>get to frick foreign pussy
>blow shit up with your buddies
>shoot mudslimes
>ride around in a helicopter
>Israel gets leveled as a bonus?
Sounds kinda bussin fr fr
Will WW3 be fun at least?
>get to frick foreign pussy
>blow shit up with your buddies
>shoot mudslimes
>ride around in a helicopter
>Israel gets leveled as a bonus?
Sounds kinda bussin fr fr
You're gonna be manning a drone strikes on toddlers from a dimly lit room with a ps5 controller while Daquarious fricks your wife up the butthole and drunks OJ out of your fridge to hydrate after
Not married and I drink apple juice. Blow me
Do me a favor then boy, get yourself a girl before you ship out. It's not as fun being jody if the girl is unattached.
>none of that happens
>you die day1 to a drone dropping a nade on your head that is operated by a troon with xbox controller
>webm is spread on pol laughing at you as you die in agony
This is an actual fear. Fear of /misc/ laughing at my death.
i've thought about that as well. if anyone desecrates my memory in any way i'll try my best to haunt them
Sounds fun where do i sign up
>your wife
>implying
lmao
>drinking juice
>not water
fricking goy
True neets dont have wifes
>daiquiri
Unlikely. Most black men are incels. More likely a chang gets drafted and his Asian wife is fricked by a white guy who is a "conscientious objector" LOL
Thank you for your service mister Army Recruit Man.
Frick Indios. Frick Bolivia. Bolivia is the scum of Latin America. May it be destroyed, crushed.
A hot WW3 will be a very short series of events. You won't have time to be doing any of that.
you think that's whats up, you'll just be a mobilized grunt with 3 magazines and no toilet paper told to hold down a pointless position and then watch as your squad gets blown up by a flying tomagachi hand grenade, their shattered limbs and bone fragments pepper your face, you lose 90% of your vision and you can't tell if you're standing or not, it's weird, its like oh you are standing, on stumps.
ngl not very comfy. also your dick now looks like a hipster's ear. it's cool though, all the youngins from your neighbourhood with no dad wanna be just like you and shit, wally world gives you a 10% discount on haircuts. people thank you for your service which you only partially remember because of the head trauma, that it was actually mostly boring and you ate cold chef boyardee type meals then woke up in a german hospital. wasn't like that movie at all.
I want to subscribe to your substack.
Solid 0/6000000
>ride around in a helicopter
If the Russo-Ukrop war has shown anything it's that helicopters are completely obsolete
The ukraine war has shown the exact opposite of that, the counteroinkfennsive was halted in large part due to the capabilities of the ka-52 to rapidly deploy and destroy large quantities of armour that was slowed down by mine fields
Russians use helicopters all the time as tank-killers. They're screwed if they come up against serious air defence systems, but so are jets.
Also those Russian helicopters allegedly have pretty sophisticated defences against heat-seeking missiles like Stingers, which the US doesn't have.
Her forehead is hiuuuuuuge
Just big enough to rest my balls on
you've got a tiny fukin head if that looks big to you
We’ve got another ayyy over here
please tell me my gazan princess survived
arabs are so disgusting lmao
She's gorgeous
She's probably whiter than you
>fun
sure thing https://youtu.be/J0j4TfqUm0k
> hamas supporting incels on /misc/ really believe this
>Will WW3 be fun at least?
Ask Ivan how he feels about it.
That's a fricking good helmet. I thought for sure he'd be headless with a grenade going off less than a foot away
he is not even wearing the helmet
do you need glasses ?
It'll be fun, but not for you. You will die in the Frontline for israel
you shouldn't really launch a thread with a woman that plain. why did you do it?
I actually fricking laughed out loud reading your post you stupid zoomie Black person. If that's what you think war is I won't tell you what you're in for as someone who already experienced the horrors of war. You go enjoy your zoomie army fatigues daycare
i've never been to war but i imagine it's being constantly inconvenienced in ways you never thought possible while being in constant fear and discomfort?
Add shrapnel that went through six of your friends only to end up in you as unarmed combatants (mostly children) walk towards you because their parents said you had candy to give out. I have so much information that I can't even disclose. But did you know the sands spanning Kuwait all the way to Iran have anthrax in it? The moment you get off the plane you breathe it in one time and your fate is sealed. Not only do politicians not care about its population or military, they hate you and want you dead. They need less mouths to feed and they already hated you and your friends and family well before that fact. Enjoy the time you have because in 2030 the world will be unrecognizable
>get to frick foreign pussy
How? by rape? Rape isn't fun. If the b***h doesn't like it and instead of moaning, she cries and screams and blows your eardrum what's the fun in that anon
>blow shit up with your buddies
There are no buddies in the army. Your "buddies" would let you die in the mud if it was to save their own lives.
>shoot mudslimes
I don't hate muslims as long as they stay in their countries.
>ride around in a helicopter
I don't like flying.
>Israel gets leveled as a bonus?
they got nuclear weapons they'll blow all of us up even if we win
Rare to see a G*eek spitting facts like this
Based Greek. But israelites will never drop a single nuke since all the important ones live in Western cities anyway. They would rather try again than gas themselves.
You will be crying in a trench for a few hours before you're blown apart by artillery or sliced and diced by a suicide drone which lands right beside you.
>get to frick foreign pussy
Nope. You're getting captured and gangraped by Ivan and his buddies.
>blow shit up with your buddies
Yes, if by that you mean "Watch in horror as your buddies are ripped apart by grenades"
>shoot mudslimes
You do that and you're getting court marshalled. Remember, diversity is our strength, or something.
>ride around in a helicopter
Nope, too much anti-air. Enjoy footslogging and roadside bombs!
>Israel gets leveled as a bonus?
Nope. The Muslims will seize the land and the israelites will flee to white countries, which they will then destroy.
>Nope. You're getting captured and gang raped by Ivan and his buddies.
Probably not. Russia belongs to the same central bank, to the extent of being annexed and not occupied like America, and will backstab Iran on demand.
>Yes, if by that you mean "Watch in horror as your buddies are ripped apart by grenades"
Classic stolen valor talk.
>You do that and you're getting court marshalled. Remember, diversity is our strength, or something.
Malarkey. You're fighting to spread the central bank, you'll literally be committing horrible war crimes without being judged for it just like in Germany and Iraq.
>Nope, too much anti-air. Enjoy footslogging and roadside bombs!
Probably true.
>Nope. The Muslims will seize the land and the israelites will flee to white countries, which they will then destroy.
The pharisaic rat goblins controlling America come from Lemuria and are not the sacrificial cattle that lives in Israel.
depends on your prepping
if you prep a lot of good board games
yes it will be fun
if you dont you can count the dents in your wall paper
No. WW3 will be homosexual drone strikes 24/7 with nothing to fight but shrapnel.
>Will WW3 be fun at least?
its going to be so funny watching people like Tim Pool cry, especially after hes been fantasizing about muh civil war for so long.
You won't do any of that, you fat turd.
As a matter of fact, you won't do SHIT pussy.
SHES ALIVE??
WW3 is gonna be a punch of American, Russian, and Chinese zoomer and millennial hiding in some shitty bunker and spam drones and missiles until there’s nothing left
They're going to starve, bomb, and infect civilians. WW3 will be all about terror and mass civilian casualties. How many causalities can a foreign nation take before they revolt against an enemy government? How many revolts can the enemy government put down before they run out of supplies or lose control? War by way of terrorism.
There will be little to no direct battles because it will be over too quickly. A quick chain of events at the outbreak will result in all of the advanced weapons systems destroying one another. No more aircraft carriers or missile systems to commit to open combat. And so countries will resort to what they are already doing - funding dissidents in enemy territory, supplying them with small arms, and destroying key public utilities that allow enemy nations to function.
You won't need to get drafted. You are going to be directly involved in these future wars by way of Realpolitik state sponsored terrorism.
>kill isrealis
>airdrop infected rations to starving isrealis
>sabotage isreali ports and blow up isreali docks
>route isrealis into the sea
>laugh
>ignore all orders to shoot isrealis instead
could be
>>get to frick foreign pussy
They don't want you fricking pussy. You will not be allowed to frick pussy.
>>blow shit up with your buddies
Mostly it will be you and your buddies getting blown up by shit from miles away. Only the rich and well connected get to be anything other than grunts.
mudslimes
Muslims will be just as likely to shoot you. Also most likely you will be sent to charge a fortified Russian position or be forced to charge a Chinese horde with an overwhelming numerical advantage against you.
>>ride around in a helicopter
It's only fun when you are not getting shot at.
gets leveled as a bonus?
It won't and even if it did you would be sent to defend so you wouldn't be alive to see it.
>Sounds kinda bussin fr fr
Sounds like shit.
>frick foreign pussy
Why on earth would you want to do that?
>WW3 hasn't started yet hurdurrrr
Fricking use your eyeballs and brain, WW3 is in full swing. God damn morons.
>Fricking use your eyeballs and brain, WW3 is in full swing. God damn morons.
Maybe. It could have been averted with this Israel shit. Depends on if Ukraine can outlast Hamas and it's allies.
Black person, if you get drafted you will just be unloading boxes out of trucks and shit. You won't be shoulder to shoulder with actual soldiers.
If things got so desperate you have to fight you will be given a gun from the 70s, 1 bullet, and told which way to march. At that point you might at well put it in your mouth and pull it.
idk, ask pic related
oh, and stfu to find out
it's hard enough for glow Black folk as it is
You're going to get shot by one of your Black person infantrymen. Best to just avoid it.
No, because every instance of modern war with capability matched powers results in each of them digging into tunnels and trenches while they get slaughtered by artillery and I guess now zoomer drone pilots that will send video of your death to your family on Facebook.
Pretty fricking repulsive stuff if you ask me. Human civilization has been totally destroyed. War’s not really an exception to that.