It is a shitbull and you are using a weapon that requires you to get up close and low to place your hand against its neck. You will die painfully, moron.
/misc/ is full of actual nonwhite children, and that's where all these le super scray assault dogger threads come from, some epic maymay to trigger and redpill the twitterz in 2016 or something.
What the frick are you talking about? You do not have to be a /misc/tard to think shitbulls are legitimately dangerous.
I had one the size of a pig and bulked up like a fricking water buffalo run up to a glass wall a few feet from me on a sidewalk once
i have the pepper spray with tear gas in it but I saw a video of a shitbull mauling a cat and pepper fog didnt stop it
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Maybe kick them in the jaw will that stop them?
Not really. I have seen maybe one instance where someone did do it to a shitbull and then it backed off but in that situation he took it by surprise. If its already charging you trying to kick it will only risk you missing or it shrugging it off and going for a second bite You will just risk them grabbing hold of your ankle.
They're not even big dogs. Aggressive mastiffs are scary, le smashed and slammed assault pitbulls (think of the children!) are a joke. Grow a pair, buy some steel toe boots, and stop skipping leg day. And the weekly pitbull threads here 100% are runoff from /misc/, anyone can check the archives. I guess I should be grateful they aren't daily.
Most fighters are mixing them nowadays, and the most popular mix is mastiff resulting in ~100 lbs dogs that still retain the pitbull fighting mentality. Kicking at a dog 40-100 pounds in weight that was bred from cur hunting dogs whose whole purpose was limb trapping will not usually end well.
Pepper fog won't do shit. You need the stream kind to spray directly into the dog's eyes and mucous membranes if it's already in attack mode. I believe pepper fog is more commonly used for riot control or woods defense to create a "barrier" of atomized pepper mist between (You) and the other thing so you can maintain a safe distance.
I stopped a pit bull by kicking it in the jaw so hard I heard something break, I had my carry gun in my hand but would prefer not to use it in the middle of my neighborhood. It was the pack leader out of 3 and immediately fricked off along with the rest except for one who decided I was the new alpha and followed me and my dogs home.
>I stopped a pit bull by kicking it in the jaw so hard I heard something break,
Get home and realized your broke your own foot
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Nah. Luckily I was wearing my work boots, lucky foe the dog too, the alternative was a hollowpoint or 12. Anyways, I dislike Mexicans in large numbers.
Pepper fog won't do shit. You need the stream kind to spray directly into the dog's eyes and mucous membranes if it's already in attack mode. I believe pepper fog is more commonly used for riot control or woods defense to create a "barrier" of atomized pepper mist between (You) and the other thing so you can maintain a safe distance.
I would think bear spray might be the best bet if you can't use real weapons.
can you own one of those fake guns that shoots pepper spray balls? if you hit a shitbull in the face with a pepper spray ball, that'll probably deter it, but I don't fricking know
It will probably just make it more angry. Shitbulls were selectively bred to get an adrenaline rush and become more tenacious in response to pain. This is their "gameness" trait. Naturally occurring animals will instinctively back off in response to pain, but shitbulls are different. This is why you'll see videos of people beating on shitbulls to try to keep them from mauling something, and the dogs won't react negatively to the pain at all. Another thing to consider about canine psychology is that they are pack animals that often attack in groups. Dogs that are normally docile can become dangerous if they run as a pack with other dogs. They become more confident, and will goad each other into becoming more vicious. This is why you always hear about groups of "peaceful" pet shitbulls all snapping at the same time and mauling their owners.
These videos always piss me off when some pathetic frick comes and weakly thwacks it with a broom. If that was my dog and I was unarmed I would rip that fricking shitbull off the ground and slam it into the concrete until the area around me is red. I would break its legs one by one, pin it down with my weight, break its little ribs and throttle it. I would gouge its eyes out and bite its ugly, exposed testicles off so I could spit them in the owner's face.
I often carry these and never encountered a dog which is not terrified by that. I never had a case when just air zapping was not enough to back off dog. Not even talking zapping a dog, which will scare them even more, or even kill them.
Bare handed neck breaks have always been moronic action movie shit, but it's even worse against dogs. The strongest muscles in their body are in their neck and theirs has a better range of motion than a human. No shot you even get their head to turn more than a couple degrees when they're in attack mode and tensed up.
breaking the neck works well but not with bare hands. using your body weight with a good jump on a dog thats already biting and wont let go will create a decent leverage force because a dog mid-air still biting cant adjust its position, best case you land with ur knees a direct hit will cause serious damage even if you can only jump a few inches high.
I don't get the American pitbulls. They are so hated that I assume its justified, but as a Euro I met plenty of pitbulls and they were all normal. Is this a cultural thing with pitbull owners in US being the equivalent of football hooligans that want to look tough and have dogs they can't properly take care of? Is it some genetic thing with burgerbulls just being different in their breeding? Like I saw those weird frog-esque roided-out pitbulls, but if anything they seem less harmful than the regular ones.
It is a genetic thing. But it is not exclusive to burgerland either. They are pretty bad in the UK too and most pitbulls people think they have met are just american bulldogs or staffies.
American Black folk have spent the last 50 years breeding the dog with the explicit intent to be viciously violent. I imagine euro pitbulls are less Blackfied
Black folk didn't create pitbulls. They were created by bongs back in the 1800's to use in bloodsports like "bull baiting" and dogfighting before they were brought over to America. At that time, it was understood by professional "dogmen" that fighting dogs were different from other dogs, and were only suitable for fighting. Then an American dog breeder named John P. Colby decided to market his fighting dogs as pets to ignorant people in order to make more profits from breeding them. He popularized them via newspaper advertisements as being "fighters in the ring, and protectors at home." This is where the "nanny dog" myth probably originated. Ironically, one of Colby's dogs mauled his own nephew to death.
They're banned in most Euro countries, so it's possible that what you've seen aren't actually the same dog as most American ones. That aside, the big issue with pitbulls is how unpredictable and unstable they are, it's not that they're aggressive all the time but that they'll seem like the nicest dog in the world until they suddenly decide to go psycho out of nowhere and eat somebody's face off. I've seen some research recently that says they basically go senile once they're a few years old and lose the ability to tell friend from foe but I'm not sure how valid it is.
>I've seen some research recently that says they basically go senile once they're a few years old and lose the ability to tell friend from foe but I'm not sure how valid it is.
Not entirely. It is more that they are bred to not flag signs of aggression all the way back to their orignal dog fighting days. They don't posture they just go. So you cannot properly handle or train them because their warning signs are invisible until they act and maul something.
>They are so hated that I assume its justified
I mean, it kind of obviously is justified. Pitbulls are involved in more fatal dog attacks than all other breeds combined (IIRC 60%), and they're only something like 6% of the dog population in the U.S.
That's even worse than Black folk being 13% of the population and committing 56% of the murders (old stat, I think it's a higher percentage of murders now, maybe 60%).
>There's something genetic going on
I keep telling people about this but nobody wants to listen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_syndrome
It's a genetic neurological disorder, basically epilepsy except it's apparently in the emotional center of the brain that goes hot when in a berserker rage. If you read articles about shitbull attacks, you often see comments like "he got a weird look in his eyes and just started attacking for no reason." It's pretty obvious that this is what's going on.
Thing is, all the dog-fighting breeders look at this as a positive trait -- "dat dog a killa!" -- and so they've spread this gene far and wide in the shitbull population. In every other breed of dogs, a dog that randomly tries to kill people immediately gets gassed.
>pitbull owners being the equivalent of football hooligans that want to look tough
This entirely. Pit bull ownership is all about tough-guy/don't-frick-with-me image.
I had a bizarre encounter when a "tough guy" threatened to set his pit bull on me back in 1990. I was across street walking with my headphones on and heard yelling over the music. Looked around and saw a young guy around my age yelling all sorts of strange shit like calling me a tough guy and threatening to let his dog "frick me up" etc.. lol. Never seen the guy before nor know what triggered him. 'Roid fricker was looking for a fight I guess. I've had a couple other negative encounters with pit bulls over the years. My job occasionally puts me in contact with them, thus I've built up a good baseline on the typical owner. There's a common denominator with owners. They almost always hide behind the "wholesome family" persona, claim it's great around their kids and use deflection (bring up stats the other dogs bite more etc) to try and defend the breed. Almost all of the owners are involved in something sketchy: usually drugs. Always tatted up, men and women.
This happened near me: https://www.cheknews.ca/two-dogs-shot-killed-in-cobble-hill-after-allegedly-attacking-sheep-rcmp-1186277/
What they aren't saying is the couple thought leashes are for gays and they could move to a rural area seemingly free of rules and society and its rules can go frick themselves. Let their dogs roam free in the countryside and life would be idyllic. Rumour has it they moved there because thet were having problems with neighbours.
>as a Euro I met plenty of pitbulls and they were all normal.
lol, they just killed an old woman a few months ago here in austria and another one got injured in a separate incident. its news every few months. they had to do a dna test to identify her because the pits had left nothing left of her face.
Notice how they almost always attack in multiples because of their pack instinct. A family in my area owned two of them for years until the dogs suddenly decided to eat their two kids last year. You might as well let your children play with a loaded gun if you’re going to bring these shitbeasts into your home.
>You might as well let your children play with a loaded gun if you’re going to bring these shitbeasts into your home.
There was a hilarious thread on Barfcom a few years ago (can't find it any more now that they've anonymized their archives), some guy took in a pitbull and did the whole "these dogs are fine, it's the owners not the breed" shit. Then one night the dog was sleeping on his daughter's bed, woke up, and tried to kill her. He woke up to her screaming, managed to force the dog out of her bedroom, and ended up shooting it.
>as a Euro I met plenty of pitbulls and they were all normal.
lol, they just killed an old woman a few months ago here in austria and another one got injured in a separate incident. its news every few months. they had to do a dna test to identify her because the pits had left nothing left of her face.
>but as a Euro I met plenty of pitbulls and they were all normal.
Normal? Fricking kek.
I live in France, pitts are the same everywhere, there are daily attacks, police having to put them down, owners being killed by their own dogs regularly. There was even a big affair a few years ago when a woman who owned several pitts illegally imported from the Netherlands got killed and eaten by her pitt. The husband knew it, and yet pretended it wasn't the dog's fault, he a good dog, he dindu nuffin. Vegan/ecologist/antispecist homosexuals jumped on the bandwagon and screamed that it was the fault of hunting dogs who happened to be nearby. That the pitt just wanted to defend its owner, he a good dog, a family dog n' shit. That hunting is awful and needs to be banned, eating meat, having a penis, being white, all of this has to be banned. The far left went apeshit over this, the police wanted to euthanize the dog but there was a political and media uproar, petitions and shit to keep the pitt alive. Justice didn't want to do the DNA tests because the affair was too mediatized. After it died down like a year later, they did DNA tests on all hunting dogs, then on the pitt, and it was definitely proved (surprise surprise) that it was the pitt who killed its owner, and no hunting dog had ever had anything to do with it. The pitt was also evaluated by a specialist and it was deemed extremely aggressive and dangerous. (surprise again).
Despite all of this, the husband still claims his dog's innocence and wants it back.
This far left lunacy that is so widespread in the US, this obession with pitts and their defense whenever they chimpout, just like with Black folk, is common throughout the west.
They're shit in Europe too and that's why ownership in a lot of countries is either banned or regulated. In Germany they have to be muzzled in public at all times if they show any aggression during a test where some dude screams at them or a car horn goes off right next to them and shit.
Lucky you. I live in a reasonably good area and there are couples out walking their shitbulls all the time, and a shitbull "rescue" organization a few miles away. They're now the "dindu dog", all the white liberal chicks have to rescue a pitbull to have liberal street cred with their fellow brain-damaged liberal friends.
Pitbulls have long had a reputation for being aggressive frickers that bite anything that strikes their fancy. As for why its become more recent, I think its because of a stereotype about blacks owning them. So the obsession is due to hating blacks and everything blacks use or like by proxy.
Their reputation is well-earned. Black people like to have them because of their reputation and cost, which is typically $0.00 not the other way round.
Buy one and test it on yourself. That's what I did, and it's the only way to understand that those "stun guns" don't do shit in real life. It vaguely tingles where you put it, you'll try to flinch away after it surprised you once. A Black person attacking you with bloodlust won't even notice you used this on him. And a pittbull, which can litterally withstand three 12g 00 buckshot center mass at close range before going down, what do you think that would do against it?
I have an hamstaff, mine basically sits on her ass all day long but she can still turn her neck incredibly fast and can snap her jaws in the blink of an eye. If you're getting your arms anywhere close to a pitbull's mouth you can say goodbye to them, unless you have superhuman reaction times. If I had to fight one I'd rather have a broomstick than a taser, at least with the broomstick I could sorta hold it at range.
Threadly reminder that you can feed shitbulls 0.5g per kg of body weight of xylitol and most will drop dead in a few days. Median weight 30kg shitbull, 15g of xylitol. "XL Bully" 90kg "shitbull mix", 45g of xylitol.
Xylitol is a sugar substitute that is safe for humans (and also kitties!) but lethal to dogs. It is widely available in granular form in health-food stores. (IOW, no, you don't need to feed the dog ten packs of chewing gum.) Just mix it into a doggie treat like sausage or cheese balls.
Xylitol has two separate modes of lethality in dogs: first, the chance of putting the dog into a hypoglycemic coma (within hours), second, liver failure (within days). The above doses are the LD50 (meaning half will die from it) to cause liver failure; the hypoglycemic coma dosage is only 20% of the above. There is no antidote, but it can be treated if caught early, and only about half of dogs will die from a LD50 dose (by definition). The two different modes make it very likely to kill a dog with this dose.
Avoid getting caught on video or making it obvious that you're the prime suspect by complaining constantly ahead of time.
Good way to rid your neighborhood of dangerous dogs.
Common counter-suggestions and why they aren't as good: >just shoot it!
* obvious intent
* police investigate gunshot wounds/deaths
* dangerous to bystanders in suburban or urban neighborhoods
* unless the dog is actually attacking you or someone else, this will get you criminally charged if caught
>antifreeze!
* takes literally 3X the dosage to reach LD50
* now has bitterants added to stop children and animals from drinking it
* weird options like boiling hotdogs in it makes your intent obvious
>rat poison or other poisons!
* obvious intent
* can be fatal to children or other animals you don't want to harm
* much more recognizable and hence treatable by a vet
* some "rat poison" products are just warfarin, which only works because rats often fight and bleed out
Thanks. Neighbour shitbull killed my kitten a few weeks ago and also non-stop barking. Should I put it in meat or will the dog drink it from water? I'd need to toss it over the wall, which is about 2.5m high
Nothing.
They don't even hurt, they just work on some people because they sound scary and people think it will hurt them.
OC spray works well on dogs if you can hit them, gun is still the correct answer.
yeah
Yeah if you get it in the throat which is also 3 inches from its jaws, have fun trying to reach it. Maybe some tacticool gloves while you're at it.
yeah
No. You will die painfully.
imagine being killed by a medium sized dog, what are you an infant?
It is a shitbull and you are using a weapon that requires you to get up close and low to place your hand against its neck. You will die painfully, moron.
/misc/ is full of actual nonwhite children, and that's where all these le super scray assault dogger threads come from, some epic maymay to trigger and redpill the twitterz in 2016 or something.
What the frick are you talking about? You do not have to be a /misc/tard to think shitbulls are legitimately dangerous.
Not really. I have seen maybe one instance where someone did do it to a shitbull and then it backed off but in that situation he took it by surprise. If its already charging you trying to kick it will only risk you missing or it shrugging it off and going for a second bite You will just risk them grabbing hold of your ankle.
They're not even big dogs. Aggressive mastiffs are scary, le smashed and slammed assault pitbulls (think of the children!) are a joke. Grow a pair, buy some steel toe boots, and stop skipping leg day. And the weekly pitbull threads here 100% are runoff from /misc/, anyone can check the archives. I guess I should be grateful they aren't daily.
>you are /misc/ if you don't want to get bit by a Black persondog!
Most fighters are mixing them nowadays, and the most popular mix is mastiff resulting in ~100 lbs dogs that still retain the pitbull fighting mentality. Kicking at a dog 40-100 pounds in weight that was bred from cur hunting dogs whose whole purpose was limb trapping will not usually end well.
guys the Black personbull defense force arrived!
Found the pitcuck
what do you think these are made for
get the correct tool for the job, idiot
woah holy shit its not like I expected someone say "get a gun" wow, absolutely groundbreaking information
I can't own a gun or a knife because I'm mentally ill and legal shit. My wrangler might let me get a "tactical pen" at best
Your tard wrangler won't even let you buy an EDC knife? What about pepper spray?
I had one the size of a pig and bulked up like a fricking water buffalo run up to a glass wall a few feet from me on a sidewalk once
i have the pepper spray with tear gas in it but I saw a video of a shitbull mauling a cat and pepper fog didnt stop it
Maybe kick them in the jaw will that stop them?
Pepper fog won't do shit. You need the stream kind to spray directly into the dog's eyes and mucous membranes if it's already in attack mode. I believe pepper fog is more commonly used for riot control or woods defense to create a "barrier" of atomized pepper mist between (You) and the other thing so you can maintain a safe distance.
I stopped a pit bull by kicking it in the jaw so hard I heard something break, I had my carry gun in my hand but would prefer not to use it in the middle of my neighborhood. It was the pack leader out of 3 and immediately fricked off along with the rest except for one who decided I was the new alpha and followed me and my dogs home.
i would feel so bad tho
>I stopped a pit bull by kicking it in the jaw so hard I heard something break,
Get home and realized your broke your own foot
Nah. Luckily I was wearing my work boots, lucky foe the dog too, the alternative was a hollowpoint or 12. Anyways, I dislike Mexicans in large numbers.
I would think bear spray might be the best bet if you can't use real weapons.
>I can't own a gun or a knife because I'm mentally ill and legal shit.
Suck car exhaust then, that should prevent you from having shitbull problems.
imagine getting one try at life and you roll the 'shitty moron unable to own guns' card lmao
id tell you to have a nice day but you cant even do that
stfu
What'd you do, try and kil yourself or something?
Hitler had a lot of bad ideas
Aktion T4 was not one of them
can you own one of those fake guns that shoots pepper spray balls? if you hit a shitbull in the face with a pepper spray ball, that'll probably deter it, but I don't fricking know
None of my firearms were purchased legally.
literal moron
It will probably just make it more angry. Shitbulls were selectively bred to get an adrenaline rush and become more tenacious in response to pain. This is their "gameness" trait. Naturally occurring animals will instinctively back off in response to pain, but shitbulls are different. This is why you'll see videos of people beating on shitbulls to try to keep them from mauling something, and the dogs won't react negatively to the pain at all. Another thing to consider about canine psychology is that they are pack animals that often attack in groups. Dogs that are normally docile can become dangerous if they run as a pack with other dogs. They become more confident, and will goad each other into becoming more vicious. This is why you always hear about groups of "peaceful" pet shitbulls all snapping at the same time and mauling their owners.
>will goad each other into becoming more vicious
so literal Black person behavior, lmao
These videos always piss me off when some pathetic frick comes and weakly thwacks it with a broom. If that was my dog and I was unarmed I would rip that fricking shitbull off the ground and slam it into the concrete until the area around me is red. I would break its legs one by one, pin it down with my weight, break its little ribs and throttle it. I would gouge its eyes out and bite its ugly, exposed testicles off so I could spit them in the owner's face.
Stun guns are universally pretty shit
maybe.
I often carry these and never encountered a dog which is not terrified by that. I never had a case when just air zapping was not enough to back off dog. Not even talking zapping a dog, which will scare them even more, or even kill them.
If it's not tazing, would snapping the neck like in cod work?
Bare handed neck breaks have always been moronic action movie shit, but it's even worse against dogs. The strongest muscles in their body are in their neck and theirs has a better range of motion than a human. No shot you even get their head to turn more than a couple degrees when they're in attack mode and tensed up.
True I imagine it's much safer to try and get a hold of it's head to cut its throat with a knife
breaking the neck works well but not with bare hands. using your body weight with a good jump on a dog thats already biting and wont let go will create a decent leverage force because a dog mid-air still biting cant adjust its position, best case you land with ur knees a direct hit will cause serious damage even if you can only jump a few inches high.
>pssst, better give up now, kid
>SMASHED AND SLAMMED
JUICY DIAMOND X FERRARI
Yes, but by the point you can use it, it's already biting you. Just get strong legs and punt the fricker.
Nah, you don't want to get that Obama to it and the fur will stop the shock from properly panama
I don't get the American pitbulls. They are so hated that I assume its justified, but as a Euro I met plenty of pitbulls and they were all normal. Is this a cultural thing with pitbull owners in US being the equivalent of football hooligans that want to look tough and have dogs they can't properly take care of? Is it some genetic thing with burgerbulls just being different in their breeding? Like I saw those weird frog-esque roided-out pitbulls, but if anything they seem less harmful than the regular ones.
It is a genetic thing. But it is not exclusive to burgerland either. They are pretty bad in the UK too and most pitbulls people think they have met are just american bulldogs or staffies.
American Black folk have spent the last 50 years breeding the dog with the explicit intent to be viciously violent. I imagine euro pitbulls are less Blackfied
Black folk didn't create pitbulls. They were created by bongs back in the 1800's to use in bloodsports like "bull baiting" and dogfighting before they were brought over to America. At that time, it was understood by professional "dogmen" that fighting dogs were different from other dogs, and were only suitable for fighting. Then an American dog breeder named John P. Colby decided to market his fighting dogs as pets to ignorant people in order to make more profits from breeding them. He popularized them via newspaper advertisements as being "fighters in the ring, and protectors at home." This is where the "nanny dog" myth probably originated. Ironically, one of Colby's dogs mauled his own nephew to death.
Hilarious
They're banned in most Euro countries, so it's possible that what you've seen aren't actually the same dog as most American ones. That aside, the big issue with pitbulls is how unpredictable and unstable they are, it's not that they're aggressive all the time but that they'll seem like the nicest dog in the world until they suddenly decide to go psycho out of nowhere and eat somebody's face off. I've seen some research recently that says they basically go senile once they're a few years old and lose the ability to tell friend from foe but I'm not sure how valid it is.
>I've seen some research recently that says they basically go senile once they're a few years old and lose the ability to tell friend from foe but I'm not sure how valid it is.
Not entirely. It is more that they are bred to not flag signs of aggression all the way back to their orignal dog fighting days. They don't posture they just go. So you cannot properly handle or train them because their warning signs are invisible until they act and maul something.
>They're banned in most Euro countries
No they're fricking not.
>They are so hated that I assume its justified
I mean, it kind of obviously is justified. Pitbulls are involved in more fatal dog attacks than all other breeds combined (IIRC 60%), and they're only something like 6% of the dog population in the U.S.
That's even worse than Black folk being 13% of the population and committing 56% of the murders (old stat, I think it's a higher percentage of murders now, maybe 60%).
Same concept as American blacks. There's something genetic going on and then the cultural stuff stacked on top of it compounds the problem.
>There's something genetic going on
I keep telling people about this but nobody wants to listen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_syndrome
It's a genetic neurological disorder, basically epilepsy except it's apparently in the emotional center of the brain that goes hot when in a berserker rage. If you read articles about shitbull attacks, you often see comments like "he got a weird look in his eyes and just started attacking for no reason." It's pretty obvious that this is what's going on.
Thing is, all the dog-fighting breeders look at this as a positive trait -- "dat dog a killa!" -- and so they've spread this gene far and wide in the shitbull population. In every other breed of dogs, a dog that randomly tries to kill people immediately gets gassed.
>pitbull owners being the equivalent of football hooligans that want to look tough
This entirely. Pit bull ownership is all about tough-guy/don't-frick-with-me image.
I had a bizarre encounter when a "tough guy" threatened to set his pit bull on me back in 1990. I was across street walking with my headphones on and heard yelling over the music. Looked around and saw a young guy around my age yelling all sorts of strange shit like calling me a tough guy and threatening to let his dog "frick me up" etc.. lol. Never seen the guy before nor know what triggered him. 'Roid fricker was looking for a fight I guess. I've had a couple other negative encounters with pit bulls over the years. My job occasionally puts me in contact with them, thus I've built up a good baseline on the typical owner. There's a common denominator with owners. They almost always hide behind the "wholesome family" persona, claim it's great around their kids and use deflection (bring up stats the other dogs bite more etc) to try and defend the breed. Almost all of the owners are involved in something sketchy: usually drugs. Always tatted up, men and women.
This happened near me: https://www.cheknews.ca/two-dogs-shot-killed-in-cobble-hill-after-allegedly-attacking-sheep-rcmp-1186277/
What they aren't saying is the couple thought leashes are for gays and they could move to a rural area seemingly free of rules and society and its rules can go frick themselves. Let their dogs roam free in the countryside and life would be idyllic. Rumour has it they moved there because thet were having problems with neighbours.
Notice how they almost always attack in multiples because of their pack instinct. A family in my area owned two of them for years until the dogs suddenly decided to eat their two kids last year. You might as well let your children play with a loaded gun if you’re going to bring these shitbeasts into your home.
>You might as well let your children play with a loaded gun if you’re going to bring these shitbeasts into your home.
There was a hilarious thread on Barfcom a few years ago (can't find it any more now that they've anonymized their archives), some guy took in a pitbull and did the whole "these dogs are fine, it's the owners not the breed" shit. Then one night the dog was sleeping on his daughter's bed, woke up, and tried to kill her. He woke up to her screaming, managed to force the dog out of her bedroom, and ended up shooting it.
>as a Euro I met plenty of pitbulls and they were all normal.
lol, they just killed an old woman a few months ago here in austria and another one got injured in a separate incident. its news every few months. they had to do a dna test to identify her because the pits had left nothing left of her face.
>but as a Euro I met plenty of pitbulls and they were all normal.
Normal? Fricking kek.
I live in France, pitts are the same everywhere, there are daily attacks, police having to put them down, owners being killed by their own dogs regularly. There was even a big affair a few years ago when a woman who owned several pitts illegally imported from the Netherlands got killed and eaten by her pitt. The husband knew it, and yet pretended it wasn't the dog's fault, he a good dog, he dindu nuffin. Vegan/ecologist/antispecist homosexuals jumped on the bandwagon and screamed that it was the fault of hunting dogs who happened to be nearby. That the pitt just wanted to defend its owner, he a good dog, a family dog n' shit. That hunting is awful and needs to be banned, eating meat, having a penis, being white, all of this has to be banned. The far left went apeshit over this, the police wanted to euthanize the dog but there was a political and media uproar, petitions and shit to keep the pitt alive. Justice didn't want to do the DNA tests because the affair was too mediatized. After it died down like a year later, they did DNA tests on all hunting dogs, then on the pitt, and it was definitely proved (surprise surprise) that it was the pitt who killed its owner, and no hunting dog had ever had anything to do with it. The pitt was also evaluated by a specialist and it was deemed extremely aggressive and dangerous. (surprise again).
Despite all of this, the husband still claims his dog's innocence and wants it back.
This far left lunacy that is so widespread in the US, this obession with pitts and their defense whenever they chimpout, just like with Black folk, is common throughout the west.
They're shit in Europe too and that's why ownership in a lot of countries is either banned or regulated. In Germany they have to be muzzled in public at all times if they show any aggression during a test where some dude screams at them or a car horn goes off right next to them and shit.
If it was accurate he would have been mauled at the same time
Pepper spray would be better.
it probably will, yes.
But you need to get in close, so you will probably get wounded.
>pitbull
Why is this site obsessed with these dogs? I've never seen one in my neighborhood
Lucky you. I live in a reasonably good area and there are couples out walking their shitbulls all the time, and a shitbull "rescue" organization a few miles away. They're now the "dindu dog", all the white liberal chicks have to rescue a pitbull to have liberal street cred with their fellow brain-damaged liberal friends.
Pitbulls have long had a reputation for being aggressive frickers that bite anything that strikes their fancy. As for why its become more recent, I think its because of a stereotype about blacks owning them. So the obsession is due to hating blacks and everything blacks use or like by proxy.
Their reputation is well-earned. Black people like to have them because of their reputation and cost, which is typically $0.00 not the other way round.
Buy one and test it on yourself. That's what I did, and it's the only way to understand that those "stun guns" don't do shit in real life. It vaguely tingles where you put it, you'll try to flinch away after it surprised you once. A Black person attacking you with bloodlust won't even notice you used this on him. And a pittbull, which can litterally withstand three 12g 00 buckshot center mass at close range before going down, what do you think that would do against it?
I have an hamstaff, mine basically sits on her ass all day long but she can still turn her neck incredibly fast and can snap her jaws in the blink of an eye. If you're getting your arms anywhere close to a pitbull's mouth you can say goodbye to them, unless you have superhuman reaction times. If I had to fight one I'd rather have a broomstick than a taser, at least with the broomstick I could sorta hold it at range.
nah
Threadly reminder that you can feed shitbulls 0.5g per kg of body weight of xylitol and most will drop dead in a few days. Median weight 30kg shitbull, 15g of xylitol. "XL Bully" 90kg "shitbull mix", 45g of xylitol.
Xylitol is a sugar substitute that is safe for humans (and also kitties!) but lethal to dogs. It is widely available in granular form in health-food stores. (IOW, no, you don't need to feed the dog ten packs of chewing gum.) Just mix it into a doggie treat like sausage or cheese balls.
Xylitol has two separate modes of lethality in dogs: first, the chance of putting the dog into a hypoglycemic coma (within hours), second, liver failure (within days). The above doses are the LD50 (meaning half will die from it) to cause liver failure; the hypoglycemic coma dosage is only 20% of the above. There is no antidote, but it can be treated if caught early, and only about half of dogs will die from a LD50 dose (by definition). The two different modes make it very likely to kill a dog with this dose.
Avoid getting caught on video or making it obvious that you're the prime suspect by complaining constantly ahead of time.
Good way to rid your neighborhood of dangerous dogs.
Common counter-suggestions and why they aren't as good:
>just shoot it!
* obvious intent
* police investigate gunshot wounds/deaths
* dangerous to bystanders in suburban or urban neighborhoods
* unless the dog is actually attacking you or someone else, this will get you criminally charged if caught
>antifreeze!
* takes literally 3X the dosage to reach LD50
* now has bitterants added to stop children and animals from drinking it
* weird options like boiling hotdogs in it makes your intent obvious
>rat poison or other poisons!
* obvious intent
* can be fatal to children or other animals you don't want to harm
* much more recognizable and hence treatable by a vet
* some "rat poison" products are just warfarin, which only works because rats often fight and bleed out
Thanks. Neighbour shitbull killed my kitten a few weeks ago and also non-stop barking. Should I put it in meat or will the dog drink it from water? I'd need to toss it over the wall, which is about 2.5m high
With water they'd probably schlorp half of it all over the lawn.
what kind of food would be able to hide 20g of xylitol? i'm guessing that's just over a tablespoon of powder.
Mix it into peanut butter.
you fricking donkey monkey moron just get 5 pitbulls, problems solved.
No.
It's better to earn the respect of local pitbul king or even better : sacrifice your firstborn to pitbul god and you'll be safe forever.
Nothing.
They don't even hurt, they just work on some people because they sound scary and people think it will hurt them.
OC spray works well on dogs if you can hit them, gun is still the correct answer.
Justdo what I do and stick your finger up its buttwhole
If you don't want to use a gun a chain male shirt + hatchet is the way to go