Would you still go PrepHole if Yetis, Bigfoots, werewolves, skinwalkers, manitous, wendigos etc existed but were rare?
Would you still go?
Would you still go PrepHole if Yetis, Bigfoots, werewolves, skinwalkers, manitous, wendigos etc existed but were rare?
Haha, those are so silly. Go deeper into the woods next time. Try to find some caves! Make sure you're well fed before hand.
You're not fooling anyone.
Well we got burr and coyote and mountin' lion already so why not I guess.
Yes.
They are and I do.
You really have no clue what it's like out here, do you?
>ywn get raped and bitten by the glacier werewolf
They're all real and they're not rare they just haven't jumped out to kill you yet
does it bother them that we tromp around and camp in their woods?
If you're not a complete frickhead then no, it doesn't bother them.
They're not territorial?
t.
It depends on the species and the individual. Bigfoot will get angry or at the very least tell you to get out of their territory, you'll hear them knocking on trees with rocks
Probably not
Yeah. Same as it has always been.
hell no im not letting bigfoot frick me in the ass
Weird hill to die on, but at least you're dead.
"let" has nothing to do with it as far as Bigfoot is concerned.
just go limp and let it happen, BFD has epic prostate massaging powers, one of big reasons sasquatches are hard to track is no one wants to admit they how hard they came from a sasquatch rape.
I was buck broken by bigfoot, "let" isn't in his vocabulary
did you cum like
said?
God, it the best cum of my life and it really fricked my shit up, I can't get hard without thinking about it now, I can't even talk to a shrink about it cause she'll just say "Ha! yer gay with a drug problem, Next!".
shit sucks.
We will also tell you that you're gay, but the good news is we don't charge for it
Of course. With a rifle. Same shit than when there was wolves and bears in Europe. Just go out in a group and kill them if you see them
At the very least, bigfoot and skinwalkers are interdimensional or pandimensional.
t. state that spawned the skinwalker lore
nu-out thinks skinwalkers live in Wisconsin, so no, I don't believe for a second anyone on this board is actually from the state that spawned skinwalkers lore lmao.
The skinwalker lore made it into western prominence via primarily the Navajo, specifically it originated in modern diction and lore from the four corners region of AZ, NM, UT, and CO. There are also fairly unknown ancient structures that follow speculated ley lines in the San Juan basin of NM and CO, known as the roads of Chaco. They also happen to have the exact same system layout as ancient Celtic and Germanic archeological complexes and road ways in northern Europe (straight line roads aligned with mountains and towers, lowland reflection ponds, and sacred sites often with astronomical and archeological significance). It also happens there is a speculated ley line convergence in the San Juan basin.
The skinwalker lore made it into internet prominence via primarily due the TV show 'Supernatural'.
/x/, and the rest of PrepHole's knowledge of any cryptid comes through a minimum of 3 layers of cheap mass media regurgitation.
Those tv shows happened far after it began to make its way into western lore from word of mouth from the Navajo. That show took from the already existing pool of lore that was disseminated and often confused from the original Navajo sources. The Navajo still encounter them.
internet Skinwalkers are pretty distant from what the actual Navajo legends describe.
Originally not that distant until a bunch of those sci-fi shows came along. I have actually had actual Navajo tell me of some of their experiences. They are not entirely physical phenomena.
>The Navajo still encounter them.
No, they don't.
yeah, the reservations have major drug problems but it's more meth and fentanyl than hallucinogens.
t. never been in actual wilderness in the SW overnight.
Well neither have you, since you're still here, right?
They do exist
I want to rape a Wendigo
i want to frick a werewolf
Truthfully the only time I ever had a panic attack camping/hiking--and I hike a fricking LOT and have for decades--was when I felt like I was being watched by ayyyeees.
...it was a presence...
and there's nothing you can do about it either. you can't hide from alliums.
>skinwalkers
I would go out far more. My sole purpose would be capturing one, dragging it back to my secluded cabin, drugging it up to keep it docile and attaching a shock collar to it, and making it take on the form of various women so I could make porn and sell it, make videos of peoples wives who I hate to blackmail the wife into actually fricking me/straight up send the video to the guy. The possibilities are endless. I would make several only fans accounts and put that fricker to work, I would milk it for all I could. I would launch a website called “Texas ForeskinWalker ranger” or something like that and people could submit pics of the woman they wanna see get fricked for like $3000/20 minutes. I would be frick you rich within 6 months. I would then sell that shit to the government and when questioned why it seems so soulless and submissive, so hopeless I would just shrug and say “eats skeet” “what?” I said, “idk it beats me it was like that’s hen I found it haha”
No you wouldn't
My fricking sides
I risk a horrible death by Lyme disease every day, wendingo can’t be any worse.
It's called Permithrin. Soak your outer layers in it. No more Lyme worries.
>manitous
I just found something to fap to.
>Would you still go PrepHole if there was even more cool stuff there?
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Azuhmier/hmofa/master/archive_7/GnaSTtS4
Once I raped a sheep. I got close sneaking and calculated that she would be blocked by the fence when I came out of cover. And my plan worked.
I fliped her over with her legs up made sweet sweet love with her
When I let go she stayed there without moving looking at the clouds with a mix of extasy and PTDS
Bigfoot have no idea what is coming for him
I drank all the milk out a sheep on a walk home from a party and was worried the foals would starve when I woke up the next day and was going to go tell the farmer before some nice anons said they'd be fine.
I go out now don't I?
I’ve seen a kushtaka kill a moose. The moose was waded out eating weeds and the thing came up from the water like a crocodile and grabbed onto the moose by the neck. The moose was much larger but couldn’t get away and end up thrashing in the water until it drowned.
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I go PrepHole with the goal of fricking shooting one of those. Let's see Jared at the pub brag about that deer that was [THIS BIG] When I've got a fricking werewolf head hanging over the mantelpiece. I spent like a hundred bucks on silver bullets and wolfsbane.
They do exist now but are rare and i go out in the front and back country all i can. So it would change nothing. If i see one no way would i shoot it, for what?? So abunch of israelites can give me abunch of israelite currency for murdering one of the last pure, free, and mysterious beings left that they havent enslaved through their central banking wage slave system?? Yea go get fricked
Sometimes i do find myself wishing that stuff was actually real, just for the sake of adventure
It's almost like you people don't realize that bears, wolves, and coyotes can kill you, not to mention mountain lions, pumas, and cougars. You want to worry about 2 spoopy 4 dawoods, when the real shit will kill you just for smelling delicious.
... so you're saying bears are dtf?
found the cuckanuck
I wouldn't worry about it.