Why are armored cars so useless in Haiti?

Haitian gangs don't have access to armor piercing weapons or explosives so I'm wondering why I've seen a bunch of armored cars being destoryed.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out if you throw a molotov wienertail into an abandoned armored car, it'll burn.
    We were as shocked as you are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so tired of smarmy millennial gay replies like this. go back to reddlt and crack a bunch of pop culture references over some IPAs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >complains about millennials on a millennial anime website

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there's nowhere on the internet where some fat guy won't show up and sass you like a school teacher

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And you better get used to that fact, zoomie.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you can have it all
              my empire of soi

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Onions

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you seem very knowledgeable about these reddit references, tell us more mr. expert

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you get replies like this all the time it's probably because you're a fricking moron and people treat you as such accordingly. Nothing to do with millennials.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The reply was accurate so why are you manstruating? Light trucks operated by primitives are vulnerable. In other news water is wet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The question was dumb and he still gave the answer. Your reply is way more pointless and annoying.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No u

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    look sweaty the indestructible armor has not been invented yet
    in haiti id rather drive around in one of those babys than in a prius, just FYI

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP I… I don’t know what you expected. Just look at the “armored” vehicles used in Haiti. Even the government can’t field anything more than narco tanks. They definitely aren’t fire proof. The gangs only burn them down once the police retreat anyway. It’s not like they are actually able to destroy these trucks when police are fighting from them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look man they started using armored bulldozers I'm just saying they have better options to use

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The killdozer lives again. Marvin is smiling from his seat in Heaven

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Video here shows two of em
          https://twitter.com/pnh_officiel/status/1775253517915058384

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Marvin
          >smiling at cops using his invention
          You’ve lost your damned mind if you think he is enjoying this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair the cops are basically just freedom fighters trying to stop a totalitarian state from being established

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't mean there are sufficient better options. Consider being less dense.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Haitian gangs don't have access to armor piercing weapons
    I don't accept your premise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you look at every armored car that's been taken out they're burned out
      No reports of grenades or rpgs

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >occupants bail out and run
    >vehicle gets doused in gasoline or other flammable substance and lit on fire
    >ARMORED VEHICLES ARE FRICKING SHIT LMAO STARVIN MARVIN IN HAITI IS DESTROYING THEM LIKE MUD CAKES

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, I don't fricking see the police pushing gangsters out of anywhere

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't fricking see the police
        The Haitian national motto

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lmao the biggest gang leader in Haïti is an ex-special force police officer. Police are the gangsters.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Izo isn't

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They have .50 cals, 40mm grenade launchers, hand grenades, improvised explosives, LAW launchers, I believe early Cold War era Bazookas and even some Type 69 RPGs. These aren't methheads on fentanyl in the shitholes of New Jersey and Illinois.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is no proof of any of this anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're the one who has not been keeping up with the videos for the last 3 or so years. Even fricking drug dealers in Rio de Janeiro and Ecuador and El Salvador have hand grenades, 50 cal rifles and machineguns and M203s and SuperBazookas from the 1950s. What makes you think these paramilitary cannibal drug dealers in Haiti who are looting army bases have access to? .380 Lorcins and .38s?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There have been NO videos or uses of Anti armor weapons in haiti

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Idiots on the internet were using the videos and pictures of the RPGs in Haiti and Mexico in 2022 and 2023 as proof that Ukraine is selling western weapons in black market...

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah moron that was me spreading misinformation here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean... if sandmonkeys in fricking sweden can lob hand grenades around, it doesn't seem that farfetched right?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Again, no proof, even the largest gang leader in Haiti has nothing on his tiktok account

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >proof is tiktok account
            ok

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.tiktok.com/@izolucifer5/video/7353020506007670022
              Dude he has his own youtube channel where he posts his music
              they even gave him a silver play button

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >be Hatian cop
              >flip to the other side, organize gangs into a rebel army
              >overthrow government, you are now king of a country of 11MM people with a GDP of $40BB
              >zoomies on reddit say pics or it didn't happen

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Izo isnt a cop baka

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Izo isnt a cop baka

                Cops and Gangs have a complex history in Haiti because of their weird political situation. Basically, the gangs are generally built around a core guys who worked for the state security apparatus who all got axed when things became more democratic. Its kind of like FARC in Columbia in that they are political but also into criminal shit. So its less the cops joining the gangs and more the cops joining a different faction.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >"king"
                >internally, dozens of other warlords challenging your authority
                >externally, zero support or cooperation or even acknowledgement
                >entire country is in a state of complete anarchy
                >fricking kenya of all nations is about to kick your shit in
                >if things spill over the border for even a second, the US will airstrike you within minutes (they've been watching you via drone for months, after all)
                >even if you somehow survive all of this, you then have to deal with fricking HAITI, and in a state worse than even post-earthquake
                idk if I'd call this a wild success story

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sometimes you gotta go for gold

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do Haitians even know how to use the internet?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm wondering why I've seen a bunch of armored cars being destoryed.
    Cause you watched a bunch of videos displaying armored cars being destroyed ;^) Got any other questions, champ?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haitian gangs don't know much about armoring a car. The armor is full of gaps and there's not enough visibility to stop some kid from running up with a bomb.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all armored cars are the same
    Who told you this?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Either IEDs or they just set damaged and abandoned vehicles on fire. Like, I don't get the point of this thread, do you really not know what could've caused this or are you insinuating haitian gangs have access to israeli space lasers or something?

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