What's your apocalypse job going to be?

What's your apocalypse job going to be /misc/?

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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rake

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE BAKEAPPLE BLUEBERRY FRICK YOU MEAN BY THAT YOU MOTHERFRICKER YOU BASTARD WHAT THE FUXK YOU MEAN BY THAT?YOU WANT SOME ? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? ILL FRICK YOU UP SO BAD YOU BASTARD YOU MOTHERFRICKER YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE FRICK YOU JUST SET OFF

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beyond the Supernatural!
    I'll go Glitterboy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im gonna be a weirdboy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the second time in two days I've seen people bring up Rifts. Is it popular again?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it popular again?
        No idea. I played in the '90s

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I had a friend that played it a lot back in high school and that's where I heard about it, which was like '05. I was more into 40k and wargames over RPG's.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Techno-Orthodox sex cult messiah.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ground fertilizer

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meme maker

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worm food

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gunna suck dick for potatoes. Not because I need them, I just feel like it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An economy is just a system for exchanging cheeseburgers and blowjobs. Don't sell the blowjob short. You can always trade then for food and shelter to someone

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mechanic. Give to me supplies and women and I will fix your shitty diesel generators and vehicles.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Concentration camp administrator.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scavenger of pussy, raider of wombs, supplier of BWC, inseminator

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Armored bulldozer enthusiast
      or these

      https://i.imgur.com/0uY6gxX.jpg

      mechanic. Give to me supplies and women and I will fix your shitty diesel generators and vehicles.

      Bush Pilot. If you trade me plane fuel I will give you food and first aid kits and reach rural communities to feed starving people if they dont act rabid.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will take such an opportunity to declare myself Emperor and immediately set to work tracking down and arresting people that are on my list

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      digits confirm, the enemies of humanity shall bend the knee

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skaven

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mexican restaurant chef (where we butcher and serve Mexicans)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too spicy, no thanks

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Longpig breeder.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pyramid building slave

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person splatterer

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    skin bandit

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plumber or irrigation. I also want to work on a kinetic battery with a large cylinder of concrete buried in a pit and suspended on a shaft. You could hook it to a clutch and a windmill or a solar panel and spin it up to a couple hundred RPM over the course of a day and at night let it generate electricity by spinning a generator armature. It wouldn't be efficient or powerful but in theory it would be endlessly renewable and simple to maintain. You could build it out of scrap

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    piping hot curry slinger

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bush Pilot. If you trade me plane fuel I will give you food and first aid kits and reach rural communities to feed starving people if they dont act rabid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a SHTF hypothetical situation your gonna have folks in places where you cant reach highways or cars stop working from EMPs and if you EMP proof a plane you could basically have a local caravan economy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I want to be a bounty hunter or assassin.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smegma boy

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meat popsicle

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fertile pussy creampier and general drunkard

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shifter
    Clownworld has made me immune to horror. Random interdimensional travel sounds pretty good.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will need some time to go through the RIFTS player handbook to look at classes

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anus inspector

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Commando

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fishmonger. people will turn their nose at all the carp in our rivers, but once their only other source of meat is bugs, they'll change their tune

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robot overlord.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rapist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your mum's a twat rapist, she buggared me bum in hospital when i was wee

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    70s style serial killer. dicky will be my primary target.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neighborhood rapist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be posting stone posters and daily news about your work! lol

      Spreading panic and all.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick knows!
    But I tell you what ky hobbie is going to be, observe the clown world, just like now!
    I am going to carve "shit posts" on glay and stone...

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex slave male concubine for the chinese empress who leads me around on a leash while I crawl on all fours

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    globohomo/pedo israelite wrangler

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this supposed to be the opposite of that one commie twitter thread?

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