The poison won't impact the meat--it cooks out. The Pygmies have been doing it since pre-recorded history on monkeys.
I almost guarantee you something grows near you you can make into a paste that won't kill you for eating the processed meat.
Also
Again
Frick Seals (not in a canadian way).
A .45 airforce Texan and a 200 USD high pressure compresser--get the suppressed version.
Easily take out a seal and zero paperwork. It's not considered a fire arm.
Why do you want to kill seals though. Don't tell me you're one of those homosexuals who goes to northern Canada like it's some kind of safari. If I still lived up north, I'd find those poachers/tourists and shoot them myself.
You're not remotely as clever as you think you are.
It would be a bad choice for killing a seal on land. It would be like using an underpowered bow and arrow, and once you loose the arrow, you're now attached to the angry, hurt seal. The chances of you killing it quickly are very small, and until it's dead, there's a decent chance it'll be trying to frick you up.
That's why you use poison.
what kind of poisons would work against them? bleach?
Succinylcholine Chloride, or Anectine. You can still probably find the pods in Mississippi for arrows.
You'd unironically be better off with a club.
The non-polar-dwelling seals won't let you get close to them.
>harmless wild animal >harmless
You don't know shit about seals.
Kill all seals on sight, fricking Black folk of the sea.
Fricking up spawning areas for fish, spreading tons of parasites, seals are c**ts, and their population is completely out of control, at least where I live.
It would be a bad choice for killing a seal on land. It would be like using an underpowered bow and arrow, and once you loose the arrow, you're now attached to the angry, hurt seal. The chances of you killing it quickly are very small, and until it's dead, there's a decent chance it'll be trying to frick you up.
Most spearguns are not nearly powerful enough to kill a seal, you would wound it and make it angry.
Seals are relatively dangerous animals, you don't want to go around wounding them.
>will a shaft of sharp metal with barbs going fast kill a animal on land?
No, OP, the spear will detect it has been fired out of water and turn to dust
depends
Poison the dart.
Frick seals, and not in the Canadian way.
i want to be able to harvest the meat/skins from it after so poison is out of the question
The poison won't impact the meat--it cooks out. The Pygmies have been doing it since pre-recorded history on monkeys.
I almost guarantee you something grows near you you can make into a paste that won't kill you for eating the processed meat.
Also
Again
Frick Seals (not in a canadian way).
what kind of poisons would work against them? bleach?
Yeah make some chlorine gas shells
>The Pygmies have been doing it since pre-recorded history
AND THEY'RE FRICKING TINY
So get a fricking gun then.
Are you somehow banned from owning a gun?
What crime did you commit?
A .45 airforce Texan and a 200 USD high pressure compresser--get the suppressed version.
Easily take out a seal and zero paperwork. It's not considered a fire arm.
I'm in Britain, not s chance of me getting any sort of licenced weapon
oi, then your well fricked mate. got a loicense for them seals?
Why do you want to kill seals though. Don't tell me you're one of those homosexuals who goes to northern Canada like it's some kind of safari. If I still lived up north, I'd find those poachers/tourists and shoot them myself.
You're in desperate need of pussy
You're not remotely as clever as you think you are.
That's why you use poison.
Succinylcholine Chloride, or Anectine. You can still probably find the pods in Mississippi for arrows.
The non-polar-dwelling seals won't let you get close to them.
>can't get close
Then you can't get close enough for a speargun either.
Use a bow with hunting broadheads.
im going to go with my rifle crossbow + largish broadheads as suggested
Sorry for shitposting Mr. Shartypants
What other reason could you possibly have for hating a harmless wild animal? Seriously, seek professional help.
>harmless wild animal
>harmless
You don't know shit about seals.
Kill all seals on sight, fricking Black folk of the sea.
Fricking up spawning areas for fish, spreading tons of parasites, seals are c**ts, and their population is completely out of control, at least where I live.
NoT aS clEveR
you're a massive homosexual. Buy a gun shoot the seal, and then yourself
Club it to death
It would be a bad choice for killing a seal on land. It would be like using an underpowered bow and arrow, and once you loose the arrow, you're now attached to the angry, hurt seal. The chances of you killing it quickly are very small, and until it's dead, there's a decent chance it'll be trying to frick you up.
Sorry but how is a seal able to frick someone up?
Harbor seals can get massive my dude. 600lbs of pissed of blubber can absolutely frick up a human. Seals are also total buttholes my dude.
Happy hunting Anon--frick seals.
They just check me out, bobbing in the water when I'm sea kayaking. See lions are the real buttholes. What have seals done to you? Just curious.
You'd unironically be better off with a club.
pneumatic would
>think I'm entering a speargun thread
>on land
wut
For the cost of that speargun you can buy a real gun and not have to wonder if it's going to be enough.
Do it the old fashioned way: a club to smash their head. Take the solitary ones, possibly females.
How does seal meat taste? I can't imagine it being all that good.
just get a crossbow then if you live in a cucked place
>For the cost of that speargun yo
also you can probably buy a black powder musket or something that would work excellently instead.
Most spearguns are not nearly powerful enough to kill a seal, you would wound it and make it angry.
Seals are relatively dangerous animals, you don't want to go around wounding them.
>will a shaft of sharp metal with barbs going fast kill a animal on land?
No, OP, the spear will detect it has been fired out of water and turn to dust