What's the best weapon for a firing squad?

In terms of getting the job done quickly and causing as little suffering as possible.
Keep in mind also that it should not be an "unusual" weapon.
Asking for a friend, of course.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Puckle guns firing square bullets.

    >In terms of getting the job done quickly and causing as little suffering as possible.
    >Keep in mind also that it should not be an "unusual" weapon.
    gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was literally the matter of the case:
      >The issue in the case was procedural in nature, but the underlying dispute concerned inmate Michael Nance’s claim that subjecting him to lethal injection would violate the Constitution’s prohibition on *cruel and unusual* punishment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If I had to pick I'm going for 1903, something feels wrong about doing firing squads with an autoloader so I'm going for one of the class ics

      That only applies to Turks tough

      >Blowing from a gun is a method of execution in which the victim is typically tied to the mouth of a cannon which is then fired

      >The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.

      I'd pick this option if available purely to make the jannies who had to clean it up seethe about it.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shotgun, I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      spbp

      squad firing 12ga slugs. cheap, effective, sufficient for close range.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and who cleans up the mess? You?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A 30-06 of any kind

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    almsot all modern american firing squads use lever action 30-30s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://apnews.com/article/58559881d0f743009cfeb52196702382
        Only talking about Utah, but if memory serves Oklahoma does the same.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I kinda like they try to justify shooting the heart over the head as a quicker death kek. I'd rather be shot in the head but suspect that's the point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think a heart shot might be cleaner overall. Gets that blood to stop pumping, which guarantees a quick death, while a headshot could just bounce through some unimportant part of the brain and leave you twitching on the ground till you bleed out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The problem with your logic is that you think hitting the brain is 100% always instant death, but remember that Lincoln was shot point blank in the back of the skull and while he went into a coma that dude was alive for a day or more I think. The fact is evolution has given your skull and brain lots of wiggle room when it comes to surviving.

            Think of it like getting punched in the face (ow, but completely recoverable) vs a livershot (it'll knock down anyone). The heart is the best option.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There was a French general in 1870 who shot himself in the forehead with the barrel against his skull. He lived.
              Pistols at the time were just shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He was shot with a small round. Any service rifle today would explode the braincase with a point blank shot, it really would be as quick and painless as it can possibly get.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The shooters’ identities are kept anonymous, and one of their rifles is loaded with a blank round so nobody knows which officer killed the inmate.
          But anyone who has ever shot a rifle before will know the difference in recoil between a .30-30 and a blank..

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's okay because there isn't really a blank.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Clearly why it’s important to get people who have never fired a rifle before to be on the firing squad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you had a flawless memory and didn't have the sliver of doubt that was amplified by your brain's coping mechanisms so that you'll never really be sure, you'd have more of a point, but thankfully the human brain is very good at making itself believe anything.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >i'm a noguns and never shot a blank
              thanks for wasting precious O2

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            "lmao i bet I've got the blank so I won't fire"
            >everyone shoots and the guy doesn't die
            "Frick."

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >There are always more volunteers than spots on the squad, Ray has said.
          12g with expanding slugs.
          30-06 hollowpoints
          35mm
          7.62x54r PZ exploding rounds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why not just 9mm hollow points? 4 should be lethal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think you recall incorrectly the last was done with 30-06. but usually its just whatever the standard police marksman rifle is which is .308 in most states

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't go wrong with a classic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hits a bit different when they didn't ask for it, and especially when odds are it wasn't even a violent crime, doesn't it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes, yes it does.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats a type 81

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, very fun gun. like an AK with a bolt hold open and an SKS piston

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is your brain on communism

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Splattered on a wall?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >odds are it wasn't even a violent crime
        owning land is a violent crime, they deserved far worse than they got

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          elon musk lookin' ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >odds are it wasn't even a violent crime
        owning land is a violent crime, they deserved far worse than they got

        You morons don’t even know the story behind that one. She fricking murdered her husband with a cleaver. I don’t remember if she killed her kid or not.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FAMAS

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    much better way to go than lethan injection

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A decent caliber through the heart would be a good way to go. Just drop like a game animal.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its like a Candom for gays, very safe to prevent reproduction

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    30-06 M1903 Springfield bolt action.
    Five riflemen firing center mass, one gets a blank.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based
      also my choice would be Lee Enfield Mk.I Rifle cause Breaker Morant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >one gets a blank.
      for what purpose

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I believe the original rationale for that was so that the soldier could cope. "Well, how do I know I shot the bullet that killed the guy? I probably got the blank."

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wouldnt the blank have way less recoil?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cope is one hell of a drug

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's the way I see it.
              There will be just enough plausible deniability
              >I dunno, I think I had one of the blanks. It just felt a little lighter you know?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            full load blanks can still have a bit of recoil, certainly makes enough noise, and i'd imagine that in the heat of the moment of executing someone you more than likely aren't paying enough attention to really notice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      30-06 M1903 Springfield bolt action.
      Five riflemen firing center mass, everyone gets a blank.

      Bunch holes in his body before the execution, animate his corpse with anamatronovs, and use exploding blood packs.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would suggest rigging some shotguns together into an execution machine, but that would make a mess.
    Painless though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I would suggest rigging some shotguns together into an execution machine
      GAU-19 rebarreled for 12 gauge, and a comfy chair with a head rest positioned a few yards in front of the gun for the shot pattern to fully open up to head size. With normal 2 3/4 inch #4 buck you'd be delivering 450 .24 pellets in a 1 second burst.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ar15
    hydrostatic shock, baby

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't want a high caliber rifle cartridge meant for 800 yards.
    Either a high powered pistol cartridge, a modern small caliber rifle cartridge, or go ful hog with 50 cal machine gun - and yes, if chosen, I want 5 machine guns lined up, all blasing at the same time, center mass.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *ping*

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of a needle going into your eye, a robot moves the muzzle of a shotgun to it.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Blowing from a gun is a method of execution in which the victim is typically tied to the mouth of a cannon which is then fired

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air
        This is some Looney Tunes shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.

          >there was an order that blank cartridge should be used, but some guns were loaded with grapeshot instead. Several of the spectators facing the cannons were hit by the grapeshot and some had to have limbs amputated as a result. In addition, some of the soldiers had not been withdrawn properly and sustained injuries from being hit by pieces of flesh and bone
          kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whys gandalf being executed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's saruman (sharkey) after the hobbits caught him in the scouring of the shire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >In terms of getting the job done quickly and causing as little suffering as possible.
      >Keep in mind also that it should not be an "unusual" weapon.
      >Asking for a friend, of course.

      >One wretched fellow slipped from the rope by which he was tied to the guns just before the explosion, and his arm was nearly set on fire. While hanging in his agony under the gun, a sergeant applied a pistol to his head; and three times the cap snapped, the man each time wincing from the expected shot. At last, a rifle was fired into the back of his head, and the blood poured out of the nose and mouth like water from a briskly handled pump. This was the most horrible sight of all. I have seen death in all its forms, but never anything to equal this man's end.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That guy's death was a fricking Loony Toons routine from hell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Blowing from a gun
      I choose one of those gun girls or maybe a 155 Howitzer to get my head more range.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody has Tommy Guns, and has to wear pinstriped suits with fedoras

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And they play that scene from Home Alone.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hi Point c9.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If u get kill by hi point god wont let u in2 heven

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Modern cap and ball M1851 Navy revolvers. .36 caliber ball will put someone in the ground and it's cheap. Just have one designated executioner whose job is to walk up and pop the guy in the back of the head with all six chambers. Bonus points for style.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5.56 with 2 guns aimed at the head and 3 guns aimed at the heart
    just make sure it has wooden furniture, make it a classy affair

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the hill
    A literal leftist rag

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're on /k/eddit. What do you think these people read?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Hill
      >leftist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're terminally moronic, sorry bud.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thats you akshuly

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    8in cannon

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You're on /k/eddit. What do you think these people read?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Auto Shotguns with tungsten BB or #4 shot

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.foxnews.com/world/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-uns-executions-anti-aircraft-guns-flamethrowers-mortars
    >“The musicians just disappeared each time the guns were fired into them. Their bodies were blown to bits, totally destroyed, blood and bits flying everywhere…and then, after that, military tanks moved in and they ran over the bits on the ground where the remains lay."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They were lashed to the end of anti-aircraft guns,” she said. “A gun was fired, the noise was deafening, absolutely terrifying. And the guns were fired one after the other.”
      This makes more sense and is dramatically more believable then. Just 20th centrury blowing from a gun

      >Blowing from a gun is a method of execution in which the victim is typically tied to the mouth of a cannon which is then fired

      >The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .45 ACP. kills the soul.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only silver bullets kill souls anon (and mayber enchanted bullets), you should know better than that, well unless it was a silver .45acp

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    M14

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You ever seen how they do it in China? None of that firing squad shit. Two people grab the prisoner's arms and hold them in a kneeling position and the executioner shoots them point blank in the back of the head with a service rifle. Very cold and bug-like. None of that "two of you have blanks" stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Before being executed, all prisoners on death row are transferred to Minsk Detention Center No. 1 (CИЗO, or SIZO No. 1), in the country's capital Minsk.[14] The method used to carry out the sentence is execution by shooting.[7] The executioner is a member of the "committee for the execution of sentences," which also chooses the area where the execution will take place.[14] According to the book The Death Squad by Oleg Alkayev (Oлeг Aлкaeв), on the day of execution the convict is transported to a secret location where he is told by officials that all appeals have been rejected. The convict is then blindfolded and taken to a nearby room, where two staffers force him to kneel in front of a bullet backstop. The executioner then shoots the convict in the back of his head with a PB-9 pistol equipped with a suppressor. According to Alkayev, "The whole procedure, starting with the announcement about denied appeals and ending with the gunshot, lasts no longer than two minutes".[15]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You ever seen how they do it in China? None of that firing squad shit. Two people grab the prisoner's arms and hold them in a kneeling position and the executioner shoots them point blank in the back of the head with a service rifle. Very cold and bug-like. None of that "two of you have blanks" stuff.

        Why did they even do that blank shit in the west? Was it because the soldiers in ww1 and ww2 were mostly conscripts? Because I'm sure many people could work as executioners and not lose any sleep over it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because we have more ethical standards in the west. Russians and Chinese are more willing to kill eachother for material gain because culturally the individual doesn't matter.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Whats ethical about that? Its cowardly. You're killing someone, but you want to be able to say "M-maybe I had the blank so my hands are clean!" You're a fricking pussy. If you cant handle doing the states work then get off the frickin pot.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's probably a holdover from when firing squads weren't volunteer only

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a holdover from the middle ages when Christian societies were wrestling with the whole "Thou shalt not kill" rule in the bible while also wanting fun and spectacular public executions where the whole family could watch and cheer how funny that thief looks as he twitches and dangles from the gallows. Their solution was to pretty much establish a caste of people that were socially excluded: The Executioners. Before long, executioners and their descendants had their own seats in taverns, their own beer mugs, their own spaces where they were officially allowed to go, all just so that they could be kept apart from everyone. They had no friends, and anyone intermarrying with an executioner or an executioner's family member was expected to be socially ostracized the same way that the executioners themselves did. They were officially sanctioned but socially excluded, pretty much tolerated only as a 'necessary evil' because everyone knew that without them they wouldn't have such fun public spectacles anymore, because the bible has that whole 'no fun' rule about them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think pretty much any American service rifle caliber would be fine. Even 5.56.
      Man's getting shot right in the boiler room by several guys, he'll die quickly.

      That's execution by shooting, it has it's own category and considering it's directly targeting the medulla oblongata it's probably more humane than a classic firing squad.
      The west just considers it disgusting, too personal and brutal.
      I think that's silly but what do I know, I'm just a depraved 4han schizo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's inhumane for the person tasked as an executioner. Unless if you're a complete psychopath, that will do something to your humanity. I doubt every person with that duty is a psychopath, albeit there has to be some.
        Also please do not lewd Adrien. Thank you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they could just tie you to a post and have robot controlled guns shoot you. they could even have the robots hooked up to a kosher switch that a rabbi turns on so no human is responsible for it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Or just have the rabbi kill him. Cuz, y'know.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me... 45-70 lever guns please. All the executioners can wear cowboy LARP gear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh hell yeah. I want Doc Holliday and Warp brothers impersonators as my squad. The Earps can use Colt SAA’s and Doc can let me have all three shots from his double barrel 10 gauge.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever the local police departments standard round is. May as well use it as an opportunity to train your officers

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shot placement.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Something that most people in this thread are missing is the term "firing squad." Emphasis on "squad." This is not a single shot from a pistol or rifle, it is a group of people firing simultaneously. So long as every member of that group is a qualified marksman and takes the shot exactly on-mark (under one inch from the ten ring), we're talking about seven to a dozen bullets hitting near-simultaneously from about 20-30 feet.

      So, now we're talking about shot placement with a rifle by trained marksmen, and this option is the best

      5.56 with 2 guns aimed at the head and 3 guns aimed at the heart
      just make sure it has wooden furniture, make it a classy affair

      . A 5.56 is a top-tier but messy as all frick option, but there are certainly others. A .38 Spl or .357 mag from a carbine would be better and just as effective, a .30-06 or .308 would be almost as messy as 5.56, even a .22 mag to reduce the mess and not have insane optics of an exploded skull and completely inverted chest cavity. Beyond the caliber of the gun, we also need to talk about the load for the cartridge and the bullet type.

      This is not entirely a valid point under such conditions

      A decent caliber through the heart would be a good way to go. Just drop like a game animal.

      I think a heart shot might be cleaner overall. Gets that blood to stop pumping, which guarantees a quick death, while a headshot could just bounce through some unimportant part of the brain and leave you twitching on the ground till you bleed out.

      . The important part is that there should be two targets with half the squad assigned to one and half to the other. You do not necessarily die instantly from a heart shot, but you will die "quickly." However, several bullets hitting through the center of the head will cause so much trauma & damage that, if they somehow don't kill by themselves, the person will experience so much shock that they won't feel anything or know what's going on before they die from the heart shots.

      To answer OP more directly, I'd personally use a squad of a dozen people, no less, and .22 mag 55 grain match grade soft points. That's six through the heart, six through the bridge of the nose at least 1500 fps if not 1900, pretty much minimum mess and instant death. You could even use two blanks in a squad that size, so it's five and five through each target, and nobody could tell if they fired a bullet or a blank.

      >The shooters’ identities are kept anonymous, and one of their rifles is loaded with a blank round so nobody knows which officer killed the inmate.
      But anyone who has ever shot a rifle before will know the difference in recoil between a .30-30 and a blank..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So there's no chance whatsoever of him miraculously surviving the firing squad?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If most or all of the firing squad deliberately aimed to miss their targets.

          Otherwise, re-read the post and do the maths. 0.00% chance of failure if the firing squad does their part. Which would include the training beforehand to be a qualified marksman. We operate also under the assumption that the rifles are all checked out to be in perfect working condition, designed for flawless performance, and the ammunition is Olympic grade match ammo. The person being executed can be strapped into a sitting position with his/her head immobilized to prevent any twitching that might degrade the accuracy of the shots.

          There is still another option at this point

          It's inhumane for the person tasked as an executioner. Unless if you're a complete psychopath, that will do something to your humanity. I doubt every person with that duty is a psychopath, albeit there has to be some.
          Also please do not lewd Adrien. Thank you.

          . The firing squad doesn't even have to be humans. We have the technology for automatically aimed weapons with precision down to the sub-millimeter at 10 meters' distance. A single executioner can press a button and all 12 rounds would fire within a millisecond of each other.

          In fact, the precision would be so tight that slight deviation would have to be programmed into the targeting and the synchronization to prevent the bullets from colliding at the target point.

          Even another option to consider is that gunpowder rounds aren't even required. Air guns are perfectly capable of delivering lethal shots, with properly designed bullets. The perfect velocity can be dialed in for each execution to account for an individual's body type or other variables. All the heart shots would not even exit the torso, the head shots would barely crack the back of the skull.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I would argue it'd be somewhat cold and undignified to do death by robot. Something about having the machine pull the trigger just doesn't seem right. I'd say at that point we may as well have a pneumatic spike installed in a helmet kill him like cattle. No it has to be humans, they at least deserve some dignity in their last moment

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's no different than the electric chair or hanging. A human still pulls the lever. What machine it activates is irrelevant, other than what is most humane.

              Your argument, taken to its conclusion, is that one human must kill another human with his bare hands, nothing other than skin on skin. We're way past that phase.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Strictly in terms of getting the job done quickly and causing as little suffering as possible? And it needs to be common? No other concerns?
    It would have to be a Shotgun, obviously. Five simultaneous close range hits from 12 gauge shotgun shells to the chest will just about turn your torso inside out.
    Hell of a mess though, might be more disturbing for the squad.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japan still hangs people, and as long as you tie the noose correctly, it snaps the neck instantly. Anything's more humane than injections though. That shit's fricking disgusting, and it only got worse when they had to replace the functional poison with crappy alternatives that barely even work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just let me OD on morphine, its literally that easy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The goal is to punish not reward

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought the goal was to kill

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Punishment is only a pavlovian tool to prevent further crime.

          When killing somebody you remove any possibility of further crimes, cruelty is unnecessary.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Submachine gun on a fixed post shot at the heart.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean if people are going to kill you with a gun a direct hit with an artillery round should vaporize things and make it instantaneous. A 20mm at the chest or head. Even small arms sounds better than a lethal injection a 30-06 or something. I'd if I had to die and was given a choice beg for something other than electrocution or lethal injection. If I was guilty or not. I'd consider it much more humane to just get shot. Especially with a higher caliber that will do the job.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Walther Model 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good call dark history anon, dark stuff for real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This guy shot more people than any other one person in history.
      No wonder he turned the gun on himself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He died of a heart attack?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This guy shot more people than any other one person in history.
          No wonder he turned the gun on himself.

          >Blokhin was forcibly retired following Stalin's death in March 1953. However, his "irreproachable service" was publicly noted by Beria at the time of his departure.[8] When Beria himself was removed in June, Blokhin's rank was stripped from him in the de-Stalinization campaigns of Nikita Khrushchev.
          >Already an alcoholic, Blokhin died on 3 February 1955, aged 60.[21] The official cause of death was listed as suicide;[14][22][23] however, his personnel files recorded that he died due to a heart attack.[24]
          So, it's not 100% clear, but if the documentation is correct it was a heart attack, which isn't particularly odd for an aging alcoholic.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A dozen men each armed with an orbez. I'd also demand that my execution take place indoors.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >orbez
      This is an execution anon, not a daterape.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cannon

    ?t=164

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    8 Garands with 1 round each in the en bloc clip

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://edition.cnn.com/2022/06/23/politics/supreme-court-death-row-inmates/index.html
    look at the authors lmao

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rifle to the back of the head would do it but no state will do it because it would make an open casket funeral impossible.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    firing squad is a bit ridiculous. whats wrong with a 9mm or a 38 to the dome?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mosin–Nagant

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a volley gun of grapeshot?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pump action Henry 22 loaded with 22 shorts.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bazooka.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Asking for a friend, of course.
    .303 Lee Enfield

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based
      also my choice would be Lee Enfield Mk.I Rifle cause Breaker Morant

      >WE CAUGHT THEM
      >AND WE SHOT THEM
      >UNDER RULE
      >THREE
      >OH
      >THREE

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you used a gun to murder someone and then get sentenced to death, you should be executed with the same gun

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The k98 has to have executed the most people, so logically it would be the best

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek 15+ men firing squad for 1 guy
      And the dude seems to be smiling, hell I'd probably be smiling too.
      I mean, whatever you've done it got them REALLY pissed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Psychopaths and trolls. There's really no difference.

        >Do what you must, I have already won.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the mosin has probably executed more people than the k98

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anything that shoots .50 bmg rounds

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A howitzer.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    12g slug

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno a fricking anti-materiel rifle probably does the job

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We should use an M16 so it wounds him and other death row inmates come to help.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well of6 we're gonna be traditional it's gotta be a manual action weapon, usually a service weapon. Sometimes someone not in the firing squad would load the rifles, with 1 or 2 being blank so noone knows for sure who killed the guy. The M1903 would be a patrician choice. That's not available though so frick it, AR-15s, 20 inch A2 pattern with 77 grain expanding rounds and no gas tube. Seems perfect

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flamethrower.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If given the choice I'd go with a firing squad over some shitty injection or getting gassed

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .950 jdj loaded with dum-dum rounds

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eh. Whatever works. If they got any surplus garands around or Enfield rifles that would be pretty aesthetic.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MG42 from 50 yards.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    to anyone wondering iirc the dude has a medical condition that supposedly would cause his veins to melt or burst or something if given a lethal injection. cruel and unusual punishment.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i had to choose for myself id go with brrrrr.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6.5 sneedmore

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    16in battleship gun (condemned is fired from it)

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Firing squads suck.
    >Won't kill you instantly.
    >Executioners pussying out and needing to be reassured that they have a blank cartridge & stand behind a screen where they can't actually see the shooting.

    Commies have unironically the best gun-execution method: just a bullet to the head.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's because communists aren't human and don't have souls

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    155mm howitzerMLRS
    artillery needs to train and exercise anyway might as well place death row inmates in the middle of the impact area
    painless,instant death

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    m1 garand with soft tip hunting bullets.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you are all thinking too small. Go big or go home.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who would 100% rather die by lethal injection ?

    You get sedatives first and your body would still be intact after you die, it's as if you went to sleep.

    Getting bullets holes in your heart must be painful not even mentioning the eyes or teeth and what a bloody mess it would be.

    Every time I see someone on the internet saying they'd prefer the fire squad I think he's fricking with me and that's a meme like the missionary position meme. No way someone seriously thinks a gunshot is better than being put to sleep.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is the europoors are blocking access to the normal triple wienertail of drugs, forcing prisons to essentially experiment on the condemned. That's the ultimate issue here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The idea of being strapped to a table and pumped full of drugs until I die is absolutely abhorrent to me. Legitimately the stuff of nightmares. I can't quite place why, but it does legitimately seem like a more offensive way to go than being tied to a post and shot, unironically.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lethal injection is how you put pets down and watching it done to my cat I wouldn't even do it again. firing squad and decapitation have more dignity because they are used for humans. lethal injection is only memed as more humane because it's bloodless.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like to imagine that lethal injection is the excrutiating, but we don't know because everyone who experiences it never talks about it.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use an anti aircraft gun like they do in North Korea.

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