What's your ideal EOTW SHTF weapon?

For me it's the Stanley Fatmax Fubar, a combination pick / sledge / crowbar / giant wrench. It weighs in at exactly eight pounds, is made of a single piece of forged stainless steel, and can shuck a battle tank open given an hour or two. It retails at a reasonable $49.99. Shop smart. Shop S-mart.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Also you only get one weapon, and no ranged weapons allowed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >only get one weapon
      Wrong again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is a bomb a ranged weapon if I keep holding on to it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean if I'm following those rules I might as well just lay down and die. If you want to survive the SHTF get a rock sling, a hatchet and a skinning knife. Also get something that shoots black powder and memorize the basic formula to make the shit. My recommendation is a muzzle loading rifle with a piezo electric ignition modification or any wheellock.

      The sling for fighting humans and hunting small game, hatchet for fighting humans and for a multi tool, and the powder gun is for fighting humans and hunting large game without the need for percussion caps.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why are you assuming you can't just
        >wait inside your well-stocked home
        >with your well-stocked ammo and weapons
        >awaiting the mob of the hungry
        >and rarely firing a shot
        ?

        you'll never go through 1,000 rounds of 5.56 in SHTF. you'll hoard it.
        why would you abandon your familiar shelter in a time of crisis? that is the safest place in your life, the easiest to live in, and you're already postured to defend it. if you're forced to go innawoods then you're likely already dead. and who says you'll even make it innawoods in SHTF?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anything could happen in an eotw shtf situation that could cause you to be displaced

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >hypothetically, you could be displaced from your house
            hypothetically, you could take all the guns away from people.
            this is what you sound like.
            there's few if any realistic SHTF scenarios where you'd have to leave your home. home is where you're safest and you're king of the hill with food, water, shelter, and firearms. you stand a much better chance with a full belly in a shelter than you do trapping and hunting in an unfamiliar area... going innawoods is throwing away an incredible amount of advantage.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >be displaced from house
              >somehow remove every single gun
              Surely these are similar amirite

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Shelters can be burned. Survivors can come back for revenge. Unless you've got numbers and strong fortifications sheltering in place is only permanent for as long as it takes for word of you to spread.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this is assuming your enemy is
            a) informed about your existence,
            b) intent on your destuction,
            c) skilled enough to carry it out against your defenses, and
            d) not already starved to death or dead from infighting.
            all of these need to be the case before your hypothetical *has a chance* of playing out. in all other scenarios, sheltering in your home with food/water/firearms is the winning play.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm fairly certain there is no winning play in whatever doomsday scenario we are imagining here. Unless you're part of some sort of skilled commune you'll dye running.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you'll dye running.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                heeeeeheeheheheheheeeeee
                wear yer brown pants

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i'd get to finally live out my dream of not LARPing. i have a great life by all standards (making 6 figures) but i feel like a loser, with a rifle in my hand and a clear goal i'll feel like a winner for once in my life. i felt that way when i was in woodland survival training, the outside world stopped mattering and things were so much more simple and clear. white people beg for this kind of spirituality, to finally be let loose upon an unfair world with all to be gained or lost in a flash.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Unless you're in a very remote environment, everyone within 50 miles is gonna know something about you after the first assault. The two main things will be that you've got munitions and weapons which will be highly desirable, and you've got resources worth defending with those munitions and weapons.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                see point d of my post. a guarded home is not easy and you'll probably die trying. homes get burglarized because the owner's running assumption is safety or the owners are away; things are far different when the owner's assumption is extreme danger and the owners are home.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying people don't already assume extreme danger when dealing with a burglar

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the assumption of safety = letting your guard down.
                the assumption of extreme danger = keeping your guard up.

                the first can be exploited easily. the second, not so much.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Actually they're both very easily exploitable. There's an entire branch of military doctrine meant that teaches how to exploit the latter.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >a roaming mob will follow military doctrine
                at least you're consistently delusional.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You think it's unlikely that people who's career was nothing but fighting, preparing to fight and helping others fight wouldn't work their way into these roving bands?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                *Would

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it would be like herding cattle, and you know it.

                by the way, good luck walking down a street in suburbia as a crowd. the whole suburb wakes up if one gunfight breaks out, and suddenly you have no cover anywhere. i'd peek out of my window and shoot several people hiding on the corner of my neighbor's house. you lose three men in an instant and there's more of me than there is of a dwindling mob.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Several events in the 19th century lead me to a different conclusion

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Against an armed populous abusive raiding parties tend to be short lived.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Again, 19th century in America tells a different story.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You fricking sure about that?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Also a thousand rounds is only about 30-35 mags. Might last you, might not. Good idea to have a modern rifle too, but my plan is accounting for the possibility of no return to normalcy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          personally i have different plans for different situations. if it's a slow burn collapse without roving raider gangs, i can shelter in place for probably 8-12 months with one other person (or 2-3 people for 4-6 months) comfortably, almost luxuriously

          if things are getting real dicey i have 3 options
          >secure wilderness bug out site 10 minute drive down the road in an inconspicuous part of a nearby national park
          >friend's farm 20 minute drive away, secluded, secure, well-stocked
          if shit reeeeally gets going
          >redneck militia compound 40 minutes away in middle of nowhere, my two friends and their gun nut families invited me along "as long as i am willing to work"

          i feel like it's good to have options. but if the lights go out, i'm set. i'll just chill at home and maybe even make some beans and rice and grill some meat to share with the neighbors

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >maybe even make some beans and rice and grill some meat to share with the neighbours

            kek. You're gonna be one of the first to get rolled with that attitude bud.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Also you only get one weapon, and no ranged weapons allowed.
      Big talk for a guy without a gun.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this seems like a glow Black person thread.
      all fields.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no ranged weapons allowed
      Who's going to stop me throwing wrenches from beneath manholes, you homosexual?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Martini Henry with attached Bayonet
      Frick your rule, eat lead then get stabbed idiot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a homosexual living in a communist state (yet) so my SHTF weapon is in fact my AK with a bayonet on it.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rock in a Sock

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A sandbag full of cats.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pitbull

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is ranged, but ductaped wolverines to your forearm on the other hand...

      https://i.imgur.com/pHEiK8W.jpg

      >not getting a based 8 foot polearm
      >(head included - staff alone is 6 feet)

      Based and only useful in a open field

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not getting a based 8 foot polearm
    >(head included - staff alone is 6 feet)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You would abandon it because it's literally too fricking long

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      halbards are the most versitile weapons

      You would abandon it because it's literally too fricking long

      >t.manlet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck fighting some Black person with it in an enclosed space while navigating through a store or building

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i'd suggest 2 3 foot lengths of quarter inch landscaping bamboo with just a touch of green left in them for extra flex...i have cut one of the ears off of guys heads using bamboo, 10/10 close quarters melee if you are not trying to kill the other person

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            In an eotw stuff post apoc type situation you would be trying to kill most likely

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              oo, karambit and a tanto then, if only 1 a warhammer, 3 footer would be nice

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Warhammer could be good, you'd ideally want one hand free imo so a one handed warhammer covers that along with having a blunt side and a sharp side

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >2 3 foot lengths of quarter inch landscaping bamboo
            This is the best thing to hit Black folk with. Step on their neck and whack their knees until they bleed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a weapon of war same with a great sword. Even in the days that these weapons were used, they would never be used for scouting and ranging. Especially not in urban environments.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only if tou practice with them for years. Otherwise it's just an awkward steel stick

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I also have a folding garden trowel.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            meant for

            I"M GETTING REALLY UNNESSESSAREILY MAD ABOUT ALL OF THIS!!!!!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I know. I was just thinking of a rage png to post.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And a folding fishing rod.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                actually those work
                I wouldn't want a fishing rod that doesn't fold or isn't disassemblable.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about the Bec de Corbin or the Lucerne Hammer
        take the Gygaxpill

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nothing beats the based halligan tool.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's some very awkward mass distribution and balancing at the L-shape end

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's worse than the fricking 'boxtool' The balance of these multi purpose tool are always terrible.

        >that's worse than the fricking 'boxtool' The balance of these multi purpose tool are always terrible.
        That's a staple in firefighting kit for over a century. I've never used one but i doubt its some multitool meme, its probably great for breaking into buildings through doors, walls and roofs.

        https://i.imgur.com/sQZ4tAe.jpg

        For me it's the Stanley Fatmax Fubar, a combination pick / sledge / crowbar / giant wrench. It weighs in at exactly eight pounds, is made of a single piece of forged stainless steel, and can shuck a battle tank open given an hour or two. It retails at a reasonable $49.99. Shop smart. Shop S-mart.

        I'll take this. The versatility of locking pliers is great, from pinching an artery to unscrewing bolts. I'll use it together with some shitty kitchen knife and a stick to make a spear.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yea, the boxtool. Well maybe it was just a cheap one I got, It's an axe/crowbar/hammer but it's not really good for any of the functions because the bend in the top for the crowbar throws the balance off. It was just a small hatchet sized one that I got for myself long ago at lee valley tools.

          Because if you have a ptr91 and a glock 22 and a fixed bladed knife having a shovel ready to go at all times is completely unnecessary and bulky.

          if it was a fixed 'blade' shovel with a sharp enough edge it could be used as a machete pretty well. But as soon as you got to digging you'd ruin that edge. So.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's worse than the fricking 'boxtool' The balance of these multi purpose tool are always terrible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In the zombie book "Adrian's Undead Diary" they make extensive use of halligans as a shtf tool and melee zombie-killing device.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is the only correct answer.
      your greatest enemy?
      doors.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a two man tool.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was walking late at night and found a 3-foot long 1" id steel pipe on the side of the road so I grabbed it

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a gun you poor Black person

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer the chaos zweihander

  9. 1 year ago
    sage

    Stanley shilling this fricking tacticool cringe tool again
    Frick off. Buy an add

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It really is one of the worst of the bunch. The biggest knife I have is a Becker 10in Kbar and it's entirely too much knife to be useful and not a hinderance most of the time. Price to performance the Milwaukee tradesman is hard to beat. Roughly $40 for V8 stainless, sharp, well shaped and balanced and, tough as frick. I've never heard a justification for why they aren't more popular among the PrepHole and poorgay community. As far as demo wrenches go the Fiskars ones have way better ergos and just are of better quality for the money.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Usually giant knives are used as an all-in-one survival tool. It's used for splitting wood and shit when you don't have an axe.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this

          https://i.imgur.com/dldykA6.jpg

          The brooklyn Shorty.

          plus this

          and you can chop wood ok. But the bat alone is just a club and not very useful.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I got it for processing wood and took it out a total of one time. Do you know what weighs about the same and is actually good a processing wood? A fricking hatchet and a saw. I still want a polish saber though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If you lose your pack and only have the knife on your hip, it's enough for you to make do.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I have a knife. A normal proper sized one right next to my canteen. It's more than enough for basic batoning. Do you own a 10 in BK? I'm telling you in my opinion it's too big to be practically useful in most instances and a hinderance for general carry.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's a bar that'll walk off site real quick if you don't pay attention.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Monster fox gf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      post the actual page you dumb iToddler

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wut? Also that's a mangadex file name.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry but that other page didn't return a match on saucenao and since it's UUID filename I naturally assumed it's a cropped screenshot saved on an iToddler device. Carry on.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Poo bags, ziplock bags only slightly sealed so when I throw them at my foes they burst open and splashes rancid dookie on them

    I got about 400 stored in a big freezer outside, my girlfriend found it and complained so I used one on her and she shut up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      haha good man, i do poo bags but put the baggie in a foam big gulp for better range when tossing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Señor Mierda

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Orale

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Capitan of Caca

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can be my number 2 any day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >so I used one on her and she shut up
      My biggest laugh so far today, thanks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you by chance, originally from India?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Gardena™ Wooden Handle.

    > https://www.gardena.com/de/produkte/beet-bodenbearbeitung/combisystem/combisystem-holzstiel-180-cm/901052501/

    180 cm of Aluminium-reinforced high-quality, resilient ashwood - strong enough to beat any shitskin to death with.

    Equipped with a rock-solid mounting port to screw even more deadly attachments onto it.

    And the best: I'm even able to open-carry it legally, as it's just a gardening tool.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm even able to legally carry it
      Wtf happen to white countries?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's cast mate, that ain't forged. It'll crack and shear in time.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gentlemens

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Cast iron is great!
      >Drop it
      >No more cast iron pan

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you suggesting that a cast iron pan would break when dropped?
        You've never touched one, have you?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They are brittle.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you've never touched one, have you?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I own 4 diff sized cast iron pots and cook with one just about every night. If you drop them on the concrete while they are cold, that's a wrap. Go ahead and try it, genius,

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >cherry picking an almost impossible to organically occur scenario
                nice concession

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cast iron?
      That's gonna hurt.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >TING TING TANG TING TANG

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The only right answer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not using the original

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Deutsche all-metal folder can be used as a stool, cooking surface in the campfire and many other things.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can also sharpen the edges for limited time extra damage

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            And then there is the heart-swelling pride of "Made in Deutschland" on the label instead of "Made in China" like everything else today.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >and many other things.
          and it's below mediocre at all things.

          https://i.imgur.com/xNkBoOq.jpg

          >not using the original

          I like this one better. You can use it as a hatchet too.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >it's below mediocre at all things.
            That's the advantage of adaptability HUMAN. Our entire racial advantage is being jack-of-all-trades, master-of-none.
            You need to be good enough to use the tool, tool.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, fellow HUMAN I disagree. For the sub par tool is a wall decoration in a homestead for it does nothing well enough to ever be a replacement for any dedicated tool that it seeks to replace.
              Folding shovels are shit because they incorporate too much complexity than they are worth and when they break you won't be able to fix it easy. A non folding short shovel can be strapped to a backpack and used immediately once detached, even for a weapon whereas the folder is useless unless carried in the unfolded position, so why would you not just go with a nonfolder?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >in a homestead
                That's not it's purpose and not the discussion.
                It is a tool for the survivor on the go, the solder on the march.
                It's meant for times when you can't carry plow and stove along with you.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't fricking matter dimwit. the folder is still crap either way. Read the fricking rest of my statement. Or don't, and go peddle your inferior shovels elsewhere.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I"M GETTING REALLY UNNESSESSAREILY MAD ABOUT ALL OF THIS!!!!!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because if you have a ptr91 and a glock 22 and a fixed bladed knife having a shovel ready to go at all times is completely unnecessary and bulky.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's ignoring the basis of the post though

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The basis of the post is a recipe for raider assisted suicide

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The post is ignoring reality for burgers. I'm not going to change my gear up for a thought experiment.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Then why a G3 and not any of the other rifles you lot have access to?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >308
                >$8 magazines

                Most of my guns are pistols because I'd rather have 15 guns to trade in a bag rather than having to lug 15 rifles and shotguns. I have an SKS, an AK and a T91 and some shotguns but none slap harder than a G3 clone and it's been very reliable.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't some form of 5.56 AR platform be more ideal given (I assume) that 5.56 is far and away the most common and easy to get/find ammo type in a scenario like that?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Which is what a T91 is for just using a piston instead of direct impingement. But relying on getting ammunition from others would not be a good plan. 308 and 7.62x51 is common enough here for my tastes. So is 7.62x39 so ar over a 30 cal doesn't make a lot of meaningful difference.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                actually, many big box stores like walmart no longer carry 556 ammo, but eeeeeeveryone has 308 hunting ammo. that's the thing, the most common hunting round, 308, is also nato.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >many other things
          dildo?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            for anything with an axewound this service can be temporarily arranged.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xNkBoOq.jpg

      >not using the original

      >not using the superior KLAS forged from premium Swedish steel naturally alloyed to perfection due to superior ore straight from malmberget in kiruna.
      Its like you want to die.

      >all steel construction
      >ONE over threaded part with lots of clearance so it never jams from dirt
      >is both a hoe and a shovel
      >greatest entrenching tool ever made, cuts through roots like butter

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>is both a hoe and a shovel
        for a child maybe
        see the thing is, for serious digging one has to spear the ground with the shovel and then jump on it to drive it into the ground. If the handle is not long enough it's just not a very good shovel.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >see the thing is, for serious digging one has to spear the ground with the shovel and then jump on it to drive it into the ground.
          Or you just fold it 90 degrees, get on your knees and swing it like an axe straight into the dirt. Its an extremely versatile digging tool.

          And nothing is stopping you from attaching a stick to handle.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The energy expenditure efficiency is not to my liking here. I need my body weight to drive the shovel down and then pried out to the side. The shovel has to be strong enough for that. It looks like it is. But the handle has to be at least long enough for me to steady myself as I jump on it. How long is the handle?
            I must admit. It is a nice shovel. I would also like to know the weight.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I need my body weight to drive the shovel down and then pried out to the side
              its a 1.3kg solid chunk of steel, just swing it and let it do the work.

              >How long is the handle?
              The whole thing is 50cm folded and the handle never folds so the handle is 50cm. So no, you won't be able to jump on it. The best way to dig with it is imo to have it folded and just swing it. When you have a bunch of loose dirt or roots to get through you can unfold it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you won't be able to jump on it
                I probably could if I bend my back and hunch over I could pogo stab the ground with it. I have to be assured that this is possible with this shovel because this is the most efficient method of digging.
                Also, is there any plastic parts?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >this is the most efficient method of digging.
                Doubt that's true for this tool.
                >Also, is there any plastic parts?
                No

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I like the no plastic parts and I like that there's only one folding angle. 1.3 kg sounds like pretty good weight. The ability to do a pogo stab would be the deal breaker. For my height the handle would have to be at LEAST 2 feet. Probably 2 and a half would be best.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But can you fry up some eggs and bacon on it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know how much eggs and bacon you plan on getting after you bug out in a shtf scenario but yes. you can use the shovel end as a small makeshift skillet over a fire.

          the compact shovel is the best weapon in the thread.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xNkBoOq.jpg

      >not using the original

      this tbh. the digging and sharp edge greatly outperforms OP's weapon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      people are forgetting the SHTF part.

      the compact shovel is the best reply so far. Sorry all you nerds with your weird weapons you bought from the Renaissance fair. In a shtf scenario you might need to bug out. You need shelter. You need to be able to dig dirt to make a small hut or a sniper like hole in the woods. you need to dig down into the earth to make hidden food storage.

      https://i.imgur.com/xNkBoOq.jpg

      >not using the original

      https://i.imgur.com/9ROgAkJ.jpg

      I was use the square end on a crackhead.

      and the tomahawk anons will survive.

      tomahawks can cut trees slowly. other weapons like these can break up dirt and clay to build storage innawoods. to survive in a shtf scenario you need to hunker down and minimize excursions.

      if i got to choose a ranged weapon it would be a wrist rocket.. wrist rocket and compact shovel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and this anon

        https://i.imgur.com/eVSk6Fs.jpg

        nothing beats the based halligan tool.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yea, true. it's gotta be a TOOL. Not a dedicated "weapon".
        Even if your tool that you bring to the table is shit it's still going to impress the hordes of anons that chose shovels and tomahawks.
        Like the ironskillet for example. It can still be used to crack someone's skull. Team that guy up with a tomahawk anon and they will have a harder time going hungry.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's a tool, not a weapon. You would get gassed after swinging it for a couple minutes. 8 lbs is like 3-4x heavier than a sword.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How many people have a steel sword lying around for when shtf?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't, isn't that right GCHQ? Definitely not a saber, most certainly not a rapier either lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've got 4 swords, 2 of em are longswords and the other 2 arming swords., along with 3 spears, a poleaxe and several suits of riveted chainmail and a mace or two.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          S.M. Stirling would like to have a word with you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he needs a license

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t at least have a katana
        Anime forum bub

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you're actually planning for that shit, you should at least have a machete. It's probably the best tool for chopping branches and chopping skulls.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I do indeed have a machete from working at a slaughterhouse

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Machetes are lousy at killing people. They used them during the Tutsi vs. Hutu massacre in the 90's, and loads of people survived with nothing more than scars on their heads and maybe a missing extremity or two. Use something built to task. Machetes are good for chopping brush, but that's it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's just because Black folk can't do anything right

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're a moron. Machetes are basically falchions. The blades are thin and are heaviest near the tip. They are literally designed to bite into things as deeply as possible. Go watch some tests on YouTube and see how easily it sinks into wood.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              And yet he's not dead. I've seen people being hit by them multiple times in an African video. Painful and damaging yes, but not as fatal as a sword, pike, spear, tanto, or anything that can inflict stabbing damage to major organs not just slashing damage. Blunt damage with weight behind it like an axe or hammer is something to be considered too. You might be able to frick someone up more with a heavy weight if you hit them with them than a machete in one blow.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >And yet he's not dead
                Yeah, because the Black person hit him in the face and not the brain. If that wound was to his head, it's instant death, moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Also Africans are terrible at making weapons.The designed has been around for hundreds of years. It's very effective. Do some actual research.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Handless across America checking in. Tbh African machetes are ass.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I can clean chop a 3" branch with a good machete. It's all about knowing how to swing it, there's a bit of finess required on the follow through. If I hit a person, say in the arm, they wouldn't be using it for a very long time. And in melee combat a clean kill is going to be rare. Real life isn't like movies.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have a mail breaker and some machetes I'd get more but I have like 30 guns.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Estocs, spears and mailbreakers make soft body armor cry

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Considering how many online sword retailers are out of stock on like half their shit, a metric a frickton.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Two knives and one tana

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not a lot of them in Bongland where you need a loysance or proof that it's your ancestor's or something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have a longsword. Don't know how long it has been in the family.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have a xiphos, a panoply, and a Sarissa.

      New bronze age collapse aesthetic let's goooo

      If you're not ready to inspire poets for a thousand years while also killing horrendous pink haired beasts like Perseus killing medusa, are you even ready for collapse?

      Strong body required.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        a xyphos you say?
        wait, mine is one of a kind.
        I'm not posting it.
        I have a seric steel seaux too.
        🙂
        but those are adornments for my outfit. the men need to know who to follow. a sword inspires this.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's a reason why medieval maces had a wooden shaft and a rather small metal end, OP.

    Just use a spear like every other smart person from 10,000 BC to 1650 AD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like I said in another comment GL fighting some Black person in cqc with a spear or halberd

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, the spear is so you won't be in QC. You pike em before they get to you and if they close you have a dagger.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can very successfully fight in close quarters with a spear. Unless there's only enough space for you to be in bad breath range of your opponent. In that case your fricking multitool ain't gonna do shit either.

          I'm meaning in a situation like in a stairwell or hallway or a store or house

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >What is a short spear

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              At that point you're just better having some sort of knife and a stick you can attach it to for a makeshift spear

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If you want a spear that can't stab, sure.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why wouldn't you be able to stab lol?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Makeshift spears break after one use

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not if it's just a sharpened stick
                harden the tip with fire

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Those also break after 1-3 pokes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                kek
                only if you're playing ark

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >What is material stress

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Go attack the best knife you can find to the best stick you can find using the best materials and most effort you can manage, you'll find out why.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ATTACH

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Like there's a reason they're made with sockets and hardwood shafts.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You make notches into the stick end and maybe a mechanical lock like a hole in the centre of the blade handle. Secure it with a bolt. Voila.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why would it be hard in a stairwell? If anything they have less room to maneuver. I can see if the spear is too unwieldy, perhaps.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Being limited to stabbing motions in a stairwell and maneuvering what will most likely be a relatively long stick/spear in that situation is less than ideal

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Being limited to stabbing motions in a stairwell

                That's why they invented bayonets. Rifle+bayo is all you need. Anyone without a firearm is basically dead anyway, moreso than the ones who do have them and will still die.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Stairwells and hallways are perfect for a spear lmao. Your opponent doesn't have a way to get around your spear. They have to risk getting stabbed to even get close to you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            wut

            Why would it be hard in a stairwell? If anything they have less room to maneuver. I can see if the spear is too unwieldy, perhaps.

            Stairwells and hallways are perfect for a spear lmao. Your opponent doesn't have a way to get around your spear. They have to risk getting stabbed to even get close to you.

            yes

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              A spear would be your choice of melee weapon in a situation like this?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                old mattresses and sofas, dude.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I bet a few rolls of kevlar fibre and chicken wire too with matressess would be a significant issue, would probably have to burn through it tbh, bet if you lay the matress flat and use the chicken wire and kevlar roll to staple ceramic tiles to both sides of the matress and walled 3 or 4 of them sandwiched it would stop a ton of small arms fire too, wouldnt trust it against ak rounds or .308 etc, but id bet it would protect from 9mm.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yes.
                a chokepoint is where spears excel. they couldn't even get up the stairs.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                boiling oil and burning matresses

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                and set your place on fire or risk smoke inhalation?

                It's a two man tool.

                like the old doorbusters?
                but lighter, I hope.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                my place?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                if it's not your place, why are you defending it?
                how else could you put burning mattresses there unless you were on the defense?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >how else could you put burning mattresses there unless you were on the defense?
                because it's not the first floor.
                But ok, lets say we are defending it. So we block it up with old matresses and sofas so the attacking spear anons can't get up, then we get the iron skillet anon to heat up some canola oil to drip on them as they look up the stairwell center.
                Setting fire to the mattresses will be a last resort manuveur and since the stairwell is made of brick and the only danger is the smoke the window/door up on the top can be opened to expell the smoke.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                and with what will you be heating this oil in an apartment complex with little fuel and no electricity?
                your plan seems... ill thought out.
                the burning mattress might work in an all cement/steel building with a window.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no you don't understand, I'm workin on somethin here. This is a team build. The ultimate support class. I'm seriously thinking that the iron skillet is the best choice simply because so many of you guys will go with the spear, shovel, knife, or axe.
                Think about how many things you could heat up and though on your enemies.
                Think about how many things you could heat to feed to your allies.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >though
                throw

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                hypothetically speaking, cast iron stoves/metal cans-blocks and wood door frames are not exactly hard to come by, also you'd be surprised what actually burns.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                my place?

                based pryo build

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hang over the banister so your spear has room for vertical movement and poke down at the enemy. Have a swordsman in front of you or at your side to deal with anyone that makes it past your spear.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Having another person makes it a different story, if I'm having to push up or down a stairwell like that, solo then my choice of weapon wouldn't be a spear, personally

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                hey you know a spear, you dont actually have to hold a 12ft spear at the end and thrust 11ft away, you can hold it in the middle and thrust 6ft away instead, you could even cut the spear in half, and a choke point like that makes it even more of a problem, 4 or 5 stabby short spears on a staircase is a real bad time.

                i dont think anybody who thinks the spear is top tier is maintaining its the best weapon, its just its OP in most circumstances, because it makes even noobs deadly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can very successfully fight in close quarters with a spear. Unless there's only enough space for you to be in bad breath range of your opponent. In that case your fricking multitool ain't gonna do shit either.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >spear

      Extremely underrated weapon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They know not the secrets of the pointy stick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Funny because it's the most common weapon in history. Most Romans, Greeks, saxons, celts all had 90% spearman as the main infantry force. Spear and shield combo is way too fricking good and easy to make compared to forging swords

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Only works in a crowd. One on one you got one stab and if you miss you’re mine

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Clearly never seen a spearman spar against a swordsman

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              think last time i saw that the conclusion was that the swordsman has to be a veteran swordsman with experience against spears if the spearman has at least had minimal training.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        One of the greatest weapons in all of history. Has any weapon since achieved the same ubiquity and recognition?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it's called the sword.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the brown bess

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hasnt this shit been studied and they conclusively found that the pikeman/spearman was in relation to training time/effectiveness the most OP unit that exists, like a dude with a spear and a few hours training in effective use is downright deadly and hard to deal with for any othered unit, even armored unit, cavalry, swordsmen etc

        literally dangerous to any other top tier melee unit with minimal training, its not that an experienced swordsman wont wipe the floor with a spearman 1vs 1, providing he has the training to deal with it, its that you suddenly have two noob spearmen trying to kill even an experienced swordsman and the swordsman is in serious shit, i bet SHTF a light armored spearman with chainmail/leather, kevlar clothing and a ballistic vest and high quality helm is a real fricking problem for everybody if modern ammo is in short supply.

        The halberd seems like a good middleground between a axe/warhammer/spear combo

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dog
    Dog is ultimate weapon
    Ultimate fren

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A shit-tarded weeaboo pig-sticker 9000.
    God this is such a moronic thread.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any fricking questions?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too much uni-directional spinning. Reciprocating saw variation is much more effective, like God intended. Honorable mention to the theoretical Jackhammer build.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sirs, hello

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"you should never have cum here"

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How is it a wrench?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If we're being genuine and something accessible a machete is likely best, can be used in cqc, can stab and slash

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jews.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gerber downrange tomahawk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Found the tardkov player

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All of my SHTF plans revolve around ranged weapons. If I had to use melee for whatever reason I would probably improvise a spear from a glock field knife and a Very Sturdy Stick. Recently made the move to a NNN (no Black person zone) and feel like I relax a notch.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have a scraping knife that fits like a broom stick, would take 10min to get it sharp, it has weight and i could ram it thru 3 people with little problems.
    It's also free as i already own it, so this makes my one weapon pick super easy, i pick my 1911 kek

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >white-background stock image thread

  33. 1 year ago
    sage

    frick yo couch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's magnificent

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Using it's firearm feature would be absolutely awful to hold. Even as an axe it looks like a nightmare for your wrist.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SUATMM!

      >Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad...

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is a very dumb meme and you should feel bad for posting it.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s the kukri.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kudos on the water drinking, anon, stay healthy ready for the shtf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >glass jar of liquid
      >book on female ejaculation
      You just know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did you chew on that bullet behind the screen?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go frick yourself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is the joke that the oera linda and female ejaculation are both fraudulent myths

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The joke is in your pants little man

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          my penis is no laughing matter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      upgrade your battlestation, consolegay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just imagining the electrical hazards that outlet faces every day

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finger gun

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't even consider a melee weapon a weapon in a SHTF-situation. Guns are the only thing you could ever call a weapon in such a scenario. Sure, you may win an encounter or two but you are bound to lose shortly. You have two viable options:
    1. Armed AND a member of a war band.
    2. Being a useful and valued person to others.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    board with a nail through it

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Datamining glowBlack person thread

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    any questions?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yea
      why?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no, sir.
      none whatsoever.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A good Bowie Knife. Larger weapons aren't practical in most indoor spaces, are cumbersome, and aren't as versatile.

    Mobility, adaptability and versatility are king in survival situations.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    like that but a shotgun

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going with the war hammer, because it is designed to defeat helmets and light armor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy not getting it unstuck in time to avoid the jagged piece of metal being swung at your throat by a crazed staving meth addict.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was use the square end on a crackhead.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The way I see melee weapons, you want something that can cut or stab unarmored people in the 21st century. Our ancestors liked swords quite a bit. Also spears. All these specialized armor peircing weapons would be most useful against modern body armor, plate carriers, and helmets. However people are already quite exposed for the stabby stabby part. All that said, these are situations where you want to kill people, in which case why are you fighting with melee weapons?

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me its my pure intention

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be at least 18 to post here.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Excuse me?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're fricking excused homosexual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no ranged weapons, try again

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >HEART

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just my rifle

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based.. got yourself a real Swiss army mace there. You need some kinda blade though ideally. Three inch blade. No gay serrations just need to know how to use it.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No Mexican would ever use this useless vegana tool you fricking homosexual beta male

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reliable chimpout control for decades running.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. When Cops were men (and still are in some places) and fought hand to hand.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The holy spirit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The holy spirit.
      A solid choice but for me, it's our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but it's the sword that He gave us.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    An axe, the perfect weapon for getting through armor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No its fricking not.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it fricking is you dunce.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Provide evidence of this. You gargantuan meat gazing cum drinker.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The mace and flail are the only weapons that come close to it's effectiveness against armor, for one.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nice proof homosexual. Like i said. You know not of what you speak.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What, you want a scientific dissertation on the effectiveness of medieval weaponry in an argument on an anime image board? You're basically asking for proof 2+2 equals four here dude.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You say an axe is the definitive armour piecing weapon, i say you're a homosexual who has no idea what hes talking about.
                I win

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He's right you moron blunt force concentrated in a thin surface area is what rends metal armor the best.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Win away Black person. You've probably never even swung a weapon in your life.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Flails were rarely used in real life. Poleaxes were the preferred weapon of knights.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >preferred weapon of knights.
                Sounds like more a thing for the town guard to have. Knights would make better use of a weapon that can be used with a shield.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Knights rarely used shields. Their plate armor basically made them immune to most weapons of the time, so they usually used two-handed weapons. Guard usually used Halberds, with are longer than poleaxes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                huh. well if you say so

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta go to my garden center and pick up a Ditch Bank Blade.

    Sharpen that bad boy up and you have a great pollarm.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ditch Bank Blade
      I thought that was a Guissarme or a Voulge.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All I know is that every tool store in my rural area has them and thats what they are called.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >executioners hook
      If we are talking feed and seed weapons I'd go with a high quality machete. Maybe a barbed wire wrapped 5.5 foot t-post or an 8lb maul axe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some people call it a swing blade mmhmm I always called it a kaiser blade but some people call it a swing blade mmhmm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of the falx the dacians used against the romans so they had to adapt their armor

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spear is the only correct answer, my man.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's no better weapon than your frens.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's the long-handled pipe tomahawk.
    nice digits, btw.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      checked and based.

      Also kys memeflag homosexual israelite

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        haha

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Her?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It looks cool by why would she stand with a sword outward and then bring it back for weak uppercuts exposing herself? It's contradictory to the stance she starts in.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with big weapons like this is their weight. An opponent with a nimbler weapon will defeat you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Show us your wrists.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This bad boy for when we bring in the treasoners.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibly Australian

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Milwaukee Hackzall. With a 12 inch rough cut Diablo blade I can dismember with the best of them.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    18" machete with a belt holster

    Biggest legal in cuckafornia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he can't even carry a 22''

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hickory axe handle

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Weebs pick the katana.
    Professional soldiers pick the naginata.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What about nagamaki?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Very lethal, but less wieldy.
        Naginata is light enough for CQC.
        Swordsmen can't get through it.

        https://i.imgur.com/mnFUgUI.jpg

        Naginata are a chick's weapon.

        Only after the Sengoku Jidai.
        Look up naginata fights on YouTube, there's videos where a 1st Dan iaijutsu master completely fails to get close enough to the naginata wielder.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >ails to get close enough to the naginata wielder
          I know. Polearms are OP. There's a reason most armies used spears as the primary weapon. They basically turn peasants into lethal soldiers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Naginata are a chick's weapon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So's poison but when you need to kill a room full of people...

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Got a Mathews TX5 compound bow at 70lb draw weight, and a 50lb PSE compound bow. I have a Kukri knife from Nepal with a 1.2kg blade (2.5lb?).. and I have a few Swedish Gransfors Bruk axes but they're too expensive to be getting into fights with.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nagamaki or bust

  69. 1 year ago
    Sage

    Sneed

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The brooklyn Shorty.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A dureable stick with a pointy end and a rock as back up.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ontario M9, 7", 420 steel blade with the wire cutting scabbard, that shit is strong enough to blow up cinder blocks like a chisel and with the bayonnet lug i can attach it to a broom stick and make a spear.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ill just attach a strong butcher knife to a broomstick. simple as

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