WHY HAS IT BEEN SO FUCKING WINDY?

WHY HAS IT BEEN SO FUCKING WINDY?

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BECAUSE YOU LIVE ON THE FRONT RANGE, gay. SHUT UP AND GO POUR HONEY ON YOUR GREEN CHILI PIZZA.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What was California like this time of year?

      I was born here; I never remember the wind being this bad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bro this tineline shift gets worse than that. It seems like every tree in the state has shifted 6 inches further east. The ones lineing my driveway are now touching it. At work the truck of one if not touching the window of my office.
        Anyone else notice this?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fucking nutjob

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the rockies are still going up so if you are on the east side of the front range things in the ground would be pushed further east

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It has actually been abnormally windy over the entire 4 corners region this spring, which btw is normally severely windy (50-70 mph peak gust in spring is normal, but for maybe only 2 weeks max) but so far this spring is the 3rd windiest on record out of 100+ years. Two guns, AZ has had an average peak gust of 55 mph for over a month, and New Mexico's fires have exploded because of the wind as well.

        Climate change. Good luck try not to burn down this summer fellow cobros

        I've read that the weather patterns have shifted north a bit, so we're getting New Mexico's wind + extra-dry.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it's the opposite and we're getting the jet streams that usually go over Wyoming.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's 30 mph gusts for me on the West Slope rn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It has actually been abnormally windy over the entire 4 corners region this spring, which btw is normally severely windy (50-70 mph peak gust in spring is normal, but for maybe only 2 weeks max) but so far this spring is the 3rd windiest on record out of 100+ years. Two guns, AZ has had an average peak gust of 55 mph for over a month, and New Mexico's fires have exploded because of the wind as well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's been retardedly windy up in the mountains

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Green chili (or chiles) is New Mexico's thing ...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't act like every King Soopers' doesn't have a display of jugs of young guns'

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off, transplant

        id like to move to Colorado, any advice from Coloradans for me?

        Yeah. Fuck off we're full.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >transplant
          I don't live in Calirado. Keep trying.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >there was no response to this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what if im based

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Spoiler alert: you aren't.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If you truly are based, come to NM
            We have room for you here and our green chile fucking rocks

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Confirmed, Green Chiles go in everything. Pizza, burritos, etc.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >pizza
                L

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What's wrong with pizza

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >obsessed with a state

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nature of the beast.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What was California like this time of year?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >having a state on his mind constantly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you keep posting this any time California gets mentioned? It's kind of weird.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because the thread has nothing to do with California?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just saying, it's bizarre that you get aggressive in any thread that mentions California.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That wasn't me.
              I think you mean to ask

              What was California like this time of year?

              why he is obsessed with california; this is a thread about Colorado, you know. You.. know that, right ?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's bad all the way in western Washington right now. Not objectively bad, but bad compared to last year.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Climate change. Good luck try not to burn down this summer fellow cobros

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in Massachusetts. Very windy here last few weeks. Cannot by new dodger and bimini installed on my sailboat bc they are backed up bc too windy to do the installs. Great for windsurfing, but since I bought the boat, I can't really justify leaving the office in the middle of day to windsurf. Funny, I bought the sailboat bc I was tired of having to wait for very windy days to windsurf.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably from all the gays moving here, their collective complaining about things they've caused and their gaping assholes allowing them to actively be a wind tunnel.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to the western half of the US, fuckboy.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CObros can handle a fuckton of snow, hail, rain, and heat. But when even a little bit of wind comes along our power grids go down
    what the fuck guys?
    Kansas has to deal with bad winds every day, we can't let them 1up us.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kansas checking in. eastern colorado is just western kansas but worse with regards to wind and general shit appearance

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because kite enthusiasts demanded it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >colorado
      >ocean beach
      >kites

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Those are lake kites

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's been unusually windy in Houston this year. I lived here pretty much my whole life.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its been so hot God is blowing on us to try and cool us down

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey fellow faglord Coloradans. If your house isn't mitigated in the JeffCo area im egging it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      L.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I egged your mom right in the v

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >If your house isn't mitigated

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >If your house is in the JeffCo area

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's a L.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cooler than normal La Nina spring keepig the NW flow howling. Front range going from 90f today to snow tomorrow

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's spring?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because everything is shit now. Why wouldn’t the weather follow suit?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is joke. I love CO and regret having to leave and i swear to god i can't get green chili on everything hear and i fucking hate it reeeeeee

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >snow on May 20th
    I woke up and thought I was dreaming. Fuck this shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This used to be the norm transplant

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >8 inches
        >in may
        >sticking to a dirt road
        have a nice day. Born and raised never got ice in sunmer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You a Fornian.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a Western Sloper and I've had it snow on my birthday in August when I was a kid. Fuck off transplant.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Where the fuck are you? The snow is melting on every road so far.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Way to out yourself fag

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, you got absolutely blown the fuck out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You a Fornian.

        I'm a Western Sloper and I've had it snow on my birthday in August when I was a kid. Fuck off transplant.

        Go easy on the transplant. He just doesnt know how to express his annoyance at the minimal rainfall.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's weird seeing snow on green leaves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And there's gonna be wildfires next month

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Once libcommie fags infect your state nature instinctively kills itself off.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Wildfire season is later. Toward the end of summer when you just want to relax, your whole area is going to get fucked with smoke.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And there were wildfires last month.

          One just started less than 50 miles from me yesterday.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >it's already starting
            pls no

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.durangoherald.com/articles/wildfire-erupts-west-of-downtown-durango-thick-smoke-visible-from-town/

              No one is gonna give a shit tho because all of you are front range transplant gays that don't even realize the West Slope exists.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No idea where any of that is tbqh. I moved here four years ago, suck it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you die a painful death

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I was just watching that from my window as they posted that article, and I could see last week's fire from my other room too. Where will it be next week?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Based fellow four corners anon. Idk, Mesa Verde hasn't burned in a hot minute, but the back side still hasn't grown back from that fire over by Mancos Hill back in 2013? I think it was.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              the firefighters have to get their bonus pay somehow
              just dont too deep into the real causes of the fires and remember to thank your local hero (verbally, not just with your tax money)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This is why I cut people off or flash them with my high beams or tailgate them when they have firefighter plates.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy getting brake-checked asshole

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You won't do shit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Goood
                [...]
                >"enjoy kicking in my skull on the side of a ravine"
                Odd flex.
                [...]
                except something stupid as his way off this ride

                You gays @ 0:30

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not watching your little video you rewatch whenever you want to feel powerful. Keep living through others, tho, until you stop short

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Goood

                Enjoy getting brake-checked asshole

                >"enjoy kicking in my skull on the side of a ravine"
                Odd flex.

                You won't do shit.

                except something stupid as his way off this ride

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And there were wildfires last month.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Change in humidity levels coming from the west coast north to south, el nino at fucking satanic levels like never before seen in decades past, melting snow, who knows? I'm not God or the weatherman, but these are just a couple of guesses.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man, i went from northern NY top northern CO and thought you guys had it easy af.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Solar wind makes the air wind we are used to blow
    Also earth was spinning the fastest on record during 2020 and when it would slow down in a nonlinear fashion certain spikes may cause wind due to inertia

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Grandmother was a timber moron and has a green chili recipe from the dinosours. Sue me gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Grandmother was a timber
      what does that even mean

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He has no idea. He was just babbling to sound cool.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He has no idea. He was just babbling to sound cool.

        Native extending back 7 generations. Look up what timber moron means you retard

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Never heard of it tbh. You're a transplant.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            AIEEEE IV EBEEN EXPOSED AS A TRANSPLANT AIEEEEEE

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              This but unironically.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I am not putting a racial slur into the google machine
          I have lived in the four corners area all my life and never oncet heard this term

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's just a hateful little transplant going on a tirade. Ignore it.

            AIEEEE IV EBEEN EXPOSED AS A TRANSPLANT AIEEEEEE

            Correct.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's always nice to see the assblasted transplants come out of the woodwork. We don't want you here. Go the fuck home.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This entire thread is a transplant

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a nice thunderstorm tonight. Rainy days ho.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I tooted

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So basically...
    >I'm from Texas
    >I live in Monument now
    >I drive my F-150 to DTC for work, and ski at Vail.
    And you Colorado weirdos are gonna like it!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, where in Monument? Been up Herman yet?
      >For real, you got some great PrepHole opportunity, just go down Mount Herman road for a bit. Bring the water you expect to drink, we are a high desert.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah off Baptist rd where it turns into forest lakes. Herman was great, but Manitou Incline kicked my ass lol

        If Texans turn Colorado red again I'll be thanking them

        Ken Buck Chads where we at?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ken Buck is a douche canoe

          t. worked for the Colorado GOP in 2020

          We need fucking Elway to finally get off his ass and into politics already

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Is he the guy with the really good poops?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No, but his buddy Ed McCaffery is the guy with the really good mustard.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If Texans turn Colorado red again I'll be thanking them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, where in Monument? Been up Herman yet?
        >For real, you got some great PrepHole opportunity, just go down Mount Herman road for a bit. Bring the water you expect to drink, we are a high desert.

        just kidding I was priced out in 2020

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >whole thread is tourists getting btfo
    Awesome

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because God hates your gay garden gnome pedo governor

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    flatulence and upset stomach from all the Cali-trash your state has had to digest these past few years.
    >just wait for the heart burn

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    id like to move to Colorado, any advice from Coloradans for me?

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