Why did these scare marines so much to the point they were removed from MRE's?

Why did these scare marines so much to the point they were removed from MRE's?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jolly rancher did it better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jolly ranchers are the shit. orange and grape charms are about the only good ones. the rest are iffy at best

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People are superstitious like that.
    Look at how many different bits of lore were associated with Sailors.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=DFM-IZONSHPukoaA

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When people are expected to go into dangerous situations every day as part of their job, they develop superstitions and beliefs to either reinforce commonsense rules, or to try and add logic and structure to their circumstances.
    >Why did my friend die? He got careless and brought charms with him, and invited bad luck.
    >The same won't happen to me, because I won't invite bad luck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      theres a recent delta/devgru guy interview where he mentions his lucky underwear that he never washed and said the smell also intimidated prisoners into compliance kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his lucky underwear that he never washed and said the smell also intimidated prisoners into compliance
        warcrime

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet it smelled of jizz, Shit and Piss. A holy trinity of sorts.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No blood?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chipotle

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has crayon colors but not the flavors. It was too confusing.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you an idiot?! Never ever let Charms into this board again!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >grug see other grug eat sweet rock
    >other grug is killed when cherry-picking tribe attacks
    >grug think sweet rock bad for grug

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cognitive bias tribe tells Grug it all in Grugs head, but Grug knows better
      >Grug was there
      >Grug SAW it

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Life Savers" would solve this problem on a multitude of fronts.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this just the muhreens or did the army start thinking Charms candy was hainted too? I loved the fricking things, and never heard any weird talk about bad luck or anything dumb like that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Army started too once the marines started spreading the word.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >assorted
    are they lucky or non ?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you just had to play along with this moronation or else you got bullied
    >people WILLINGLY sign up for what is basically 4 more years of highschool

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd eat all the charms and if someone complained I'd just be all like - YEAH I ATE ALL THE FUKKEN CHARMS AND TURNED THEM INTO MY SHIT NOW THEY'RE SHIT CHARMS HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They nearly irreversibly melted into the wrapper so you couldn't eat them without also eating the wrapper anyway

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sailors have weird supersticions.
    Like, "Bananas are bad luck". Because when a ship went down, bananas were often seen floating in the water afterwards. Therefore they are clearly bad luck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how does he get out?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's his own personal hell. The tally man must tally me banana for the rest of eternity.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're funny anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That'll do anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those look like mangoes to me. Bananas comes in combs or bunches. They're not stacked individually like that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I understand your dumbass concern but those are clearly bananas represented via AI

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          heh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he has to eat them all

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat these

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can't, you would go bananas if you've tried

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does he need to get out?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't wanna let him out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had always wondered what the inside of this place looked like, now I know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never heard the banana thing while I was in. I did know a guy who got a pig and a chicken tattooed on his feet, because they're animals that are sometimes found floating after a shipwreck back when live animals were kept on ships. It was supposed to keep him from drowning if we got sunk.

      I think the biggest "bad luck" inviter is to tell your watch relief that all's quiet, or tell them to have a good watch. Instead, you must b***h about even the most miniscule things so as to throw off the attention of the gods by feigning that you are already miserable. It was an unspoken thing but we all did it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll add that "I had it, you got it" and a high five at watch relief also displays an appropriate level of disgust for the job and will not invite bad voodoo.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    death by radiation poisoning. at least he wont starve

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    toodloodlooo

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some boot started the rumor in order to ratfrick the charms and it caught on with the other crayoneaters so now it's culture

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did you think the Taliban beat the USA?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are cursed

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they were fricking stupid as frick.

    I love those Charms. I ate them all day long. Nothing happened, and you know why? Because eating candy doesn't magically alter the universe and summon death upon you, you absolute fricking Christian-tier morons.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have color like crayon
    >not crayon
    poor muhrines can't compute

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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