But even suppressive fire is enough to scare them off. Less legal trouble that way, because you have to account for three bodies in court if you kill them all, but you could save ammo and time by just scaring them off with suppressive fire.
It's not a like a military conflict, I've scared off burglars with just a machete, they are just trying to steal shit for money.
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>It's not like* a military conflict, I've scared off burglars with just a machete
Fear is the mind killer, psychological domination, courage and a contest of wills
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This. They want an easy mark and if they think you will fight back they will go find a grandma or single mom to rob.
No they don't, OP video related. DGUs come out on top of multiple armed attackers all the time. They normally flee as fast as possible when you shoot back, and if not, you've probably tagged at least one in the counter-ambush and have good odds.
Yeah, are they going to bunker down for a prolonged firefight and wait for the cops to show up? They just want to steal shit and then run off, getting shot at can make them think "this is too much" and flee, it's a psychological thing.
No, they don't unless you chose a stupid place to live which is entirely your fault. City dwellers deserve to be raped and murdered for their foolish choice.
Not him, but I wondered about loading a birdshot first sometimes. The possibility of blinding a man seems too risky than simply causing immediate collateral.
No. Legally speaking, you don't shoot to kill or maim, you shoot to stop the threat. That means you need to stop the guy breaking into your house ad fast as you possibly can. The fastest way of doing that is shutting off his central nervous system or his heart with some well placed buckshot.
Not him, but I wondered about loading a birdshot first sometimes. The possibility of blinding a man seems too risky than simply causing immediate collateral.
You guys are genuinely cracked out if you think birdshot won't kill within HD ranges >inb4 someone inevitably posted about that one chick who got shot by that mass shooter gay and lived
Ah yes, I too base my ammo choices on one singular incedent, that's why I never leave the house without atleast 10 extra mags
There are plenty of instances of people being shot at close range with birdshot and surviving.
There's even one instance with an attempted murder suicide. The victim was a woman named Connie Culk -- Her husband shot her point blank in the face and then turned the gun on himself. Both of them survived, but Connie was obviously horribly maimed.
While you can say a hit like that to the face would probably end the fight right away, you cannot be sure you're going to get them right in the face like that or that you won't have some injured guy blindfiring at you.
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>There are plenty of instances of people being shot at close range with birdshot and surviving.
I don't have it saved, but there was a video of the attempted mass shooter a few years ago where the guy shot some lady in the chest from 10-20 feet away with birdshot and she just staggered off.
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A long time ago there was an incident where a kid got shot with birdshot three times at point blank, chest, lower abdomen, and arm, iirc. And he didn’t die someone found him later on and got him an ambulance.
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>There are plenty of instances of people being shot at close range with birdshot and surviving.
I don't have it saved, but there was a video of the attempted mass shooter a few years ago where the guy shot some lady in the chest from 10-20 feet away with birdshot and she just staggered off.
https://i.imgur.com/573JvXu.jpg
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You guys are genuinely cracked out if you think birdshot won't kill within HD ranges >inb4 someone inevitably posted about that one chick who got shot by that mass shooter gay and lived
Ah yes, I too base my ammo choices on one singular incedent, that's why I never leave the house without atleast 10 extra mags
Of course it can kill, but damn it a well aimed buck shot would obliterate a man’s skull like a clay pigeon.
Just use buck, there's zero reason not to. Like why settle for "ITS ALMOST AS GOOD" when it's readily available and cheap. When your life is on the line, it's ridiculous to use anything else.
Can't find it in a store? Buy it online.
#4 if you're worried about over pen.
No, because one is already dead (minimum). I displace while they're reacting and shoot the second. While the third is running I shoot him low so he dies slow, and then refuse to render aid while he begs and cries that he just needed the money.
This. And even if they run off after that, that’s felony murder once their friend dies and the cops actually do try to investigate when that happens. So the clock is ticking on the other two.
" you and your buddies came to MY home armed to the teeth with I assume the intent to kill me and steal from me, yet you expect mercy? Quarter given? Frick off thief, you could've gotten a fricking job, sold plasma, sold sperm not that anyone would want to be your kid let alone birth it, you could've done so much shit for quick cash and you decided the best option was to go to me for the stuff I earned and worked for with the sweat off my brow... I'm the fricking boogeyman, I'm the scary on the walls, I'm the bastard hiding in the shadows out of the corner of your eye, I'm a poltergeist, I'm a fricking omen of death and I've come to collect your soul just like you'd come to collect mine"
you don't wait many years for a home invasion to occur and then NOT monologue.
what the frick kind of trash life are you living?
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First of all >Hitler dubs checked
Second of all, I don't need to gloat to a dying man to feel better about myself. If I survive the encounter (likely), I'll know I'm hot shit, and that's good enough for me.
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>you don't wait many years for a home invasion to occur and then NOT monologue. >what the frick kind of trash life are you living?
Only maladjusted wannabes have a monolgue prepared. You don't WANT confrontation unless you're somebody who has literally never had one before. This reeks of fat kid with a tap out t shirt.
The most based thing I saw was a home invader who got shot by a kid who lived there, who then proceeded to default dance while he bled out, now that was funny and something I'd expect of a kid.
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Imagine the shame of being damned to hell for eternity, knowing that some Fortnite kiddie default danced over you as everything faded to black.
>I've faced gangs in the street but I've not got much worth stealing
I'm just not a man to be trifled with really, and I've never even need a gun to get respect in the hood, but these fellas with rifles look like professionals or semi-professionals, and they make marks from innocent people, like they are hunting other human beings
It just ain't right, it is a crime, and here in the South, we can legally kill them
>they look like professionals
no they look like Black folk with a standard rifle. >why are they ringing the doorbell >why does it look like only one of them has firepower >why did they not scout properly enough to locate and disable the camera >why are they all hudled by the doorframe
If this were my house and I saw this on my camera, I'd call 911 and inform them of three armed targets attempting a break in. Inform them that a shoot out would probably occur, and leave them on speaker.
You shoud already know your home layout well enough to set in a way that you could get them, but it would be hard for them to get you.
>I've faced gangs in the street but I've not got much worth stealing
I'm just not a man to be trifled with really, and I've never even need a gun to get respect in the hood, but these fellas with rifles look like professionals or semi-professionals, and they make marks from innocent people, like they are hunting other human beings
It just ain't right, it is a crime, and here in the South, we can legally kill them
If it's just you, with one gun, and not sons and guns, then take an advantageous position between your family and the robbers.
If you take a good position, and are fast and accurate, you can neutralize each one or die trying. It's just a matter of speed and accuracy, and you have the advantage being your own territory.
Apparently you just shut the front door and lock it, and then the burglars don't have the budget for that kind of action shot for their YT video, so you're OK.
>Call cops >Get told to run, hide, or cooperate with burglars demands >Cooperate, get shot immediately >hide, get shot a few minutes later >run, get shot by the cops that have been nervously gathering nearby and waiting until they have enough back up to do anything, but are spooked enough by a guy running down the street that they panic and mag dump you .5 seconds after yelling a command to stop.
Shoot and have them scatter immediately like you always see happen, because the reality is that they have no incentive to put themselves at additional risk sticking around for a gunfight when they've already blown their chance of stealing shit and the police will be responding shortly. If they still want to rob someone that night, they'll move on to someone who isn't already shooting at them.
>Unless they’re a cartel hit squad
What would you even be doing to attract their attention? Also at that point I'd highly recommend using something like pic related where the slide locks back when there's one round left in the mag.
No they have drug labs or operate in suburbs. Rivals could get the wrong house
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https://youtu.be/f_ujn1xP6sc
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>cartels manufacture drugs in populated areas in shit hole countries >therefore cartels are going to be operating a drug lab in US suburbs and rival cartels are going to be shooting up random homes looking for them
The lengths people will go to try to convince themselves that their John Wick fantasies could totally happen. The only winning moves for such a situation are: >not letting the area you live in get that bad in the first place >not living in an area that bad
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He’s just a moron who thinks breaking bad is real life
11 months ago
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They kinda do, but generally cartels only operate in border states, and not in texas.
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Boomers in the south west will make up whatever they have to in order to convince themselves and the rest of the country that they live in some kind of war zone. Its total bullshit. >Pablo Escobar ran through my back yard!
>what are mules >what are storehouses
I don't think they do it very often now. Police came down on them pretty damned hard when cartels started doing home invasions in the early 2000s-2010s. I was a delivery driver during this time and swat teams are a surreal sight in upper scale neighborhoods that I saw several times, as well as a few instances of cordoning off large suburban shopping areas.
Boomers in the south west will make up whatever they have to in order to convince themselves and the rest of the country that they live in some kind of war zone. Its total bullshit. >Pablo Escobar ran through my back yard!
This, even when all three are armed, most people who aren't soldiers scatter when you shoot one of them, hell even cops and cartel guys do this because nobody wants to get shot unless they're fighting for their life.
Do you regularly piss off cartels?
depends on where you are, I got a buddy in mexico who had to talk down a cartle homosexual from shooting him in a club because he thought he was slighted. Everybody's in a gang, like Japan, but unlike Japan, they're way more violent and can use guns.
Wait in place to ambush them.
Fatal funnel the frick out of them when they try to enter a doorway, preferably with a semiautomatic rifle. It's somewhat likely to kill at least one of them off immediately when they're automatically the focal point of the room.
a fat man talking about self defense is the most ironic thing I can imagine. It shows a complete lack of ability to realistically weigh risks or manage impulses, which is exactly the opposite characteristics I want in anyone I take risk reduction advice from.
>claims he teaches evidence based self defense instruction >has apparently never seen the evidence showing that obeseity related illnesses are 1000x more likely to kill him prematurely than tyrone and his glock switch
Shoot through the door or go out the back door and sneak around to the front and flank them. do not allow violent criminals to escape so that they can continue to harm others, they must die.
>Use chair in my living room as light cover/concealment while the nog squad are kicking down my door >Load extra shell into the tube if I have enough time >Magdump as quickly as possible when the door gives in
Have fun trying to return fire when you're getting pelted with 18 pellets of 00 a second
(5:39 on second vid; it was a shotgun for the first shot, then the perp grabbed the dropped rifle)
Having the element of surprise counts for a lot when they need to enter through a chokepoint, and it's almost *impossible* for them to have initiative if they're forcing entry. It's quite unlikely they're going to handle that scenario a fraction as well. 00 Buckshot is Dead Right There material with good shot placement.
This. They want an easy mark and if they think you will fight back they will go find a grandma or single mom to rob.
and this. They don't have much to gain by engaging with the risk of being shot.
And, well...
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/oklahoma-man-uses-ar-15-kill-three-teen-home-intruders-n739541 >Police said all of the unidentified suspects were wearing black clothes, masks and gloves. One was armed with a knife and another with brass knuckles. Two of the intruders died in the kitchen, while the other reached the driveway, "before succumbing to his injuries," according to the statement.
Had this happen when I was living down in Florida. Neighbor's pilled up children where wandering around trying doors after midnight. Itshabbening.exe. Saw two shirtless trashy white boys trying to open the screen door so I cracked open the front door, leaving the security door between us, and my .44 out. >oh he-hey dude is this 54 Treecum Circlejerk? >No >This isn't Stacy Stacyton's house?! >No >Oh our bad bro, you want a beer? We got a cooler in our car over there >No thanks >All good bro, have a good night >You too
That's the closest to a home invasion, I've ever come to. Just some stoned morons wandering around. Florida is fricking weird.
If you can find the video without some flat slob waving his hands around with his face in the camera as if he has the face of great entertainment then i'll watch it, but not until then
Supposing I haven't been a complete moron upon looking at the camera feed I would >take off all my clothing >yell "Dave's not here man" and mag dump door with my trusty problem solva immediately deafening myself. >unenroll one future scientist from college, causing the one with the rifle to jump and ND into the other hooligan. >retreat backward into house and retrieve my Braced Pistol(tm) with 37mm underbarrel Flare Launcher(tm) and secure with brace and katana. >come back out front door after the hooligan with the rifle finishes wildly mag dumping my porch and is fumbling to remember if they have a spare mag in their oversized hoodie >empty my Braced Pistol(tm) into the fleeing scoundrel. >fire off 37mm firework point blank at downed thug who got clipped by rifle, lighting him on fire. >take katana and cut head off the one I shot. Secure his rifle >flip it over >mfw Oz of weed taped to back >fail to hear cops arrive due to no ear pro >Get shot >wake up in a Costco in American Heaven(tm) >enjoy my unlimited hotdogs and 72 virgin range traps and chill with American Jesus while /misc/ and /k/ post about my escapades for weeks.
Dual weild my ou and semiauto shotty for the first 2 with some slugs , then proceed to rush the 3rd guy at supersanic speeeed so i can thrust my now blood crazed and erect member into the his eyehole (saying no hommo ofc because im not a homosexual) and frick his brains out of his skull , then proceed to bad dragon my cornhole untill the police find me and claim necessary self defense.
Or .. shoot them , they have to find me and i do not have to find them
Is it even possible to successfully shoot 3 attackers who are armed with guns and are actually determined, without getting into situations like you knowing that they're coming in advance and already having set up a defensive position? Rittenhouse managed to run into 3 determined attacker who didn't run away after he shot his other attackers, but only one had a gun and he ran up like one of the bad guys in John Wick before trying to use it, and one was completely unarmed.
Here's a grand master level USPSA shooter (ie someone who shoots about 50k rounds through their competition gun per year to maintain their skill level and has a sponsor to help them afford that) engaging 3 different targets. He's fast, but really isn't that fast when you consider the time it takes an attacker who has already gone far enough to identify themselves as a threat to return fire.
Every video gamers knows it's possible if opponents are noobs like you.
Pie corners. Peak to only see one, engage one, than peak more hit another and so one. Trick of fighting multiple opponents is to not fight them all at once.( BTW this is what IPSC/USPSA rules fail to recreate).
Is the guy with the AR wearing a fricking go pro? I guess it could be a head flashlight but that just seems like such a weird thing to bring to a home invasion, although I guess a go-pro would be too.
Well, they have to get inside first. That's not going to be easy.
Then they have to survive me mag dumping .308 through the walls about 3 feet off the ground until I decide to stop.
Do not recommend attempting it.
>Hear some dastardly ne'erdowells attempting a most unwelcome intrusion into my evening tea and crumpet >Most unfortunately for the esteemed gentlemen, I am a man of means and foresight, and have procured what I believe to be a most effective solution >No need to change into redcoat uniform, the governances of maritime law are followed in this household and my jacket is immaculately pressed >Don my tricorner hat, and remove the dust sheet from pic related with a flourish >My trusty tinderbox is readily filled with igniferous materials, my darling Meg is loaded and aimed with precision at my erstwhile front door >The aforementioned gentlemen of ill repute finally succeed in their endeavors, opening my door and framed by the gentle light of my living room chandelier >The momentary look of confusion and terror on their faces as they gaze into the 20-inch barrel is rather heartwarming >FOR KING AND COUNTRY! >BOOOOM! >Immediately go deaf >Meg is hurled backwards into the smoking room, alas I had no time to properly secure her at such a late hour >The three rapscallions are nowhere to be seen, save for 3 pairs of dishevelled boots with half an ankle sticking out >Neighbour Geoffery's house has 3 new doors, the man was an absolute rotter anyway >Having collected my bearings, sit back down in my wingback armchair and finish my crumpet with a smile >Worth it
Get them through the fatal funnel if I already have PID on them with my cameras. Failing that, my comically large log trap will get them in the front hall way, and as a backup, the punji pit before the stairs.
As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Shoot them
And they retun fire threefold
Not if I shoot them all first
Not as hard if you think if you are fast, accurate, have good cover, and kill without mercy or hesitation.
If that is the course of action you choose.
But even suppressive fire is enough to scare them off. Less legal trouble that way, because you have to account for three bodies in court if you kill them all, but you could save ammo and time by just scaring them off with suppressive fire.
It's not a like a military conflict, I've scared off burglars with just a machete, they are just trying to steal shit for money.
>It's not like* a military conflict, I've scared off burglars with just a machete
Fear is the mind killer, psychological domination, courage and a contest of wills
This. They want an easy mark and if they think you will fight back they will go find a grandma or single mom to rob.
No they don't, OP video related. DGUs come out on top of multiple armed attackers all the time. They normally flee as fast as possible when you shoot back, and if not, you've probably tagged at least one in the counter-ambush and have good odds.
Yeah, are they going to bunker down for a prolonged firefight and wait for the cops to show up? They just want to steal shit and then run off, getting shot at can make them think "this is too much" and flee, it's a psychological thing.
No, they don't unless you chose a stupid place to live which is entirely your fault. City dwellers deserve to be raped and murdered for their foolish choice.
city chads we're making mud hutters seethe again lmao
steel door
reinforced frame, hinges, lock
shoot first with birdshot, wide effect
Frick birdshot. That's a terrible choice. I'm not trying to cause ouchies to home intruders, I want to shred vital organs.
Not him, but I wondered about loading a birdshot first sometimes. The possibility of blinding a man seems too risky than simply causing immediate collateral.
Problem is that even if blind Jamal can just start panic firing
No. Legally speaking, you don't shoot to kill or maim, you shoot to stop the threat. That means you need to stop the guy breaking into your house ad fast as you possibly can. The fastest way of doing that is shutting off his central nervous system or his heart with some well placed buckshot.
You guys are genuinely cracked out if you think birdshot won't kill within HD ranges
>inb4 someone inevitably posted about that one chick who got shot by that mass shooter gay and lived
Ah yes, I too base my ammo choices on one singular incedent, that's why I never leave the house without atleast 10 extra mags
Of course it can kill, but damn it a well aimed buck shot would obliterate a man’s skull like a clay pigeon.
There are plenty of instances of people being shot at close range with birdshot and surviving.
There's even one instance with an attempted murder suicide. The victim was a woman named Connie Culk -- Her husband shot her point blank in the face and then turned the gun on himself. Both of them survived, but Connie was obviously horribly maimed.
While you can say a hit like that to the face would probably end the fight right away, you cannot be sure you're going to get them right in the face like that or that you won't have some injured guy blindfiring at you.
>There are plenty of instances of people being shot at close range with birdshot and surviving.
I don't have it saved, but there was a video of the attempted mass shooter a few years ago where the guy shot some lady in the chest from 10-20 feet away with birdshot and she just staggered off.
A long time ago there was an incident where a kid got shot with birdshot three times at point blank, chest, lower abdomen, and arm, iirc. And he didn’t die someone found him later on and got him an ambulance.
Just use buck, there's zero reason not to. Like why settle for "ITS ALMOST AS GOOD" when it's readily available and cheap. When your life is on the line, it's ridiculous to use anything else.
Can't find it in a store? Buy it online.
#4 if you're worried about over pen.
>Decisive racoon victory
And so I return fire two fold.
Flank and continue to shoot
Ya but I trained extensively with my gun and they have not.
Oh well. Keep shooting.
Overpen the 2 guys standing in a line, then clutch the 1v1
Unless you're a scrub
No, because one is already dead (minimum). I displace while they're reacting and shoot the second. While the third is running I shoot him low so he dies slow, and then refuse to render aid while he begs and cries that he just needed the money.
This. And even if they run off after that, that’s felony murder once their friend dies and the cops actually do try to investigate when that happens. So the clock is ticking on the other two.
" you and your buddies came to MY home armed to the teeth with I assume the intent to kill me and steal from me, yet you expect mercy? Quarter given? Frick off thief, you could've gotten a fricking job, sold plasma, sold sperm not that anyone would want to be your kid let alone birth it, you could've done so much shit for quick cash and you decided the best option was to go to me for the stuff I earned and worked for with the sweat off my brow... I'm the fricking boogeyman, I'm the scary on the walls, I'm the bastard hiding in the shadows out of the corner of your eye, I'm a poltergeist, I'm a fricking omen of death and I've come to collect your soul just like you'd come to collect mine"
>Gets shot in the back while autistically monologuing like a cartoon villain
Just kill and be done with it, you fricking homosexual.
you don't wait many years for a home invasion to occur and then NOT monologue.
what the frick kind of trash life are you living?
First of all
>Hitler dubs checked
Second of all, I don't need to gloat to a dying man to feel better about myself. If I survive the encounter (likely), I'll know I'm hot shit, and that's good enough for me.
>you don't wait many years for a home invasion to occur and then NOT monologue.
>what the frick kind of trash life are you living?
Only maladjusted wannabes have a monolgue prepared. You don't WANT confrontation unless you're somebody who has literally never had one before. This reeks of fat kid with a tap out t shirt.
The most based thing I saw was a home invader who got shot by a kid who lived there, who then proceeded to default dance while he bled out, now that was funny and something I'd expect of a kid.
Imagine the shame of being damned to hell for eternity, knowing that some Fortnite kiddie default danced over you as everything faded to black.
They're on the ground crawling away, I can play with my food if I want
>three dummies forcing their way through my prepared dildo corridor
Unlikely.
I've faced gangs the street but I've not got much worth stealing
Just as the buck is shot before the fawn, fellas such as these go after targets worth targeting
But out here, in the mountain forests, in the trees and swamps, it is very peaceful and I am left alone
If you have gold and silver for these days then you could consider a prayer or even arms, or an armed guard if that is in your budget
>I've faced gangs in the street but I've not got much worth stealing
I'm just not a man to be trifled with really, and I've never even need a gun to get respect in the hood, but these fellas with rifles look like professionals or semi-professionals, and they make marks from innocent people, like they are hunting other human beings
It just ain't right, it is a crime, and here in the South, we can legally kill them
>they look like professionals
no they look like Black folk with a standard rifle.
>why are they ringing the doorbell
>why does it look like only one of them has firepower
>why did they not scout properly enough to locate and disable the camera
>why are they all hudled by the doorframe
If this were my house and I saw this on my camera, I'd call 911 and inform them of three armed targets attempting a break in. Inform them that a shoot out would probably occur, and leave them on speaker.
You shoud already know your home layout well enough to set in a way that you could get them, but it would be hard for them to get you.
If it's just you, with one gun, and not sons and guns, then take an advantageous position between your family and the robbers.
If you take a good position, and are fast and accurate, you can neutralize each one or die trying. It's just a matter of speed and accuracy, and you have the advantage being your own territory.
Apparently you just shut the front door and lock it, and then the burglars don't have the budget for that kind of action shot for their YT video, so you're OK.
call the police and follow their instructions
And they break in and murder you
3:30
>one youtube video is all the proof i need
>Call cops
>Get told to run, hide, or cooperate with burglars demands
>Cooperate, get shot immediately
>hide, get shot a few minutes later
>run, get shot by the cops that have been nervously gathering nearby and waiting until they have enough back up to do anything, but are spooked enough by a guy running down the street that they panic and mag dump you .5 seconds after yelling a command to stop.
Shoot and have them scatter immediately like you always see happen, because the reality is that they have no incentive to put themselves at additional risk sticking around for a gunfight when they've already blown their chance of stealing shit and the police will be responding shortly. If they still want to rob someone that night, they'll move on to someone who isn't already shooting at them.
Unless they’re a cartel hit squad and they’re aiming to kill you
>Unless they’re a cartel hit squad
What would you even be doing to attract their attention? Also at that point I'd highly recommend using something like pic related where the slide locks back when there's one round left in the mag.
Cartel can use regular homes in the suburbs to throw police off or have them cause massive collateral damage
>cartel hit squads travel to US suburbs and kill random people in an organized fashion to throw police off
No they have drug labs or operate in suburbs. Rivals could get the wrong house
>cartels manufacture drugs in populated areas in shit hole countries
>therefore cartels are going to be operating a drug lab in US suburbs and rival cartels are going to be shooting up random homes looking for them
The lengths people will go to try to convince themselves that their John Wick fantasies could totally happen. The only winning moves for such a situation are:
>not letting the area you live in get that bad in the first place
>not living in an area that bad
He’s just a moron who thinks breaking bad is real life
They kinda do, but generally cartels only operate in border states, and not in texas.
>what are mules
>what are storehouses
I don't think they do it very often now. Police came down on them pretty damned hard when cartels started doing home invasions in the early 2000s-2010s. I was a delivery driver during this time and swat teams are a surreal sight in upper scale neighborhoods that I saw several times, as well as a few instances of cordoning off large suburban shopping areas.
10:50
Boomers in the south west will make up whatever they have to in order to convince themselves and the rest of the country that they live in some kind of war zone. Its total bullshit.
>Pablo Escobar ran through my back yard!
>the slide locks back when there's one round left in the mag.
That always seemed like a grim but reasonable feature to me.
Do you regularly piss off cartels?
That’s Juan Sicario from Sicario and Sicario 2: The Day of the Soldado, A Sicario Story.
Why would a cartel hit squad be after me? I’m white.
This, even when all three are armed, most people who aren't soldiers scatter when you shoot one of them, hell even cops and cartel guys do this because nobody wants to get shot unless they're fighting for their life.
depends on where you are, I got a buddy in mexico who had to talk down a cartle homosexual from shooting him in a club because he thought he was slighted. Everybody's in a gang, like Japan, but unlike Japan, they're way more violent and can use guns.
tactical withdrawal to kite them into the kill zone
Wait in place to ambush them.
Fatal funnel the frick out of them when they try to enter a doorway, preferably with a semiautomatic rifle. It's somewhat likely to kill at least one of them off immediately when they're automatically the focal point of the room.
1301 loaded with 00 buck and brenneke slugs.
This but 870 with #1
Superior .30 cal
its point blank range, it literally doesn't matter what you load your shotgun with. you aren't van helsing.
>he doesn't have silver shot shells for would-be Vampiric trespassers
ngmi
remote weapon station on the roof
Why does a fat man have to talk over the video? What does it achieve?
a fat man talking about self defense is the most ironic thing I can imagine. It shows a complete lack of ability to realistically weigh risks or manage impulses, which is exactly the opposite characteristics I want in anyone I take risk reduction advice from.
>claims he teaches evidence based self defense instruction
>has apparently never seen the evidence showing that obeseity related illnesses are 1000x more likely to kill him prematurely than tyrone and his glock switch
my plan is to support man on man anal in kiiiiv
Wow, its fricking nothing. No shooting no fight, fricking nothing. Just a guy talking that looks like he gets winded going up his porch steps.
Shoot through the door or go out the back door and sneak around to the front and flank them. do not allow violent criminals to escape so that they can continue to harm others, they must die.
stop trying to add morality to your desire to kill people legally.
i think you should get your head out of your own ass
Kill myself first so they can't get me
>andthenIjuststartedblastin.png
>Use chair in my living room as light cover/concealment while the nog squad are kicking down my door
>Load extra shell into the tube if I have enough time
>Magdump as quickly as possible when the door gives in
Have fun trying to return fire when you're getting pelted with 18 pellets of 00 a second
This.
(5:39 on second vid; it was a shotgun for the first shot, then the perp grabbed the dropped rifle)
Having the element of surprise counts for a lot when they need to enter through a chokepoint, and it's almost *impossible* for them to have initiative if they're forcing entry. It's quite unlikely they're going to handle that scenario a fraction as well. 00 Buckshot is Dead Right There material with good shot placement.
and this. They don't have much to gain by engaging with the risk of being shot.
And, well...
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/oklahoma-man-uses-ar-15-kill-three-teen-home-intruders-n739541
>Police said all of the unidentified suspects were wearing black clothes, masks and gloves. One was armed with a knife and another with brass knuckles. Two of the intruders died in the kitchen, while the other reached the driveway, "before succumbing to his injuries," according to the statement.
Had this happen when I was living down in Florida. Neighbor's pilled up children where wandering around trying doors after midnight. Itshabbening.exe. Saw two shirtless trashy white boys trying to open the screen door so I cracked open the front door, leaving the security door between us, and my .44 out.
>oh he-hey dude is this 54 Treecum Circlejerk?
>No
>This isn't Stacy Stacyton's house?!
>No
>Oh our bad bro, you want a beer? We got a cooler in our car over there
>No thanks
>All good bro, have a good night
>You too
That's the closest to a home invasion, I've ever come to. Just some stoned morons wandering around. Florida is fricking weird.
>What’s your plan for a 3v1
turn it first into 2 vs 1, then 1 vs 1 ..
A spicy treat under the doormat 🙂
This video is an argument for a solid door and not opening it like an idiot. Cameras and active lights are key.
Why the frick would you open your door at night for some unknown person, some people have no self preservation instinct at all.
Just shout “ Show us yer hands buttholes “xg
Lube
Everybody's talking about having a bad time, instead of turning it into a good time.
But not for me!
bump
>Link related on bluetooth audio system
>.30-caliber rebuttal to this home intrusion
Bingo. Exactly what I have loaded.
Guess I need to pick up some of these
If you can find the video without some flat slob waving his hands around with his face in the camera as if he has the face of great entertainment then i'll watch it, but not until then
If they break in, definitely a wakizashi. A katana would be too long for my entryway tbh kara.
>answering an unexpected knock at the door
>in the middle of the night
>for a total stranger
>without some kind of weapon in your hands
There's all kinds of fricking up happening here even before the actual home invasion happens.
Also, was the AR guy wearing a GoPro on his head?
Supposing I haven't been a complete moron upon looking at the camera feed I would
>take off all my clothing
>yell "Dave's not here man" and mag dump door with my trusty problem solva immediately deafening myself.
>unenroll one future scientist from college, causing the one with the rifle to jump and ND into the other hooligan.
>retreat backward into house and retrieve my Braced Pistol(tm) with 37mm underbarrel Flare Launcher(tm) and secure with brace and katana.
>come back out front door after the hooligan with the rifle finishes wildly mag dumping my porch and is fumbling to remember if they have a spare mag in their oversized hoodie
>empty my Braced Pistol(tm) into the fleeing scoundrel.
>fire off 37mm firework point blank at downed thug who got clipped by rifle, lighting him on fire.
>take katana and cut head off the one I shot. Secure his rifle
>flip it over
>mfw Oz of weed taped to back
>fail to hear cops arrive due to no ear pro
>Get shot
>wake up in a Costco in American Heaven(tm)
>enjoy my unlimited hotdogs and 72 virgin range traps and chill with American Jesus while /misc/ and /k/ post about my escapades for weeks.
>Almost epic
Superb
i have a little window on my door i talk through, and i even tell nuns to frick off through it
Bottomless pit under the carpet.
Only use the back door.
Dual weild my ou and semiauto shotty for the first 2 with some slugs , then proceed to rush the 3rd guy at supersanic speeeed so i can thrust my now blood crazed and erect member into the his eyehole (saying no hommo ofc because im not a homosexual) and frick his brains out of his skull , then proceed to bad dragon my cornhole untill the police find me and claim necessary self defense.
Or .. shoot them , they have to find me and i do not have to find them
>activate VATS
>queue up two headshots on each
>accept
Simple as.
Live in a first world country
>letting a 3v1 situation arise in public
get gud
Is it even possible to successfully shoot 3 attackers who are armed with guns and are actually determined, without getting into situations like you knowing that they're coming in advance and already having set up a defensive position? Rittenhouse managed to run into 3 determined attacker who didn't run away after he shot his other attackers, but only one had a gun and he ran up like one of the bad guys in John Wick before trying to use it, and one was completely unarmed.
Here's a grand master level USPSA shooter (ie someone who shoots about 50k rounds through their competition gun per year to maintain their skill level and has a sponsor to help them afford that) engaging 3 different targets. He's fast, but really isn't that fast when you consider the time it takes an attacker who has already gone far enough to identify themselves as a threat to return fire.
Every video gamers knows it's possible if opponents are noobs like you.
Pie corners. Peak to only see one, engage one, than peak more hit another and so one. Trick of fighting multiple opponents is to not fight them all at once.( BTW this is what IPSC/USPSA rules fail to recreate).
>Every video gamers knows it's possible if opponents are noobs like you.
Is the guy with the AR wearing a fricking go pro? I guess it could be a head flashlight but that just seems like such a weird thing to bring to a home invasion, although I guess a go-pro would be too.
>not activating your front door claymore
I mean, you have one, right?
Mines shaped like a yard gnome flipping the bird.
Well, they have to get inside first. That's not going to be easy.
Then they have to survive me mag dumping .308 through the walls about 3 feet off the ground until I decide to stop.
Do not recommend attempting it.
>cameras
>remote controlled turrets
>Hear some dastardly ne'erdowells attempting a most unwelcome intrusion into my evening tea and crumpet
>Most unfortunately for the esteemed gentlemen, I am a man of means and foresight, and have procured what I believe to be a most effective solution
>No need to change into redcoat uniform, the governances of maritime law are followed in this household and my jacket is immaculately pressed
>Don my tricorner hat, and remove the dust sheet from pic related with a flourish
>My trusty tinderbox is readily filled with igniferous materials, my darling Meg is loaded and aimed with precision at my erstwhile front door
>The aforementioned gentlemen of ill repute finally succeed in their endeavors, opening my door and framed by the gentle light of my living room chandelier
>The momentary look of confusion and terror on their faces as they gaze into the 20-inch barrel is rather heartwarming
>FOR KING AND COUNTRY!
>BOOOOM!
>Immediately go deaf
>Meg is hurled backwards into the smoking room, alas I had no time to properly secure her at such a late hour
>The three rapscallions are nowhere to be seen, save for 3 pairs of dishevelled boots with half an ankle sticking out
>Neighbour Geoffery's house has 3 new doors, the man was an absolute rotter anyway
>Having collected my bearings, sit back down in my wingback armchair and finish my crumpet with a smile
>Worth it
cool dude you just copied a meme from 6 years ago. do you want some upvotes?
Suck my dick Black person it's still funny, just like the deer fricking meme that's been posted 8 thousand times
nuh
>standing in front of the coffin like a dipshit
you already lost lmao
Dogs, I have guns and dogs. You know what's smarter and more brave than a Black person? Almost any dog, my dogs even more so.
Get them through the fatal funnel if I already have PID on them with my cameras. Failing that, my comically large log trap will get them in the front hall way, and as a backup, the punji pit before the stairs.
As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.