Why is it that every random hiking group sign up to go hiking with is filled with old unattractive people? I've only met one cute girl my age (mid 20s) and we hike a couple times a month together but other than that it's pretty rare. Where do all the hot girls hike?
>Where do all the hot girls hike?
As far away from you as possible.
GYATT
Damn son, you don't have to murder him like that
Usually when people say they are into hiking, it is just so they seem like they have a physical hobby. Most people "hike" once or twice per year, either with a personal friend or on a date
only retiree have enough free time and money to throw around
Another thread that could have been combined with
its funny when anons make tons of low quality "I like girls btw" threads but nobody really complains about that, just everything else...
imagine if jannies actually cared and deleted the off topic threads, all of them
>REEEEE why are there icky heteros everywhere!11
because that's the biological norm for human beings. You will Always be a minority.
ok but it doesnt make for especially riveting outdoor discussion nonetheless
thats wonderful you love women and seek sexy women, congrats, but lets talk about trails
you do understand you don't have to go into these threads, right? you can even click the little arrow by it on the catalog and choose "hide thread" on the drop down, and then you don't even have to see it again.
or, stop making them please, they suck
but you suck even more.
>he doesn't know about replying from the feed
Welcome newbie
Let's talk about how troons conspired with israelites to ruin modern wamenz
The best things about going out are being completely alone and having sex while out
I'm writing a draft for a seinen that includes a scene where my characters have secks in the woodz
Most young people and especially women don't need to seek out groups like these to socialize.
This. Most meetup groups cater to mid 30s and up, this applies to all hobbies and interests too, not just hiking. It's generally harder to meet new people the older you get, so a lot of people turn to meetup groups, and while I haven't done any of these groups myself, I'd imagine the primary draw is the social aspect, and the interest comes second, so you're bound to find a bunch of casuals. Still, it can't hurt to check these groups out, but don't get your hopes up.
You're partly right because "well integrated" people have no problem expanding their social horizon organically through their already large network of acquaintances
Its the socially challenged who have to resort to these random meetups regardless of age
Literally me, except I don't even know of any groups.
I was on a weekender a while back with some friends on the AT. Anyways we got up to a shelter early one day and were trying to sort of wave the thruhikers on through so we could have it to ourselves that night (big fire drinking telling dirty jokes etc.). Anyways, so we were telling them oh the next shelter is alot better it's just around the way, and generally just trying to play on their sensibilities to keep them moving (aka make normal conversation). All the weekenders were normal people, nice enough, could hold conversation. All the thruhikers were fricking weirdos, stupid nicknames, snobs, spaced out, etc. We probably sent like a dozen people on through to the next shelter kek it was probably slam packed with those people that night.
>stupid nicknames
frickin A
Did you know that red is the most visible colour outdoors? If you get lost you’ll be easier to find, especially if you’re unconscious lying on the ground. I don’t know why they pick orange for hunting, it seems like it could blend with certain types of terrain, go with red instead, don’t be a target.
Yellow and orange can be a problem in certain areas.
Red looks like a Red Deer.
hunter yellow is invisible to deer and certain birds. Its in the same color range as green or brown or some shit where you blend in well with trees but other humans can see you well.
Red is not.
Wa-la
I wouldn't say these people are unattractive, or dysgenic. They're average folks out to enjoy nature, meet other people and get some fresh air.
There might be an air of "middle aged dating crowd" about them, but so what? It's a good way of finding like-minded women -- you automatically avoid the lazy ones (my #1 dislike) because they ain't there to begin with.
Under-30 hot girls already have friend groups. Random hiking groups are people who are looking for friend groups. Simple as.
>Why is it that every random hiking group sign up to go hiking with is filled with old unattractive people?
Anon, just like you, they developed an affinity to walking around the woods for a reason.
K E K
Post a pic of your ugly mug anon
Most hot gurls aren't hikers tho
hiking is a single person or 2 person thing, small tight group at worst, most do it to get away from people, including girls. you would be suprised at how many girls solo hike.
there are 2 reasons for this
>social overload, both actually social or non social people
its their escape
>no desire to be social
they just go for a walk, just like they want it, its how they live their life
you are mixing with the group that
>highly desire to be social but cant do it through normal means
and then wonder why they are weird? you are one of the weird ones.
I dunno, if you’re actually seeking a group to hike with you’re probably uninterested in hiking and just want to socialize. If I were to go hiking I don’t see myself even considering doing it in a group — it would be a solitary event or maybe a date.
Hot girls don't hike, that's the harsh truth
I dunno Anon. It depends on your definition of “hot.” Then there’s the abject fact that any hike worth talking about would preclude the use of makeup, making the girls seem much less hot. Combine that with the reason that pretty girls use social media is to project an image of beauty… but that’s hindered by the non-use of makeup (and lack of showering and hair washing). So a smaller portion of girls (the hot ones) will be less likely to broadcast and advertise their hikes because they can’t look hot while doing it.
As for the topic in general, pic rel went by the name Solo Saoirse. Solo as in alone. But if she asked on social media for someone to hike with she’d probably have a dozen male acquaintances and friends of friends with zero hiking experience lining up to accompany her.
Wow she must be related to Han
>preclude the use of makeup, making the girls seem much less hot.
Speak for yourself, homosexual
Most random groups and clubs are filled with people who don't have friend groups that want to go hiking. Hot girls can pick who they go hiking with and can just plan trips with their existing group. This is also why these groups tend to be full of old people, they are the ones left over who haven't quit and are still health enough to do it.
They're filled with old people mostly because hiking used to be more popular. Most clubs started when a friendship group kept adding new friends for a decade or more and got large enough to need organisation. There aren't as many people starting now, and those that do mostly go to existing clubs as well as their own friends.
Normal, well-adjusted, young, attractive people (not you, clearly) either already have a friend group to go hiking with and don't need to look for randoms on the internet to join them, or are comfortable enjoying nature in solitude as God intended.
>I've only met one cute girl my age (mid 20s)
She's probably a lesbian too
Hiking means she's probably not a braindead Instagram thot. Also if she's active it means she's probably hydrated.
Hydrated woman = wet pussy
Active woman = tight pussy
Also granola chicks love anal. Do with this information as you will
how do i get granola chick
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There’s a RIDICULOUSLY beautiful woman I run into in the woods occasionally but she’s also a literal devil worshiper that goes out there to leave offerings and do God knows what else with her weird redneck cult. If you see a hot chick in the middle of the woods it’s probably a huge red flag honestly.