 in Germany for example, a billionaire would just move there if he liked 14 year olds, its 12 in mexico
>epstein gets murdered
Epstein was an incredibly obvious puppet simply given his power to allow him to blackmail.
>prince andrew
the UK
There for sure is. Many "billionaires" are just puppets for the NWO money changers. They get to enjoy some level of material wealth but ultimately they do not control their companies, which are kept afloat by free-money policies from central banks. They are more akin to actors than entrepreneurs.
You don't know a single billionaire even remotely, yet you have strong opinions on specific sexual proclivities
t. israelite billionaire kiddy diddler apologist
Ah yes because billionaire sociopath would never leverage their money and power to ruin somebody’s life who decided to dime them out to the authorities.Yep, that would never happen.
homie Epstien is a household name now you are not fooling anyone
Epstein made his money by honeypots. We will never know the full extent of depravity with pedo-island, however he made the vast extent of his money by leveraging the male desire to have sex with young women, only to find out that they weren't legal and well there's footage... Ahem. Write the cheque.
touch grass please. If homeless people get away with doing drugs in public, billionaires can get away with doing drugs on their private property.
>implying laws apply to the rich
thats how we know you're a poor.
Drug use is much safer I would imagine.
having a waterfront house is great but there's something amazing about being out on the open water
If you’re doing anything else other than fishing, you’re in my way. Also, if you’re fishing, you’re in my way.
Its basically a private floating party bar.
Many of these boats are, also if your worth Billions its stupid to have it all in cash. He could have 100% of his cash wiped out tommorow and then turn around and still get tens of millions if not 100s for boats and planes.
>floor is not connected to ground so always rhythm of the waves
>neighbors as far as you want them to be
>swimming
>broad horizons
>always colder than on land (perfect when there’s 30 degrees heat wave)
And that’s just without mentioning the art of sailing and the joys it brings to propel oneself with only wind
Yachts aren’t sailboats
homie a yacht is any boat used for recreational purposes and the shit i listed is also possible on motorboats, don’t rip on boats they’re fun
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_yacht
moron
Same as people do on a beach/sea side resort - try to get over unimaginable boredom
I would sexo her holes thats probably what people do on boats
How far do these people travel on boats? Do they just drop anchor a few miles off shore for a few hours?
Depends on plans and continents. In America you have a fine array of choices of nice ports from America all the way to Brazil depending on where and what you want.
Europe it's usually either Norway, Monaco, Greece, or the Riviera.
Gabe Newell is currently cruising around the fjords of Norway as an example
Thats ALOT of coastline
You jump in the water and swim, and fish from boats, OP
Preteen sex of course
It's like a mobile hotel. Has everything you need.
Nothing like the open sea.
t. boat owner
Fishing mostly, occasional wakeboarding and just restaurant / bar hopping around the intercoastal
..it's nice to take non-boat friends out for a day on the water or pull up on an island and have a bbq and drinks during sunset
Why would you have sails for any reason other than LARPing?
>any reason other than LARPing?
Is one needed?
>why would a boat have sails
Truly a mystery for the ages
The boat has a motor. Sails aren't necessary.
>Ship's radar
>points to sat comms of some sort
The radars are underneath
Because sailing is way cooler than motoring
Drive around and look at trees
Sometimes you can see a fish jump and you point it out but everyone else looks too late so they just see the ripples in the water but it's still really cool and they tell you you did a good job spotting fish
I like boats a lot
Fishing, chilling, drinking, swimming
Basically you wake up, eat breakfast, take a quick swim, sail across Dalmatian islands, find a nice spot to anchor for some time, prepare and eat lunch, take a longer swim and just relax for some time. When it's late in the afternoon you travel to some town on some island, head to a restaurant with you family, explore the town center, head back and play some card games and lastly go to bed.
>WTF do people do on boats?
All the same stuff you do on shore, but without having to rub shoulders with shitskins and other undesirables crowding the beach
they're making money, making business connections, planning out new business ideas and they're enjoying looking at the 'gram models they fly out to be eye candy/hooker of the week
Frick that life seem nice. Wish I loved on a boat
No c**ts around to disturb just the ocean
I'm wondering why do the people in the picture wash off the salt from themselves? Don't they like when salt crystals tweaking in their ears?