>do sex stuff with the bodies.
Explain? In detail. ...for a friend.
Wait for the necrofreaks to close with and destroy the first batch of quitters, then take them all out with a well-placed shot to the tannerite in the pillows.
Run to the airport, figure out which jet is most likely heading to new Zealand, socially engineer my way aboard and ride it out in some rich guys bunker complex.
Or get shot on sight, which is also a preferable outcome
>the only reasonable post. i would bootlick and redcoat to keep the status quo.
I would burn down the local libraries and schools, and destroy the local internet infrastructure, and then rebuild my community in my own image. I would be a prophet, not entirely unlike Moses, Jesus, or Muhammad, and we would go visit other tribes, rape and kill them, and loot their possessions. I would also cut the penises off of all the men (except myself) so they wouldn't be able to have sex with any girls, but would still produce enough testosterone to be useful in raids and for doing heavy manual labor.
>What's your unironic gameplan for a SHTF scenario?
Put on my robe and wizard hat, then cast meteo for the good of the world. Also cast protection from projectiles so I don't get an... arrow in the knee! Lol!
>Take car >Drive towards the coast >If roads unusable due to roadblocks, congestion, deathsquads, etc; stop by a farm and acquire an offroader, keep going >Go to a marina >Acquire a 40-ish feet sailyacht >Get the frick away and eat fish
>go to farm >farmer refuses to part with his offroader >you get shot and fed to the pigs
Try again
I'll unironically stay in my property with my supplies. Chickens and wife, entire extended family lives nearby and everyone is armed and prepped. The community is tight with the other nearby farms so we'll just shoot treaspasers until it blows up. If it doesn't I guess we all going back to subsistence farming sooner or later
i own a cessna 172. I'd fly to a small island, crossing my fingers i'm not shot down by some radar shit on the way.
if i'm shot down, i'll parachute out like a badass with my gear and just run into the woods
if i make it to the island, fricking based. i'm basically free of whatever gay stuff is going on. I just hang out on my island, create defenses and shit like that, while making it look like nobody lives there so i'm left alone. i'd create an underground bunker. i'd also make sure to bring a few little girls with me, because children weigh less.
Disregarding the little girl part, this has always been my dream SHTF plan. Get a floatplane and use it to build and stock a cabin on some remote lake with no road access, have it as a comfy hunting/fishing spot if SHTF never happens and as secure of a location as you could hope for if it does.
What do you care if I use your wifes underwear or not?
Don't be greedy and leave something for us survivors.
Otherwise I will turn your burned house into the cesspit for my future survivor society.
Trying to outlast everyone else is essentially the best plan, so many will just roll over that it’s worth it to hang on and see what happens, might be fun might be worse and if the worlds over anyway then who cares I guess.
>sister >inb4 some anon fricked his sister at hawaii because they thought they were gonna get nuked >inb4 there was a doujin for this. i can't remember
providing its not a nuke exchange...the following.
Grab pre arranged Bags.
Dump keep sakes into pre arranged duffle.
load vehicle and leave for strong hold area.
Once in strong hold area - proceed to bring order to the surrounding area with my already preassembled company.
Prepare for the entry of Chinese regular expeditionary force into the Western Sea board.
Cuddle with my wife, take high dose of xanax, then when I start feeling it hit, take a killer dose of ketamine. I'd rather die in the arms of someone I love than go through the pain of enduring last days of civilization and then die anyway
Depends on a scenario.
Probably go in the basement bunker complex because my apartment building has that for such reasons. Or if I have more time, move to my parents summer cottage. It is stocked up for food for a few months and does not need electricity even if it has its own generator and solar panels for emergencies.
There's an empty radio station about a mile from my house. It's only been empty a year, and everything is still in good working condition. A nearby business has a roof full of solar panels. I hook up the panels to the transmitter, and become THREE DOG, AND THIS IS GALAXY NEWS RADIO. Bringing you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts.
Has anyone considered printing out the screenshots they take on this site and storing them away? If SHTF enough to lose the internet we may not get this place back.
I guarantee you there's at least a few autists here that have printed out tons of shtf info to be stored just in case. The higher tier autists have it on computers in faraday cages and they have solar panels and generators to access if shtf
What do you define SHTF? >Economic collapse
I'm an electrical engineer with a history of working abroad, I'm sure some country will take me in if there's absolutely no more work >Natural disaster
I guess see how I can help out if its my community affected >Civil War
Let the morons kill each other >plague or sickness
I have several months of food and water, so I guess just sit it out until it runs its course
A house typically has 4 sides. The attic is a 100% blind spot. Just burn them alive out of spite in a scorched earth/attic policy when they don't surrender. They will come running out with thier hair on fire andcdinner is served.
>Let the morons kill each other
oh my sweet summer child. most people don't even get to choose what side of a civil war they are on, let alone whether or not they want to fight in it.
>forcible recruitment
that's not even how it work. when someone is shelling your town, what do you do? are you on their side? they are going to loot your home when they get to you, do you fight them?
at what point does which side you want to be on matter?
you can flee and lose almost everything
stay and lose almost everything and maybe die
fight and die
fight and drive them off
at no point does ideology play a significant roll after fighting starts.
If it's nuclear drive north with my family since the only big city is to the south
If it's anything else grab my guns, barricade the house, and entrench in the attic with my emergency supplies and my family until things calm down
>Get family out of dodge somehow >Join government backed militia >Hunt down /k/gays and their MEAL Team Six militias/cells >Execute all traitors to the Union
Once I get my land set up Ill be good to ho. But if it happens before then.. prolly just stay where I am, organize with neighbors to make sure we are all working together to stay safe. It all depends on what kind of shit hits the fan though really.
Nukes- no one will survive unless they already live in a bunker or absolute middle of Canada nowhere.
Economic collapse- oh well.. live with what youve got, be useful, work with your community. Beware Black folk
>Nukes- no one will survive unless they already live in a bunker
So dumb. Def not a child of the bomb. Nuclear war IS survivable AND winnable! Death to all PREverts!
>>no society during SHTF
I continue to be amazed at how low americans think of their country
one large enough disaster and United States of America is no more, people just submit to gangs and warlords instantly
it's an absolute disgrace
5 months ago
Anonymous
our politicans couldn't even share masks nicely during the peak FEAR FACTOR time of wuhan chimera.
4 months ago
Anonymous
No shit moron our government spent the last 35 years demoralizing and robbing us, frick them and their lackeys.
Go read some stories about the dome during katrina, hell read about the response in general. No one is coming to save you in any quick fashion, it takes forever for the gov to get its shit together normally let alone some black swan event.
>About 1.2 million residents of the Gulf Coast were covered under a voluntary or mandatory evacuation order. >On January 4, 2023, the National Hurricane Center (NHC) updated the Katrina fatality data based on a report by Rappaport (2014) which reduced the number from an estimated 1,833 to 1,392. >The largest loss of life in Hurricane Katrina was due to flooding caused by engineering flaws in the flood protection system, particularly the levee[3] around the city of New Orleans.[4] Eventually, 80% of the city, as well as large areas in neighboring parishes, were flooded for weeks.[5] The flooding destroyed most of New Orleans's transportation and communication facilities, leaving tens of thousands of people who did not evacuate the city prior to landfall with little access to food, shelter, and other basic necessities.
>largest catastrophe and government handling failure in the US >0.1% of actually dying, almost all casualties were due to actual tornado due to morons not evacuating
it amuses me that americans, even the ones that supposedly "don't trust the media" still don't have a slightest bit of critical thinking and cannot look at the numbers, preferring to ingest the journalist stories designed to wring an emotion
Im a single nurse working for the local goverment hospital so whatever they tell me to do
If society breaks down and violence rules I try to get myself one of those decked out mp5s
>10 put on stove >20 jerk off >30 put out dog food for the dogs >40 jerk off >50 shoot family >60 try to jerk off >70 shoot self >80 if survive goto 60
My family tends to be in a different country, but since we're pulling more shit out of our ass than the average economist, maybe I'll be an artilleryman by the time shit meets fan.
Pick up my wife, pick up my in-laws, drive to my parent's house, life off of peanut butter and water for a few weeks.
After that I start hunting people for us to eat
>Muster with fellow Nasty Girls >Restore local order >Restore order through the state >Support other Nasty Girl units and local law enforcement in restoring order >Order is restored. >Spies, fifth columnists, and separatists are liquidated.
Step one is to kill all the neighbours who made my life harder than it had to be for thirty years. Step two is to make jerky from their meat. Step three is to mix chemicals to throw down at the passing leftist militias.
Assuming you mean while on the move (since if I'm bugging-in then I can cook in the kitchen just fine with a camp stove set up on one of the counters), dig a small pit or build a ring of rocks for your camp stove to hide any light from the flame. Alternatively, use an alcohol fuel stove since the flames from those can be pretty hard to see at the best of times.
If you have to rely on a woodfire then dig a Dakota fire hole.
Imma level with you. I was thinking about cooking animals in an urban environment.
Assuming you mean while on the move (since if I'm bugging-in then I can cook in the kitchen just fine with a camp stove set up on one of the counters), dig a small pit or build a ring of rocks for your camp stove to hide any light from the flame. Alternatively, use an alcohol fuel stove since the flames from those can be pretty hard to see at the best of times.
If you have to rely on a woodfire then dig a Dakota fire hole.
> can cook in the kitchen just fine with a camp stove set up on one of the counters
How much carbon monoxide would that generate? More than natural gas?
Solar somewhat sucks in SHTF. If you have a mobile or permanent setup a small converted gasoline to woodgas dual fuel generator with an inverter and lead acid batteries that can be stripped and reused is king for high power needs. Low power needs like phone charging can be done with thermoelectric chargers. For those who know, there's also a method of converting a gasoline engine into a plasmoid generator that warms up on woodgas first, theoretically allowing fulltime offgrid power generation for a month or more with about a cord of wood fuel.
Also for smaller generators (500-900w) charcoal fuel feed tends to works best, you can even convert a four wheeler or dirt bike to wood gas if you get the boiler size and mounting done right. Though technically the best prepping method is to live without any electricity at all (early 1800s farm style), though this makes any instant long distance communication basically impossible.
Why do peppers love gas masks so much? They look cool but there's next to no chance you'd ever need one. And even if you did a 3M respirator would do the same job at a fraction the price.
But you would never look cool with a gas mask because you'd never wear one for any length of time if you didn't have to. It's just another thing for preppers to consume so it can rot on a shelf till the end of time.
I can imagine a few somewhat realistic situations where one might be useful, like what if there's a chimpout and the rioters steal tear gas from the cops and try to use it to force you out? IMO that's a relatively plausible and survivable kind of SHTF too, the kind of thing that's come pretty close to happening in recent years and one where you'd only need to hold out for a day or two tops before the national guard showed up or whatever.
Call my parents for a few minutes and tell them bye, then spend the last 15 or so minutes on the porch with a beer and wait. I live 2 miles from a major air force base where I work so I'm dead no matter what I do.
It is very interesting to me that some Americans think weapons would be of any use during an actual SHTF scenario.
You have to be constantly moving and trying to stay hidden. Guns are heavy, require ammo that you can't craft yourself, require gunpowder which can go bad if it's not properly stored + can run out.
My plan is to get on a bike, try to get out of the city as fast as possible then try to gather fruits and bugs and set up traps to catch small game. For self defense I would use a knife or a small hatchet, but I would mainly try to stay out of trouble and stay hidden.
Most of my time would be spent setting up and repairing traps and hiding. I think it would not be a very glamorous life but sustainable.
Anyone who has to constantly move and hide is obviously not prepared.
Also, even if I had to constantly move and weight was that big of an issue a rifle is still a mandatory item. Good luck killing a deer or a squirrel with an axe. If you're constantly on the move good luck trapping. Bows take a lot more time to learn than guns and if you're not good before SHTF you'll probably die before you get good. A bow will still weigh ~4lbs, will take up more space than a rifle, and is more likely to break.
In order to completely run out of ammo in SHTF I'd either have to be a really bad shot or magically transported to mogadishu
Bugging out is moronic
If you are not moving and hiding using a rifle would be even more of a liability since a single shot would give away your location to everyone in your geographical area. I've only went to the shooting range once (very expensive) and you are right that bows are MUCH harder to use and are far less lethal than guns. Still, their advantages when it comes to stealth and longevity far outweigh that of guns.
>Guns are heavy
ar15s are like 7 lbs. the clothes you wear probably weigh more than that.
I had no idea ... still I would think it'd get in your way and slow you down considerably
>"g-guns are heavy!!!' >"i'll ride a bike and scrounge for bugs and berries!!" >"i can defend myself with a knife, after all, no bobbies around after the apocalypse to check my loicense"
Even with access to a laboratory and the greatest minds of our age, you could not construct a more perfectly eurocuck post.
>"g-guns are heavy!!!' >"i'll ride a bike and scrounge for bugs and berries!!" >"i can defend myself with a knife, after all, no bobbies around after the apocalypse to check my loicense"
Even with access to a laboratory and the greatest minds of our age, you could not construct a more perfectly eurocuck post.
Small game traps are a waste of time unless you know what yr doing. Opportunistic hunting while you flail around waiting to get raped and enslaved by pakis seems to be your best bet.
Take a nice glorious dump on the porcelain throne, then a good hot shower. Check all my guns, replace the batteries, and just chill out reading a book with the NOAA channel running on low.
Ive got a frick ton of propane for a gas stove that I used to use a lot for camping. Also a little alcohol stove for when I run out. Ive got a case of 190 proof Everclear vodka that I can burn in it, also could be used to sterile things and I can get druk on it as well..works out great. I also keep a frick ton of candles if I need light in my house at night. My only issue right now bugging in would be water. Seeing how I live in a residential area if the water went out Id be fricked.
I dont expect a total SHTF moment to ever happen and peopleto start Mad maxxing. To reach that point it would take years. The worst that could happen would be natural disasters causing the infrastructure to fall apart, power and utilities being shut off. Economic and societal collapse is already happening but its at a slow rate so many people dont notice. It wont be a quick happening, just a slow subtle decay we have been witnessing for the past 60 years.
Grab guns+whatever supplies I have on-hand, get together with friends who have their guns+whatever supplies they have on-hand, go from there. Probably raid local grocery stores, co-ops, pharmacies, etc. to get what we need then find somewhere to hole up. I'm pretty useless for anything but simple labour, but between all of us we've got a decent selection of skills that would be useful.
Be too afraid to kill myself and then die from my immune system collapsing and diarrhea after drinking water from a contaminated source. Maybe beat up an old person before I meet my demise. T. euro
I dont know why I typed that I would maybe beat up a old people, I dont want to. Feels wrong.
Its ok anon, we all know u meant to type beat off an old person
And honestly that would be a good use of your talents. Boomer Bill will keep u safe and warm and im sure old folks aint to picky about whos lips are on their wrinkly wieners
my friend has land in oklahoma, and a few houses on it that his relatives live off of, he could take me and most of my friends there and we would be fine
if its really bad then atf laws go out the window, and i'll just make whatever i want, and theres a stockpile of guns of ammo there
I dont know what the fantasy is with bugging out, unless you have the money to have a second place somewhere or a legit cabin/bunker in the woods. I wanted that, but cost of living means thats at least 10+ years away if we even make it that long. Ive been stocking up my house. Thankfully I live in a smallish town so im not as worried. The worst id have to do is bug out to get to my house. Its got extra food, water, medicine, supplies, weapons, ect. I cant fit all that in some 511 backpack and frick off into the woods
For must people in most situations, bugging-in is going to be the best choice.
Still, it's worth having a BOB in the sense of having a backpack with a change of clothes, phone charger, food, cash for a tank of gas and a hotel room, etc in case you need to gtfo because flood waters are rolling in or your house is on fire or whatever.
stay on my property and use my food/water I've stored up until I'm forced to go scavenging if it lasts that long. Anyone I don't know setting foot on my property is getting shot and having their head mounted on a pike. If a group of people decide they want to try their hand at raiding, they're going to meet mr belt fed but hopefully I'll just be left the frick alone
Hunt the insane amount of deer near my grandfather’s cabin with my K11.
Smoke the meat. Kidnap/ convince a girl to live in my cabin.
Also I have like 200 lbs of beans and rice
>Hunt the insane amount of deer near my grandfather’s cabin
You and every other heavy footed dipshit with their dads Glock that thinks they can score a meal in the woods.
Get my cats in their carriers, grab my ammo bag, my shotgun, some snacks, cat food and litter, drive to my grandparents' farm (about 30mins drive from backroads). We'll see how it goes from there.
>Jews >shitskin monkeys >rich white people >white söy people >major corporation owners and CEOs, especially those in the business of property management >for-profit hospital staff >firefighters & EMS workers >shitskin cops & overzealous cops >tow truck drivers (thiefs) >airline workers (their organizations treat people like human cattle)
Honestly no one. If there were a button to end the world I'd push it. There are so few truthful and respectable people left, too much sifting would need to be done. Better luck with another species taking over this planet or another world.
It depends on the specific scenario but largely my actions will be determined by how much resources are available and my ability to get more resources. If food becomes scarce enough, or medicine, or shelter; I suspect that most people will indeed become "raiders" for lack of a better term.
If you are sitting comfy at home well fed and taken care of it's hard to imagine resource scarcity. But go a day or two and you will see how irritable and desperate you become. I think that in a worst case scenario it will be kind of like that. Like a sort of free for all where a few self sufficient enclaves are at odds with roving bands of raiders and war parties.
Got damn bunch of gays. Having years of food is easy and cheap. Seal wheat and sugar in mylar. For few hundreds of dollars you can months of calories.
https://providentliving.churchofjesuschrist.org/food-storage?lang=eng
Shoot my family and then myself.
I honest to God love y’all homies like you wouldn’t believe
Wait for these guys to shoot themselves and their families and then do sex stuff with the bodies.
>do sex stuff with the bodies.
Explain? In detail. ...for a friend.
Wait for the necrofreaks to close with and destroy the first batch of quitters, then take them all out with a well-placed shot to the tannerite in the pillows.
>necrofreaks
Sounds like something out of bad 80's scifi dystopian fiction.
I would pay money to watch this.
Best I can do is Army of Darkness in HD.
Shoot myself and then my family
Jerk off before things go awry and then die when they do.
Run to the airport, figure out which jet is most likely heading to new Zealand, socially engineer my way aboard and ride it out in some rich guys bunker complex.
Or get shot on sight, which is also a preferable outcome
>show up
>all flights are grounded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=-ZGlaAxB7nI
>Except for the one flown for the King of Saudi Arabia
I'm thinking this is purely a coincidence and that anon survives tbh senpai.
Jerk off, and then shoot my family.
>verification not required
>take the car
>go to mom’s
>kill Phil (sorry)
>grab Liz
>go to The Winchester
>have a nice pint and wait for all this to blow over
Nice.
the only right answer
Put out 40lb of food for the dog, jerk off, shoot my family and then myself
Two chicks at the same time
no man
Depends, how much time do we have before the balloons go up?
I unironically don’t have a game plan. I’m banking on the system never collapsing
the only reasonable post. i would bootlick and redcoat to keep the status quo.
>the only reasonable post. i would bootlick and redcoat to keep the status quo.
I would burn down the local libraries and schools, and destroy the local internet infrastructure, and then rebuild my community in my own image. I would be a prophet, not entirely unlike Moses, Jesus, or Muhammad, and we would go visit other tribes, rape and kill them, and loot their possessions. I would also cut the penises off of all the men (except myself) so they wouldn't be able to have sex with any girls, but would still produce enough testosterone to be useful in raids and for doing heavy manual labor.
>What's your unironic gameplan for a SHTF scenario?
Put on my robe and wizard hat, then cast meteo for the good of the world. Also cast protection from projectiles so I don't get an... arrow in the knee! Lol!
Stay at my house in the country shooting trespassers until it either blows over or I’m forced to leave in search of resources.
Die
Shoot my family.
>Take car
>Drive towards the coast
>If roads unusable due to roadblocks, congestion, deathsquads, etc; stop by a farm and acquire an offroader, keep going
>Go to a marina
>Acquire a 40-ish feet sailyacht
>Get the frick away and eat fish
The ocean is the real, practical bug out option, assuming it's not full on invasion follow up to nukes.
You'd get sick from all of the pollutants. You can't eat just fish.
>go to farm
>farmer refuses to part with his offroader
>you get shot and fed to the pigs
Try again
I'll unironically stay in my property with my supplies. Chickens and wife, entire extended family lives nearby and everyone is armed and prepped. The community is tight with the other nearby farms so we'll just shoot treaspasers until it blows up. If it doesn't I guess we all going back to subsistence farming sooner or later
Hunker down hairy Dawgs
Shitpost while ignoring calls from friends & family. Just like when shit isn't hitting the fan, really.
i own a cessna 172. I'd fly to a small island, crossing my fingers i'm not shot down by some radar shit on the way.
if i'm shot down, i'll parachute out like a badass with my gear and just run into the woods
if i make it to the island, fricking based. i'm basically free of whatever gay stuff is going on. I just hang out on my island, create defenses and shit like that, while making it look like nobody lives there so i'm left alone. i'd create an underground bunker. i'd also make sure to bring a few little girls with me, because children weigh less.
>island
>little girls
I know who's behind this post
based, hanging out with bill and donald
Trump was not on the list of those who went to the island, anon.
Disregarding the little girl part, this has always been my dream SHTF plan. Get a floatplane and use it to build and stock a cabin on some remote lake with no road access, have it as a comfy hunting/fishing spot if SHTF never happens and as secure of a location as you could hope for if it does.
>Disregarding the little girl part
Anon, don't be edgy now. It's literally in the first layer of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
You're my hero Jeffery
>because children weigh less.
lost
it's an important consideration, you can't carry that much in a 172 with full gas.
apparently I just have to loot the empty houses from all the familicide/suicides that are gonna take place. me and my family will be set for life..
Okay but I’m burning my house down after I shoot the kids to prevent looters from desiccating our grave.
What do you care if I use your wifes underwear or not?
Don't be greedy and leave something for us survivors.
Otherwise I will turn your burned house into the cesspit for my future survivor society.
You’re greedy for not shooting yourself and then your family. Have you ever stopped to consider that?
You mean desecrating unless you're worried about people mummifing your corpses
Mumification is the only way to live forever.
wtf, are they doing it purposely
Shoot his family with happiness vibes and good feelings then settle in for a banquet.
based and inheriting the earth pilled.
Trying to outlast everyone else is essentially the best plan, so many will just roll over that it’s worth it to hang on and see what happens, might be fun might be worse and if the worlds over anyway then who cares I guess.
Going to shid and cum my pants
Start a raider gang
Kill myself
I'll have to switch over to radio based shit posting.
>live in HunGAYry
>already a SHTF shithole
>meh, can't get any worse than this
>dance the csárdás and eat csirkepaprikás
Frick my sister.
This is reply unnacceptably late. Hyperborean snow goggle workshop is degrading.
>sister
>inb4 some anon fricked his sister at hawaii because they thought they were gonna get nuked
>inb4 there was a doujin for this. i can't remember
providing its not a nuke exchange...the following.
Grab pre arranged Bags.
Dump keep sakes into pre arranged duffle.
load vehicle and leave for strong hold area.
Once in strong hold area - proceed to bring order to the surrounding area with my already preassembled company.
Prepare for the entry of Chinese regular expeditionary force into the Western Sea board.
Decent plan but id grab whiskey or rum. Sake is weeb shit and tastes like rice cum
He meant keepsakes you alcoholic
Hang out with my 120 lbs of dry food, water purification, guns and ammo. What else would I do? Where would I even go?
Cuddle with my wife, take high dose of xanax, then when I start feeling it hit, take a killer dose of ketamine. I'd rather die in the arms of someone I love than go through the pain of enduring last days of civilization and then die anyway
Innawoods wtf?
Stop fantasizing about the apocalypse and come back to reality. Your parents miss you.
44 replies and nobody is eating people yet? I would think from day 1
Depends on a scenario.
Probably go in the basement bunker complex because my apartment building has that for such reasons. Or if I have more time, move to my parents summer cottage. It is stocked up for food for a few months and does not need electricity even if it has its own generator and solar panels for emergencies.
You will be found, raped and eaten. You are just kidding yourself if you don't think that.
I don't actually live in some Black paradise so that is unlikely.
I’m poor enough to be part of the eaters/looters I would leave the comfy cabin alone personally.
become a bug keeper, maybe breed the largest ones together, see what happens
Dont frick bugs anon
>bug keeper,
This is the 5th grade level of average American English skills.
>days without entire world seething over america: 0
A buggist or a buggerer then whatever
Why don't you do that now?
Those are indigenous to my area and they are scary as shit
What kind?
Play Fallout 3 casette tape in front of parents with a big smile.
Get mad when they dont get it.
assume the victory position
There's an empty radio station about a mile from my house. It's only been empty a year, and everything is still in good working condition. A nearby business has a roof full of solar panels. I hook up the panels to the transmitter, and become THREE DOG, AND THIS IS GALAXY NEWS RADIO. Bringing you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts.
Yessssss
Can I be the Quasar Kid?
I guarantee you cannot run a radio tower off bubbas solar system
Wouldn't give enough power to start up the FM exciter. Maybe if you had an AM Station out of some Jerry rigged HAM Radio gear.
>fun to think about though..
would listen to
Has anyone considered printing out the screenshots they take on this site and storing them away? If SHTF enough to lose the internet we may not get this place back.
I guarantee you there's at least a few autists here that have printed out tons of shtf info to be stored just in case. The higher tier autists have it on computers in faraday cages and they have solar panels and generators to access if shtf
Family myself and then shot my.
I'd end up stuck with my family and after about 2 days of my sister complaining about everything I'd signal the nearest drone to blow me the frick up.
Post pic of sissy. Clothed is fine.
Home has measures to keep the wife, the dog, and I alive for a few weeks. So probably just hunker down until I know more.
Unless I lose them early. Then it's IRL tarkov.
What do you define SHTF?
>Economic collapse
I'm an electrical engineer with a history of working abroad, I'm sure some country will take me in if there's absolutely no more work
>Natural disaster
I guess see how I can help out if its my community affected
>Civil War
Let the morons kill each other
>plague or sickness
I have several months of food and water, so I guess just sit it out until it runs its course
>I have several months of food and water
no, youre just holding it for someone tougher than you
How do you know he's not the toughest?
He's on /k/, homosexual.
I mean having a gun is all it takes to defend a house unless they are bringing heavy equipment
bad guys have guns too, anon
A house typically has 4 sides. The attic is a 100% blind spot. Just burn them alive out of spite in a scorched earth/attic policy when they don't surrender. They will come running out with thier hair on fire andcdinner is served.
have you ever met an engineer?
russian and chinese soldiers are being airdropped in your town as you read this
But the veh deh veh is gone for good and china is really far away
>heavy implications.
>Let the morons kill each other
oh my sweet summer child. most people don't even get to choose what side of a civil war they are on, let alone whether or not they want to fight in it.
Reddit ass homosexual go back
no, just actually studied civil wars and revolutions. you don't get to opt-out. now keep seething you literal brainless, sheltered homosexual.
>forcible recruitment
Whatever army decides to do that is led by idiots. It'd be asking for deserters, defectors, and other manner of problems.
>forcible recruitment
that's not even how it work. when someone is shelling your town, what do you do? are you on their side? they are going to loot your home when they get to you, do you fight them?
at what point does which side you want to be on matter?
you can flee and lose almost everything
stay and lose almost everything and maybe die
fight and die
fight and drive them off
at no point does ideology play a significant roll after fighting starts.
Wish I had actually started on my garden and chickens. Probably just bug in.
If it's nuclear drive north with my family since the only big city is to the south
If it's anything else grab my guns, barricade the house, and entrench in the attic with my emergency supplies and my family until things calm down
>Get family out of dodge somehow
>Join government backed militia
>Hunt down /k/gays and their MEAL Team Six militias/cells
>Execute all traitors to the Union
I live in rural Wisconsin so my plan is just to shelter in place and hang out with the cows while the rest of the worlds goes crazy.
Your sheriff better be prepared to call up a posse to stop the screaming hordes of buttholes coming up the county road, bro.
farmers would probably run them over with a armored combine
Killdozer 2: Road Warrior
> What's your unironic gameplan for a SHTF scenario?
Imagine this fricker running towards with that same gleeful face
Something something Hawaii
i simply ignore it
Once I get my land set up Ill be good to ho. But if it happens before then.. prolly just stay where I am, organize with neighbors to make sure we are all working together to stay safe. It all depends on what kind of shit hits the fan though really.
Nukes- no one will survive unless they already live in a bunker or absolute middle of Canada nowhere.
Economic collapse- oh well.. live with what youve got, be useful, work with your community. Beware Black folk
>Nukes- no one will survive unless they already live in a bunker
So dumb. Def not a child of the bomb. Nuclear war IS survivable AND winnable! Death to all PREverts!
wait for US or state government to rescue me
here's a list of people who are moronic:
- preppers
- ammo hoarders
- silver boomers
Will you wait for the police to show up during a home invasion? It's time to start blasting.
home invasion is not "SHTF"
Sure, but you're waiting for other men to save you--like you're some damsel in distress--either way.
moronic take
we live in a society
no society during SHTF
>>no society during SHTF
I continue to be amazed at how low americans think of their country
one large enough disaster and United States of America is no more, people just submit to gangs and warlords instantly
it's an absolute disgrace
our politicans couldn't even share masks nicely during the peak FEAR FACTOR time of wuhan chimera.
No shit moron our government spent the last 35 years demoralizing and robbing us, frick them and their lackeys.
>wait for US or state government to rescue me
Based low IQ Democrats.
Go read some stories about the dome during katrina, hell read about the response in general. No one is coming to save you in any quick fashion, it takes forever for the gov to get its shit together normally let alone some black swan event.
>About 1.2 million residents of the Gulf Coast were covered under a voluntary or mandatory evacuation order.
>On January 4, 2023, the National Hurricane Center (NHC) updated the Katrina fatality data based on a report by Rappaport (2014) which reduced the number from an estimated 1,833 to 1,392.
>The largest loss of life in Hurricane Katrina was due to flooding caused by engineering flaws in the flood protection system, particularly the levee[3] around the city of New Orleans.[4] Eventually, 80% of the city, as well as large areas in neighboring parishes, were flooded for weeks.[5] The flooding destroyed most of New Orleans's transportation and communication facilities, leaving tens of thousands of people who did not evacuate the city prior to landfall with little access to food, shelter, and other basic necessities.
>largest catastrophe and government handling failure in the US
>0.1% of actually dying, almost all casualties were due to actual tornado due to morons not evacuating
it amuses me that americans, even the ones that supposedly "don't trust the media" still don't have a slightest bit of critical thinking and cannot look at the numbers, preferring to ingest the journalist stories designed to wring an emotion
Im a single nurse working for the local goverment hospital so whatever they tell me to do
If society breaks down and violence rules I try to get myself one of those decked out mp5s
You’re a nurse moron, the most anyone in the gov will give you is a cut to your pay.
>10 put on stove
>20 jerk off
>30 put out dog food for the dogs
>40 jerk off
>50 shoot family
>60 try to jerk off
>70 shoot self
>80 if survive goto 60
My family tends to be in a different country, but since we're pulling more shit out of our ass than the average economist, maybe I'll be an artilleryman by the time shit meets fan.
Pick up my wife, pick up my in-laws, drive to my parent's house, life off of peanut butter and water for a few weeks.
After that I start hunting people for us to eat
Here's my little cannibal.
>Muster with fellow Nasty Girls
>Restore local order
>Restore order through the state
>Support other Nasty Girl units and local law enforcement in restoring order
>Order is restored.
>Spies, fifth columnists, and separatists are liquidated.
>Spies, fifth columnists, and separatists are liquidated.
yeah you're getting hung from a bridge
Shut up and get in the back of the truck, Earl.
>Usher in the Starship Troopers timeline
Step one is to kill all the neighbours who made my life harder than it had to be for thirty years. Step two is to make jerky from their meat. Step three is to mix chemicals to throw down at the passing leftist militias.
Question. How do you cook without attracting other people in a collapse scenario?
If you're outside and cooking with a wood fire you can use a dakota firepit
Imma level with you. I was thinking about cooking animals in an urban environment.
Assuming you mean while on the move (since if I'm bugging-in then I can cook in the kitchen just fine with a camp stove set up on one of the counters), dig a small pit or build a ring of rocks for your camp stove to hide any light from the flame. Alternatively, use an alcohol fuel stove since the flames from those can be pretty hard to see at the best of times.
If you have to rely on a woodfire then dig a Dakota fire hole.
> can cook in the kitchen just fine with a camp stove set up on one of the counters
How much carbon monoxide would that generate? More than natural gas?
I wonder if it's possible to connect a bunch of these small solar panels and make a phone charger.
Solar somewhat sucks in SHTF. If you have a mobile or permanent setup a small converted gasoline to woodgas dual fuel generator with an inverter and lead acid batteries that can be stripped and reused is king for high power needs. Low power needs like phone charging can be done with thermoelectric chargers. For those who know, there's also a method of converting a gasoline engine into a plasmoid generator that warms up on woodgas first, theoretically allowing fulltime offgrid power generation for a month or more with about a cord of wood fuel.
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This is too much for my situation I'm afraid. I'll look into it though.
Also for smaller generators (500-900w) charcoal fuel feed tends to works best, you can even convert a four wheeler or dirt bike to wood gas if you get the boiler size and mounting done right. Though technically the best prepping method is to live without any electricity at all (early 1800s farm style), though this makes any instant long distance communication basically impossible.
I’m going to the zoo to shoot all of the monkeys
I find a prepper family to mooch off, and then slowly replace their son with my superior charisma.
What mental illness causes people to make these?
Bad pearenting.
Top kek because I'm fully convinced that this image
was made solely for that exact pun
Came here to maybe learn something.
Learned on the last day of humanity there's gonna be lots of jerking off.
Why do peppers love gas masks so much? They look cool but there's next to no chance you'd ever need one. And even if you did a 3M respirator would do the same job at a fraction the price.
>you HAVE to buy this $500 gas mask or you are going to die
Whats the point of living if you can't look cool?
But you would never look cool with a gas mask because you'd never wear one for any length of time if you didn't have to. It's just another thing for preppers to consume so it can rot on a shelf till the end of time.
Nah, I have an FM12 I keep in my garage for painting and sanding. Cheaper than the expensive ass 3m full face masks and it looks neat.
I can imagine a few somewhat realistic situations where one might be useful, like what if there's a chimpout and the rioters steal tear gas from the cops and try to use it to force you out? IMO that's a relatively plausible and survivable kind of SHTF too, the kind of thing that's come pretty close to happening in recent years and one where you'd only need to hold out for a day or two tops before the national guard showed up or whatever.
>but there's next to no chance you'd ever need one.
?????
Even in a mild SHTF peaceful protest there's going to be tear gas thrown around.
Become a warlord or die trying.
Depends what kind of shtf. But mostly probably bug in and snipe brownies from my apartment window
Call my parents for a few minutes and tell them bye, then spend the last 15 or so minutes on the porch with a beer and wait. I live 2 miles from a major air force base where I work so I'm dead no matter what I do.
Frick ya mudda
Sounds messy, I’m gonna need a mop.
Shoot my family while jerking off
It is very interesting to me that some Americans think weapons would be of any use during an actual SHTF scenario.
You have to be constantly moving and trying to stay hidden. Guns are heavy, require ammo that you can't craft yourself, require gunpowder which can go bad if it's not properly stored + can run out.
My plan is to get on a bike, try to get out of the city as fast as possible then try to gather fruits and bugs and set up traps to catch small game. For self defense I would use a knife or a small hatchet, but I would mainly try to stay out of trouble and stay hidden.
Most of my time would be spent setting up and repairing traps and hiding. I think it would not be a very glamorous life but sustainable.
Anyone who has to constantly move and hide is obviously not prepared.
Also, even if I had to constantly move and weight was that big of an issue a rifle is still a mandatory item. Good luck killing a deer or a squirrel with an axe. If you're constantly on the move good luck trapping. Bows take a lot more time to learn than guns and if you're not good before SHTF you'll probably die before you get good. A bow will still weigh ~4lbs, will take up more space than a rifle, and is more likely to break.
In order to completely run out of ammo in SHTF I'd either have to be a really bad shot or magically transported to mogadishu
Bugging out is moronic
If you are not moving and hiding using a rifle would be even more of a liability since a single shot would give away your location to everyone in your geographical area. I've only went to the shooting range once (very expensive) and you are right that bows are MUCH harder to use and are far less lethal than guns. Still, their advantages when it comes to stealth and longevity far outweigh that of guns.
I had no idea ... still I would think it'd get in your way and slow you down considerably
it's all the estrogen they feed us bro
>I’ve only went to the shooting range once
Opinion binned you fricking moron.
>Guns are heavy
ar15s are like 7 lbs. the clothes you wear probably weigh more than that.
>the clothes you wear probably weigh more than that.
wtf are you wearing? chain mail?
Yes.
>"g-guns are heavy!!!'
>"i'll ride a bike and scrounge for bugs and berries!!"
>"i can defend myself with a knife, after all, no bobbies around after the apocalypse to check my loicense"
Even with access to a laboratory and the greatest minds of our age, you could not construct a more perfectly eurocuck post.
Small game traps are a waste of time unless you know what yr doing. Opportunistic hunting while you flail around waiting to get raped and enslaved by pakis seems to be your best bet.
Take a nice glorious dump on the porcelain throne, then a good hot shower. Check all my guns, replace the batteries, and just chill out reading a book with the NOAA channel running on low.
Seal wheat and sugar in mylar easy and cheap.
https://providentliving.churchofjesuschrist.org/food-storage/home-storage-center-locations-map?lang=eng
Ive got a frick ton of propane for a gas stove that I used to use a lot for camping. Also a little alcohol stove for when I run out. Ive got a case of 190 proof Everclear vodka that I can burn in it, also could be used to sterile things and I can get druk on it as well..works out great. I also keep a frick ton of candles if I need light in my house at night. My only issue right now bugging in would be water. Seeing how I live in a residential area if the water went out Id be fricked.
I dont expect a total SHTF moment to ever happen and peopleto start Mad maxxing. To reach that point it would take years. The worst that could happen would be natural disasters causing the infrastructure to fall apart, power and utilities being shut off. Economic and societal collapse is already happening but its at a slow rate so many people dont notice. It wont be a quick happening, just a slow subtle decay we have been witnessing for the past 60 years.
Grab guns+whatever supplies I have on-hand, get together with friends who have their guns+whatever supplies they have on-hand, go from there. Probably raid local grocery stores, co-ops, pharmacies, etc. to get what we need then find somewhere to hole up. I'm pretty useless for anything but simple labour, but between all of us we've got a decent selection of skills that would be useful.
Die in a first strike. I live next door to an air defense wing, if things pop off I will definitely get hit in the crossfire.
Invest heavily in NFTs.
Be too afraid to kill myself and then die from my immune system collapsing and diarrhea after drinking water from a contaminated source. Maybe beat up an old person before I meet my demise. T. euro
I dont know why I typed that I would maybe beat up a old people, I dont want to. Feels wrong.
Its ok anon, we all know u meant to type beat off an old person
And honestly that would be a good use of your talents. Boomer Bill will keep u safe and warm and im sure old folks aint to picky about whos lips are on their wrinkly wieners
Honestly, stay home and wait. All of my neighbors are over 60. Most have medical issues.
At least a third are on oxygen. So all I have to do is wait a week or two and free food stashes. Only good side about living in suburbia
my friend has land in oklahoma, and a few houses on it that his relatives live off of, he could take me and most of my friends there and we would be fine
if its really bad then atf laws go out the window, and i'll just make whatever i want, and theres a stockpile of guns of ammo there
>he could take me and most of my friends there and we would be fine
pretty bold assumption anon
Lol someone post the sniper b8 meme
Do anything I want to.
steal a plane and go live in one of those big inhabited islands in patagonia
im bugging IN
I dont know what the fantasy is with bugging out, unless you have the money to have a second place somewhere or a legit cabin/bunker in the woods. I wanted that, but cost of living means thats at least 10+ years away if we even make it that long. Ive been stocking up my house. Thankfully I live in a smallish town so im not as worried. The worst id have to do is bug out to get to my house. Its got extra food, water, medicine, supplies, weapons, ect. I cant fit all that in some 511 backpack and frick off into the woods
If im dying anywhere, it'll be under my own roof
For must people in most situations, bugging-in is going to be the best choice.
Still, it's worth having a BOB in the sense of having a backpack with a change of clothes, phone charger, food, cash for a tank of gas and a hotel room, etc in case you need to gtfo because flood waters are rolling in or your house is on fire or whatever.
Can I bring my GF to crash with you
I can bring my own weapons, can cook pretty well
sure, ill take your gf and your weapons
stay on my property and use my food/water I've stored up until I'm forced to go scavenging if it lasts that long. Anyone I don't know setting foot on my property is getting shot and having their head mounted on a pike. If a group of people decide they want to try their hand at raiding, they're going to meet mr belt fed but hopefully I'll just be left the frick alone
Hunt the insane amount of deer near my grandfather’s cabin with my K11.
Smoke the meat. Kidnap/ convince a girl to live in my cabin.
Also I have like 200 lbs of beans and rice
>Hunt the insane amount of deer near my grandfather’s cabin
You and every other heavy footed dipshit with their dads Glock that thinks they can score a meal in the woods.
Unless I have forewarning, I'm not making out of the city.
I'm going to Anon's house!
oh (you)
To jerk off and get shot.
Get my cats in their carriers, grab my ammo bag, my shotgun, some snacks, cat food and litter, drive to my grandparents' farm (about 30mins drive from backroads). We'll see how it goes from there.
plan? i aint got a plan
just gonna wing it
ERP with my AI gf one last time
Kill everyone I don't like. This includes:
>Jews
>shitskin monkeys
>rich white people
>white söy people
>major corporation owners and CEOs, especially those in the business of property management
>for-profit hospital staff
>firefighters & EMS workers
>shitskin cops & overzealous cops
>tow truck drivers (thiefs)
>airline workers (their organizations treat people like human cattle)
>rich white people
>white söy people
same thing
No a lot of söy species are poor and just larp as affluent while living in a moldy apartment and only being able to afford a bike or moped.
Who would be left?
Honestly no one. If there were a button to end the world I'd push it. There are so few truthful and respectable people left, too much sifting would need to be done. Better luck with another species taking over this planet or another world.
I just want to be king for a day. Exterminating all humanity would be such a loss. Imagine all the ayyylmaos that would go unraped
Would co-op with.
Go see which of my neighbours killed themselves.
Eat their Cheerios and drink their bier
Go inna mountains
You never see none in the snowy mountains yet there are resources and food
It depends on the specific scenario but largely my actions will be determined by how much resources are available and my ability to get more resources. If food becomes scarce enough, or medicine, or shelter; I suspect that most people will indeed become "raiders" for lack of a better term.
If you are sitting comfy at home well fed and taken care of it's hard to imagine resource scarcity. But go a day or two and you will see how irritable and desperate you become. I think that in a worst case scenario it will be kind of like that. Like a sort of free for all where a few self sufficient enclaves are at odds with roving bands of raiders and war parties.
shit on the fan
I live in Philadelphia. When SHTF I will either be the S or the F but in either event things will not go well for no matter how well I prepare.
real answer; 1. hunker the frick down with my six month supply of emergency survival food, water, and gun. 2. pray
Die. Probably cold and hungry.
Same but only if I don't become an hero before something or someone else kills me.
stay home and drink while occasionally shooting outside my window.
Got damn bunch of gays. Having years of food is easy and cheap. Seal wheat and sugar in mylar. For few hundreds of dollars you can months of calories.
https://providentliving.churchofjesuschrist.org/food-storage?lang=eng
Imagine not being ready
>angry mormon noises
Nothing but carbs all day every day, and beans being your protein source is gonna kill the air in your bunker.