Which country has the ugliest naval uniforms? I vote for the Israeli Navy.

Which country has the ugliest naval uniforms?

I vote for the Israeli Navy. There's like some weirdo 70s retro revival thing going on.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BULGE ALERT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But do you recognize that bulge?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All navy uniforms look the same to me.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of them. Dress Whites are super gay. The popeye uniforms are gay too.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pakistani ones

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is Miscavige standing on a little fricking wooden pallet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, it's a vent, most ships have them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what homosexuals they are. look at little xenu there out front

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Russia. The striped undershirt just screams homosexuality.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anything Russians wear becomes a symbol of homosexuality. They can't help it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Totally not gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's VDV, idiot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes the navy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The shirt is called the telnyashka. It originated from the Imperial Russian Navy who derived them from the uniforms of 19th century French sailors.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >derived them from the uniforms of 19th century French sailors
            Oh, that explains the gay ass vibes it gives off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With how much they open their mouth you can clearly see their officers wiener size.

      One of the recruits is very poorly off while others display national avarage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, so /misc/ told me it's not actually gay because that's what based saviour of the white race are doing but both of them don't like it. Plus being gay in Russia it's illegal so they can't be homosexuals

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Royal Australian Navy. The shorts are gay as frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, these take 1st place for being moronic, and that's no mean feat with naval uniforms.
      >White shorts
      If your uniform has shorts, they should be khaki, no exceptions.
      >Dress shoes
      If your uniforms has shorts, they should be worn with short boots, no exceptions.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lel from the thumbnail I thought it was a soccer uniform

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cruise ship tier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Leave it to the poof Aussies with their British influence to look gay af.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Awful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      godamn I think the aussies win this one. that's just horrific.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek when I was in scouts everyone wore long pants even in sweltering heat, just so we won't have to wear our official uniform shorts with long socks that looked like this shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >c**t status : dropped

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Harder to find a naval uniform that actually looks good

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NWU type I

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So far this threads proven they all look like shit
    Even china's look like some b sci-fi movie shit from the late 90s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think that these look pretty good, acrually. Tight cuffs and a wide belt definitely contribute to a more practical/boarding party aesthetic. They'd look even cooler with puttees like pic rel.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your pic looks like a bad JROTC drill team

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Philippine Navy uniforms make them look like they should be manning cruise ships.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    New topic: Which sailor uniforms *don't* suck? Talk about no taste.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      properly fitted american choker whites

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Norks just use a version of their Army uniform since the Navy is subsidiary to it. In practice enlisted seem to just use jumpsuits. Pic related is the Pubelo tour guide.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        New topic: Which sailor uniforms *don't* suck? Talk about no taste.

        Guy is wearing a full dress uniform while the crew are in safety gear with jumpsuits, helmets and armored float vests while about 250 feet from a RoK frigate.

        Impressed really, doesn't matter if it's a nuclear powered aircraft carrier or a 20 meter tugboat with a couple of deck guns you are a Captain and you should act like one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese sailor uniforms are nice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bong ones are pretty good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They look like janitors with fancy hats.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >janitors with fancy hats
          Well done, they are indeed ratings in work dress.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't mean they have to dress like janitors.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I bet you get all togged up on your Sunday best to sweep the floor, don't you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like the Bong uniforms too and the Royal Navy means a lot to them. I have positive memories of visiting the U.K. and going to Portsmouth when I was a kid and taking the boat tour past the Invincible and other warships before doing the tour of Lord Nelson's boat. School tour, had a British friend who convinced me that Stonehenge was boring so we got one of our teacher-chaperones to take us there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Marine Nationale.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Navy uniforms need to be white because they don't need to be camouflaged against anything except maybe the clouds on the horizon and they need to stand out if they fall in the dark deep blue water. This doesn't excuse homosexualy shorts and goofy hats though

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >There's like some weirdo 70s retro revival thing going on.
    Navy gay, so what

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the Dream Police?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those fupas are ROARING to come out and play. I'll go stowaway in the lifeboat, they're sure to be there when they eventually leave the hatches open and sink us in harbor or a fjord or something.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Israel puts 0 value in uniforms, they’re ugly from top to bottom but nobody cares enough to fix it. Shit pay, shit facilities. Everything cent goes to procurement (mainly Air Force) and a little to training

    t. Former IDF

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you israeli

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a second, Israel has a fricking navy? Why aren't they dealing with the Houthis? I thought the US had to step in because Israel had no naval capability.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Israeli navy has been active this whole conflict, ranging from shore defense to shore bombardment.
      What has the US done aside from sending Israel additional ammunition?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What has the US done aside from sending Israel additional ammunition?

        Underpropping your entire economy for forty plus years.

        Sending you four billion in military aid every year with zero strings attached.

        Supporting you at the UN against literally every other single country in the world.

        Posting aircraft carrier battle groups at US taxpayer expense to prevent other Arab countries from attacking you.

        Single-handedly guarding world shipping lanes from the Houthis who are only attacking because of the humanitarian situation in Gaza that you created.

        Supplying all of your weapons and gear for the entire existence of your country.

        Looking the other way when your air force intentionally attacked the USS Liberty and killed 40+ American servicemen

        Looking the other way when you employed Jonathan Pollard to steal our most valuable military secrets for years.

        Believing your government without a second thought when it said it would support a two state solution despite your government actively sabotaging our peace plan from the beginning.

        continuing to support you despite it actively harming our world prestige and at the cost of aid to Ukraine, who needs it far more than you and actually puts it to good use decimating our strategic enemy instead of dumb-bombing sandpeople refugee camps.
        Is that enough or should I keep going? Squeezing gratitude from an Israeli is like trying to get blood from a stone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They'll stab you in the back, steal your wallet, and then kick your corpse because you weren't carrying enough cash.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whether it is a digital camo or not navy blue is such a silly thing to issue to sailors
    they want mfers to drown
    i think the rest of these look better

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun to stay at the YMCA

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