Would a quick start chainsaw be a good home self defense weapon? I can't get a gun currently not because of age btw

Would a quick start chainsaw be a good home self defense weapon? I can't get a gun currently not because of age btw

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? How about the noise and intimidation factor alone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Buy a baseball bat and hammer some nails through it. There's also mace or taser. Plenty of reproduction medieval weaponry on the market too.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you have to be 18 to post here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 27 but had some charges with my ex

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, let's be real here.
        You have prior charges, you are prohibited from owning a firearm. Let's say someone broke in your house and meant you harm, and the time came to actually defend yourself with your chainsaw. Homie, the DA would have a field day with you. Get some pepper spray or a baseball bat or some shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The charges I have will be cleared soon and I’ll be good just looking for something between that time it gets settled and I can move on

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao @ the DV moron, just buy a gun off the street. You will end up shooting someone and go to prison, but why should I care.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you need to be 18 or older to post here

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no
    you need to be 18 or older to post here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Try getting into a relationship with a crazy girl who calls the cops then come back when they frick with your rights

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you're a felon buy a black powder revolver or man up and buy a real gun out of some guys car trunk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I just gotta wait till a few things to clear up my israelite lawyer said it’s looking good but I’m the meantime what wouldn’t get me into more issues? A machete?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Make sure your machete has a point for stabbing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Buy one of these and your good to go

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i recognize the sword, but who makes that one?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is the website I ordered it from https://lkchensword.com/munich-town-guard-sword

                It’s 600$ with shipping though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Try getting into a relationship with a crazy girl
        no

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yea never get into a relationship with a girl who likes and quotes Harley Quinn lesson learned

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No smoke without fire. Criminals shouldn’t own weapons.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Try getting into a relationship
        yeah ahah that would suck ahaha

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The first thing you do when you are dating a crazy b***h is go off on some random dickhead in front of her. Really fricking lose it. Of course, train with your guns every day. Heavy bags, real Travis Bickle shit. Then periodically and sporadically, freak out about random shit. Never about her though. Shes your Pumpkin!
        Oh, and chain saws are horrible weapons. Spent years on the ground with a 044 with a 30 inch bar. Id much rather have a nice club. Learn to fight. Get a BP if you must. Diablo would be my choice. Pack it with rusty nails and road kill jaw parts. Much more intimidating and practical than a chain saw.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since you're a homosexual just bend over when they break in, the sight of your feted gaping ass hole will drive them away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yea like I want to go to jail with a minimum mandatory sentence in my state no thanks

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This whole question is moronic bait, but why would you ever buy a gas chainsaw for this? Just use an electric. It starts instantly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I said quick start, electric would be fine too but gas also has fast start and intimidation factor

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have that same chainsaw. I keep it in my truck year round.
    Would recommend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever had to use it in a self defense situation? If so how did it go? I assume if you use it in defense while properly using it like cutting a tree down someone comes on your property it owuld look better since its already in your hands

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Have you ever had to use it in a self defense situation?
        the amount of people on this earth that have used a chainsaw in self defense against another human could be counted on one hand.
        Use a firearm or a sharp non motorized object if you really need to defend yourself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can’t get a gun until legal issues are over with

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how did those cases go in terms of self defense use?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get a harbor freight drill instead

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MS180
    >chainsaw
    Choose one

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even a katana would be a better choice than a stupid chainsaw
    For one, they're notoriously bad at handling flesh and clothes or really anything it's not designed to cut, and even then you have to hold it against the target
    For two, it looks TERRIBLE in court if you actually use it. What jury would ever side with a chainsaw wielding maniac?
    Get a nice sword to practice with and stab the dude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly wonder how that would play out in court

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What jury would ever side with a chainsaw wielding maniac?
      one with me on it you pussified b***h

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a solid choice OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish powerfists were real
      >the monkey's paw curls

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Intimidation, yea kinda,
    weapon ... would not want to deal with uncertainties of starting the motor so I'd get an electric one. Still loud enough to show it's real.

    However, different (gardening) tools would be better suited. Swords etc .. if you use a tool, it should have been used as a tool, if a sword have some history books on the shelf or on the phone.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought I had tabbed out of /csm/ already.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The electric ones are fun, would be my choice for a home defense chainsaw. .. if i had to use a chainsaw.
      Main question would be top-handle for one handed use or more reach with a bigger one.
      18 or 36V should make little difference on soft targets.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How powerful are the electric ones

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Perfectly adequate for home defense use,
          Battery life an issue if you're cutting down more than a bunch of trees.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nice, thanks

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chainsaws are for gays and Black folk.

    Get yourself a K12

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hear home intruder
    >Grab homemade tower shield and this thing
    >Put on motorcycle helmet with scrub brush taped to it as a crest and a blanket as a cape
    >Already wearing just underwear and no shoes because that's peak comfy when at home
    Let's see them get past my one man phalanx in the long and narrow bedroom hallway

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chainsaws are poor when faced with anything that chain can pull into gear - it will stop it with really minimal effort (they are designed this way for safety reasons)

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’d rather just use my stiletto tb3 hammer & kill the dude in one blow to the dome

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >please notice my special snowflake hammer guys!
      >gets stolen off of job site

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The chainsaw is the ultimate numale filter. Dudes that grew up without a dad and never used power tools always think a chainsaw is some unstoppable killing machine. I doubt you could start it, let alone hold it up to cut anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, this thread is really sad and if OP isn't underage b& that actually makes it worse. Nobody who uses chainsaws thinks like this. Imagine him flailing around failing to start it as someone enters his house. Would probably kill himself with kickback too

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