Why don't more people use the tactical axe

Or, why aren't axes a larger part of gun design? Seems to go hand-in-hand. You put the axe on and then it's both a gun and an axe.
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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you repeat the question?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cutting down a tree with your rifle? If not, it's one of the more moronic things to add. Might aswell have the zombie apocalypse rear-view mirror.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If not, it's one of the more moronic things to add
      Why?
      >looks cool
      >don't have to carry an axe on your back
      >doubles as a bayonet
      Not seeing the downsides.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have never touched a gun
        You can be banned for being underage, son. Don't post for at least 2 years.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just because the coolest thing you've ever attached to a gun was a flashlight doesn't mean everyone else is limited in their imagination.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So really you're asking why reality isn't like your imaginary fantasies?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >imagination

            >run out of bullets
            >no bayonet
            >it's getting cold
            In my loadout, I chop down a few branches and a small tree and enjoy a comfy fire for the night.
            In your loadout, you cannot chop a tree down and the cold kills you.

            See?

            >Loadout
            Genuinely a child. Where are your parents?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it works as neither an ax nor a bayonet. also it looks lucking moronic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >looks like moronic mallninja bullshit
        >has terrible erogos as an axe
        >will probably break your gun if you actually try to use it as an axe
        >ruins the balance of your gun
        >Makes a moronic bayonet, assuming you even need one

        I see nothing but downsides

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >run out of bullets
          >no bayonet
          >it's getting cold
          In my loadout, I chop down a few branches and a small tree and enjoy a comfy fire for the night.
          In your loadout, you cannot chop a tree down and the cold kills you.

          See?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            except you cant chop anything with it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My axe is in my backpack, moron-boy. Meanwhile you won't be able to shoot accurately due to the moron-weight on the front of your gun.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >lose pack
              >lose access to firewood and bayonet
              Pointless.
              >carry shotgun with axe attachment in loadout
              >gets late in the evening, got a fire going
              >wild animal approaches to check it out
              >few swings later
              >dinner
              Meanwhile you're cold and packless, dying. Will I let you have some of my dinner? Depends.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lose gun
                >loose access to firepower and bayonet
                Pointless.
                >carry K-Bar on belt and axe in pack
                >gets late in the evening, got a fire going
                >wild animal approaches to check it out
                >few swings later
                >dinner
                Meanwhile you're cold and gatless, dying. Will I let you have some of my dinner? Depends.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why not have a kettle built into your rifle? You get water cooling and when you stop you have some nice hot water for tea or soup or hot choccies. Why don't more people do this?

                >lose gun
                >loose access to firepower and bayonet
                Pointless.
                >carry K-Bar on belt and axe in pack
                >gets late in the evening, got a fire going
                >wild animal approaches to check it out
                >few swings later
                >dinner
                Meanwhile you're cold and gatless, dying. Will I let you have some of my dinner? Depends.

                >lose pack
                >lose access to food
                Pointless.
                >carry rifle with kettle attachment
                >gets late in the evening, got a fire going
                >wild animal approaches to check it out
                >few shots later
                >dinner and tea
                Meanwhile you're cold and packless, dying. Will I let you have some of my dinner? Depends.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lose gun
                >loose access to firepower and bayonet
                Pointless.
                >carry K-Bar on belt and axe in pack
                >gets late in the evening, got a fire going
                >wild animal approaches to check it out
                >few swings later
                >dinner
                Meanwhile you're cold and gatless, dying. Will I let you have some of my dinner? Depends.

                https://i.imgur.com/oekifd2.jpg

                >lose pack
                >lose access to firewood and bayonet
                Pointless.
                >carry shotgun with axe attachment in loadout
                >gets late in the evening, got a fire going
                >wild animal approaches to check it out
                >few swings later
                >dinner
                Meanwhile you're cold and packless, dying. Will I let you have some of my dinner? Depends.

                and a new meme was born

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could see this being a service option in the U.K.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frickin weak ass manlet lmfao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post video of you chopping wood with your gun axe that you totally have.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I chop down a few branches
            You ain't chopping shit and you're going to deform the barrel.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Worst case that means I can now shoot around corners. Huge tactical advantage.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pros:
          >looks wicked syk-tite

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore the naysayers OP I think this is a great idea

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should be like this, that way you don't have the weight out front.
    >just here for the comments

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go to pick up your rifle
      >cut your arm off
      that's why it's in the front dude

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the human body is exactly the same as gelatin

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grenade idea: when you pull the pin, there's a strap you yank instead of a safety lever. You can swing the grenade by the strap to increase the throwing distance.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a stick, not a strap, wtf man

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You could use a sling made with tactical rope and wrap it around the axe attachment

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            While we're at it why don't we use the axe-gat as a staff-sling?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bolo grenade
      Hell no.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old /k/ would claim such a thing would be impossible for the average soldier to comprehend.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Like 2n1 shampoo + conditioner
    Jesus christ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ???

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2n1 shampoo + conditioner
    what are you, 12?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't buy the one that says "no more tears" on the bottle.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/CSwy0uT.jpg

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re genuinely an idiot, for one thing a massive blade like OP pic would make handling the rifle awkward at best. Next the added overall profile of the weapon is greatly increased. Finally the use cases for that monstrosity is very limited, chopping branches with a rifle is not ergonomic at all. The blade pictured would not function as a bayonet, overall horrible idea

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this one of those threads where OP doesn't take no for an answer?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

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