"Yes sir, older woman, about 5'5", white, greyish blonde hair about shoulder lenght or so. Oh yeah, I noticed a strong smell like rotten eggs was left behind. I hope that helps."
>my guns? Oh of course sir, right this way into the dungeo... er, basment The sound proofing foam? I'm just a bit of an audiophile. What does that mean? Audiophile? Oh I just really like music ha ha! Yes sir, my safe is just through that doorway, the light switch is on the right, after you.
The protocol is don't talk to the goddamn police in any scenario. Don't actually tell any police or agent some cutesy "teehee I had a boating accident" in real life. If any officer wants to talk to you, you say nothing. If they come to your front door asking to search, you ignore. If they have a warrant, go ahead and open the door you you at least don't have to pay for repairs, but don't say anything. Never do anything more than the the minimum needed to legally comply. And if you're arrested, the only words that should come out of your mouth is "I demand a lawyer; I refuse to speak without my lawyer present". Let your lawyer handle this shit, not you.
“Black people broke in and stole my guns and I didn’t report it because the white supremacist police would murder innocent blxck folx. Doctrine of competing harms has me covered, your move”
Report the guns as stolen moron everybody with two braincells to rub together knows this
Give them a description of biden and/or Hillary as the robber for maximum lulz
That would be hilarious actually
"Yes sir, older woman, about 5'5", white, greyish blonde hair about shoulder lenght or so. Oh yeah, I noticed a strong smell like rotten eggs was left behind. I hope that helps."
I think you’re obligated to report the theft within some time frame. Hence why in my meme response I invoked doctrine of competing harms.
Boat sank too
This, ofc you don't have a boat op, it sank.
Frick ya mudda
>purchase $100 raft with credit card
>throw in river
>Oh no, boating accident, guns gone
My boat was lost in a tragic shooting accident
>my guns? Oh of course sir, right this way into the dungeo... er, basment The sound proofing foam? I'm just a bit of an audiophile. What does that mean? Audiophile? Oh I just really like music ha ha! Yes sir, my safe is just through that doorway, the light switch is on the right, after you.
It's hard to believe that the fear of offending can be stronger than the fear of pain, but you know what? It is.
What is picrel from?
Girl with the dragon tattoo, US version
Oh, also I guess spoilers for girl with the dragon tattoo
Smells like the glow
Have a (you) you glow [redacted]
It was also lost in said boating accident
You never owned what you never registered.
Interesting, citizen, tell me more.
Wait is boat code for firearms or summink what is this thread?
I don't know, I lost the thread in a boating accident.
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had a boat
The protocol is don't talk to the goddamn police in any scenario. Don't actually tell any police or agent some cutesy "teehee I had a boating accident" in real life. If any officer wants to talk to you, you say nothing. If they come to your front door asking to search, you ignore. If they have a warrant, go ahead and open the door you you at least don't have to pay for repairs, but don't say anything. Never do anything more than the the minimum needed to legally comply. And if you're arrested, the only words that should come out of your mouth is "I demand a lawyer; I refuse to speak without my lawyer present". Let your lawyer handle this shit, not you.
A homeless fentanyl addicted troony BLM jogger person of color stole it. Police will thank you for your service, kneel, and leave.
>filling out a 4473
You already fricked up
“Black people broke in and stole my guns and I didn’t report it because the white supremacist police would murder innocent blxck folx. Doctrine of competing harms has me covered, your move”
>/k/rypto
Rent one. Make sure you pay for it with a credit card.