Because real life isn't PUGB or COD where everyone is crammed onto a tiny map. They generally drop paratroopers at least a couple kilometers away from enemy forces.
Also even if they're only 100 yards away (on the ground) that's going to be an incredibly unlikely shot.
Too many of them and they're usually dropped too low and too far from AA guns. US paratroopers did get shot at during the Normandy landings but they also dropped in the middle of the night.
For You See, the night is dark and it's hard to see things in the dark. And if you can't see things you can't shoot things. Truly, only the Advanced American Mind can comprehend such things.
>Yes but at the cost of your soul and they're secretly old lady breasts >be the whitest man alive with no detectable soul whatsoever >frick old lady breasts repeatedly >die never knowing what they really looked like
tbf it is a very tight race and the competition is both firm and ample
this one isn't on that level but is somewhat notable for being a very old /b/ cambawd from the first years of the site
it was actually dating her irl that led me to PrepHole
>dated a sheila in the sex trade
sit down Podrick, and regale us
1 month ago
Anonymous
She is now, she was just a 17yo who liked posting reverse-trap threads in /b/ to trick anons into fapping to a twink before showing some vag.
She was underageb& but didn't do anything to upset mods. She had her own entries on chanchan and lurkmoar and was trying to become a suicidegirl. I think she ended up shooting for one of the third-tier alt-porn sites, maybe God's Girls or something.
She'd done some fashion modelling and hair and runway stuff along with some very light foot fetish modelling at 16 where she was fulling clothed and just standing on this guy and girl.
I'm an oldgay now and would prefer an elegant and passionate, shameless bawd of a certain age.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>she was just a 17yo who liked posting reverse-trap threads in /b/ to trick anons into fapping to a twink before showing some vag. >She was underageb& but didn't do anything to upset mods. She had her own entries on chanchan and lurkmoar and was trying to become a suicidegirl.
dayum, what a resumé >I'm an oldgay now and would prefer an elegant and passionate, shameless bawd of a certain age
indeed, same here
teenage bodies are hot of course but I'm looking for something else now... what is it, I wonder
1 month ago
Anonymous
>teenage bodies are hot of course but I'm looking for something else now... what is it, I wonder
Look for an Ellaria Sand. Loyal as hell so long as you do some orgies with her now and then.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>dayum, what a resumé
Yeah, she was smoking hot at 17, kind of
https://i.imgur.com/0MGsNVp.png
You know nothing anon.
but with Firefly's Yolanda/Saffron's breasts.
She was a stripper for a while, does porn now and talks about escorting but I haven't heard that she's actually doing it. I stopped paying attention after a while because she's a /b/tard who didn't really grow out of it or if she did, it took her much longer than me.
I followed her blogs for a bit just to see her breasts occasionally but she got thicc and I lost interest.
She was super self-obsessed, nearly oblivious to anything that's being talked about in front of her unless it's about her. She was one of two girls in our group with like eight guys. All the guys but one were single and the other girl was taken too so she had seven guys wanting to frick her. I was hitting on her and three guys were basically taking turns trying to wiener block me but it didn't work because she didn't hear a word they said about me because it wasn't about her.
Turns out she had a secret open relationship with one of the other guys who was kind of being cucked and I was just a fling because I was around and had a bigger wiener than him. Was fun while it lasted though.
The other girl in the group has done some lesbian porn with her too.
I ran with a pretty fricked up crowd but it was mid 2000s /b/tards so that's how we were
1 month ago
Anonymous
Christina Hendricks >she got thicc and I lost interest
yeah, no idea why girls let themselves go like that >She was super self-obsessed, nearly oblivious to anything that's being talked about in front of her unless it's about her
yeah I've gone out with a couple like that too
1 month ago
Anonymous
>yeah I've gone out with a couple like that too
This was hilarious because they're telling passively-aggressively asking me questions about why I'm a loser like it's high school lunch table bullshit and she's showing me the latest memes she's saved to her /b/ folder and hasn't heard a word they said.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>posting reverse-trap threads in /b/ to trick anons into fapping to a twink before showing some vag.
I said it before and I'll say it again: this is technically a form of psyops
1 month ago
Anonymous
>this is technically a form of psyops
But who is it aimed at?
Her intent was to trick gay anons into finding out that they fapped to a girl.
Bailly Jay was an occasional /b/ bawd in those days so it was in that context.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>thread started about paratroopers >devolves into talking about traps
A magical place.
The true answer lies within the 1962 movie, "The Longest Day".
John Wayne
Robert Ryan
Richard Burton
Henry Fonda
Eddie Albert
Paul Anka
Richard Beymer
Hans Christian Blech
Red Buttons
Pauline Carton
Sean Connery
Ray Danton
awesome movie
I literally only know 1 name on that list, Sean Connery, I can't imagine what it felt like as a cinemaphile of that era watching that
must've been like Expendables Does Normandy
Several big budget WWII movies had ensemble casting with big stars. Even stupid movies like Kellys Heroes. The war generation loved to see movies about themselves and the most interesting thing they ever did in their lives.
Modern combat jumps are done at approximately 500 feet or even lower. Depending on wind, type of chute, and the weight of jumper/equipment, you have 10-40 seconds to react, identify, ready weapon, and aim, and successfully engage the paratrooper before he is on the ground. He will be one of several hundred dropping at the same time. Good luck.
they called timeout.
>he doesn’t know
dishonorabru
have you tried playing skeet with a rifle?
Because real life isn't PUGB or COD where everyone is crammed onto a tiny map. They generally drop paratroopers at least a couple kilometers away from enemy forces.
Also even if they're only 100 yards away (on the ground) that's going to be an incredibly unlikely shot.
>shots paratroopers
>bullets falls and kills your own people
Big brain moment
It's fine, everyone was wearing a helmet.
Too many of them and they're usually dropped too low and too far from AA guns. US paratroopers did get shot at during the Normandy landings but they also dropped in the middle of the night.
For You See, the night is dark and it's hard to see things in the dark. And if you can't see things you can't shoot things. Truly, only the Advanced American Mind can comprehend such things.
>For You See, the night is dark and
>Melisandre is quoted by George W. Bush/Joe Biden
GRRM writes better dialogue.
Turns out the Terrors she was talking about were LGOPs.
Best pair in the entire series
Yes but at the cost of your soul and they're secretly old lady breasts
>Yes but at the cost of your soul and they're secretly old lady breasts
>be the whitest man alive with no detectable soul whatsoever
>frick old lady breasts repeatedly
>die never knowing what they really looked like
Was Stannis the greatest mannis ever?
>four short fingers typed this post
>Was Stannis the greatest mannis ever?
Yes, and they assassinated his character. Terrible series.
>Best pair in the entire series
Counterargument:
tbf it is a very tight race and the competition is both firm and ample
this one isn't on that level but is somewhat notable for being a very old /b/ cambawd from the first years of the site
it was actually dating her irl that led me to PrepHole
>dated a sheila in the sex trade
sit down Podrick, and regale us
She is now, she was just a 17yo who liked posting reverse-trap threads in /b/ to trick anons into fapping to a twink before showing some vag.
She was underageb& but didn't do anything to upset mods. She had her own entries on chanchan and lurkmoar and was trying to become a suicidegirl. I think she ended up shooting for one of the third-tier alt-porn sites, maybe God's Girls or something.
She'd done some fashion modelling and hair and runway stuff along with some very light foot fetish modelling at 16 where she was fulling clothed and just standing on this guy and girl.
I'm an oldgay now and would prefer an elegant and passionate, shameless bawd of a certain age.
>she was just a 17yo who liked posting reverse-trap threads in /b/ to trick anons into fapping to a twink before showing some vag.
>She was underageb& but didn't do anything to upset mods. She had her own entries on chanchan and lurkmoar and was trying to become a suicidegirl.
dayum, what a resumé
>I'm an oldgay now and would prefer an elegant and passionate, shameless bawd of a certain age
indeed, same here
teenage bodies are hot of course but I'm looking for something else now... what is it, I wonder
>teenage bodies are hot of course but I'm looking for something else now... what is it, I wonder
Look for an Ellaria Sand. Loyal as hell so long as you do some orgies with her now and then.
>dayum, what a resumé
Yeah, she was smoking hot at 17, kind of
but with Firefly's Yolanda/Saffron's breasts.
She was a stripper for a while, does porn now and talks about escorting but I haven't heard that she's actually doing it. I stopped paying attention after a while because she's a /b/tard who didn't really grow out of it or if she did, it took her much longer than me.
I followed her blogs for a bit just to see her breasts occasionally but she got thicc and I lost interest.
She was super self-obsessed, nearly oblivious to anything that's being talked about in front of her unless it's about her. She was one of two girls in our group with like eight guys. All the guys but one were single and the other girl was taken too so she had seven guys wanting to frick her. I was hitting on her and three guys were basically taking turns trying to wiener block me but it didn't work because she didn't hear a word they said about me because it wasn't about her.
Turns out she had a secret open relationship with one of the other guys who was kind of being cucked and I was just a fling because I was around and had a bigger wiener than him. Was fun while it lasted though.
The other girl in the group has done some lesbian porn with her too.
I ran with a pretty fricked up crowd but it was mid 2000s /b/tards so that's how we were
Christina Hendricks
>she got thicc and I lost interest
yeah, no idea why girls let themselves go like that
>She was super self-obsessed, nearly oblivious to anything that's being talked about in front of her unless it's about her
yeah I've gone out with a couple like that too
>yeah I've gone out with a couple like that too
This was hilarious because they're telling passively-aggressively asking me questions about why I'm a loser like it's high school lunch table bullshit and she's showing me the latest memes she's saved to her /b/ folder and hasn't heard a word they said.
>posting reverse-trap threads in /b/ to trick anons into fapping to a twink before showing some vag.
I said it before and I'll say it again: this is technically a form of psyops
>this is technically a form of psyops
But who is it aimed at?
Her intent was to trick gay anons into finding out that they fapped to a girl.
Bailly Jay was an occasional /b/ bawd in those days so it was in that context.
>thread started about paratroopers
>devolves into talking about traps
A magical place.
indeed
You know nothing anon.
>and it's hard to see things in the dark
>Why aren't they shot during the fall?
the aircraft still full of troops are juicier targets
>6/06/1944
because they got shot during the summer
The true answer lies within the 1962 movie, "The Longest Day".
John Wayne
Robert Ryan
Richard Burton
Henry Fonda
Eddie Albert
Paul Anka
Richard Beymer
Hans Christian Blech
Red Buttons
Pauline Carton
Sean Connery
Ray Danton
awesome movie
I literally only know 1 name on that list, Sean Connery, I can't imagine what it felt like as a cinemaphile of that era watching that
must've been like Expendables Does Normandy
Several big budget WWII movies had ensemble casting with big stars. Even stupid movies like Kellys Heroes. The war generation loved to see movies about themselves and the most interesting thing they ever did in their lives.
Modern combat jumps are done at approximately 500 feet or even lower. Depending on wind, type of chute, and the weight of jumper/equipment, you have 10-40 seconds to react, identify, ready weapon, and aim, and successfully engage the paratrooper before he is on the ground. He will be one of several hundred dropping at the same time. Good luck.
if they couldnt shoot the giant planes enough what makes you think they could hit the smaller and more numbersome parachutes
>Why aren't they shot during the fall?
most famous instance of shooting at paratroopers was during operation market garden.
https://stabswache-de-euros.blogspot.com/2020/06/draft.html#:~:text=Wilhelm%20Bittrich%27s%20II.SS%2DPanzerkorps%20targeting%20Allied%20Paratroopers%20and%20gliders
i feel like attempting to do something like this against a peer enemy with a competent air defense system would be suicide.