Why are Taiwanese army hilarious bad? >mandatory conscription is only four months compared to 21 months in korea

Why are Taiwanese army hilarious bad?
>mandatory conscription is only four months compared to 21 months in korea
>workers paid like shit and are inexperienced
>indigenous military technology is SEA-tier
>has to buy old tanks and planes from USA even when everyone tells them to invest in asymmetric warfare
>spends money on even more useless shits like an Landing dock ship
seriously do they even try at all or expect us to save their ass? you can't seriously tell me with all the money they got this is best they can do

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is the most low-effort bait thread I've seen in weeks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. Zhang

      >non arguments
      you should've saged

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fine, let's look at the last time the PLA invaded a Taiwanese island: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Guningtou
        >The M5A1 tanks employed by the ROC forces on Kinmen proved to be effective in countering the human wave attacks employed by the initial PLA landing forces, which were mostly composed of light infantry.
        >ROC tank crews who had depleted their ammunition used their tanks as road rollers to crush PLA infantry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >1949
          oh boy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"AAAAAAAAAH! DING DONG BING BONG! PING PONG DING! AAAAA-"
          >*CRRRRRUUUUUUUNCH!*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >road roller
          mudamudamudamuda

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Guningtou
          Seems like the fate of all bugs is to be crushed by heavy machinery. Sad!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Walzen ist billiger als MG!
            MG ist billiger als Kanone!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/y3VJK2R.gif

          >1949
          oh boy

          https://i.imgur.com/ZRAoHtg.png

          >"AAAAAAAAAH! DING DONG BING BONG! PING PONG DING! AAAAA-"
          >*CRRRRRUUUUUUUNCH!*

          >road roller
          mudamudamudamuda

          >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Guningtou
          Seems like the fate of all bugs is to be crushed by heavy machinery. Sad!

          https://i.imgur.com/IahqQd5.jpg

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nice Javelin copy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only took ya 30 years to knock off the javelin! Now show it against APS

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The ROC Navy tank landing ship ROCS Chung Lung (中榮) was anchored near the PLA's landing site on October 25, and used its significant firepower (2x2 40mm guns, 6x1 40mm guns, 8x1 20mm guns) to destroy beached PLA landing craft, again made up mostly of wooden junks and fishing boats, during the battle. Chung Lung was supposed to leave on the evening of October 24 after offloading its cargo, but remained, offering an official excuse of "bad weather". The unmentioned real reason the ship remained in the area was that it was running a side business of smuggling brown sugar from Taiwan island in exchange for peanut oil. However, there was not enough peanut oil on the whole island for the deal, so the ship was forced to stay for another day while waiting for more peanut oil to be produced, making it the accidental hero of the battle

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kinmen isn't a Taiwanese island, it's a part of Fujian province under Republic of China control. The vast majority, if not all of the ROC troops who fought at Guningtou were mainlanders.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Might be bait but he is right. The 4 month conscription has been running for 10 years now. So the reserves are filled with essentially untrained people

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How trained you need to be to fire at commies attempting to drive to the beach?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If this were 1949. But now the commies are the 2nd richest country in the world. Its going to be raining PGMs, 50 cals from attack choppers and CAS, rocket artillery, naval artillery, the 25mms on the amphibious vehicles, and whatever else China wants to throw at them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    t. Zhang

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PLA is worse

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine red Taiwanese beaches littered with corpses of PLA soldiers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is the Strait of Taiwan populated by sharks? I feel like with all the corpses burying or burning them wouldn't be practical, so just dumping them in the ocean for fish to eat would probably be better.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and a ching chong ping pong nip nong wong tong long fong dong dong to you as well, young lady

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's a reason Taiwan spends on ships and planes and missles and ignores conscripts and logistics - if they are stuck in a long term conflict, they're either fricked because blockade, or will have the US aid them. They need to win the short term war, and what tins the short term war for them? That's right, SHIPS AND PLANES AND MISSILES.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They need to win the short term war, and what tins the short term war for them?
      Warm bodies opposing a Chinese landing. Which they don't have.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its not 1914 anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's more then enough volunteers to defend against a first strike. If PRC manages a foothold, Taiwan's fricked no matter if they have 100000 men or 1000000 men.
        And let's be real, Taiwan's not going to counter invade the PRC.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Taiwan's not going to counter invade the PRC
          Derete this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The greens have a solid majority now, communists crushing HK democracy ruined the blue's reunification plans. The population wants Taiwan to be independent.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >democracy
              >Sunflower color revolution

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We're gonna be seeing a whole lot of threads like this until Pelosi's back home again and the CCP congress is over, aren't we?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His name is sharky and he feeds on communists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile, Russian dead are dog food.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Russians are envious that Ukrainians get a military funeral when the only thing they get is a bag of onions for their family after they fricking croak lmfao

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are still Chinese and their government wisely recognizes the fact that training will be wasted on them.
    So they teach them how to wear the uniform and that is as good as it gets.

  10. 2 years ago
    Sage

    Sage

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's a pity they can't dump out the Ukrainan and reuse the uniform.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A pity for the Russians. A tragedy, even.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Taiwanese army hilarious bad
    >chinks still won't dare to invade Taiwan

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are your English terribly bad, Dong Wang?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because that is all they need to defend against China.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are Taiwanese army hilarious bad?
    Because the only thing they need to be prepared to fight is a bunch of unmotivated incel bugmen

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with all these very organic pro-Chink threads? I've seen at least 4 of them and I'm only scrolling through here every now and then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pelosi is going to taiwan tomorrow and china has screeched in protest more than they ever have before. china is either forced to back down in shame from its sabre rattling or provoke war with the USA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they're getting dabbed on by the demonic crypt keeper nancy pelosi is

        ahh, got it, thanks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If pelosi starts a hot war with China I will actually reverse my opinion on her completely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're getting dabbed on by the demonic crypt keeper nancy pelosi is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just here they even pop up on PrepHole of all places

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, do the chinks have any kind of military or weapon testing experience? For example:
    >NATO countries
    >not much conventional experience, but still did stuff like the gulf war, afghanistan for 20 years, etc
    >sells/gives weapons to other countries, like the HIMARS, which they didn't use much and can really evaluate it's performance

    has china been doing any of this? Do they essentially have an entire army of 0 experienced people using technology they're unsure of?
    >inb4 muh sims and training
    not the same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they lost to vietnam 50 years ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, who has won against Vietnam in the end?

        No one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They sold a SAM system to Serbia a few months ago.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're incredibly open about how they expect America to just defend them.

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