why do bong tanks look like they were designed by two retards in a basement

why do bong tanks look like they were designed by two morons in a basement

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      British industrial design is just ugly af. Everything they produce is fricked looking. It's a reflection of their soul.

      woah... powerful...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3C8yLgO.jpg

      why do bong tanks look like they were designed by two morons in a basement

      What do you think is wrong with the centurion?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    British industrial design is just ugly af. Everything they produce is fricked looking. It's a reflection of their soul.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KEK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, those are some mighty fine sky buns.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            L O N D O N

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Letting SEN kids design aircraft is valid imo
      >British industrial design is just ugly af.
      This is true, tbh. Compare British planes, ships, cars, basically anything with American, German or Italian. Spits and the few other aesthetic "icons" of British design are really the exception that proves the rule.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, if you exclude Jaguar, Aston Martin, Rolls Royce, Bentley, Mini Cooper, McClaren, Lotus, MG and Noble.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          BTFO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cope however the frick you must.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Look at this cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No u
                Take the L like a man.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bro all of those companies you mentioned save McClaren aren't British, and McClarens are built like shit. The UK doesn't have anything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Well you see they aren't British right now so everything they ever made is not British
                You got absolutely blown the frick out. Stop trying to get the last word in, like a petulant child, accept that you didn't consider something and move on with your life.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seething Brit can't handle that his nation produces nothing of quality or beauty.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Brit
                No.

                >Seething! Can't handle!
                I'm not the one saying teh Jaguar E type, circa 1961 or the Aston Martin circa 2003, are not "British" because Jag got bought in 2008 and AM in 2007.

                Also

                [...]

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ARM processors are British and are vastly more efficient that anything Intel or AMD have ever made, to the point that a fricking fanless MacBook Air processor is now faster than Intel’s top of the line chip. Granted Apple is American but they’re using British architecture.

                Come to think of it, Brits and Americans do some of their best work together.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > to the point that a fricking fanless MacBook Air processor is now faster than Intel’s top of the line chip.
                Lol no, Alder Lake shits on M1 and AchMeD is dogshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They aren’t British-owned now. They were when they made all those beautiful cars. They are still designed by Brits even under their new owners. The point is that Brits can’t make things look pretty, you have lost.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Those shit built McLarens still shit on Porsche tho lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            May that b***h thatcher burn in hell for what she did to this country

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Not a single one of those buyouts happened under Thatcher
              >One of them even happened 50 years before
              Anglo moment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Spitfire
        Do NOT look up how it would’ve looked like before Supermarine bought the He 70. Nontheless wtf are you on about, Brits easily made good looking planes, ships and cars.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Patently false

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "This ship isn't ugly!"
          >HMS Repulse

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          more like HMS Repulsive lmao

          here's a REAL sexy ship (I considered IJN Kongo post-refit but the ugly ass funnels detract from the sexy pagoda mast)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          more like HMS Repulsive lmao

          here's a REAL sexy ship (I considered IJN Kongo post-refit but the ugly ass funnels detract from the sexy pagoda mast)

          now post their loose anime azur lane adaptations

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Letting SEN kids design aircraft is valid imo
      >British industrial design is just ugly af.
      This is true, tbh. Compare British planes, ships, cars, basically anything with American, German or Italian. Spits and the few other aesthetic "icons" of British design are really the exception that proves the rule.

      There's a reason the Eternal Anglo is so often compared to the israelite, and not even favorably

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looks interesting and unique. It's like how every car these days look exactly the same, so you gotta root for the ones that dare to stick out, even if they're not conventionally pretty. So to speak, they've got soul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The reason cars look the same is because general aerodynamics and engineering requirements due to fuel efficiency standards you fricking speds.
      Its hard to account for “soul” when you have legal restrictions on top of the market asking for it.
      This isn’t fricking vidya gaems you zoomer moron, shits designed the way it is for various reasons besides “looks güd”.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OP asked why they look ugly, I simply said I don't hate how they look. No one is saying anything about funciton

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >implying

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >theyc called it the "reliant"
          lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >theyc called it the "reliant"
          lmao

          It's unironically pretty reliable, but it's like a trike motorbike, you can flip it if you're moronic and yoink the steering wheel hard to the side with all the weight at speed (You are the weight). Notice how he always rolls onto the side with his fat arse in.
          I love the little thing, I want one shipped over the Atlantic.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This was the dumbest British tank by far. Flat turret, bolts not welds, had a lawnmower engine.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Current studies indicate that 17% of Bongs have some level of FASD.
    https://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2018/november/first-uk-prevalence-estimate-fasd.html

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brits try out all the ideas so they know which ones are good and which ones are shit.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Britain was never really a land power

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anglos and beauty don't get along. The difference between old cities in every western, southern or northern European country that wasn't bombed to shit and rebuilt compared to british cities is a true eye-opener.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im sorry your parents fruit picking visas were recalled Petkovo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually kinda sad that that's the best you have to offer, anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thats not an impressive reply at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every old British city was bombed to shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong.
        In most major cities in the UK there are large swathes of pre ww2 buildings.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the frick are you talking about homie, the entire island is made of creaking ancient buildings and roman roads and shit. 500 year old churches and pubs are fairly common

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wrong. nazi wienersuckers bombed it all to hell. frick the germans!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The guy is literally just shiposting bullshit don't respond.
          If you make literally any positive post he will shit on it like his life depended on it with nonsense that would makes no sense if you actually lived here.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the seethe in this thread is fricking delicious. Stay mad, stay forever mad.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nah i really like the look of the Challenger series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The challenger was an epic tank, but didn't see much conflict outsiders of Israeli and Vietnam (Australia). Other than that I don't think the Brits ever used them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Please do not be stupid.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok then homosexual prove me wrong.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Take your meds homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Challenger seethe 2 looks better.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The centurion looks rad, you're just a homosexual
    The chally on the other hand is butt ugly and overrated

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a bong or a huge centurion fan and I think OP's argument makes no sense and he's just a homosexual

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >in a basement
    More like in a shed. The amount of bong inventions that came out of some autist's shed is impressive

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We don't design ugly things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't appreciate that aesthetic there is something wrong with you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me want to vomit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a fricking 80s anime.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow not seen an anti-UK weapons/tanks thread for a few days, you're slacking.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Laughs in *invented the tank*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Britain invented the "tank" but France invented the tank as we know it (with a fully rotating turret). If it weren't for the French, the British would still be lumbering around in pill-shaped death traps with guns sticking out the sides.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it wasn't for the British the French wouldn't exist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's the strongest argument against Britain I've ever heard.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they were
    >Rifled gun in 2022

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For WW2 Crusader and Comet were great looking.

    (later) Matilda, A13 series, Cromwell and Churchill looked okay

    Valentine and Matilda Mk 1 looked like shit

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This dumb motherfricker hating on the Centurion of all tanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a mad vatnik. The Centurion b***hslapped commie armor in warzones across the globe.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Centurion is the ultimate tank aesthetic

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They look pretty conventional for early post-war tanks when the stowage bins are off

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It took shekel hands to make the centurion a legend, an aesthetic vehicle, and keep it running well in to the 21st century

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