This. I literally cannot think of a reason why someone would have a yard and not have a garden in it. Trees, grass, some herbs and veggies. What is the point of concreting it over and just having another room without a roof?
Jesus, what a depressing backyard, I was going to say I bet that's England, this fricking shoebox houses with a square window here and there for decoration.
Then I remember to look at the flag.
Yikes
That image is hideous and dystopian.
Goddamn England looks depressing
>work 9-5 >live in a neighbourhood with buildings closely crammed together >on an island that gets barely any sun all year >chuds act surprised that people would rather swap their high maintenance grass that would hardly grow due to lack of sun and too much rain (and isn’t even environmentally beneficial btw, literally a dead space for bees and insects even before the plastic) with an artificial lawn
The lack of collective brainpower of you guys is a fricking wonder to behold, thank frick I was born just in time to witness and pity you
You know what, you're right you also don't have the time or patience for proper diet, so be sure to eat as much processed food and seed oils as possible.
>nooo Mr. Noseburg doesn’t give me free time to enjoy my own property. Better buy some plastic grass from Mr. Sheckleburg so I can pick up the overtime.
Could make a rockery, a pond, plant wildflowers, make an allotment.
Anything but plastic fricking grass you absolute mockery of the natural world, you puppet of a man.
All of those things take way more time and effort than just putting some aesthetically pleasing green plastic down. Why bother with all that when the average person who lives in one of these shoeboxes will only ever use their backgarden for drying clothes for the 1/4 of the year it actually gets any sun
>aesthetically pleasing
Plastic people doing plastic people things. Better to go to pub or sit in and watch love island in your downtime from your gruelling 9-5 office job.
Unfortunately for you, I, like most other normal and well adjusted members of western society, don’t base our life decisions on whether or not it will help me in a nuclear armageddon. Don’t know if you’re an immigrant from a certain oriental despotic pariah state of if you’re just a troll that supports said rogue state but I’d suggest rejoining all the normal people in civilised society
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>I, like most other normal and well adjusted members of western society
It's about growing a garden and not having plastic grass because "it's easy" you lazy muppet
>work 9-5 >live in a neighbourhood with buildings closely crammed together >on an island that gets barely any sun all year
Imagine defending anyone who chose a life so depressing. The tiny backyard with plastic grass is a perfect allegory for their owners' craniums and their content however. Pottery.
If you’re lucky enough to not live in a commieblock or a trench in bakhmut then this is what your “garden” will look like. You’re not fooling anyone Sergay
mate just spend 50 british bucks on a handful of native perennials that provide year round interest and pollinator support. then the healing can begin.
You homosexuals basically conquered the whole fricking world at one point. You have only ýourselves to blame for not leaving for more vast, fertile land
Mowing lawn takes too much time. I assume they have a cucked small lawn so that is about 15 minutes or so a week less they could watch television. That is an hour of missed sitting a month. I see why they use fake grass. It is awful for your body to move a little, might end up with a heart attack if they had to mow and weedeat.
I understand you brother. Since covid houses around me doubled in price. New subdivision with hoses priced at 300k or 400k popping up everywhere. My town is being marketed as a great place to live only 30 minutes from Nashville. The average income for a married couple here is 46k a year. The people moving here aren't from here and ruined the town I grew up in. I either have to deal with the homosexuals or abandon this town to live further out
This. I literally cannot think of a reason why someone would have a yard and not have a garden in it. Trees, grass, some herbs and veggies. What is the point of concreting it over and just having another room without a roof?
i live in the countryside and my neighbour just put down fake grass in their front garden; this country is fricking moronic
I went to england on school trip in highschool where all of our classmates who lived with bogn families for a week report the same thing:
The houses are tiny and cramped, and barely cleaned up with old furniture.
But all of them even back then in 2005 or 6 or so already had big frickign flat-screen TVs. The TV was the centerpiece of home-living, anything else wasnt important.
>The TV was the centerpiece of home-living, anything else wasnt important.
isn't that generally the case for NPCs across the whole (flat) earth?
i don't have a tv or loicence so it doesn't apply to me but i'm a special widdle snowflake 🙂
I have no idea how they live in such tiny houses and still buy so much consoomer shit as if they’re Americans. They’re probably going to become manlets from all of the cramped houses
Bro, you don’t know the half of it. I literally work with them on a daily basis I have to pretend to be interested in the shit they say and the music they listen to and hear the 90 layers of vocal tics just to speak English. The worst is that the ones who manage to get successful simply enable the shitty behavior of the same problem ones we’ve been dealing with for decades. I hope one day soon they go extinct and there are only brown normies left but we will see.
Put, the commas, where, you, want them, homosexual.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Ok now go learn Mexican
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yo entiendo suficiente de lingua delinquente. But the truth is, you aren’t white if you can’t into Latin.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Latin
The Celtic tribe from Italy?
To be fair your lower suicide rate is due to the sheer percentage of minorities in your country who are less likely to realise how shit England is.
Other European countries with less minorities have higher suicide rates because the locals can see how shit their countries have become due to high immigration and shit govenrment etc.
TLDR, but why are continental Europeans necking themselves so often compared to anglo KAAAANNNGS
1 year ago
Shirotabe
,,,,,,I like to get them all out of the way as soon as possible
Jesus, what a depressing backyard, I was going to say I bet that's England, this fricking shoebox houses with a square window here and there for decoration.
Then I remember to look at the flag.
Yikes
>growing food >on a centuries-old patch of grass that has been treated with chemicals >in a highly populated area >in dark/cold England
You're dead meat either way. I'd recommend TQ'ing your arm to numb it, then slashing it in that scenario. Oh wait, you can't even own a proper knoife. You're mega dead meat then
>on a centuries-old patch of grass that has been treated with chemicals
The moronation evident in this comment doesn't even deserve to be refuted, quite an astounding level of stupidity even for a mutt
Sure, tear that up, all of it. Have trellises up the walls, and pots. Apply hugelkultur and espalier your trees.
Now it's time to reimagine the bottom floor of your house as equal parts chicken run, rabbit hutch, mushroom growing closets and military junta training ground.
You too can survive the end of the world.
To be fair your lower suicide rate is due to the sheer percentage of minorities in your country who are less likely to realise how shit England is.
Other European countries with less minorities have higher suicide rates because the locals can see how shit their countries have become due to high immigration and shit govenrment etc.
>european countries with low immigration have high suicide rates because they can see how high immigration rates are killing their country >the uk has a lower suicide rate because of its higher immigration rate
Am I getting that right? Is this what you’re trying to say?
Yeah more or less. It'll balance out once it reaches the tipping point or people forget completely what their country was and accept the new normal.
I mean, who wouldn't be depressed seeing a nation turn to shit (and often time not realise why, due to media constantly portraying the changes as a good thing) and for the immigrants why would you commit suicide when the new country is better than the shithole you left?
>Will i survive the nuclear apocalypse should i tear this up and grow food
No
Support your local farmers.
Be sure to have some SHTF skills. Unironically learn to fix a combustion engine or something like that. That's the sort of stuff people will need when their EVs are shut down because they can't access the internet.
It's the shitty new builds (or should I say the builds for the last few decades). They cram them in due to lack of available areas in towns & cities. when land becomes available they cram as many houses in as possible
It isn't lack of avaliable areas is profiteering and the fact that in Britain the concept of quality of life doesn't exist. Fit as many houses on the land built as cheaply as possible to maximise profits. They only including plumbing because they have to by law.
Don't worry about it Deano.
When you get the text at 3, get your missus and go out on your doorstep.
When you see the flash, say cheese.
Don't forget to wear sunglasses.
It's under open air. That turf and the soil a few inches beneath will be filled with fallout. You also might find that where you are isn't the best place to be.
Now, for growing food after nuclear fallout, there are a couple of easy options.
1. Find something that was covered so the soil beneath isn't contaminated. I would say you can tip over a mobile home and get decent soil beneath, but idk how available that is to you.
2. Get bags of soil from a hardware store or whatever. The lawn and garden section of walmart here in the states has tons of the stuff.
3.Remove the contaminated soil. Kinda risky. iirc you only need to remove a few inches but try not to breathe that dust in or get it on you.
All of these are only options after the fallout has stopped... falling for a while (so like a year or two at least), or if you can build a greenhouse or indoor setup. You're really going to want a greenhouse anyway because it's going to be really cold.
No, but you must grow food on this anyway to place as much distance as you can between you and the chaos of the market.
You are the only one you can trust to keep you safe and you are the only one you can trust to keep you fed.
If you hope to survive a nuclear holocaust youre going to need more land to work with than that. Sell your place and move to the country and work with the real estate there. Though you have no hope of protecting your crops from marauding gangs of migrants once the dust starts to settle because youre all cucked by your government and only have plastic knives and shit. Actually, it's probably best you just killed yourself or try to move as close to potential blast zones as possible so as to save yourself from the horrors youll be subjected too if you survive.
since your space is limited, you should make a vertical arrangement for growing potatoes.
you can save a lot of space.
dont waste your space on low-nutrition stuff.
only do the best stuff you can for quantity and nutrition.
How do properties end up with that slant/notch in the corner? It seems like older yards in England were usually rectangles. When did they start taking a slice from one of your corners?
I really don't understand why you would want to survive a nuclear apocalypse? Anyone ever seen 'The Road'? That movie is probably the most realistic depiction of what an apocalypse looks like and I don't want any part of it.
I'm still glad I live in a country where I own pic related and can at least kill as many Black folk as possible if I do survive the blast.
You should have a setup where you have hens and they shit and you use the shit to fertilize potatoes and you just feed your chickens on corn and seeds and compostable vegetable waste
Really hate this boomer shit, why not have a proper garden instead of covering it with shitty green plastic? What is wrong with boomer morons?
Same with the filthy boomer menace in the US that sprays their lawn with herbicide to ensure nothing but plain grass grows, then proceeds to have it fricking painted too.
Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself
It wears her out
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
And it wears him out
It wears him out
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out
It wears me out
At best you could get some tomatoes and a decent amount of herbs. Don't bother though. I'm sure the dirt under your fake grass is toxic.
Get some chickens and build a container garden.
>shed thread
Ive got no meme.
I am building an 18'X24' hip roof barn this summer for my tractor and lawn and garden shit. Need to free up space in my garage, the shop area is getting cramped.
It is from the 80s, 2006-20011 is the era when youtube became popular and arose as an archive for old videos to be posted there. Look at music videos on youtube for songs made before 2005 and all of them will be uploaded around 2007
Ah the 80s... a time when, as a child, three of the coolest men in the UK were Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Gary Glitter...
Give me Deano boxes and plastic lawns any day.
i lived in a little (remote-ish) farmhouse with a national grid pylon in the field nearby and it didn't hum at all but when it was windy the cables made cool noises and when it was drizzling there was a pleasant crackling noise all the time.
if it did me the favour of shortening my lifespan in this hellscape then that's a bonus.
yeah. think i saw some canadian(?) PSAs which were modern and had workplace accidents etc like some woman falling off a ladder into a glass table and getting completely fricked up
this might be it, just watching now:
https://i.imgur.com/X1hzOoI.jpg
>Posted in 2007
Damn. And it looks kind of 1980s.
just because it was posted in '07 doesn't mean that's when it was made m8.
unless i'm misunterstanding your post.
If it’s a new build deanobox then the land its on is probably reclaimed industrial. Like for a gasification plant, a tannery, or mine tailings, anything grown there will give you cancer. In fact you are best off concreting over it to prevent gasses floating up to you.
>Take comfort in it
lmao. You're talking to an /x/ tier schizo who was almost in a head on collision, except the other car mysteriously disappeared. I don't know when the end comes, but prepare yourself, nonny, because this world isn't going to let you out until it's done with you.
I have fake grass for the kids part of the garden, the dog hates it and stays on the other lawn. Wife is a child minder so it works out great for that too.
The 'Barrats' in my area clad their houses in stone, looks fricking shit.
Do as you are inspired in your heart, As the Russians say, "if you are meant to hang, you will not drown." See how that works, in some way it matters a lot, in another not at all. Just, do not be afraid.
this is in bongland, every new build house looks like this, it is literally a deanobox on finance for 30 years, and all your neighbours are NPC's, single mums or brownoids on benefits
>have a garden
>decide to lay down a green carpet instead of just having a garden
This. I literally cannot think of a reason why someone would have a yard and not have a garden in it. Trees, grass, some herbs and veggies. What is the point of concreting it over and just having another room without a roof?
>work 9-5
>live in a neighbourhood with buildings closely crammed together
>on an island that gets barely any sun all year
>chuds act surprised that people would rather swap their high maintenance grass that would hardly grow due to lack of sun and too much rain (and isn’t even environmentally beneficial btw, literally a dead space for bees and insects even before the plastic) with an artificial lawn
The lack of collective brainpower of you guys is a fricking wonder to behold, thank frick I was born just in time to witness and pity you
>high maintenance grass
Might be hard for you chuddies to understand but someone who works a 9-5 doesn’t have the time or patience to spend maintaining a pristine lawn
You know there are options other than "Phthalate Carpet(R)" and "pristine American HOA-approved lawn" right?
You know what, you're right you also don't have the time or patience for proper diet, so be sure to eat as much processed food and seed oils as possible.
I think you have just re-invented Huel.
>nooo Mr. Noseburg doesn’t give me free time to enjoy my own property. Better buy some plastic grass from Mr. Sheckleburg so I can pick up the overtime.
Look you can definitely have a kino wildlife friendly garden in a small UK city garden.
Could make a rockery, a pond, plant wildflowers, make an allotment.
Anything but plastic fricking grass you absolute mockery of the natural world, you puppet of a man.
All of those things take way more time and effort than just putting some aesthetically pleasing green plastic down. Why bother with all that when the average person who lives in one of these shoeboxes will only ever use their backgarden for drying clothes for the 1/4 of the year it actually gets any sun
>aesthetically pleasing
Plastic people doing plastic people things. Better to go to pub or sit in and watch love island in your downtime from your gruelling 9-5 office job.
If you survive a nuclear war, you'd barely survive the time it takes for your local Tesco to be completely looted.
Unfortunately for you, I, like most other normal and well adjusted members of western society, don’t base our life decisions on whether or not it will help me in a nuclear armageddon. Don’t know if you’re an immigrant from a certain oriental despotic pariah state of if you’re just a troll that supports said rogue state but I’d suggest rejoining all the normal people in civilised society
>I, like most other normal and well adjusted members of western society
It's about growing a garden and not having plastic grass because "it's easy" you lazy muppet
Only tasteless plebs get fake lawns and you know.
Imagine thinking a tiny plot like that is 'high maintenance'
>work 9-5
>live in a neighbourhood with buildings closely crammed together
>on an island that gets barely any sun all year
Imagine defending anyone who chose a life so depressing. The tiny backyard with plastic grass is a perfect allegory for their owners' craniums and their content however. Pottery.
Kek'd.
It's extremely common in Russia
Be kind
I don't think I've seen a plastic lawn once. Even by Russian standards, it's degenerate.
I meant suicide
If you mean to suicide then by all means go right ahead!
No I mean suicide rates in Russia and continental Europe are significantly higher than Britain
Post pictures of your commieblock with timestamp.
Fricking remarkable. Where the hell is that? Is that a movie?
Fricked if I know, some Eastern Euro flag posted it last week.
This is better
Do you live in your shit back garden though?
Don't have a nice day I'm just having bants by the way
I know what you continentals are like for necking yourselves
No, i shit on my front yard. Then i rub my ass on the grass to clean it.
VGH the European traditions
You know the first guy to shit into a flushing toilet was British right?
Don't have a nice day by the way
well this could've been a fun thread but this homosexual is shitting all over it:
>Don't have a nice day by the way
give it a FRICKING rest achmed
>Give it a rest
Do you want these people to die?
>Posts cats
>Feminine continental aura
Ok relax... Don't do anything stupid
You're a commoner and clearly a moron. I hope you starve.
Shut it you repetitive twat
>noooooo you have to be high IQ to appreciate my cuck plastic grass
do bongoloids really
If you’re lucky enough to not live in a commieblock or a trench in bakhmut then this is what your “garden” will look like. You’re not fooling anyone Sergay
>high maintenance
Black person grass will grow in the cracks between the pavement, what homosexual shit grass are you trying to grow?
Go vacuum your lawn Muhammed
If you don't have time to mow a lawn once a month, how are you going to tend to a vegetable garden?
I never said anything about a vegetable garden. /misc/ brainpower shining through once again
I thought you were the OP? "should I tear this up and grow food"
Gott strafe eng*and!
The White race will never forgive these crypto-israelites.
mate just spend 50 british bucks on a handful of native perennials that provide year round interest and pollinator support. then the healing can begin.
You homosexuals basically conquered the whole fricking world at one point. You have only ýourselves to blame for not leaving for more vast, fertile land
i live in the countryside and my neighbour just put down fake grass in their front garden; this country is fricking moronic
Mowing lawn takes too much time. I assume they have a cucked small lawn so that is about 15 minutes or so a week less they could watch television. That is an hour of missed sitting a month. I see why they use fake grass. It is awful for your body to move a little, might end up with a heart attack if they had to mow and weedeat.
these homosexuals should move into their cuck cities instead of shitting up my countryside
I understand you brother. Since covid houses around me doubled in price. New subdivision with hoses priced at 300k or 400k popping up everywhere. My town is being marketed as a great place to live only 30 minutes from Nashville. The average income for a married couple here is 46k a year. The people moving here aren't from here and ruined the town I grew up in. I either have to deal with the homosexuals or abandon this town to live further out
I went to england on school trip in highschool where all of our classmates who lived with bogn families for a week report the same thing:
The houses are tiny and cramped, and barely cleaned up with old furniture.
But all of them even back then in 2005 or 6 or so already had big frickign flat-screen TVs. The TV was the centerpiece of home-living, anything else wasnt important.
>The TV was the centerpiece of home-living, anything else wasnt important.
isn't that generally the case for NPCs across the whole (flat) earth?
i don't have a tv or loicence so it doesn't apply to me but i'm a special widdle snowflake 🙂
I have no idea how they live in such tiny houses and still buy so much consoomer shit as if they’re Americans. They’re probably going to become manlets from all of the cramped houses
Might as well
Is that an artificial grass rug on tiled floors?
Seems so, which makes me wonder why would someone do that to his own garden.
White Black folk who don't know how to use a lawnmower. ...or lazy ass crackers who can't be bothered.
...but a true Englishman takes pride in their lawn.
Unoperable
This year I started seriously pity Anglos and its only geting worse
One of the characters in this show has a rabbit hutch for meat in his small backyard space in the Liverpool of 1985. Is that still possible today?
Hutches arent that big are they?
Probably need a loicense for those lagomorphs though
Yeah my back gardens quite big
You need a license to shoot Mike shitwood you mutt homosexual hahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaahah
Bong ptsd from being on PrepHoles too much
I love these threads because I know half of Europe lives in commie block shitholes and your country has more Black folk than south Africa
I just sit here laughing bro
Why are you so mad bro?
No but really bro
Why are you so mad bro?
Bro, you don’t know the half of it. I literally work with them on a daily basis I have to pretend to be interested in the shit they say and the music they listen to and hear the 90 layers of vocal tics just to speak English. The worst is that the ones who manage to get successful simply enable the shitty behavior of the same problem ones we’ve been dealing with for decades. I hope one day soon they go extinct and there are only brown normies left but we will see.
Go learn Mexican puta
You're too dumb for English
Put, the commas, where, you, want them, homosexual.
Ok now go learn Mexican
Yo entiendo suficiente de lingua delinquente. But the truth is, you aren’t white if you can’t into Latin.
>Latin
The Celtic tribe from Italy?
TLDR, but why are continental Europeans necking themselves so often compared to anglo KAAAANNNGS
,,,,,,I like to get them all out of the way as soon as possible
Good ol' yosser Hughes, great character
Rabbits are the best meat to feed ratio. But do a cow if you can because WEF hates it.
Jesus, what a depressing backyard, I was going to say I bet that's England, this fricking shoebox houses with a square window here and there for decoration.
Then I remember to look at the flag.
Yikes
That image is hideous and dystopian.
Goddamn England looks depressing
Yes. Yes.
No, but you’ll be a better person for growing something and getting your hands dirty.
is that the entrance to your bunker?
>growing food
>on a centuries-old patch of grass that has been treated with chemicals
>in a highly populated area
>in dark/cold England
You're dead meat either way. I'd recommend TQ'ing your arm to numb it, then slashing it in that scenario. Oh wait, you can't even own a proper knoife. You're mega dead meat then
>on a centuries-old patch of grass that has been treated with chemicals
The moronation evident in this comment doesn't even deserve to be refuted, quite an astounding level of stupidity even for a mutt
Your yard looks like a N64 texture
england has shit graphics
You got a loicence for those tomatoes?
Sure, tear that up, all of it. Have trellises up the walls, and pots. Apply hugelkultur and espalier your trees.
Now it's time to reimagine the bottom floor of your house as equal parts chicken run, rabbit hutch, mushroom growing closets and military junta training ground.
You too can survive the end of the world.
Damn that's even faker and gayer than American living. Bongs truly have it bad.
We may live on a Hollywood set, but they live in Teletubby land, afterall.
Having a brick wall over 6 feet is racist.
Is this some mousepad?
I garantee there will be no nuclear apocalypse, trust me.
Not yet.
>Trust a Ukrainian
You can't launder a nuclear apocalypse, or sex traffic it, so what would you know?
>he fell for the "Ukraine is israelites" meme
Nah replace it with more BRICKS
Make sure to register your garden with the government, apply for all necessary loicenses and permits as well before starting on anything
Mow that lawn, mate. It's getting out of hand.
With a garden like that wtf you keeping in that shed anon?
He has an artificial lawnmower, some artificial weed killer and a couple bags of artificial fertilizer.
do androids dream of mowing artificial grass?
I have no yard, and I must mow.
A big screen tv and some bottles of Budweiser.
Nice prison yard.
How haven't you brits killed yourselves yet, with your dreary architecture, shitty weather and every pub with a soul has become a wetherspoons.
Then you come home, and sit in your lifeless prison yards and think life is just fricking fantastic?
Wow.
We have a lower suicide rate than most of Europe lol hahahaha
The mental fortitude is certainly high, I suppose the british isles long since weeded out the weak of mind.
Still, get some plants and decorations in your prison yards. Surely you don't need a licence or pay a council fee for that.
Gonna have a nice day? hahahahaha
If life gets too bad they'll paint themselves with woad and sink back into the swamps until the browns leave.
To be fair your lower suicide rate is due to the sheer percentage of minorities in your country who are less likely to realise how shit England is.
Other European countries with less minorities have higher suicide rates because the locals can see how shit their countries have become due to high immigration and shit govenrment etc.
>european countries with low immigration have high suicide rates because they can see how high immigration rates are killing their country
>the uk has a lower suicide rate because of its higher immigration rate
Am I getting that right? Is this what you’re trying to say?
Yeah more or less. It'll balance out once it reaches the tipping point or people forget completely what their country was and accept the new normal.
I mean, who wouldn't be depressed seeing a nation turn to shit (and often time not realise why, due to media constantly portraying the changes as a good thing) and for the immigrants why would you commit suicide when the new country is better than the shithole you left?
>Will i survive the nuclear apocalypse should i tear this up and grow food
No
Support your local farmers.
Be sure to have some SHTF skills. Unironically learn to fix a combustion engine or something like that. That's the sort of stuff people will need when their EVs are shut down because they can't access the internet.
holy shit why do bongs live 3 inches from each other and have cubicles for backyards?
It's the shitty new builds (or should I say the builds for the last few decades). They cram them in due to lack of available areas in towns & cities. when land becomes available they cram as many houses in as possible
wtf is this turboautism and why did I read it lmao
It isn't lack of avaliable areas is profiteering and the fact that in Britain the concept of quality of life doesn't exist. Fit as many houses on the land built as cheaply as possible to maximise profits. They only including plumbing because they have to by law.
Yes. And yet moronic zoomers still want more immigration.
Don't worry about it Deano.
When you get the text at 3, get your missus and go out on your doorstep.
When you see the flash, say cheese.
Don't forget to wear sunglasses.
Time for a few jars with the Smithster first.
Backyard garden won't save you in a nuclear apocalypse.
If the bombs drop you'll have to disposes of a certain amount of topsoil.
I’d build an underground bunker.
It's under open air. That turf and the soil a few inches beneath will be filled with fallout. You also might find that where you are isn't the best place to be.
Now, for growing food after nuclear fallout, there are a couple of easy options.
1. Find something that was covered so the soil beneath isn't contaminated. I would say you can tip over a mobile home and get decent soil beneath, but idk how available that is to you.
2. Get bags of soil from a hardware store or whatever. The lawn and garden section of walmart here in the states has tons of the stuff.
3.Remove the contaminated soil. Kinda risky. iirc you only need to remove a few inches but try not to breathe that dust in or get it on you.
All of these are only options after the fallout has stopped... falling for a while (so like a year or two at least), or if you can build a greenhouse or indoor setup. You're really going to want a greenhouse anyway because it's going to be really cold.
No, but you must grow food on this anyway to place as much distance as you can between you and the chaos of the market.
You are the only one you can trust to keep you safe and you are the only one you can trust to keep you fed.
If you hope to survive a nuclear holocaust youre going to need more land to work with than that. Sell your place and move to the country and work with the real estate there. Though you have no hope of protecting your crops from marauding gangs of migrants once the dust starts to settle because youre all cucked by your government and only have plastic knives and shit. Actually, it's probably best you just killed yourself or try to move as close to potential blast zones as possible so as to save yourself from the horrors youll be subjected too if you survive.
Euros necking themselves and right and asking why the anglo kaaang lives lmao
Looks like a childs playpen.
since your space is limited, you should make a vertical arrangement for growing potatoes.
you can save a lot of space.
dont waste your space on low-nutrition stuff.
only do the best stuff you can for quantity and nutrition.
Why are you morons acting as though property boundaries will continue after a nuclear war?
How do properties end up with that slant/notch in the corner? It seems like older yards in England were usually rectangles. When did they start taking a slice from one of your corners?
>How do properties end up with that slant/notch in the corner?
Jews slowly steal property during nights. Lower caste ones ofc, since high caste israelites do it in broad daylight.
Because c**t developers can get the diagonally adjacent houses 2 feet closer that way and people will still buy their hutch for 6 figures.
I really don't understand why you would want to survive a nuclear apocalypse? Anyone ever seen 'The Road'? That movie is probably the most realistic depiction of what an apocalypse looks like and I don't want any part of it.
I'm still glad I live in a country where I own pic related and can at least kill as many Black folk as possible if I do survive the blast.
Your version of the apocalypse sounds fun tho, I have 2 years worth of black pudding in my deep freezer too
>masonic digits
make sure you have a generator to power that freezer when the grid gets fricked
You should have a setup where you have hens and they shit and you use the shit to fertilize potatoes and you just feed your chickens on corn and seeds and compostable vegetable waste
Why's the continental European suicide rate significantly higher than ours?
he's not allowed to remove tiles or something
Lmfao
Really hate this boomer shit, why not have a proper garden instead of covering it with shitty green plastic? What is wrong with boomer morons?
Same with the filthy boomer menace in the US that sprays their lawn with herbicide to ensure nothing but plain grass grows, then proceeds to have it fricking painted too.
>why not have a proper garden
Post pics of your garden with timestamp, Muhammed.
Don't he could potentially kill himself
It's pretty common in continental Europe
Do you want the body of a Serbian on your hands?
He's not a boomer.
Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself
It wears her out
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
And it wears him out
It wears him out
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out
It wears me out
Great band. Great album.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Whats in the shed? A fricking vaccum cleaner?
Victims.
We literally fricking invented gardening and lawns
Yet why are continental Europeans killing themselves so much?
At best you could get some tomatoes and a decent amount of herbs. Don't bother though. I'm sure the dirt under your fake grass is toxic.
Get some chickens and build a container garden.
SUICIDE
Why is it so common in continental Europe ?
This won't even sustain a baby but better something than nothing. And obviously remove the shed and extra tiles while you're at it.
There must be easier ways to take a trip to Florida.
That space (in square feet yes feet) is about 2 days of food IF youre able to grow anything legitimate. Bongland is so fricked.
We also have miles of coastline to fish and forage from should the collapse occur. There’s always that long pig too should times get really hard.
who has shed memes?
>shed thread
Ive got no meme.
I am building an 18'X24' hip roof barn this summer for my tractor and lawn and garden shit. Need to free up space in my garage, the shop area is getting cramped.
I got Aminya
artificial grass is popular among the wealthy where I live. Such a strange and wicked mentality.
What are we looking at bong-OP? square slate flag stones?
>comfy living under the powerlines with the constant audible hum and waiting for cancer
Why live you can just end it all, that's the continent European way
But it's not our way
>23PBTID
kek absolutely SEETHING abdul
>You posted 23 bangers you're absolutely seething
Don't have a nice day
It is the British way.
>Posted in 2007
Damn. And it looks kind of 1980s.
It is from the 80s, 2006-20011 is the era when youtube became popular and arose as an archive for old videos to be posted there. Look at music videos on youtube for songs made before 2005 and all of them will be uploaded around 2007
Remember YouTube before commercials? Me too.
I remember israelitetube before you got banned for breathing in the wrong direction.
>i get adverts on youtube
How is this fricking possible?
Ah the 80s... a time when, as a child, three of the coolest men in the UK were Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Gary Glitter...
Give me Deano boxes and plastic lawns any day.
i lived in a little (remote-ish) farmhouse with a national grid pylon in the field nearby and it didn't hum at all but when it was windy the cables made cool noises and when it was drizzling there was a pleasant crackling noise all the time.
if it did me the favour of shortening my lifespan in this hellscape then that's a bonus.
hahaha brutal. JIMMYYY
We need a return to adverts that give children nightmares.
yeah. think i saw some canadian(?) PSAs which were modern and had workplace accidents etc like some woman falling off a ladder into a glass table and getting completely fricked up
this might be it, just watching now:
just because it was posted in '07 doesn't mean that's when it was made m8.
unless i'm misunterstanding your post.
I'm assuming it was made in the 80s just based off that dude's glasses. And the way the kids are dressed.
Hate to say it but a large portion of the british public fall over themselves to live in this shit.
I'm vaguely aware.
Who the frick is this guy?
>BARRATT
Who? Some israelite-bong developer?
>Who? Some israelite-bong developer?
you've answered your own question
I guess the build back better thing confused me.
If it’s a new build deanobox then the land its on is probably reclaimed industrial. Like for a gasification plant, a tannery, or mine tailings, anything grown there will give you cancer. In fact you are best off concreting over it to prevent gasses floating up to you.
Ever wonder why new builds never have basements?
Just get a few bags of actual soil
Cheaper than cancer
Anon.. I don't think your garden will survive a nuclear war.
I mean you could dig a big hole I guess. Might work.
What’s the tool shed for? It’s all just concrete and a rug back there.
I'm doing the lords work right now
Step back from that ledge euro gay
OP is a homosexual
Why aren't Britons necking themselves as frequently as continental Europeans ?
We need answers
What is it about life on the continent that drives people to end it all
No but really, the only people I know who buy that plastic lawn shit are old and will probably have heart attacks if they mow too much.
Heart attack is a thousand times better than corroding away due to old age. I've watched people die of both, heart attack for the win.
The urge to cling to life, no matter what, is strong though, innit?
It's meant to be, no matter how futile.
Take comfort in it, it just means things are working as they were designed to.
In the end, none of this world is all that important, but you'll know that after the end of your time here.
>Take comfort in it
lmao. You're talking to an /x/ tier schizo who was almost in a head on collision, except the other car mysteriously disappeared. I don't know when the end comes, but prepare yourself, nonny, because this world isn't going to let you out until it's done with you.
I have fake grass for the kids part of the garden, the dog hates it and stays on the other lawn. Wife is a child minder so it works out great for that too.
The 'Barrats' in my area clad their houses in stone, looks fricking shit.
Is that supposed to be a back yard?
Do as you are inspired in your heart, As the Russians say, "if you are meant to hang, you will not drown." See how that works, in some way it matters a lot, in another not at all. Just, do not be afraid.
It feels like the fake background sets of a TV show for some reason
That spot looks like it gets jack shit for direct sunlight.
HMP New Build.
Nice cuck shed
whats the shed for if the grass is fake
1. Why does the green carpet doesnt cover all of the floor
2. What is the shed for
It's so tiny.
this is in bongland, every new build house looks like this, it is literally a deanobox on finance for 30 years, and all your neighbours are NPC's, single mums or brownoids on benefits
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Lmao, this picture sums up your backwards shit hole so perfectly. I hate bongs so much its unreal.
Yes, moron. Grow your own herbs and vegetables to avoid goyslop and glycophosphate. It’s far better flavor and healthier.
It’s not much work once it’s in. And women love it.
Unironically mind that green carpet.
Loaded with forever chemicals, has been linked with hormone problems in kids, and cancer in adults.
Make a micro quail or rabbit farm they are super quiet so deano won't report you
>"Oi, mate! You got a loisence for that grill?? Burning things 100m from a building is a capital offense! The king's gonna ave your ead for this!"
>germanistan
>be rentoid
>using your BBQ on the balcony
>renters above you get smoked
>renters under you get beer splashed on them
You can't grow shit back there.
Dig a bunker.
Huehuehue. You have a cuckshed
It takes about 8 acres of garden to sustain one person.