Why doesnt anyone just start blasting music underwater at all times.

Why doesn’t anyone just start blasting music underwater at all times. Wouldn’t this mask any underwater activity you wanted to conduct. I’m the first person to think of this and I didn’t even know about underwater sounds being detectable until yesterday.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because it would be super obvious and you would get environmentalists up your ass for harming underwater life with your eurobeats.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when you realize environmentalists that care about the oceans being silent are glowies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, every foundation that is involved with pushing enviromentalism also invest in China which is notorious for causing enviromental damage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you would get environmentalists up your ass
      We're going toe to toe with a powerful nuclear state. You think we can't drop a couple of pasty-faced environmentalists along the way?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Environmentalists are the only reason you're not in a smog filled china style city anon, dehumanising people that give a shit about the place they live in is pretty shit even if you view groups of them as hypocritical and foreign state funded.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't choose music specifically because it would be easier to filter the noise signal out if you have a copy of the noise yourself. Maybe play back false positive sounds of every sort of underwater event possible to make trying to pick out the real ones impossible.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow you just invented sonic buoys

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was at the olympic pool today for a swim and they had this exact speaker for a synchronized swimming class. Kinda neat synchronicity.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sounds would come from your decoy and any listeners would just tune it out.
    It might be practical as an anti-torpedo decoy though and who knows, maybe they do this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >maybe they do this.
      They do. The same way airplanes drop flares to try and confuse heat-seeking missiles or chaff to confuse radar there are sonic countermeasures designed to confuse acoustic homing torpedoes.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn bro did you just invent spoofing?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    music can be filtered easily, if anything it has to be fake noises that seem realistic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about the sound of a wrench dropping inside of a cylindrical railway car

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I know underwater warfare (from the game Cold Water) best you can hope is to create a decoy that imitate what you want to hide, and not to high volume or the sound refract on what you wanted to hide, putting it on display.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We've located the enemy sub
    >How can you tell?
    >Well at first, I thought they were the loud box blasting 'alabama Black person' loud enough to deafen half their crew, but then I noticed the sound was also rebounding off the side of a much larger object nearby, which clearly deposited the box to try and throw us off
    >So what should our next course of action be?
    >Tune out Johnny rebel, get a fix on their boat and deploy torpedoes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tether a 40 foot cylindrical tube a few miles away from the source to simulate a sub.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >airdrops 5,000 speakers into the ocean

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be innanavy
      >be sonar tech
      >hear "IIII'M AN ALABAMA Black person" from 010
      >hear it echo off
      >a second later hear "AAAND I WANNA BE FREEEEEEEEE" from 330
      >they're two different sources
      >post yfw you have to explain this to the captain

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be unga bunga agang
        >moron blows sans into the galley
        >20 year old me has to clean raw sewage with division at 2am
        >what have I done

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweden does this, plays some pro homosexual message underwater to own putin because of the 2013 Duma vote prohibiting pro homosexual programming for kids... Poor fish

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sub can shoot live "decoy" torps to confuse other subs, as well as deploy various decoys (usually anti-torp though)

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They sorta do, subs can use counter measures in torpedo evasion, surface ships can also "masker" just putting out a ton of noise in the water column but as said before you still know there's something producing that noise.

    You also have to take in consider ambient noise, your own noise. There's a whole bunch of equations and power summinations to figure this out that I don't have the care to do so.

    Ambient noise in the environment is a huge deal for sonar and subs thou.
    Hope that answers your question OP
    ITT submarine Sonar Tech

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also think of sonar decoys more like the chaff or flares on a jet just in this case a submarine.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't. Thanks.
    -A blue whale with tinnitus

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sound graphs show everything

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I’m the first person to think of this
    I've been to resorts that were pumping music into the pools in the '90s. Color me shocked that a post with an iFilename is absolutely fricking moronic.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah man it needs to be the most fricking brutal BRAAAAAAAP compiliation you can find.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I didn’t even know about underwater sounds being detectable until yesterday
    you need to have at least public education or over 18 to be here

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