What's the best weapon and strategy for a situation like this? This is a schmatic of my apartment I'm in.

What's the best weapon and strategy for a situation like this? This is a schmatic of my apartment I'm in. Any advice would be appreciated.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’ll drive a robot up to the wall right on the other side of you and blow it up, taking you out in the process

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just peak your bedroom door and wait for them to turn the corner, you'll get em both. doesn't really matter what you use, just don't use a rifle.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Such a terrible question.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And an even worse answer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sneed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >newbie lingo
          Good one

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sneed.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you should really have installed gun ports covered by landscape paintings into the hallway by now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      :*)

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should defend your handwriting and basic grasp on the English language first. Can you really not spell elevator?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think any amount of preperation can protect my brain from its own demise.

      this is a moronic ass diagram you ever taken a fricking drafting class or are you a zoomer?

      wheres the kitchen? why is the 1st bedroom just sticking out like that?

      Why is the 1st room a pod that's randomly attached there?

      Okay, since you three want to hate my amature (but personally I think amazing) diagram skills let me get you guys some actual pictures.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the 1st room a pod that's randomly attached there?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wheres the kitchen? why is the 1st bedroom just sticking out like that?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a moronic ass diagram you ever taken a fricking drafting class or are you a zoomer?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Some poor Wagie is gonna get domed by a Hi-Point.

    Anyhow, I'd try holding an angle from the living room if they were busting in. Kill Funnel / More wall / void space to act as backstop

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How tight is your butthole?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    View from second room.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah ok kitchen is in the living room, that makes sense.
      What weapon do you currently have to defend with? those walls will stop next to nothing so any caliber being fired in this place is going to at least go out into the hallway or into the other rooms

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have currently have a gun which is why I was asking what the best weapon it would be to have in this situation. I'd figured buy a gun based off a hypothecial situation like this would be a good idea.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          assuming overpenetration and that you currently dont have a gun (and assuming little experience shooting/handling them) a 12g shotgun of any flavor really, got the shotgun general to get ideas there. Its you best bet to cover that small hallway assuming your dumbass roommate doesnt exit from bedroom 1 when you take the shot.
          in such a small corridor a bat or even an axe will not be easy to swing. You coudl even that out by trying to square off with them in the living room. But its best to not let them in too deep, especially if we assume they too may have firearms.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably say 12Gauge / 20 Gauge, Buckshot. I would say some small caliber handgun, like 9mm or .380 but I'm kinda with

          assuming overpenetration and that you currently dont have a gun (and assuming little experience shooting/handling them) a 12g shotgun of any flavor really, got the shotgun general to get ideas there. Its you best bet to cover that small hallway assuming your dumbass roommate doesnt exit from bedroom 1 when you take the shot.
          in such a small corridor a bat or even an axe will not be easy to swing. You coudl even that out by trying to square off with them in the living room. But its best to not let them in too deep, especially if we assume they too may have firearms.

          on this one. Walls in the states are super thin, so over penetration is a big concern. Would lean more into handguns w/ frangible rounds if you had any aptitude with them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >racist shit
      Frick off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ><redskins fan
      Bend over, you should be used to it by now.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was fixing the rotation, my phone makes my photos landscape even though I'm taking them in potrait.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hallway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another view

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Living room, the window on the left is important.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This drawing shows that I have an angle to watch them enter if they try to buzz in.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot pic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/8vXbXtM.jpg

      Another view

      https://i.imgur.com/fqIGRXa.jpg

      Hallway

      https://i.imgur.com/HWKQjtQ.jpg

      View from second room.

      What's the rent bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        200 dollars a month. I'm leaving soon though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>200 dollars a month

          I'd quite literally, kill for that rate.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            judging by the post op might have to do just that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also I need an escape plan as well, I do have a window so I can see them entering the building ahead of time and can act accordingly. I have the stair exit/entrance(a key can be used to unlock the door and acess stairs) and the elevators. On the other side of the hallway with the elevators is another set of stairs but there's something special on this one.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you assuming these folks are after you for a specific reason? would you recognize them at the front of the building like in

                https://i.imgur.com/Stt9AlY.jpg

                Forgot pic.

                why would they not go after any of the other units over yours?

                as I said in

                assuming overpenetration and that you currently dont have a gun (and assuming little experience shooting/handling them) a 12g shotgun of any flavor really, got the shotgun general to get ideas there. Its you best bet to cover that small hallway assuming your dumbass roommate doesnt exit from bedroom 1 when you take the shot.
                in such a small corridor a bat or even an axe will not be easy to swing. You coudl even that out by trying to square off with them in the living room. But its best to not let them in too deep, especially if we assume they too may have firearms.

                those are your immediate defense options. If we talk escape plan. AFTER youve blasted them with 12g buckshot I would not attempt to step over the bodies and escape the unit. Most intruders will run hard and fast away from the threat. So even if you drop 1 of 3, the other 2 are going to run for it.. Your best move is to stay put, call cops and so forth.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So the other set of stairs lets me go to the backally and escape from the side of the building AND has a door to the lobby to enter and leave from the front.

                >are you assuming these folks are after you for a specific reason?
                Not in particular. Just assuming they know my location, floor and room.
                >would you recognize them at the front of the building
                Probably not because I can't see their faces from my floor.

                >racist shit
                Frick off.

                ???

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pic

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not in particular. Just assuming they know my location, floor and room.
                this assumption is based on luck that they choose your unit at random over any other in the building. It is ok to assume if you see people at the building door who are clearly there to break in. If you aren't up to something where you could expect people to be out for you, just make reasonable assumptions but dont be too paranoid.

                Again I would advise against this escape plan you keep talking about getting to these stairs. Once you fire off a shot, they are going to run. You are not going to know which way they ran and dont want to risk bumping into them. Your safest course is to remain in the unit. Also keep in mind Bedroom #1 person, dont leave them behind with a potentially half dead robber in the hallway.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >quads
                I trust this post with my life anon, thank you.

                >We don't have a lot of details to go off of though
                More saying like if it's just a shit area or expecting home invasion.

                Expecting home invasion scenrio. This is based off of some scam emails I've been getting where I was threated with home invasion if I didn't send some bitcoin. I deleted them but I have the sextortion emails they sent to me at first.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't actually believe they would act on this home invasion. I just thought it'd be interesting to make a thread seeing what I'd hypothecially do if it were to happen.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, with those dirt bags; it's usually a lot of hot air threatwise.

                Get a Shotgun, or Handgun; don't open the door for strangers. If you do end up killing an home invader, call the Local PD and report it. There's usually a bit of legal regarding if a shoot was justified depending on your local laws.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Updated Map

              Prob Section 8, or some shithole in Appalachia.

              are you assuming these folks are after you for a specific reason? would you recognize them at the front of the building like in [...] why would they not go after any of the other units over yours?

              as I said in [...] those are your immediate defense options. If we talk escape plan. AFTER youve blasted them with 12g buckshot I would not attempt to step over the bodies and escape the unit. Most intruders will run hard and fast away from the threat. So even if you drop 1 of 3, the other 2 are going to run for it.. Your best move is to stay put, call cops and so forth.

              Is right. After a shooting, you'll want to hang tight for the police. Fleeing will implicate things quickly. We don't have a lot of details to go off of though

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We don't have a lot of details to go off of though
                Like what? We could do a bit of assuming here.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We don't have a lot of details to go off of though
                More saying like if it's just a shit area or expecting home invasion.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon where is Sadam? Its the key to survive

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's what we seem to be planning for here lmao.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, is neither of those other rooms a bedroom? What the frick kind of sadine can is this? What are you paying per month for this shit?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cut a chunk of drywall out of your bedroom and put a one way mirror in front of the hole, make it look natural, like a normal wall decoration. just shoot them through it when they walk in front of it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a ring camera so you can see who's approaching your apt door and what weapons they have. It'll also allow you to communicate to them via microphone "hey fricknuts I have a loaded gun, keep stepping"

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A couple of these are perfect deterrents for a darker shade of 'unknown enemies'.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the Redskins fan?

    HTTR!

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