What's your apocalypse job going to be?

What's your apocalypse job going to be /misc/?

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250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE BAKEAPPLE BLUEBERRY FRICK YOU MEAN BY THAT YOU MOTHERFRICKER YOU BASTARD WHAT THE FUXK YOU MEAN BY THAT?YOU WANT SOME ? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? ILL FRICK YOU UP SO BAD YOU BASTARD YOU MOTHERFRICKER YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE FRICK YOU JUST SET OFF

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beyond the Supernatural!
    I'll go Glitterboy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im gonna be a weirdboy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the second time in two days I've seen people bring up Rifts. Is it popular again?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it popular again?
        No idea. I played in the '90s

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had a friend that played it a lot back in high school and that's where I heard about it, which was like '05. I was more into 40k and wargames over RPG's.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Techno-Orthodox sex cult messiah.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ground fertilizer

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meme maker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worm food

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gunna suck dick for potatoes. Not because I need them, I just feel like it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      An economy is just a system for exchanging cheeseburgers and blowjobs. Don't sell the blowjob short. You can always trade then for food and shelter to someone

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mechanic. Give to me supplies and women and I will fix your shitty diesel generators and vehicles.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Concentration camp administrator.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    scavenger of pussy, raider of wombs, supplier of BWC, inseminator

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Armored bulldozer enthusiast
      or these

      https://i.imgur.com/0uY6gxX.jpg

      mechanic. Give to me supplies and women and I will fix your shitty diesel generators and vehicles.

      Bush Pilot. If you trade me plane fuel I will give you food and first aid kits and reach rural communities to feed starving people if they dont act rabid.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will take such an opportunity to declare myself Emperor and immediately set to work tracking down and arresting people that are on my list

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      digits confirm, the enemies of humanity shall bend the knee

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skaven

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mexican restaurant chef (where we butcher and serve Mexicans)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      too spicy, no thanks

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Longpig breeder.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pyramid building slave

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person splatterer

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    skin bandit

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plumber or irrigation. I also want to work on a kinetic battery with a large cylinder of concrete buried in a pit and suspended on a shaft. You could hook it to a clutch and a windmill or a solar panel and spin it up to a couple hundred RPM over the course of a day and at night let it generate electricity by spinning a generator armature. It wouldn't be efficient or powerful but in theory it would be endlessly renewable and simple to maintain. You could build it out of scrap

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    piping hot curry slinger

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bush Pilot. If you trade me plane fuel I will give you food and first aid kits and reach rural communities to feed starving people if they dont act rabid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In a SHTF hypothetical situation your gonna have folks in places where you cant reach highways or cars stop working from EMPs and if you EMP proof a plane you could basically have a local caravan economy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I want to be a bounty hunter or assassin.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    smegma boy

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meat popsicle

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fertile pussy creampier and general drunkard

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shifter
    Clownworld has made me immune to horror. Random interdimensional travel sounds pretty good.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will need some time to go through the RIFTS player handbook to look at classes

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anus inspector

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commando

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fishmonger. people will turn their nose at all the carp in our rivers, but once their only other source of meat is bugs, they'll change their tune

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robot overlord.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rapist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your mum's a twat rapist, she buggared me bum in hospital when i was wee

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    70s style serial killer. dicky will be my primary target.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neighborhood rapist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be posting stone posters and daily news about your work! lol

      Spreading panic and all.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick knows!
    But I tell you what ky hobbie is going to be, observe the clown world, just like now!
    I am going to carve "shit posts" on glay and stone...

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex slave male concubine for the chinese empress who leads me around on a leash while I crawl on all fours

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    globohomo/pedo israelite wrangler

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this supposed to be the opposite of that one commie twitter thread?

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