>he'd probably beat the over loving shit out of you
No he wouldnt. This is not a Dan Brown novel, the Swiss Guard are all just plain Swiss run-off-the-mill village policemen.
>Its like the British Royal guards with the bearskin hats.
Those are all veteran soldiers, the rifles are real, and loaded, and the bayonets are attached and sharp. They do look fun for the tourists, but their standing orders are to mag dump into anyone they see trying to break into the palace.
>Norway >Finland >UK >Finland >Estonia >Sweden >Denmark
etc etc are not catholic you fricking moron
only the brown countries of europe are cathcucks
2 years ago
Anonymous
>uk >white >anglos >white
don't look up what the cross in the nord countries flags mean
2 years ago
Anonymous
The entire Northern (aka white) part of Europe has not been catholic since the Luther reformation in the 1500s
Are you moronic?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Northern (aka white) part of Europe
oh you're one of those mexicans
refrain from quoting me again
2 years ago
Anonymous
all the White european countries are protestant, all the brown ones are cathcucks. seethe harder
2 years ago
Anonymous
>everyone who's not me is not white because... BECAUSE I SAID SO OKAY?!?!?
Why are Germs like this? Settle down before we decide a Fat Man was meant for Berlin after all
I believe they're trained to use those halberds if they absolutely have to
[...]
Interesting. Thx anon
[...]
They do afaik. They are fully equipped with modern swiss mil equipment. They also keep a lot of the old stuff around, interestingly enough.
[...]
Surp when?
[...]
They are pulled from the Swiss army and are further trained for VIP protection
>tfw no blessed glock and MP5
https://i.imgur.com/Alg5Bq9.jpg
>you will never be a part of an ancient, deeply religious paramilitary
The Swiss guard rotate between looking fun for tourists in the clown costume, and duty in security/rapid reaction units that would look completely normal guarding any other world leader. I think every one of the guy in the blue and yellow has a concealed SMG somewhere in that outfit too, so they'd probably just drop the halberd and start shooting.
https://i.imgur.com/bLda15O.jpg
Who makes the halberds for the Swiss Guard?
I'm in the market for one.
>I'm in the market for one
You'll have better luck with HEMA suppliers or just contacting some random blacksmith to commission the head - if you can't figure out how to attach the head to the pole then you probably shouldn't be trusted unsupervised with sharp things.
[...]
[...]
Supposedly they all conceal carry pistols or submachine guns.
They do afaik. They are fully equipped with modern swiss mil equipment. They also keep a lot of the old stuff around, interestingly enough.
https://i.imgur.com/rO5smvt.jpg
>ywn have a Holy See™ Glock 19 to kill heathens with
Feels bad, bros.
Surp when?
>he'd probably beat the over loving shit out of you
No he wouldnt. This is not a Dan Brown novel, the Swiss Guard are all just plain Swiss run-off-the-mill village policemen.
They are pulled from the Swiss army and are further trained for VIP protection
It is. I just want to know if it's actually supposed to be a battle implement, or if the Swiss Guard also store entrenching tools in their arsenal.
And if it is a battle implement, who the hell came up with it and why?
>Wat are those things that look like mugs in the back?
they are the "canisters" for early breech loading cannons, you can see illustration of use on the picture they've placed on top of them, it contains the powder and projectile, you fire it, then remove it and insert a new one
>stubby little carbine on the left
Looks like SIG MKMO. Ian just did a vid on them a few weeks back, Swiss Guard were some of the only guys to actually buy them.
>what are they guarding >exactly
cool stuff like the chronovisor, og codec gigas, spare key to hitlers former studio apartment in buenos aires, countless souls of important individuals, the remains of the second lunar ambassador, bakers dozen or so of lesser demons to name just a few. oh and the pope of course.
>bakers dozen or so of lesser demons to name just a few
I honestly can believe this as being true, not as physical creatures but cursed objects most probably. How would one even trap or harm such things?
>Intended to capture the anguish of 20th century mankind living under the threat of nuclear war,[1] La Resurrezione depicts Jesus rising from a nuclear crater in the Garden of Gethsemane.
wtf
>Intended to capture the anguish of 20th century mankind living under the threat of nuclear war,[1] La Resurrezione depicts Jesus rising from a nuclear crater in the Garden of Gethsemane.
wtf
Fricking why they put that character in a film for children I'll never fully understand.
I must thank them though, I remember watching El Dorado in theaters as a small boy and suddenly having the epiphany "Huh. Girls are pretty neat huh?"
I've only watched this film once back in the day on VHS. Why did she become a sex symbol? About as hot as Ariel, Jasmine, or Pocahontas. Which is to say, not very much but my teen ass yakk'd to it. Why is it reposted constantly 20 years later?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Why did she become a sex symbol?
because she's fricking hot >About as hot as Ariel, Jasmine, or Pocahontas
lol no, she's way more sexualized >Why is it reposted constantly 20 years later?
because nu-western cartoons are woke and suck
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I've only watched this film once back in the day on VHS
watch it again and you'll understand
there's a lot of jokes for the parents in that movie
2 years ago
Anonymous
As much as I love Ariel, she has the lower half of a fish.
Now Jasmine...her standard everyday attire is basically a harem dancing girl. Had plenty of wanks to her.
Pocahontas is only hot when drawn off model.
Chel is pure sex on model or not and her character was a sexy thief barely wearing anything at all, and if you wanted to be historical and realistic, she'd be half naked or just wearing a poncho and be very open about being the cum dump being double teamed by the white gods!
Is it just me or would he look better without the muscles? Bodybuilders just don't activate that part of my lizard brain, they don't look like killers.
I refuse to believe any man that has that amount of muscle can take a life. He's a harmless larper.
>The ß developed as a ligature of a long s and short s. ſs -> ß
stands for
fricksake
2 years ago
Anonymous
What do you mean 'stands for'? Double s and ß are not equivalent in modern German outside of Switzerland. They're pronounced differently and Strasse would be an orthographic error.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Thanks for that, that didn't make sense to me and I was wondering if I was just wrong or something.
I'm American but my grandpa was German as frick and he taught me a lot of the language while he was watching me as a kid when my parents were both working.
I've always pronounced it like "szhh". I don't know if that's even actually correct I suppose, I only ever really spoke German with him so I guess I probably sound like someone who came from the 1950s.
They don't.
ss denotes a short preceding vowel and a sharp unvoiced s, while ß denotes a long preceding vowel with a sharp unvoiced s.
Just s, also denotes the long vowel, but a voiced s.
That's all 3 major s sounds in the German language accounted for.
German orthography, while sometimes as unintuitive as English orthography makes sense.
German Catholics were also part of the adoption of the Iron Cross into the Wehrmacht IIRC. Trying to hearken back to the days when the Teutons could axe a few Poles and get away with it
A friend of mine got in the guard around 2010 and he told me you can't believe how much the old guys in the Vatican are hitting on young swiss bussy, also why the recruiters do something like make you swear on your honor or something, that you're not gay.
Almost like the entire Catholic church has become a culture of closeted homoerotic tendencies after literal centuries of being a literal old boys club.
>worshiping idols >worshiping relics >praying to saints >simping for institutionalized pedophilia
If you seriously think Jesus would approve of the catholic church you are not a christian, simple as.
>take gov approved training course >get certified >buy loicence for the weapon >buy weapon >register with gov >pay annual loicense fees >get recertification every four years
Your moronic. They are from the Vatican armory and most likely are very very old.
>Your moronic
No, he's addressing him, like Your Majesty
Only moronicer
Lel
>Your moronic. They are from the Vatican armory and most likely are very very old.
This
>Your moronic
>You are an Individual of extremely low Intelligence.
My moronic? What does my moronic have to do with this?
probably some blacksmith like 300 years ago.
they are all produced by contract from small shops local to the Vatican
Imagine having to fight this guy.
Like something out of a fever dream.
he'd probably beat the over loving shit out of you
>he'd probably beat the over loving shit out of you
No he wouldnt. This is not a Dan Brown novel, the Swiss Guard are all just plain Swiss run-off-the-mill village policemen.
>Swiss Guard are all just
>t. jealous cuz I wasn't selected
Most of them are SoF
They're a prestigious branch of the Swiss Military, anon.
I'd just shoot him in the chest.
Its like the British Royal guards with the bearskin hats.
You might have some holding ceremonial weapons, but the rest have actual guns to defend their charge.
Also don't believe the meme that Royal guards have to stand still and not react to the public, they can deck you.
>Its like the British Royal guards with the bearskin hats.
Those are all veteran soldiers, the rifles are real, and loaded, and the bayonets are attached and sharp. They do look fun for the tourists, but their standing orders are to mag dump into anyone they see trying to break into the palace.
Wouldn't that be plain murder according to bong laws?
Or do royalty get exception on that?
>murder
>when the military and government are paying you to do it
Thats not how laws work anon. They get to choose which ones apply to themselves.
Supposedly they all conceal carry pistols or submachine guns.
>ywn have a Holy See™ Glock 19 to kill heathens with
Feels bad, bros.
thats cool
>Pedo cult lying in bed with satan worshipping international clique has the right to call anybody heathen
There is only one weapon to smite evil
tips fedora
dont forget to drink that cum fellow larpagan!
U mad?
you need to be atleast 18 to access this site
this
kinda close
Ah the odin cum thing. From the same book (written by a israelite) that said that Jesus had gay orgies with is disciples
Yeah u mad
quiet down commie
gb2 /r/atheism
Wrong
I'm not a catholic (aka a mexican) but I'd love to own one of those. bretty gool
every single white european country is catholic
>Norway
>Finland
>UK
>Finland
>Estonia
>Sweden
>Denmark
etc etc are not catholic you fricking moron
only the brown countries of europe are cathcucks
>uk
>white
>anglos
>white
don't look up what the cross in the nord countries flags mean
The entire Northern (aka white) part of Europe has not been catholic since the Luther reformation in the 1500s
Are you moronic?
>Northern (aka white) part of Europe
oh you're one of those mexicans
refrain from quoting me again
all the White european countries are protestant, all the brown ones are cathcucks. seethe harder
>everyone who's not me is not white because... BECAUSE I SAID SO OKAY?!?!?
Why are Germs like this? Settle down before we decide a Fat Man was meant for Berlin after all
>glocks need holy protection to not blow up
>tfw no blessed glock and MP5
It’s not fair
So that raises a question, how do you conceal carry in a cuirass, like
?
clowns are my nightmare
The Swiss guard rotate between looking fun for tourists in the clown costume, and duty in security/rapid reaction units that would look completely normal guarding any other world leader. I think every one of the guy in the blue and yellow has a concealed SMG somewhere in that outfit too, so they'd probably just drop the halberd and start shooting.
>I'm in the market for one
You'll have better luck with HEMA suppliers or just contacting some random blacksmith to commission the head - if you can't figure out how to attach the head to the pole then you probably shouldn't be trusted unsupervised with sharp things.
>raid the Vatican
>they can't find you because of your superior camouflage
He'd use the MP5 first (or whatever PDW they've moved on to)
Wiki says they use mp7's
>imagine getting your ass kicked by a dude in parachute pants
My life is sad enough I don’t want to imagine more embarrassment
I believe they're trained to use those halberds if they absolutely have to
Interesting. Thx anon
They do afaik. They are fully equipped with modern swiss mil equipment. They also keep a lot of the old stuff around, interestingly enough.
Surp when?
They are pulled from the Swiss army and are further trained for VIP protection
>you will never be a part of an ancient, deeply religious paramilitary
Combat mattock?
Isn't that sexy?
It is. I just want to know if it's actually supposed to be a battle implement, or if the Swiss Guard also store entrenching tools in their arsenal.
And if it is a battle implement, who the hell came up with it and why?
Wat is that stubby little carbine on the left?
Wat are those things that look like mugs in the back?
>Wat are those things that look like mugs in the back?
they are the "canisters" for early breech loading cannons, you can see illustration of use on the picture they've placed on top of them, it contains the powder and projectile, you fire it, then remove it and insert a new one
That's kinda what I thought. Thank you.
dude, you got trolled.
those are signal cannons. just google thunder mugs
>stubby little carbine on the left
Looks like SIG MKMO. Ian just did a vid on them a few weeks back, Swiss Guard were some of the only guys to actually buy them.
You want a 'Swiss Guard' halberd specifically?
404 bro, you got another link?
forgot the : in the http
what are they guarding exactly
vatican archives
>what are they guarding
>exactly
cool stuff like the chronovisor, og codec gigas, spare key to hitlers former studio apartment in buenos aires, countless souls of important individuals, the remains of the second lunar ambassador, bakers dozen or so of lesser demons to name just a few. oh and the pope of course.
>bakers dozen or so of lesser demons to name just a few
I honestly can believe this as being true, not as physical creatures but cursed objects most probably. How would one even trap or harm such things?
The pope.
The child sex crime files
that's the swiss guard not the american secret service
>pretends the catholic church isn't the largest child sex crime ring of history
the Catholic Church isn't the American government
>falling for israelite propaganda
millions of dollars worth of renaissance art
The Swiss.
The final boss
>Intended to capture the anguish of 20th century mankind living under the threat of nuclear war,[1] La Resurrezione depicts Jesus rising from a nuclear crater in the Garden of Gethsemane.
wtf
rad
The armor is made by Austrian blacksmiths at least:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2017/apr/04/austrian-blacksmiths-making-armour-for-vaticans-swiss-guard-in-pictures
http://www.schmiede-schmidberger.at/
Men just look good in shinny metal armour.
>So shiny, mister silver skin
Fricking why they put that character in a film for children I'll never fully understand.
I must thank them though, I remember watching El Dorado in theaters as a small boy and suddenly having the epiphany "Huh. Girls are pretty neat huh?"
It was another time...
I've only watched this film once back in the day on VHS. Why did she become a sex symbol? About as hot as Ariel, Jasmine, or Pocahontas. Which is to say, not very much but my teen ass yakk'd to it. Why is it reposted constantly 20 years later?
>Why did she become a sex symbol?
because she's fricking hot
>About as hot as Ariel, Jasmine, or Pocahontas
lol no, she's way more sexualized
>Why is it reposted constantly 20 years later?
because nu-western cartoons are woke and suck
>I've only watched this film once back in the day on VHS
watch it again and you'll understand
there's a lot of jokes for the parents in that movie
As much as I love Ariel, she has the lower half of a fish.
Now Jasmine...her standard everyday attire is basically a harem dancing girl. Had plenty of wanks to her.
Pocahontas is only hot when drawn off model.
Chel is pure sex on model or not and her character was a sexy thief barely wearing anything at all, and if you wanted to be historical and realistic, she'd be half naked or just wearing a poncho and be very open about being the cum dump being double teamed by the white gods!
>Fricking why they put that character in a film for children I'll never fully understand.
Animators are all coomers. No exceptions.
You mean armed in general.
Is it just me or would he look better without the muscles? Bodybuilders just don't activate that part of my lizard brain, they don't look like killers.
I refuse to believe any man that has that amount of muscle can take a life. He's a harmless larper.
Can confirm: I have a dad bod but killed 9 insurgents in Afghanistan.
Tank ru fo ur survice
It always feels awkward to me when people do that.
I'd prefer if they didn't.
dyel cope
Women aren't supposed to have big muscles. I'm just saying it's not really attractive. He looks gay.
Men are supposed to have big muscles. Any other opinion is dyel cope frankly
Big muscles = / = defined body
You may not like it, but pic related is what peak performance looks like
false. pic related is peak performance
That's not even like muscles muscles. He's wirey. You ever had a manual labor job? I'd suck his dick.
Their helmets are plastic now.
Yep. It's to prevent heat exhaustion
Imagine the smell of his bussy
>schmiede-schmidberger.
that is an austrian ass name for sure
You can find them in Schmiedstraße 16 in Mölln, Austria.
Why do moronic germs spell ss with a b?
>Why do moronic germs spell ss with a b?
The ß developed as a ligature of a long s and short s. ſs -> ß
Huh, neat. Thank you for the learnding Anon.
i always thought this came from sz (the letter is called eszett)
step 3 also looks like an sz
>The ß developed as a ligature of a long s and short s. ſs -> ß
stands for
fricksake
What do you mean 'stands for'? Double s and ß are not equivalent in modern German outside of Switzerland. They're pronounced differently and Strasse would be an orthographic error.
Thanks for that, that didn't make sense to me and I was wondering if I was just wrong or something.
I'm American but my grandpa was German as frick and he taught me a lot of the language while he was watching me as a kid when my parents were both working.
I've always pronounced it like "szhh". I don't know if that's even actually correct I suppose, I only ever really spoke German with him so I guess I probably sound like someone who came from the 1950s.
>By The United States in CONGRESS Affembled
They don't.
ss denotes a short preceding vowel and a sharp unvoiced s, while ß denotes a long preceding vowel with a sharp unvoiced s.
Just s, also denotes the long vowel, but a voiced s.
That's all 3 major s sounds in the German language accounted for.
German orthography, while sometimes as unintuitive as English orthography makes sense.
You can get a Cold Steel Halbert from freaking Amazon if you want one.
Maybe Kult of Athena.
You could replace every handgun you have with Hi Points too. But if you can afford it, why not buy something that's the best and proven.
>nazi larpagan Juan Hernandez seething about christianity again
>when the Vatican helped a shitload of nazis escape Europe
German Catholics were also part of the adoption of the Iron Cross into the Wehrmacht IIRC. Trying to hearken back to the days when the Teutons could axe a few Poles and get away with it
Catholics: Enraged
Thread: Derailed
Dopamine: Released
Thanks.
You can´t.
That being said, the model isn´t Swiss-Guard only and there are other historical ones that use the exact same "blueprint".
I have a pair at work. Didn´t work on them, yet, otherwise I might´ve been able to tell you more.
very kino documentary about the SWiss guards from the 1990s so you know its comfy
A friend of mine got in the guard around 2010 and he told me you can't believe how much the old guys in the Vatican are hitting on young swiss bussy, also why the recruiters do something like make you swear on your honor or something, that you're not gay.
Almost like the entire Catholic church has become a culture of closeted homoerotic tendencies after literal centuries of being a literal old boys club.
Thanks for the documentary.
NP, 90s documentaries are my special
>protestcuck
lol
>worshiping idols
>worshiping relics
>praying to saints
>simping for institutionalized pedophilia
If you seriously think Jesus would approve of the catholic church you are not a christian, simple as.
Anon, Jesus preached praying at home with your family, no churches, no mass.
maybe ya should not have spread the good word so far and wide, ever thank about that ?
>he says preaching with a troony pastor in a random garage
chunk!
The swiss blacksmith
>take gov approved training course
>get certified
>buy loicence for the weapon
>buy weapon
>register with gov
>pay annual loicense fees
>get recertification every four years
just get a narwhal tusk mate
for what purpose OP?
When is Ian going to the Vatican Armory?