Would a quick start chainsaw be a good home self defense weapon? I can't get a gun currently not because of age btw
Would a quick start chainsaw be a good home self defense weapon? I can't get a gun currently not because of age btw
Would a quick start chainsaw be a good home self defense weapon? I can't get a gun currently not because of age btw
no
Why not? How about the noise and intimidation factor alone
no
Buy a baseball bat and hammer some nails through it. There's also mace or taser. Plenty of reproduction medieval weaponry on the market too.
no
no
why?
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I’m 27 but had some charges with my ex
Bro, let's be real here.
You have prior charges, you are prohibited from owning a firearm. Let's say someone broke in your house and meant you harm, and the time came to actually defend yourself with your chainsaw. Homie, the DA would have a field day with you. Get some pepper spray or a baseball bat or some shit.
The charges I have will be cleared soon and I’ll be good just looking for something between that time it gets settled and I can move on
Lmao @ the DV moron, just buy a gun off the street. You will end up shooting someone and go to prison, but why should I care.
Yeah
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Try getting into a relationship with a crazy girl who calls the cops then come back when they frick with your rights
if you're a felon buy a black powder revolver or man up and buy a real gun out of some guys car trunk
I just gotta wait till a few things to clear up my israelite lawyer said it’s looking good but I’m the meantime what wouldn’t get me into more issues? A machete?
Make sure your machete has a point for stabbing
Buy one of these and your good to go
i recognize the sword, but who makes that one?
This is the website I ordered it from https://lkchensword.com/munich-town-guard-sword
It’s 600$ with shipping though
>Try getting into a relationship with a crazy girl
no
Yea never get into a relationship with a girl who likes and quotes Harley Quinn lesson learned
No smoke without fire. Criminals shouldn’t own weapons.
>Try getting into a relationship
yeah ahah that would suck ahaha
The first thing you do when you are dating a crazy b***h is go off on some random dickhead in front of her. Really fricking lose it. Of course, train with your guns every day. Heavy bags, real Travis Bickle shit. Then periodically and sporadically, freak out about random shit. Never about her though. Shes your Pumpkin!
Oh, and chain saws are horrible weapons. Spent years on the ground with a 044 with a 30 inch bar. Id much rather have a nice club. Learn to fight. Get a BP if you must. Diablo would be my choice. Pack it with rusty nails and road kill jaw parts. Much more intimidating and practical than a chain saw.
Since you're a homosexual just bend over when they break in, the sight of your feted gaping ass hole will drive them away
Yea like I want to go to jail with a minimum mandatory sentence in my state no thanks
This whole question is moronic bait, but why would you ever buy a gas chainsaw for this? Just use an electric. It starts instantly.
I said quick start, electric would be fine too but gas also has fast start and intimidation factor
I have that same chainsaw. I keep it in my truck year round.
Would recommend.
Have you ever had to use it in a self defense situation? If so how did it go? I assume if you use it in defense while properly using it like cutting a tree down someone comes on your property it owuld look better since its already in your hands
>Have you ever had to use it in a self defense situation?
the amount of people on this earth that have used a chainsaw in self defense against another human could be counted on one hand.
Use a firearm or a sharp non motorized object if you really need to defend yourself.
I can’t get a gun until legal issues are over with
how did those cases go in terms of self defense use?
get a harbor freight drill instead
>MS180
>chainsaw
Choose one
Even a katana would be a better choice than a stupid chainsaw
For one, they're notoriously bad at handling flesh and clothes or really anything it's not designed to cut, and even then you have to hold it against the target
For two, it looks TERRIBLE in court if you actually use it. What jury would ever side with a chainsaw wielding maniac?
Get a nice sword to practice with and stab the dude.
I honestly wonder how that would play out in court
>What jury would ever side with a chainsaw wielding maniac?
one with me on it you pussified b***h
Sounds like a solid choice OP
>I wish powerfists were real
>the monkey's paw curls
Intimidation, yea kinda,
weapon ... would not want to deal with uncertainties of starting the motor so I'd get an electric one. Still loud enough to show it's real.
However, different (gardening) tools would be better suited. Swords etc .. if you use a tool, it should have been used as a tool, if a sword have some history books on the shelf or on the phone.
I thought I had tabbed out of /csm/ already.
The electric ones are fun, would be my choice for a home defense chainsaw. .. if i had to use a chainsaw.
Main question would be top-handle for one handed use or more reach with a bigger one.
18 or 36V should make little difference on soft targets.
How powerful are the electric ones
Perfectly adequate for home defense use,
Battery life an issue if you're cutting down more than a bunch of trees.
nice, thanks
Chainsaws are for gays and Black folk.
Get yourself a K12
>Hear home intruder
>Grab homemade tower shield and this thing
>Put on motorcycle helmet with scrub brush taped to it as a crest and a blanket as a cape
>Already wearing just underwear and no shoes because that's peak comfy when at home
Let's see them get past my one man phalanx in the long and narrow bedroom hallway
chainsaws are poor when faced with anything that chain can pull into gear - it will stop it with really minimal effort (they are designed this way for safety reasons)
I’d rather just use my stiletto tb3 hammer & kill the dude in one blow to the dome
>please notice my special snowflake hammer guys!
>gets stolen off of job site
The chainsaw is the ultimate numale filter. Dudes that grew up without a dad and never used power tools always think a chainsaw is some unstoppable killing machine. I doubt you could start it, let alone hold it up to cut anything.
Exactly, this thread is really sad and if OP isn't underage b& that actually makes it worse. Nobody who uses chainsaws thinks like this. Imagine him flailing around failing to start it as someone enters his house. Would probably kill himself with kickback too