When people are expected to go into dangerous situations every day as part of their job, they develop superstitions and beliefs to either reinforce commonsense rules, or to try and add logic and structure to their circumstances. >Why did my friend die? He got careless and brought charms with him, and invited bad luck. >The same won't happen to me, because I won't invite bad luck.
this
theres a recent delta/devgru guy interview where he mentions his lucky underwear that he never washed and said the smell also intimidated prisoners into compliance kek
Is this just the muhreens or did the army start thinking Charms candy was hainted too? I loved the fricking things, and never heard any weird talk about bad luck or anything dumb like that.
>tfw you just had to play along with this moronation or else you got bullied >people WILLINGLY sign up for what is basically 4 more years of highschool
I'd eat all the charms and if someone complained I'd just be all like - YEAH I ATE ALL THE FUKKEN CHARMS AND TURNED THEM INTO MY SHIT NOW THEY'RE SHIT CHARMS HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
Sailors have weird supersticions.
Like, "Bananas are bad luck". Because when a ship went down, bananas were often seen floating in the water afterwards. Therefore they are clearly bad luck.
I never heard the banana thing while I was in. I did know a guy who got a pig and a chicken tattooed on his feet, because they're animals that are sometimes found floating after a shipwreck back when live animals were kept on ships. It was supposed to keep him from drowning if we got sunk.
I think the biggest "bad luck" inviter is to tell your watch relief that all's quiet, or tell them to have a good watch. Instead, you must b***h about even the most miniscule things so as to throw off the attention of the gods by feigning that you are already miserable. It was an unspoken thing but we all did it.
I'll add that "I had it, you got it" and a high five at watch relief also displays an appropriate level of disgust for the job and will not invite bad voodoo.
I love those Charms. I ate them all day long. Nothing happened, and you know why? Because eating candy doesn't magically alter the universe and summon death upon you, you absolute fricking Christian-tier morons.
jolly rancher did it better
jolly ranchers are the shit. orange and grape charms are about the only good ones. the rest are iffy at best
People are superstitious like that.
Look at how many different bits of lore were associated with Sailors.
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When people are expected to go into dangerous situations every day as part of their job, they develop superstitions and beliefs to either reinforce commonsense rules, or to try and add logic and structure to their circumstances.
>Why did my friend die? He got careless and brought charms with him, and invited bad luck.
>The same won't happen to me, because I won't invite bad luck.
this
theres a recent delta/devgru guy interview where he mentions his lucky underwear that he never washed and said the smell also intimidated prisoners into compliance kek
>his lucky underwear that he never washed and said the smell also intimidated prisoners into compliance
warcrime
I bet it smelled of jizz, Shit and Piss. A holy trinity of sorts.
No blood?
Chipotle
It has crayon colors but not the flavors. It was too confusing.
Are you an idiot?! Never ever let Charms into this board again!
>grug see other grug eat sweet rock
>other grug is killed when cherry-picking tribe attacks
>grug think sweet rock bad for grug
>cognitive bias tribe tells Grug it all in Grugs head, but Grug knows better
>Grug was there
>Grug SAW it
"Life Savers" would solve this problem on a multitude of fronts.
Is this just the muhreens or did the army start thinking Charms candy was hainted too? I loved the fricking things, and never heard any weird talk about bad luck or anything dumb like that.
Army started too once the marines started spreading the word.
>assorted
are they lucky or non ?
>tfw you just had to play along with this moronation or else you got bullied
>people WILLINGLY sign up for what is basically 4 more years of highschool
I'd eat all the charms and if someone complained I'd just be all like - YEAH I ATE ALL THE FUKKEN CHARMS AND TURNED THEM INTO MY SHIT NOW THEY'RE SHIT CHARMS HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
They nearly irreversibly melted into the wrapper so you couldn't eat them without also eating the wrapper anyway
Sailors have weird supersticions.
Like, "Bananas are bad luck". Because when a ship went down, bananas were often seen floating in the water afterwards. Therefore they are clearly bad luck.
how does he get out?
It's his own personal hell. The tally man must tally me banana for the rest of eternity.
you're funny anon
That'll do anon
Those look like mangoes to me. Bananas comes in combs or bunches. They're not stacked individually like that.
I understand your dumbass concern but those are clearly bananas represented via AI
heh
he has to eat them all
>you don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat these
you can't, you would go bananas if you've tried
Why does he need to get out?
you don't wanna let him out
I had always wondered what the inside of this place looked like, now I know.
I never heard the banana thing while I was in. I did know a guy who got a pig and a chicken tattooed on his feet, because they're animals that are sometimes found floating after a shipwreck back when live animals were kept on ships. It was supposed to keep him from drowning if we got sunk.
I think the biggest "bad luck" inviter is to tell your watch relief that all's quiet, or tell them to have a good watch. Instead, you must b***h about even the most miniscule things so as to throw off the attention of the gods by feigning that you are already miserable. It was an unspoken thing but we all did it.
I'll add that "I had it, you got it" and a high five at watch relief also displays an appropriate level of disgust for the job and will not invite bad voodoo.
death by radiation poisoning. at least he wont starve
toodloodlooo
Some boot started the rumor in order to ratfrick the charms and it caught on with the other crayoneaters so now it's culture
how did you think the Taliban beat the USA?
They are cursed
Because they were fricking stupid as frick.
I love those Charms. I ate them all day long. Nothing happened, and you know why? Because eating candy doesn't magically alter the universe and summon death upon you, you absolute fricking Christian-tier morons.
>have color like crayon
>not crayon
poor muhrines can't compute