That's just salt. He's acting like a bot so he can point later and say, "Look at how the Ukraine war has taken over the board! We can't have any threads anymore!" It's the same sulking as when people randomly post "What does this have to do with Ukraine" in unrelated threads, just pay it no mind.
S-tier >kanbei, snowballs late game because its inpossible to kill his neotanks when they sit on a city and hardcounters colin >colin, spams infantry early game and impossible to contest his capture game, rolls out neotanks before you even get medium tanks >sturm, deliberately OP >sensei, free mechs is OP, hits harder than sami >eagle, SCO is broken as shit
A-tier >max, doesnt need arty to push chokes, medtanks oneshot most targets and even win engagements with neos >sami on small maps, impossible to beat her capture game and can push mid faster with strong mechs and fast transports >grit on small maps, best defensive CO in the game, when map allows his rockets to hit the enemy base from mid, almost no counter play, loses hard to max and kanbei who can push through
B-tier >andy, carried by his CO powers, which counters global damage abilities and makes saving damaged units viable outside of meatshields, otherwise unremarkable >sonja on good maps with fog, strongly reliant on setting up in forests and needs a good bait and punish game, loses hard to grit >lash, same as sonja but doesnt need fog as much but has no benefit to aircraft >adder, same as andy but worse CO power >olaf, see andy, unremarkable but the global damage counters spam >hawke, see olaf and andy, but has a better day to day, the increased damage on all units
C-tier >drake, naval units are useless in general, his naval units dont get attack up, SCO is great otherwise >jesse, bad capture game, mostly a worse max
Wait, if Orange Star is America, Blue Moon is Russia, and Yellow Comet are the Japs, what is Green Earth supposed to be? I always thought they were eurogays. Also can't wait for the remakes of 1 and 2.
The only actual answer is "The Beast", or however it is called in the other locallization, from Days of Ruin
>Pillager >Murderer >Shitskin >Insubordinate >Forwent his homeland for independence >wienery >moronic >Hates tourists like Will >Implied to be a rapist
Why are ya askin' PrepHole? Shouldn't you be asking PrepHole?
Grit
Always figured he was based on Edward Porter Alexander
Colin
Sami, I mean she's literally carrying a gun right there. I don't think there's even official art of her NOT carrying a gun.
What's that she's carrying, a FAMAS?
It's obviously an M-16.
>What's that she's carrying, a FAMAS?
Get the frick out tourist
Asking if an AR is a FAMAS is not the sign of a tourist, it is the sign of an oldgay.
t. tourist
Why are you tilting at Vatnik-shaped windmills, Anon?
That's just salt. He's acting like a bot so he can point later and say, "Look at how the Ukraine war has taken over the board! We can't have any threads anymore!" It's the same sulking as when people randomly post "What does this have to do with Ukraine" in unrelated threads, just pay it no mind.
I don't know but I've always wanted to just huff lash's sweat
I bet she fricking reeks and never showers
god I want to impregnate lash with my piss
Sami seems like the kind of girl who'd ruck with you for 10 miles and then bend over a log and let you nakadashi her before you continue marching
Fellow Sensei mains, where are you at?
Grit, Colin, Kanbei, Sensei
>tfw no Nell gf
Lash was my vidya crush when I was like 14
the arty main, the commando chick and the old grampa paratrooper
Sami, Grit or Jess
S-tier
>kanbei, snowballs late game because its inpossible to kill his neotanks when they sit on a city and hardcounters colin
>colin, spams infantry early game and impossible to contest his capture game, rolls out neotanks before you even get medium tanks
>sturm, deliberately OP
>sensei, free mechs is OP, hits harder than sami
>eagle, SCO is broken as shit
A-tier
>max, doesnt need arty to push chokes, medtanks oneshot most targets and even win engagements with neos
>sami on small maps, impossible to beat her capture game and can push mid faster with strong mechs and fast transports
>grit on small maps, best defensive CO in the game, when map allows his rockets to hit the enemy base from mid, almost no counter play, loses hard to max and kanbei who can push through
B-tier
>andy, carried by his CO powers, which counters global damage abilities and makes saving damaged units viable outside of meatshields, otherwise unremarkable
>sonja on good maps with fog, strongly reliant on setting up in forests and needs a good bait and punish game, loses hard to grit
>lash, same as sonja but doesnt need fog as much but has no benefit to aircraft
>adder, same as andy but worse CO power
>olaf, see andy, unremarkable but the global damage counters spam
>hawke, see olaf and andy, but has a better day to day, the increased damage on all units
C-tier
>drake, naval units are useless in general, his naval units dont get attack up, SCO is great otherwise
>jesse, bad capture game, mostly a worse max
D-tier
>flak sucks
>tfw lash was only made playable in DS where she gets nerfed
life is suffering, my goofy wife has been done dirty
Drake's advantage is in 2 pouring salt in the fuel tanks forces you to spam APCs to constantly keep the fuel trucks going.
Grit and Sami
I dunno, but I’d frick the shit out of the chick with the purple suit and the chick with the giant beehive hairdo
Top row, second from right. Tomboys FTW.
Wait, if Orange Star is America, Blue Moon is Russia, and Yellow Comet are the Japs, what is Green Earth supposed to be? I always thought they were eurogays. Also can't wait for the remakes of 1 and 2.
Green Earth is representing Germany. Also Jess is best girl.
>Jess is best girl.
Based
I'm stealing that pic
While it is true that Jess is best girl, she is not representative of /k/ at all
Colin is MICpilled, so him.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say THE ONLY ONE WITH A FRICKING GUN, SHITBIRD
Grit has a gun, too, just not in that pic.
Jess carries around an artillery shell.
olaf also has a holster
advance wars such a awesome game
The only actual answer is "The Beast", or however it is called in the other locallization, from Days of Ruin
>Pillager
>Murderer
>Shitskin
>Insubordinate
>Forwent his homeland for independence
>wienery
>moronic
>Hates tourists like Will
>Implied to be a rapist
>dies like a chump
>to a guy who's barely commanded anything