micronations have finally decided to find out who is the best of the best, picrel is the european ones but there are a few outliers as well.
rules, no outside nations will attack/defend/supply/support etc, which current micronation will win?
i want san marino to win just because they have a crossbow corps still to this day.
realistically matla would probably win, biggest military of them all.
whats your favorite anon?
Monaco and Luxembourg can finance the most mercenaries. The Vatican can rally the most volunteers.
very true, but with the smallest/smallest military (lol just ceremony guards)vatican city better hurry up, there needs to be a quick strike by the others early on.
The swiss guards are both trained in the military and have a hugeass arsenal of both old and new guns. Their glocks and sigs 550 have some sick engraving
The Vatican has the Swiss Guards which de facto makes them the most powerful micronation in the world.
checked but also outside nations arent involved so the swiss guards either leave or join up immediately
yes, but the Papal Swiss Guards have Vatican citizenship and passports so they automatically count
Luxembourg is not on the list. And we have no more NLAWs as we gave all to... you know who. We could probably win by Stuka with the AWACS but we're too nice to do that.
youre not a micronation shut the fuck up tax evading cunts; nobody knows who the fuck you are and rightly so.
my money's on andorra. mountainous region that's hard to traverse with surprising industrial output. vatican city is just a couple city blocks and monaco is pretty much a city neighborhood.
t. hasnt seen san marino castles and is basically just a small area on top of mountains
I recall that there is a high percentage of private firearms in Andorra as well, don’t know any numbers but that could prove to be troublesome for anyone attempting to invade them
Singapore gets involved and mops the floor with the rest.
>Singapore
>microstate
No, fuck off; nobody over a million population much less FIVE, no I don't care
Except on Sundays.
Day off for their amahs (maids).
Vatican, swiss guard aren't just funny looking guys with halberds. They are highly trained and dedicated special armed for forces.
>highly trained and dedicated
They're basically Swiss soldiers with bodyguard training, I'm not sure they're that "eLiTe"
San Marino anon here, you would be wise to join our enclave. We have highly defensible castles and it is rumoured Mount Titan holds a nuke to shame the Tsar Bomba.
Even though maltas current military is just a humble MP/coast guard you know they are gonna win.
I mean malta having little to no military was the case the two times they were attacked by a overwhelming outside force… what the fuck is up with that place?
Don’t forget the part where private citizens in malta can own machine guns made before 1945, there’s 10 war museums packed with British artillery and aircraft and the capital city is structured like a fortress.
Also that big dumbass retarded black powder cannon.
Liechtenstein has 270 police officers that also act as a militia in case of war
so how many soldiers does everyone else have?
San Marino has three different organisations that can act as militias, I think around 500 peeps, even I dont know.
The Vatican has 135 Swiss Guard and around 850 Gendarmes. And as others have pointed out they can easily call on the largest volunteer force. If you gave the Vatican like three months prep time the scale of the army at their fingertips would be stupefying.
Now attempt to land all of them on malta
I'm pretty sure that Vatican has state helicopters and planes
They’re gonna need more planes than the last group of Italians (and Germans) that tried.
The only way anyone is beating malta is with a nuke and is that really winning?
Don't forget Vatican has the Pope
Vatican calls for a crusade,
3 million angry people from southern america and Europe steamroll the other nations in a day even if armed with only pitchforks.
Vatican wins.
Plus priests and the opus dei provide one of the best intelligence network worldwide plus the Vatican can afford to hire all PMC worldwide and not even notice the cost as it just so ridiculously rich.
Your numbers mean nothing.
Vatican calls for a crusade,
>Christian Billionaires donate billions of dollars, various christian government workers around the world start stealing shit from their governments to give it to the Vatican
Then they can afford all the coffins they’ll need when they fuck with fortress malta
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR DEALING WITH
YOU REALLY THINK BIGGER NUMBERS IS HOW YOU BEAT THE MICRONATION WHO BEATS MACRONATIONS?
Cringe
Sorry bud but this is no longer the age of sail. They will bomb you to shit with F22s stolen from the US air force by Gonzalez and your stone walls or cliffy beaches will not save you from it.
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Monaco and Luxembourg have a shitload of cash to pay any number of whore paramiltaries to start and probably win WW3 if they wanted
Andorra is hell to get to and the only micronation, let alone country in general with the BEST guns laws in yuropooristan