Would lasguns actually be superior to our current battle rifles?

Would lasguns actually be superior to our current battle rifles?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but the US wouldn't adopt it because it's not a fricking Euro-garbage.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >euro-garbage

      Boomer mind detected

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot to mention I'm trans if that matters

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eldar player...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, primaris is more likely.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russia will conquer Ukraine.
      Don't know if that matters...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It dose , now go shove a rifle barrel down your throw and save us the time and ammo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slaanesh player

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, yes, probably, maybe

    Ill go ahead and save the next 3 posters the trouble.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes fricking obviously.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    40k is manchild homosexual shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're only saying that cause its popular now. you saw one too many memes about it on discord.

      inb4 >discord

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. homosexual manchild GWslop slurper

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats how a chatbot trained on PrepHole talks.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does the chatbot trained on PrepHole say Black person?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it says
              >double Black person

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. homosexual manchild larpgear slurper

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >people werent saying 40k was for neckbeard losers before discord
        what kind of bubble have you been living in? comparing 40k fans to furries has been going on since furries were still relevant.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you're only saying that cause its popular now
        Fricking this, just zoomers thinking they're cool for being contrarian.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/MALFqIB.jpg

        >you're only saying that cause its popular now
        Fricking this, just zoomers thinking they're cool for being contrarian.

        the lack of self awareness in 40k cringetards is always amusing

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eventually you'll realize no one cares about your hobbies and the highschool peer pressure nonsense doesnt work on adults when you're socially a nobody.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        40kgays at their worst are on the same level as 2012-era bronies.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he says on an anime website

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. But they are pretty big so they wouldn't be best suited for all modern day applications where a firearms is needed.

    But the over all answer is yes. Its from the year 40'000. It would be able to pierce anything modern. Dead on laser accuracy with no recoil. Self recharging and will never run out of ammo. Will never fail torture test from your favorite Guntuber no matter how hard they try.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Self recharging and will never run out of ammo.
      Slight correction, the power cells don't just generate energy, they need a source to feed off of though since they can literally be left in sunlight or tossed in a fire that's not too hard.

      >Will never fail torture test from your favorite Guntuber no matter how hard they try.
      They still can fail, generally through excessive firing apparently warping the lenses but that will take a while.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please an hero as soon as you can

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they need a source to feed off of though since they can literally be left in sunlight or tossed in a fire that's not too hard
        If thats the case then the force of each shot would be absolutely pathetic as it can only output an amount of energy equal to the amount stored in the battery.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are some fairly compact lasguns, the elysians rock compact las-carbines with foldable stocks for example.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that lasguns would blind anyone in the general direction of where its pointed. They're pure fantasy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blind anyone where I'm pointing
      >i'm pointing at heretics I want to die
      Yes

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'd be looking in that general direction, and your squad would be too, a battlefield witha gorillion guardsmen firing a volley would be a hilariously inept byzantine blinding for both sides before the other casualties started

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would rather carry:
    >A couple of batteries, each capable of a 300 shot capacity
    >300 rounds of 6.8×51mm

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unlikely.

      Smokeless gunpowder has far better energy density than any currently existing battery. There's no reason to assume that this is suddenly going to reverse. We might invent some kind of super batteries in the future, but we might also invent superior chemical explosives.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We might invent some kind of super batteries in the future, but we might also invent superior chemical explosives.
        We absolutely will not make any significant leaps in inventing chemical explosives with higher energy density.

        Energy density of chemical explosives is hard capped at around 17 MJ/L (gunpowders clock in at around 6-13 MJ/L) because you simply cannot store more energy in the chemical bonds of molecules per unit volume.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's possible some of the more exotic elements can explode better but they also usually have a shelf life of seconds and explode from any stimulation at all. I kind of want

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's possible some of the more exotic elements can explode better but they also usually have a shelf life of seconds and explode from any stimulation at all. I kind of want

          You guys should consider that different types of energy have differing levels of effectiveness on targets. The amount of kinetic energy in a flying bullet is pitiful, but it's enough to kill someone. Hitting a person with an equivalent power laser will only result in light burns, if anything.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're more likely to make electrochemical
        "railguns" that fire regular bullets accelerated by magnetic fields.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Smokeless gunpowder has far better energy density than any currently existing battery.
        Are you moronic? Are you autistic? Are you autistic and moronic? You are comparing scifi technology from supposedly 41st millenia to current fricking year tech.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Propellants would be inherently much more energy dense than a lasgun's energy pack. The need to keep things solid and rechargeable means it can never match propellants, it's just a simple fact that rechargeable battery tech can't be as energetic.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            If the lasgun battery pack is manufactured by STC it may as well be magic (even in-universe)

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't matter it's a fundamental constraint. The energy released from the difference in energy levels between electrodes can't match propellants.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you understand
                If the lasgun battery pack is made with STC the 40k guys don't even know how it fricking works
                Throwing it out in the sun to charge for a while could open a micro dimensional pocket to the warp to pull energy from there
                Throwing it in a fire could harness zero point energy
                If the ingame dudes who are making it don't know how it works, we sure as frick wouldn't either

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mfw ad mech

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not so much that they don't understand it, as they've been teaching the way they have for so long that none of them remember what is actual maintenance and build instructions, and what is pointless bullshit they made up over ten millenia ago to make it easier to remember.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen a lot of 40K fanboys twist themselves into ridiculous and bizarre heights when hyping up power levels of their setting, but this is a new one lmao.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a fan of the setting, that is just how things are
                Charging it in the sun does not mean it has 21st century solar panels bolted to the side of it either. We don't know how it works because nobody in universe knows how it works either

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's really amusing how worked up some autists can get about how something that isn't realistic isn't realistic. Lasgun powerpacks are literally magic boxes that violate the laws of thermodynamics. Attempting to rationalize how the dumb things work is pure folly. Like forget just leaving them out in the sun to charge, you can stuff the damn things in your undies and trickle charge them slowly off your body heat. They're space magic and aren't supposed to make sense.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show me the physics, bro. It's a fundamental constraint of our current technology, not of physics itself

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Energy production is the result of the difference in energy levels between the reactant and product. A propellant goes from solid to gas, that's a huge difference in entropy. A battery innately changes from one substance to another similar substance, that's a small difference in energy. The way a battery works also limits this further, you're changing valencies because you're transferring electrons over. Meanwhile a chemical reaction is changing bonds, which contain several magnitudes far more energy. There are of course a few ways an lasgun's power pack can be energy dense, but it sure as hell wouldn't be because it's a battery. And before you argue about it, no this explanation is not a technology issue, it's a physics issue.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about? What does "solid to gas" even mean? Are you saying you don't get energy when you burn hydrogen because it goes from gas to liquid?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Energy production is the result of the difference in energy levels between the reactant and product. A propellant goes from solid to gas, that's a huge difference in entropy. A battery innately changes from one substance to another similar substance, that's a small difference in energy. The way a battery works also limits this further, you're changing valencies because you're transferring electrons over. Meanwhile a chemical reaction is changing bonds, which contain several magnitudes far more energy. There are of course a few ways an lasgun's power pack can be energy dense, but it sure as hell wouldn't be because it's a battery. And before you argue about it, no this explanation is not a technology issue, it's a physics issue.

                I responded before reading the whole thing so let me just add that you are moronic and most portable batteries use chemical reactions to produce electricity rather than just storing electrons or w/e

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >current technology
                Being the operative term here. Going from a gas to a plasma would be more energy than a solid propellant to gas. You're assuming batteries as we know them are the only form they will ever be, but there's no reason to suspect they will be and we've already demonstrated batteries with much higher energy densities are possible, just not economically with current tech

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you dumb Black folk talking about phase transitions like that has anything to do with how much heat energy you get out of an exothermic reaction?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hate to break it to you but that was pure theory and at no point did he mention the current state of technology. If the electrodes turn into a gas it'll escape and won't be rechargeable. If you capture the gas and store it that would be a low energy conversion because that would be a low entropy product.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are some hurdles ss we need to overcome beyond the well known cooling and power supply/discharge issues.
    The main one is atmospheric blooming. At "blow a cantaloupe sized hole in a guy via shockwaves from the material being flashed to plasma" energies, the beam will start breaking down and ionizing the atmosphere, causing the beam to be all peepeepoopoo.
    The other big one is beams reflecting partially and blinding/maiming your bros, but that can probably be migitated by cycling the rifle wavelength over a narrow band and having the visor linked and cycling it's filter in tandem.
    The real chicken dinner I believe is the electrolaser. Just ionize the air with a powerful, short laser pulse and send a killing lightning attack down the channel...
    Thanks man, I never get to say that to anyone.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what, like that lightning gun from District 9? I loved that thing.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lore pretty much explicitly tells you that they save so much on logistics that actual combat effectiveness is a secondary concern
    >just carry a handful of cartidges around that can be recharged with mere exposure to sun/starlight as opposed to autogun ammunition which is heavier than today's ammo

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a space FAL lighter than a M4 with 300 round mags and no bullet drop
    yeah, but it's not real.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >low setting: .308 equiv
    >high setting: .50 BMG equiv
    >perfect ballistics
    >30+ shots per battery pack
    >every vehicle has an alternator to charge the packs so now your guns run on JP8 >sunlight or burn pits will also work in a pinch
    the US would adopt them immediately

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Even if they were not considerably more powerful than modern weapons the logistic advantages alone would make them irresistible to any army.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make them irresistible to any army
        except the one from Ass Effect

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lasgun is described as being able to blow fist-sized holes in humans and (with a nicely placed shot) blow of limbs. So I'd recon it's shot-per-shot on similar level as modern high-powered sniper rifle. So, like said,
      anything between .308 and .50 BMG.

      The only reason it is considered "weak" in WH40k is because everything else is ridiculously overpowered. The main advantage would be the logistic as it requires no ammo suplly, only field renerators/rechargers for power packs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It should also be noted that even if they’re not amazing for 40k standards typical lasguns are excellent for killing 99% of things a guardsman is facing and are objectively better than any piece of shit stubber. If a guardsman is facing marines or involved in a waaagh/tyranid/necron/etc. invasion he’s already dead anyways and basically just a body to keep the plasma/gun team/melta/tanks/whatever alive whole they do the real work

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This guy got it right, yeah a lasgun ain't that impressive, but then they ain't meant to be. They're meant to keep you busy while the artillery and bombers are getting a firing solution.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the reason that lasguns aren't all that impressive in 40k is that you're likely to be firing them at the sort of 10ft tall immortal killing machine that would make Conan look like a pussy. In that context you've got to readjust your expectations.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bM71ZNj.jpg

      Lasgun is described as being able to blow fist-sized holes in humans and (with a nicely placed shot) blow of limbs. So I'd recon it's shot-per-shot on similar level as modern high-powered sniper rifle. So, like said,
      anything between .308 and .50 BMG.

      The only reason it is considered "weak" in WH40k is because everything else is ridiculously overpowered. The main advantage would be the logistic as it requires no ammo suplly, only field renerators/rechargers for power packs.

      don't forget that you can oepsy your battery pack or lasgun into a charge powerful enough to beat the armor on most armored vehicles
      but that's older Gaunts Ghost lore so idk how it is now after the moronus rift

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was never true in the actual game. Only the game being flooded with morons who are incapable of telling in-universe narration apart from third person omniscient narration, ever caused moron youtubers to say the horus heresy books are more canon than codicies and the core rules lore/ rules. Standard lasguns can't do that, and hotshot lasguns fed by a backpack sized power sources and designed to penetrate armor can ignore powered armor, but aren't any better against vehicles, even in the new gay editions. there are guard regiments that canonically use autoguns instead of lasguns if their world has a lower tech base, they're not shooting .50 BMG standard, and .308 black tips could pierce the parts of space marine power armor that are less thick, like the arms and face, because a space marine only has average RHA equivalent to an m113, there are also spots like the abdomen that are largely unarmored. Astartes need the super fast clotting blood and super fast scar tissue, they take chip damage on their actual bodies from battles all the time, even without standard weapons being overblown. powerscaling in the setting is fricked specifically because of people like dan abbnett thinking the setting is still based on DUNE, and morons who could mistake a defensive gunshot wound for having superhuman reflexes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >low setting: .308 equiv
      >high setting: .50 BMG equiv
      I'm suprised none of the 40k fanboys here aren't already b***hing about comparing modern munitions against the lasgun. or at least not yet. I swear 40k attracts the most autistic man children

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm suprised none of the 40k fanboys here aren't already b***hing about comparing modern munitions against the lasgun

        Doing so satisfies both the milautism and 40k 'tism. What alternative do you want? Integer power levels?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no i'm perfectly fine with comparing 40k stuff to modern counterparts. it's just that a lot of the more autistic ones will immediately dismiss any attempt of comparing 40k weaponry to modern equivalents as the 40k ones are "more advanced" hence are obviously more powerful and cannot be quantified despite there being a lot of evidence of what they can do in lore.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont complain since a) different patterns of las guns operate at different power levels b) their effectiveness depends a lot on what you are shooting at and c) james workshop has never made it clear exactly how powerful they are and diff authors give different descriptions so it all just depends

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i've seen a ton of arguments regarding human sized targets. a reasonable person would mostly agree that a lasgun would typically hit somewhere between .308 all the way up to a 20mm if it's a hotshot variant. there are people who will STILL argue the fact that lasguns are leaps and bounds more complicated hence CAN'T be compared even if we can easily compare damage profiles from the books/lore. these are the same people who will argue a single space marine can take out the entirety of earth's current modern military by themselves.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            If we're going to analyze the hot-shot it's nowhere near that level.
            Rogue trader - just a boltgun equivalent
            3rd onwards - armor piercing version of a lasgun.
            Role play books - somewhere in between
            Of course it's the armor-piercing variant of the hotshot which is most troublesome to explain, as it's essentially just as powerful as a normal lasgun against flesh but also able to penetrate through armor with the same power as a much heavier weapon. The most reasonable explanation is that it's much like the FN 5.7×28mm, a thin focused beam that can go right through armor but has low stopping power. Luckily, due to more modern editions of tabletop 40K treating tanks like giant monstrous creatures, there is no longer any contradiction with this interpretation and the fact that the strength stat was also used to defeat vehicle armor instead of the armor-piercing stat.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know I used to think stuff like rolling 1s =death on some weapons and the vehicle pen chart was conoluted but now every fricking manchild HAS to get off their combo made by other sweaties or they get sad. 40k is a fricking mess and I only play it now with people who dont take it seriously.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >FN 5.7×28mm, a thin focused beam that can go right through armor but has low stopping power

              WH40k fudds. I've seen it all now.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            i try not to engage in those arguments
            for me its a case of lasguns are approximately around a hard hitting rifle (exact specs and performance will vary)
            a helgun is more powerful to the point of presenting at least some level of threat against a heretic astartes (yes regular ones can be a threat against weakpoints or in mass but hotshots do have some potential against power armour but id still prefer a plasma gun or melta gun if i had no choice but to have to fight one )

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they when they can just wildly fansperg by claiming that the lasgun is the equivalent of a .50?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why would they when they can just wildly fansperg by claiming that the lasgun is the equivalent of a .50?
          they don't they i'm talking about the ones who just immediately dismiss comparing a lasgun to a .50cal cause of "future tech" where any other normal person can make a reasonable guess to the power of the weapons

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we have batteries as energy dense as what powers a lasgun. there would plenty of better things we can have it power that would be infinitely more practical.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Standard guardsman issue flashlights are completely OP by modern standards. iirc a torso hit on an unarmored human will essplode a quarter of the torso and blow a limb off. So, 50 cal levels of boom. Without recoil and no bullet drop or deviation of any mind. It is bigger and bulkier than your moder AR/AK but not heavier.

    But real ballers want plasma.

    Its just puny in-universe because of the shit it goes up against

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I keep seeing memes of this show and I can't figure out why

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm no physicist but laser always struck me as being really inefficient as infantry weapons they would need a ton of energy to seriously injure someone even more so if they're wearing body armor which would require the invention of ultra powerful batteries. It just seems like a lot of trouble when a normal firearm would be far more effective.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      normal guns are still in 40k, "autoguns" or "stubbers", they have to be much more powerful and heavier to face the same targets.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lasguns have approximately the firepower of a high rof browning m2, can resupply their ammunition from any energy source including the sun or fire, have no recoil, require basically zero maintenance, and are fairly light. Yes they'd be superior.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why do space marines use bolters?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        too small for their hands

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some chapters carry lascannons

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he carries a lascannon instead of an eradication ray or plasma culverin

          [Laughs in binauric]

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a solar atomizer man myself

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

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          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            wherever I go, I must also choom

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Space Marines are 8 foot tall genetically modified men in several tons of powered armor. They don't even use normal sized bolters for regular humans, they use astartes pattern upsized bolters with bigger shells and to them it's as easily handled as an assault rifle.

        A lasgun wouldn't even scratch the paint off a space marine's power armor; a bolter is basically the minimum for really getting through their armor.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lasguns absolutely can shred through PA, it just takes much longer for a lasgun to go through PA than it does for a bolter shell to go through flak armor.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Space Marines use Multilasers

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to your basement C S Goto

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The space marines are intimidation weapons, they're meant to inspire awe, shock, and ultimately gain compliance from other humans. People act like super soliders are the Imperium's greatest resource when really they're a vanity project of the emperors and a shock tool against rebels, they not even good in big wars with shitloads of artillery/ normal armies like Vraks. the Imperiums actual greatest resource is faith alone, because unmodified humans with force of belief become things like assassins that can solo a space marine, or sisters of battle who can cast collective psychic abilities with no risk, or become immortal saints. They have to carefully cultivate that as a natural resource they can't synthesize, and really the space marines are a poor substitute for it, especially when you consider them being their own greatest enemies, literally.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when really they're a vanity project of the emperors and a shock tool against rebels, they not even good in big wars with shitloads of artillery/ normal armies like Vraks

          They're SOF dudebros who are too valuable to be slugging it out in a protracted conflict. That's what the Guard is for. Spess Mahreens are for when you need maximum killling ability in very small area for a very specific purpose, like a decapitation strike or to counter some other OP shit in that one particular grid square.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd either go with the Emperor himself or the space marine so long as the space marine is either a lamenter or a salamander.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            This does not explain marines employing heavy tanks, IFVs and artillery. They should be restructured into actual light strike packages, not encouraged to engage in regular fighting.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >frick combined arms
              >it's doorkicking that wins conventional wars

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >frick economics, production, and logistics
                >it's windowlickers that win conventional wars.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd probably choose Tau or Guardsmen

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The guardsman is the obvious choice. That’s real bro love

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he has an actual crane
            sold

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              As a PrepHole crossposter I agree with this, but mainly because I hope he will help me become a tech priest like him.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I miss when death guard weren’t DUDE TENTACLES LMAO *FARTS*

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Guardsmen bro, all day everyday

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Emperor
            > - Made a Deal with the Devil
            > - We're still not sure *which* Devil, or Devils

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Give me the Sororitas Friendzone Special

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/8Aw8wvG.jpg

          >when really they're a vanity project of the emperors and a shock tool against rebels, they not even good in big wars with shitloads of artillery/ normal armies like Vraks

          They're SOF dudebros who are too valuable to be slugging it out in a protracted conflict. That's what the Guard is for. Spess Mahreens are for when you need maximum killling ability in very small area for a very specific purpose, like a decapitation strike or to counter some other OP shit in that one particular grid square.

          Both takes are mostly true. Astartes were initially made as a cheaper, but still very expensive supersoldier to conquer the galaxy. In a modern setting, they're the ones who make the most of the Imperial Guard dying en masse in protracted engagements by themselves taking on the tasks that any amount of regular humans would inevitably fail at. They get the glory because they're the ones assassinating major targets whereas the Guard are being eradicated giving them the chance to end a war within months instead of years.

          This does not explain marines employing heavy tanks, IFVs and artillery. They should be restructured into actual light strike packages, not encouraged to engage in regular fighting.

          The heaviest Space Marine tank is also the dedicated troop transport for their heaviest infantry, let's just ignore 40k tanks being fricking moronic for now. In addition, Astartes don't always have the Guard to act as their meat shields. They need the ability to wage their own wars fully rather than exclusively being muh super secret glowies.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The space marines are intimidation weapons, they're meant to inspire awe, shock, and ultimately gain compliance from other humans.
          LMAO, wrong. Primary initial purpose was being a replacement of the Thunder Warriors, who were an interim solution to the problem of facing threats created during Old Night that normal mortal soldiers would stand little chance against no matter the numbers involved.

          >because unmodified humans with force of belief become things like assassins that can solo a space marine
          Imperial Assassins are more heavily modified and more expensive to create than Astartes.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they're cooler than oversized flashlights

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because bolters have the firepower of a small artillery battery.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A space marine heavy bolter is the equivalent of an tank's cannon. Space Marines are Heavy Armor, not Light Infantry.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's an exaggeration, it would be like a 20mm autocannon but with proximity smart fuzes
          Actual tanks with actual cannons also exist in the universe. A boltgun is a str 4 attack while the stock cannon on a leman russ is str 8

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that why they have almost the same stats as a heavy stubber?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Get fricked by anti-tank weapons
          >Sometimes get fricked by long-las
          >Sometimes get fricked by artillery
          >Sometimes get fricked by overclocked infantry lasguns
          >Heavy armor
          Sounds more like SM is closer to human IFV
          I wonder why the frick 40k and blueberry fanboys need to go for biggest thing in universe

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Each chapter is only 1000 marines (some less, some more) so if you lined them all up against the entire force of the IG (stated in-universe to be an uncountably high number) they would lose every time. I don't think that a single chapter could beat a single hive world planetary garrison in a straight up fight. But the space marines wouldn't engage in that kind of fight in the first place, they'd either execute a decapitation strike or they'd glass the planet from orbit.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          (You)'re fricking stupid and a rules-let to boot, heavy bolters can't deny regular SM their saves, and they only have ~31mm RHA protection. Hell, even the Land raider is trash, it's the size of a wholeass house, and only has ~350mm RHA on the frontal arc, despite having super space materials and being THE most heavily armored tank the Imperium has, not even titan armor is better, they just have void shields and massive size. Lascannons also have pathetic range for AT single shot weapons, an Abrams could dunk on a Land Raider from outside of the land raiders max range, and the turret cheeks are unironically far, far stronger than any ablative armor in the 41st millenium. That's before talking about how HE could hull break it because it's held together with fricking *rivets*. GW are a bunch of bongoloid noguns morons, with a couple friends at forgeworld that are WW2 historic vehicle enthusiasts, and it shows.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, I think rules are a good way to compare which model is stronger in lore but aren't necessarily a good way to compare how much stronger one model is to another
            On the table, I'd expect bog standard Boyz, marines to be decisively beaten in melee by a 2:1 ratio of ork boyz, but in the lore they make it sound like space marines are nearly invincible against boyz

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah the settings writing is really bad, and there was a lot of free handies for space marines by the writers in the matt ward and post-wardian eras. Anyone in a story is covered in plot armor, and the average space marine isn't close to as good as the front-of-the-codex wank makes them out to be. They also regularly do things like refuse to aid imperial ground forces if the meatgrinder wont be helped along by them plummeting to inevitable death, and all the last stands that they half win are supposed to be exceptions, not the rule, but that gets distorted by being all that ever gets written about. That being said, a heavy bolter is NOT a "tank's cannon", it's not even close. It's more like a mk-19 with rocket assisted grenades, regular astartes bolters are canonically only .75 cal, or slightly larger than 12 gauge. The heavy bolter has less str then an autocannon, which is smaller and weaker than a battlecannon, or a lascannon, or any alien "tank's cannon". people willfully misinterpret a scene from the 30k books where a marine puts his hand in front of his face and it gets removed as a DGW, and people think that means initiative 4 is fast enough to swat bullets out of the air.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A space marine heavy bolter is the equivalent of an tank's cannon
          The only way you're getting a heavy bolter to hit as hard as a tank cannon is if you're playing the Deathwatch RPG and get lucky on the Righteous Fury rolls, and even then, a Battle Cannon is Pen 8 and a heavy bolter is Pen 6 (Pen 5 if you use the errata).

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A space marine heavy bolter is the equivalent of an tank's cannon
          lol no

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Less logistically efficient but far more terrifying to witness and far more effective against tougher targets, like orcs and the various xenos we eradicated during the Great Crusade.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/y7Z3jQa.png

      Standard guardsman issue flashlights are completely OP by modern standards. iirc a torso hit on an unarmored human will essplode a quarter of the torso and blow a limb off. So, 50 cal levels of boom. Without recoil and no bullet drop or deviation of any mind. It is bigger and bulkier than your moder AR/AK but not heavier.

      But real ballers want plasma.

      Its just puny in-universe because of the shit it goes up against

      >muh .50cal lasgun
      OK then why don't lasguns have the same stats as a heavy stubber?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It used to actually have. Heavy stubber had better range and higher ROF.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I have no argument so I lie instead
          lol

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I could have sworn it had S3 in 5th ed, but I checked and yeah it was S4. Still, they probably aren't firing .50 bmg out of those things so .50 bmg being S3 still makes sense.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lasgun battery packs would revolutionize the world

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'd be superior to anything we currently have

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder you cannot see laser beams unless there's some thick obstructant along the way.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the first time laser weapons are deployed on the battlefield and some grunt just gets fricking vaporized while sitting in a trench or some shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's how normal trenches work. Snipers, artillery, grenades, air power, plus a million other things exploding. Adding an invisible laser weapon might not even go noticed for the first few kills for grunts who are used to hidden snipers turning their heads to red mist

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even just snipers nowadays, there's GPMGs and autocannons that can strafe trenches and pop a random grunt occasionally.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even just snipers nowadays, there's GPMGs and autocannons that can strafe trenches and pop a random grunt occasionally.

          Trench warfare fricking sucks.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The primary benefit of a lasgun is logistics. Making sextillions of cartridges and quintillions of magazines and quadrillions of mag pouches for trillions of guardsmen spread over a million lightyears is an absolute fricking nightmare. You can charge a lasgun by throwing it in a campfire. The entire concept of the lasgun is that it takes finite number of photons to kill god, and its pretty much the most perfect standard issue firearm in all of science fiction.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know there are different size magazines for different patterns of lasgun completely incompatible
      Its a pretty funny but dire bit in one of Dan abnetts novels, some bean counter wrote a 3 instead of a four and they have to deploy with no ammo

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The smooth simplistic look is alright for the illustrations and 40k drawings but looks like shit irl.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    40k used to be some of the coolest shit on the block, now it's marvel tier bullshit, a reminder that even the mightiest can fall the lowest

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >would small arms with no recoil and miles of range that can blast through tank armor be useful?

    The technology would make interception systems absolutely insane, that would be the even bigger thing. Missiles would be useless. You'd need to get projectiles in undetected and before systems had time to react, so you'd either use other lasguns or coil guns or something like that so you can hurl shit in a Mach 18 before the interceptors have time to adjust and aim. Plus side is that powerful coil guns would give the projectile so much kinetic energy that it wouldn't really need explosives.

    You can only go so fast within atmosphere though. Eventually your gun will just blow up. In the LHC, they accelerate nuclei up to 99+% of light speed and when they hit each other they don't just blow apart the atoms, but the protons and neutrons inside as well. Heat is some stupid amount higher than the sun, enough to kick off fusion, and it clears out space enough that you get to see quark condensate spontaneously reform in the vacuum.

    There is some decent evidence that lightning is hot enough to cause small amounts of fusion at times. A lightning cannon would be cool.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no recoil
      I'm pretty sure they have artificial recoil, 40k lore is fricking moronic like that.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patch when? Kinda tired of every second ability being bugged.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buying an Owlcat game on release

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buying

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How good is her romance, I might buy your game, Owlcat.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aggressively decent. Good, even. Dating her even comes with a book manual in-game. No I'm not joking.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adorable. She only knows about romance from books and hands you one that may as well be titled "how to get in my pants" while dropping a handkerchief.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    China already have

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why rest of world not develop laser weapons yet?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/rbdFDKn.jpg

      Why rest of world not develop laser weapons yet?

      implessive

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >would a gun capable of shooting through concrete walls that uses batteries that can be charged by leaving them out in the sun or near a camp fire be superior to a mechanical gun that requires supply lines for more ammo
    I have no idea.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hits more or less like a 50 cal (depending on author)
    >no recoil
    >no moving parts except the trigger
    >fit ~500 rounds into a magazine/battery not that much bigger/heavier than a modern 30 round job.
    >reload it from any electrical outlet (don't think about the bill of pulling a few megawatts out of the grid though), in sunlight, or from literal fire.
    >no cleaning or maintenance needed
    >if it breaks that just means you didn't pray hard enough
    I mean, after 38 thousand years of R&D it would be weird if it wasn't.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the rules, autoguns are basically the same stats as lasguns, str 3 no ap with rapid fire (two shots at half range)
    Autoguns in universe explicitly refer to guns that use chemically propelled projectiles and can be wielded by normal humans, with designs that predate the dark age of technology

    Modern irl militaries with their tech parity and precision weapons could beat the Astra Militarium at their own game if it weren't for the great scale at which the AM conducts operations, and naval (space) support
    >t. hasn't played in a couple editions

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also want to add that, although I didn't play AM, I recognized the fact that at least when it came to tabletop, guardsmen should be your anvil and a significant portion of your points should be spent on fielding basic infantry squads. There are better armies than AM for fielding lots of toys.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Lasguns are the concept of "lowest possible bidder" taken to it's logical conclusion. A guardsmen is so meaningless that to equip him with better weapons is simply not worth the material or logistical cost, a lasgun is barely effective on humans (hence why melee combat actually works) and the sole purpose of a guardsmen is to suppress or slow down a enemy long enough for fire support to engage.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and the sole purpose of a guardsmen is to suppress or slow down a enemy long enough for fire support to engage.
      Basically irl but with a .50 cal the size of an FAL

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter since only a pathetic fool worships a weak pathetic corpse false emperor.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Crymaster abbadon the whiner
      A guy with daddy issues got so ass blasted that his father killed his favorite top for betraying him that he lashed out and convinced millions of his fellows that siding with the ontological evil of the universe was a better idea than with their creator and savior of their race because he was maybe not as great a guy as everyone thought. Chaos worshippers are edgy 7th graders given a vehicle for their angst

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even in 40K lore it's pretty much admitted that lasguns fricking suck overall (save for a few more specialized types, like the Kreig version). But the are decent against body armor and decent for killing most xenos without requiring TONS of ammunition because the damn things run on batteries. Compared to the examples of firearms in the lore, they are about the same in terms of performance. If not a little bit weaker since 40K likes to say every firearm in game shoots ridiculous sized rounds, despite having the recoil of a 5.56 or 7.62.

    >But Bolters
    Bolters are gyrojets.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bolters are gyrojets.
      They used to be, but then the artists working for Games Workshop realised that guns which eject soda can sized casings look much cooler. So now bolters use both gunpower and gyrojets to propel ammo.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd go blind from seeing the bright little dot you're shining on what you're aiming at, so probably not.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    in the idea of you have a rifle with a very efficient energy source that is very easy and cheap to recharge while providing good firing power, certainly especially since logistics would be far easier, but in terms of actually making one with modern tech certainly not since the energy for it to be useful is far to costly and far to cumbersome to carry around especially for a single soldier

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In 40k the laser batteries can be charged up by throwing them in a campfire.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, for most of the reasons already mentioned. However, we've all missed an important question: Do we get an STC so we can make the things (and their batteries) ourselves?

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Autoguns are still used because superior in stopping power
    >Some use what I assume to be basically rimless .45-70
    Lasguns are kind of shit even in lore
    Set gun on high power and powerpack runs out in 40 shots and gun wears out in few hundred shots
    Use normally and it can barely penetrate flak vest
    Flak vests appear to be either what name implies or some 40k fanboy super stuff that can take 50 BMG
    I like the setting but it is pretty obvious that all writers are never served, noguns who don't know shit about military weaponry, gear and stuff and on top of that they can't agree on how powerfull things are

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point of a lasgun is it will always do damage and is easy on the logistics because it does not require a constant supply of ammo. Just power which can be supplied locally.
      So what if the guardsman only fired a single shot before he died.
      The shot will always damage the armor even if just a bit and there's 5 million more guardsmen in the line
      An autogun would just bounce off harmlessly off of most shit the Imperium gets put up against and require constant and steady logistics from a bomperium which can't manage shit due to how inept it became, because warp travel is AT BEST "somewhat unreliable" under the perfect conditions, and both of the aforementioned combined with it's sheer size

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >An autogun would just bounce off harmlessly off of most shit the Imperium gets put up against
        Except imperium

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Useless against the power of Chaos

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey a flashlight is great against the forces of darkness

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing that also has to be said is that by year 40k, they have also made quite significant improvements to protective technology.

    They call it "Flak vest" but it might well be some futuristic (from our point of view) supermaterial like artificial steel-based spidersilk-weave, or ghaphene-layered metamaterial. They just don't know any better because tech is poorly understood, or from their point of view completely mundane, so they just call it flak armor.. Even stuff they call "ceramite" might be completely different from what we call ceramite. It's just that these materials have been used by humanity for so long (literally longer than human civilization has existed from our point of view) that they think it's ancient tech. You have to remember that stuff like touch-screen displays and genetic engineering is for them about as old and as innovative tech as stonehenge-type circle calendars or bronze axes. Those technologies are so old that their origins have been lost to the mists of time.

    So while they do have outrageously powerful weapons, they also have considerably more protective capability than we do. Lasgun might be weakest of their weapons, but only because everything else is OP, and firepower VS armor balance is different from our times. ..

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lasgun is useful only if it vaporizes light cover (to include a half inch of plywood and car doors) and penetrates several inches of skin which are vaporized in a steam explosion. It also needs to do this at up to 800m.

    Anything less than that and a lasgun simply isn't lethal enough. Ammo is cheap and there's no way you could recharge in a campfire.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is exactly how lasgun is described.
      Vaporizes fish-sized chunks of flesh in explosive manner. Can be used against lightly armored targets (vehicles and such), so should be effective against light cover.

      From our contemporary point of view, lasgun would be amazing infantry weapon and a game-changer in warfare. It's just that they have way more powerful stuff at their disposal that lasgun is the smallest common denominator and used mostly for logistical reasons.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        fish-sized? FIST-sized.
        Sorry, brain fart from my part.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/msPjybI.jpg

        fish-sized? FIST-sized.
        Sorry, brain fart from my part.

        >fish

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Luv me fishwife, luv me voidship, luv me warrant of trade, 'ate drukhari, 'ate chaos. Simple as.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Found a picture of you, King.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Important to note that the human body is semitransparent at certain frequencies which is why smart watches have a green light to sense heartbeat and a red and IR light to sense blood oxygen.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no one mentions the most glaring issue with las wepaons - your position beeing instantly revealed after shooting
    Thats the only thing autoguns have on lasguns, but its a big advantage

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All guns reveal your position by noise, light, movement of brush, kicking up dust or smoke.

      >Just look at the blinding laser to see where it is coming from

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the guard tends to deploy in the i dont know millions at a time with 10s of thousands of tanks, the guard is as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >almost no recoil
    >unlimited ammo(mags can be recharged with literally any heatsource)
    >similar stopping power to a .30, .40 or .50 depending on the model
    >incredibly reliable
    >not affected by things like gravity or wind since its literally a laser
    Yes anon, I think the lasgun is probably better than our modern battle rifles.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >primary weapon defeated by mild fog
    I'll stick to projectiles thanks.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/n5WtT5L.jpg

      You'd go blind from seeing the bright little dot you're shining on what you're aiming at, so probably not.

      ok then MASER

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good logistics in the grimdark future. Stopping power however is generally considered to be equal to an autogun which is the same as a modern firearm, and in early editions of 40K it was actually explicitly worse than an autogun and only taken for its easy logistics. In real life I would say the lack of recoil and no bullet drop would be incredible, but the bloom problem and just the simple fact it would be useless in rain would be dealbreakers. And of course meme recharge methods like sunlight and fire would pointlessly net you a few shots after maybe a an entire day of sunlight. A neat trick, but not very relevant,

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit logistics i argue.

      The reason for the lasgun is because the empire has vast distances and it will be a long time coming till supply arrives.

      You got what you got. Grenades and lasers.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rollan

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gimme ryza pattern

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Through the warp and far away

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rollin'

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on their depiction but lasguns from Darktide? Absolutely. They hit anything below carapace armor really well, have awesome ammo efficiency and are dead accurate while the gun itself is light as frick.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lasgun is basically a .50 cal laser flashlight.

    It works against humans but not against ayylmaos, xenos, Satan worshippers and everyone who has armor.

    Stormtroopers/Kasrkin troops use hellguns which are basically super lasers meant to penetrate ayylmaos, xenos, thick carapaces, armored Satan worshippers but still fall short of anything bigger boom.

    Your standard Spess Mehreen bolter in comparison is a railgun rocket launcher and that's just regular ammo. They have different kinds of ammunition and half of them require continuous prayer and rites because each boolit/clip has a mind of their own.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong

      read the rules of the game

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the edition/rules. In the FFG tabletop RPGs, a lasgun and autogun both did 1d10+3 Pen 0 on hit.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'd simplify a huge portion of our logistics to just JP-8 so yes

    >Vehicles run on JP8
    >Generators run on JP8
    >The generators charge the lasguns via JP8
    >In a pinch, you can just put it on a running engine/exhaust pipes or an electric stovetop and let it heat up, thereby powering it by JP8 by an extra step
    >In a really big pinch just throw it into a pit, start burning JP8 and charge it

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy getting spotted from miles away...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i fail to see the issue

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Takes weeks of preparation to fire a single missile

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure but we’re centuries away from it being practical , same for plasma and rail gun weapons , your great great great great great grandsons will be armed with them probably though

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello??? Phase transition from solid to gas is endothermic. Is everyone on /k/ actually moronic?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the point has gotten so far into the weeds by now that no one knows what anyone else is getting at

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but the original poster made a statement that is factually inaccurate and now people are still talking about it like they're having a technical discussion. It's very disappointing.

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scanning this thread and seeing that the 40K fanboys already have reached the stage of increasingly outlandish claims about their power level (20mm and warp-powered power packs lmao) and have already admitted their toy guns don't make sense and would make for shit weapons and are throwing various tantrums (as they always do) when /k/ doesn't play along with their fanwank, I'm going to say no.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      20mm autocannon was brought up as a point of comparison to the heavy bolter, which for AM the heavy bolter is sometimes mounted as a pintle mount on vehicles. It is not an infantry weapon for the IG.
      Warp power that is triggered by heat or solar energy is as good of an explanation as any for the lasgun power pack. We don't know how they work, but they can do things we can't do with modern technology.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, yes, we get it, lasguns are warp-powered now, that's a cool theory you have there you absolutely insane frothing fanboy.
        Also, why lie? 20mm was brought up about hot shot lasguns, do you think people are idiots and can't ctrl+f?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those people are wrong because we are told by the writers of the codices that autoguns are like real small arms issued to soldiers today and we are also told that autoguns are roughly equivalent to lasguns but we are also told that lasguns possess a number of logistical advantages over autoguns that explain why AM issues it as its standard infantry fighting weapon
          I was the one who said that the power cell could be warp powered. It also could be powered by love, happiness, and the power of friendship. We don't know and neither does anyone in-universe because that's how it is with any tech manufactured by STC. Orks have tech that works because they think that's how it's supposed to work. Humans have tech that works in spite of not knowing why or how it works. That is just how these things are. None of this really bothers me but there are a lot of other things that I don't like, like how the lore and the gameplay are really disjointed, some armies go through an identity crisis every major edition, the game isn't very well balanced and never will be etc
          This just feels like nitpicking when there are lower hanging fruit to go after

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I was the one who said that the power cell could be warp powered. It also could be powered by love, happiness, and the power of friendship.
            This is just getting pathetic. Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't feel embarrassed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see the ones saying that marines can survive nukes to the face and have faster than lightspeed reactions yet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A tongue in cheek space opera is not a manual on how to make good weapons
      NO WAY!!!!!11111

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please show on the doll where the 40k touched you

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